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Any other robots watch this film?
I really liked it, but I saw a lot of myself in the protagonist and felt like a real fuckin spineless loser.
>>25766888
My Dad says this movie is about me since I use Siri.
I just saw it recently too, glad I did. I think it was an accurate portrayal of loneliness and longing that you have to "know" to enjoy.
Not a fan of the events toward the end involving the migration, but it's a great feelsy movie overall. I'm glad they didn't make him super jaded and hateful like any guy would be in his position pre-Samantha.
I got so fucking bored halfway I quit.
I can't remember doig that before with a movie.
Now watch Lars and the real girl, that's a good movie about a robot.
>Got called a nigger at Walmart today
>Management didn't believe me
>Too poor to sue
>>25766841
>Got called a faggot today
>Didnt let it bother because i know im not a faggot
>>25766841
>get offended by random person
>try to sue store
Your problem is that you're a whiny bitch American.
>>25766841
N I G G E R
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Nigger
>0600 wake up, get dressed, exercise
>0715 shower, get ready
>0730 walk to work, coffee
>0800 get to work, work
>1200 lunch
>1230 work
>1630 walk home
>1700 get home, get changed, cook and eat dinner, clean kitchen, shower
>1800 general leisure activities
>2130 read
>2200 sleep
Kek, wagecucks. When will they learn?
>>25764888
Hohoho, what a pity wagefriend. I would post my schedule, but like the atlantic my day changes currents all of the time. I think I'm going to try out some western anime today, maybe read some classic literature such as Genji Monogatari.
Hopefully your boss isn't too hard on you today, you know the motto--another day, another dollar!
>>25764888
At least you have something to do all day
>He's so tall and handsome as hell. He's so bad but he does it so well
What could she have meant with this?
He's a sexy bad boy
Why does /r9k/ like Taylor Swift so much? She's the definition of a roastie.
>>25764530
It's a metaphor for socialism moving out beyond historically "white" countries.
Christ, it's like you faggots don't even LISTEN to the music
i.... i wanna fuck girls
I wanna hold hands with cute anime girls
I wish I didn't. It's a curse.
>tfw you will never be gay so for ever and ever will you be doomed to lust after the qt harpies
Suffering.
Is it this easy getting a Korean waifu?
>>25763388
She's uglyhdodhsysjsy
>>25763388
>can speak English
>your so cute
Well, I guess that counts as English in America.
>your
DROPPED
ITT: post your personality type and famous people who also has it.
>Anders Breivik
>Ted Kaczynski aka "The Unabomber"
>Varg Vikernes
>>25763259
ITT: horoscopes
I am intj, I know that these tests largely mean nothing but I'm still proud of it
>all these spree shooters
Nice
>>25763304
you're retarded in a completely original comment way
Femanon here, can someone explain the girls cant be gamers meme?
I personally spend a couple of hours each day playing games mainly on the pc, league of legends, runescape3and sometimes csgo
Whenever I talk on the microphone I have idiots swearing at me and random people defending me, even though I haven't even done anything,
similarly here, you guys try and say that we just play games for attention and don't actually enjoy playing the game for what it is.
I'm currently gold 2 in league, main support and and take it rather seriously, my friend plays matches with me a fair bit as hes much higher rank then me(I started in bronze 2)
So would some robot be able to explain why a girl can't be a gamer? I enjoy playing games just as much as any of you
pic related is my fav (im not good at her)
Women arnt allowed here, get the fuck off.
Fuck off whore and kill yourself bitch.
>>25762178
Nice normie games
t.another fembot
Who has the most pathetic life on R9K?
I guarantee it is me.
I shitpost on various websites for about 10 hours a day. I commute to school for my daily classes. Have a campus of 40k or so, and I don't know a single person there. I have not spoken to literally anyone at school, I am a junior. not a single friend in my life. IDK why I even have a phone, it is empty. Try to one up me. Protip: you cannot
>>25759506
Is this a shitpost? I mean you have been to college which is better than some robots here who dropped out of high school.
>>25759037
Probably mystery.jpg
>kids born in 1998 can browse 4chan
>kids born in 2000 probably post on 4chan
>kids born after 9/11 are losing their virginity before you
>>25757381
I started on 4chan when I was 12. In today's terms, that means are literal 2004 babys on this site. Two thousand and fucking four.
who else /hate their name/ here?
Mohammed reporting
I wish my parents were creative. It also pretty much dries up any pussy when I introduce myself.
>>25754369
Marcin here, and desu I like it
(its Martin in US/western europe if i know correctly)
>old fashioned, unique name
>people constantly use a short-hand version of it I don't like
>everyone knows I'm going to a fancy-pants faggot when they hear it
>people sometimes pronounce it like britbongs and sound vaguely lewd
5/10, not a retarded name but could be better
Quick, without googling, explain what a boob feels like
Like a squishy bag of eggs wrapped in skin
I have a good memory but not that much. Had sex once and it was really awkward, the girl never talked to me again
>>25769546
a soft leather sack of warm cream.
>If a person has almost no friends, then there's a high chance that there's something wrong with him or her.
enjoy having your fake friends normieshits
I have two or three good friends.
Unluckily none of them share many interests with me, so I just do boring shit with them.
>If a person has almost no friends, then there's a high chance that there's something wrong with him or her.
isnt that true? not something morally wrong but stuff like being really awkward or depressed.
>>25768810
>Hey look at that guy feeling down
>Let's call him a weirdo!
t. Normalfagmentality
Can we just hate on this guy for a moment? I've been watching his videos and the way in which he has perfected his fake smirk and and laugh infuriates me. It's a fucking fake mask and he will teach YOU how to emulate it! Gather round gather round..
https://www.youtu.be.com/watch?v=vTkX4wfkj1A
>actively looking for detestable people so he can hate them
is there a term for this?
>>25768758
I'm not proud haha
>>25768758
Ask the normalshits who keep coming here every day.
>Girl says "thank you" after sex
Is there a worse feel?
What do you mean? Why would a girl say thank you?
I've never had sex, so idk.
That's kind of cute, and funny. Like the spaghetti was pouring out of her vag when you finished.
>>25768661
B-but that'd be an awesome feel, anon.
