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I never fell in love.
What is like? And how do I do it? I want to feel something.
It really isn't worth it.
>>25226631
Its best avoided
>>25226728
>>25226764
But people in movies and tv look so happy.
I want to experience it.
Are people extroverted, judgemental, and superficial everywhere or is that mostly an American thing?
>>25226512
It's inflated in the US but it's basically everywhere.
>>25226512
Everyone, E V E R Y O N E is judgmental. Some just decide to hide it.
>>25226512
Probably just where you live
>Mum's friend is here for Christmas
>Helping her cook in the kitchen
>I go there to get some food
>"Hahaha, there you are anon! So... Any news? You got yourself a girlfriend yet? I don't see any pictures of you on Facebook next to a girl"
>say with a completely straight face "I am a homosexual"
>"hahah, I know..."
>Not even gay, just hate that fucking question and the answer always shuts them up
>Mum expects that answer from me and doesn't say anything
hahah, i know
hahaha, just a prank bro
no homo
>>25226504
sam pepper strikes again
When did you realize you were autistic?
When everyone left here and I stayed. Also I was into sonic in HS.
When I looked at the mirror and saw nothing wrong, then looked at other people and even those who looked worse than me had a healthier social life.
When my mom told me "you have autism. Remember when you saw that therapist as a child? Well she wanted to have you diagnosed for autism, but that was an insurance risk. So you stopped going to therapy and were never officially diagnosed."
>last online: 5 minutes ago
>still hasn't responded to or even looked at your message from 5 hours ago
>>25226476
Don't make the same mistakes we all did, anon. Don't play these games. You should NEVER message a female unless it's for work/school, because they'll always turn it into mind games.
>>25226590
Senpai has a good point. You will always care a 100x more than they do and it will drive you up the wall trying to gauge whether or not they like you.
>>25226590
>>25226714
Another point I feel I should add is that you shouldn't fall for the tricks they use to lure you into the trap. Sometimes a cunt will message you back or in some rare cases even initiate a message, but this is just to prime the attention pump so you get hooked. Stay strong, and don't respond if this happens to you.
The only thing a woman wants is the knowledge that you are desperate for her attention, and the feeling she gets knowing that she can deny it to you.
Anyone else like to catfish on Tinder for fun?
i do it as a guy and pretend it's me to make myself feel like girls are attracted to me
>>25226465
yes. It just reassures the truths I've always beleived in.
I actually pretend to be a manlet average looking guy to see how I'd do if I actually went into the real thing. Pretty sure this is more pathetic than you OP
>tfw no qt asian belly gf
>>25226463
post more asian belly gfs, monitoring for reasons
She'd be hotter with an extra 200 lbs on her
I wish i once meet a belly asian.
>middle school bully is now successful and engaged to a 8/10 hottie
>I'm a kissless virgin NEET with social anxiety
>best friend from middle school who used to defend me from the bully whenever he could is now a homeless drug addict
Why is life unfair?
>>25226370
God hates what he created f a m
Bullying is just a way human males assert dominance like when goats buck horns together. Don't take it personal kid, he's just the winner and you are the loser. That's life.
>>25226511
Well, what about my best friend? If the bully backed the fuck back whenever my friend intervened, then doesn't this mean that he's more alpha than the bully? Why is he the one with the shittiest life out of the 3 of us?
Who /aloneonchristmas/ here?
I'm having toast for Christmas dinner.
>>25226319
It's not Christmas yet, tomorrow. I bought enough brews so I don't run out.
I bought myself three packs of microwave chips since I used to like them as a kid. I'm going to microwave them at the same time and have it as a treat.
>>25226336
i forgot to do that and shops closed here at like 7pm so i have straight vodka and oven chips in the house
merry christmas
Whenever I talk to people in their late 20s they always act friendly and happy. What are they hiding?
They secretly want to be you.
Deep inner pain at the lost opportunities of youth
At least that's what I'm hiding and I'm only 26
>>What are they hiding?
Their secret desire to return to their younger days.
>be 2014
>"hehe, i'll have a gf by the end of 2015 just you watch /r9k/!"
>one year later
>still no gf
welp lets see what 2016 brings.probably nothing different ;_;
next year will be our year, you just wait
>>25226199
h-hopefully your dubs are a positive indicator, we'll see my fellow anon...
Unless you can be extremely appealing to the opposite sex and satisfy their needs for excitement, the odds are against you. Not trying to be a dick anon but the "dating game" is cruel and soul crushing. Better to focus on other goals.
Does anyone else get really upset when attractive, rich, successful people try to talk about their problems like they're legitimate?
I love watching videos of celebrities getting butthurt at paparazzi, "muh privacy!!"
>>25226088
Everyone has problems regardless of income. Like Biggie said "mo' money, mo' problems".
>>25226088
It's hella funny, agreed.
>taxes go up
>durr, I won't do the slightest amount of work for less than more than everyone else
>no guillotines
Laughter's all there is.
>>25226140
I'm aware, but when your problems boil down to "I don't get enough privacy" or "people all want to be my friend and fuck me because I'm rich and handsome", I just wanna spit blood.
There's only 2 people on 4chan. Me and the other guy samefagging behind a thousand proxies.
I now know the secret of 4chan.
well since there are 100000000 posts on 4chan daily and there are 86400 seconds in a day each of you faggots would have to post at a rate of approximately 578.7 posts per second which is impossible, there goes your shitty theory OP
>>25226203
>he doesn't have telepathic powers to make multiple post per second
>>25226203
get logicd OP
>tfw see perfect girl walking down street
>tfw we both make eye contact
>tfw my heart skips a beat
>tfw I continued walking
FUCK FUCK FUCK I will never see her again, I should have approached her even if there was a 99.9% chance I'd get shot down
>>25226046
b-b-b-b-beta
just because you made eye contact doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
Walking down the street in passing is probably the only time it's appropriate to try and get a random girls number. You are an idiot for that op. You'll get em next time
>tfw no faux nerd, coal burning, blazing, dp loving, whore of a gf
why would you want anything to do with this disease ridden slut
>>25225984
I love her and I'd date her in an instant.
>>25226000
Because she's hot
>>25226005
Same here. I would even give her the lickaroo
