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>semen stains on the sides of my sheets
>sheets darkened by sweat from jacking off for hours, or tripping balls on something and sweating like a dog
>mattress also darkened by sweat from having no sheets for a while
>side of mattress stained dark brown from getting drunk and puking over the side of my bed one night
>dark embedded stains in the carpet near my bed from the puke
>pillows stained yellow from wiping semen on them, just put them in new pillowcases
>moldy shower (i only go 2 or 3 times a week usually)
>inside of toilet completely dark brown stained all around from shitting, pissing in it and not flushing it until the next time i went to shit or piss
You owe me some spaghetti. I just threw it away after reading this garbage.
>>25438663
>semen stains of last months in my underwear
>cant remember showering for the last time.
could be worse tho
>>25438663
well thanks op i was gonna go make some food but you've saved me a trip!
>haven't changed the bed sheets or pillowcase for over 5 years
>clothes literally stand up on their own from all the encrusted dirt because I never wash them
>haven't bathed or showered for months
>vagina smells like a cats dinner
>have tourettes syndrome that makes me spit all the time
>given up trying to get it in the bin so just spit on the floor
>pick nose and wipe boogies on whatever happens to be closest to me
>never vacuum or clean anything
>toilet looks like satan himself vomited down it
>decades of dust over everything
>>25439006
w-will you be my gf plz
>moldy shower (i only go 2 or 3 times a week usually)
Git gud I shower like 2-3 times a MONTH
>tfw starting to love the shit piss smelling odor emanating from my body.
>>25439102
That means the bacteria has secured a host and is ensuring its survival through the ongoing smell by tricking your brain, you filthy neckbeard.
>past summer dad was arrested for heroin trafficking
>gives me his trailer
>cops totally fucked the place up searching for drugs
>dad lived like a slob, thousands of coke cans played everywhere and cigarette burns in the carpet
>roaches everywhere
>everywhere
>plumbing doesn't work, all the doorframes and walls are rotting
>surfaces are visibly brown with dirt
>dog shit in the furthest corners
>fridge smells like death with leftovers from years ago in it
>floors are sticky and visibly dirty
>clean up coke cans and dog shit and move right in
>hunkering down in his old room
