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what do you /robots/ think about Grimes?
The new album is disappointing
It's too top 40
>>25438936
She'th 3d waifu material. Post your favourite Grimeth song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OX2QtFmhUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V01vWGxFDs
>tfw 2:07
>huge slut
>still an innie
you're a roastie on the inside
how is that a bad thing?
new
>>25438960
never said it was
-SHORT (under 6ft)
-unemployed/NEET
-lives with parents
-makes less than 50k a year
-no drivers license
-mom still cooks for him and buys his clothes
-doesn't have a bachelor's degree
-doesn't have any hobbies other than playing video games or browsing the internet
if you are male and have any of the above, then you are literal trash that's not meant to reproduce
fembots post your red flags
>>25438879
I am litteraly everything you posted.
Good thing i gave up on life 6 years ago
>>25439096
I'd rather keep being a NEET thank you, happy me i won't even die a virgin, could be way worse.
>>25439175
>happy me i won't even die a virgin
>gave up on life 6 years ago
Wow you've gone beyond failed normie status. I'm literally you except I'm a virgin so at least I can somewhat justify my pathetic existence but you at some point managed to convince a girl to sleep with you.
Hey /r9k/, how's the word on the streets?
I've got 100 bones to blow on darknet drugs, what should I get?
No shrooms or weed.
If youre still in your MDMA honeymoon phase, I say go with that
YMCMB
Ketamine would be a good idea or acid
ITT: We say nice things to each other to boost each others self-esteem and feel good.
You, I like you. I really do.
pic related
>>25438779
you will get a qt gf one day
>>25438779
wojak is not supposed to feel the good feels
I hope you all have a wonderful 2016 which brings you satisfying personal progress and happiness.
What do you hate the most about r9k these days?
Thirsty normalfag betas who grovel for the attention of "fembots."
Then again, it's always funny to watch them get turned down, get mad, and go full "NiceGuy" mode at some random whore.
>>25438758
normies everywhere in every thread.
>>25438792
Yeah, sad fucks begging for girls on the internet especially r9k of all places
Oh milady I would worship your feet pleeeaaaseeee
What's the best way to ruin a decent thread?
>I'm a femanon
>as a femanon
>you just have to put yourself out there
>act normal, don't fake anything
>have you tried lifting ?
>so you're saying that your 3/10 face makes lifting irrelevant ? stay a bitter virgin then
>after I got /fit/ I turned from a 5/10 to a 8/10, I swear, you're just not trying hard enough !!!1
ok so I've decided to fall onto the new year bandwagon and change myself, I'm going to do this by making an Okcupid again and try this time.
Does anyone have tips/experience to share? Like what to say in my profile, how many pictures to post, and what to say for my messages?
I'm not terribly attractive, probably average/above average at best - I have a symmetrical/proportioned face, am sorta thin, and 6'1" but I don't necessarily like to take care of myself so my face is always scruffy and my hair is greasy since I only shower if I have class that day and I don't work.
Is attractiveness the only deciding factor in responses? So would it even matter what I say in my profile? Like, could I get away with writing bullshit like "I'm really good at... I'm really good at finding how many licks it gets to the center of a tootsie pop"
?
Thanks!
Attractiveness is the deciding factor. If you're ugly it doesn't matter what you say. Even if you're average it hardly matters. And if you're attractive you just need to sound normal and not talk about rape and sexual assault and what have you.
I'm not even bitter. I'm above average and I get women messaging me, and I regularly ignore messages from women who I don't find attractive soliciting me. I'm just telling it like it is.
>>25438665
Based on the info given, okcupid might work for you. It kinda worked for me, I got 3 dates but I'm still a kissless handholdless virgin.
Attractiveness is pretty much the only factor at play. Even if you send decent messages that aren't "Let's fuck" "Show me your tits" you are likely to get 1-2 replies for every 5 messages sent.
I'm no expert, but make sure you set your orientation to "gay" or "bisexual" if you want your boypussy to be filled with cum.
who /filth/ here?
>semen stains on the sides of my sheets
>sheets darkened by sweat from jacking off for hours, or tripping balls on something and sweating like a dog
>mattress also darkened by sweat from having no sheets for a while
>side of mattress stained dark brown from getting drunk and puking over the side of my bed one night
>dark embedded stains in the carpet near my bed from the puke
>pillows stained yellow from wiping semen on them, just put them in new pillowcases
>moldy shower (i only go 2 or 3 times a week usually)
>inside of toilet completely dark brown stained all around from shitting, pissing in it and not flushing it until the next time i went to shit or piss
You owe me some spaghetti. I just threw it away after reading this garbage.
>>25438663
>semen stains of last months in my underwear
>cant remember showering for the last time.
could be worse tho
>>25438663
well thanks op i was gonna go make some food but you've saved me a trip!
ITT: blatent lies you were told when you were younger
>people will like you if you just be yourself
>you can do anything if you set your mind to it
>you have a bright future ahead of you
>Hard work = Success
>There are people that would kill to be in your place
>Looks isn't everything.
>There are always second chances in life
Just kill me....
>>25438608
B yerself works more efficiently for fems
>Just turn the other cheek! Everyone will respect you more that way
Where are all the robots gone? I left this board months ago before the robot and now there is pure shitposts and trash, where are all the robot greentexts and insightful comments? Did the normies cut your balls robots?
It was gradual. So gradual that I didn't notice the change until someone pointed it out to me.
There was a sudden increase lately.
I don't like it.
newfag /r9k/ im not Noirmie Before im came here i was on /b/ and /pol/ so weher have all True Robots gone
>>25438481
It's over
/r9k/ is dead
Hey anons
Any tips for premature ejaculation?
Lasting like a minute at this stage and really wana last longer.
Virgins please don't reply
In before gtfo normie reeee etc
I've always been honest and told them that I will cum fast. So she they give me a quick BJ, and I'll fuck them in round 2
>>25438469
Cardio and lift weights so you can pop better boners and easier.
Fap once before fucking so you can last longer.
Eat her out so she gets looser and more wet, which will feel more comfy.
>>25438545
thats my plan if i ever lose the v card
my buddy who gets alot from both genders says jerk of right before
>so I have a crush on a girl i work with
>over a month I am madly in love with her
>emotional rollercoaster like never in my life
>she has a bf
>one day she totally disses him, calling him a prick and idiot and what not
>the other day she thinks she is pregnant with him (I dont really know if its a running joke or what, she constantly says "I hope I am not")
>when I look at it objectively, she puts a value in me, she constantly says its a pleasure working with me
>she actually flirts with me ie. "hey, I just wantet to grab that thing between your legs, nothing personal, I hope you dont mind it" when reaching out for something she needs that is close to me
>we are quite good companions, talking about stuff, enjoying ourselves together
Now thats a background, lets get to the real shit that happened today. Rollercoaster inbound. In the morning, they were actually joking about her pregnancy with other colleagues again. This really let me down, for obvious reasons. She pushed it even further, saying "so what, anon will be pushing the baby-carriage for me" or whatever. One of the biggest cuck moments in my life, I felt really depressed and shit. She noticed. The whole day she was saying stuff like "she doesnt like me like that" "why I am not talking to her" etc. I was hard, I really thought this is the end of it, she cucked me really well. Then after the work we had a little new years party. And I softened up. And she was genuinely happy about it. I sat down close to her and talked, we had a really goot time, she laughed like never. After a while I sat down in another place because my another woman colleague unintentionally vacated mine besides her. She sat next to me. And we talked again and she fucking fed me gummy bears and shit. When we were almost leaving, I overheard her talking with another girl about her "pregnancy" again. She said she does not want to be pregnant with her bf but with someone else. Then when on our way home she fed me some pizza. What do?
>>25438455
you fuck off to /adv/ with your parties and whores that cuck you
>>25438455
Been through a similar sort of situation. I'm generally not too smooth with women so my options were limited. I just started to avoid her whenever I could. Honestly I think that's the best solution. Outta sight, out of mind. If she misses you, she'll tell you, and then you have the power. Otherwise, just avoid her.
>>25438656
>avoid her
ok this is the wrong board, I fuck off now
>go to store
>ready to check out
>short line with attractive female cashier
>longer line with old woman or male
>avoid hot female cashier
Am I the only one that does this?
>>25438436
I do this all the time. I'm too afraid to make eye contact and daydream all day about her if she doesnt look at me the way I want her to look at me.
>go to store
>walk with my eyes glued to the floor
>grab only what i need
>go directly to self checkout
who /autismpro/ here
I do the opossite. They're usually broken up from working this wagecuck job anyway.
Keep it as "pure" as possible. No funny stuff.
>>25438368
>No funny stuff
ok, my life
>>25438368
she's fucked random guys at parties within 15mins of meeting them, maybe multiple times in the same night
gaurentee in my friend
Post rares if possible, f a m s
