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23 years old KHV here
I got my literal first match on Tinder, and I somehow managed to get a date with her, in a week.
What to do on a first date? How to talk to girls irl? HELP
Probably a bot or someone setting you up to laugh at you :)
>>25926066
no because she gave me her facebook after and I asked her on a date there
Why are you even doing this?
The only reason you would do this is to get sex, but why do you want sex? That's for making babies. If you want pleasure, just jerk off with porn. It's much faster, easier, simple and it's free and much healthier.
Don't let yourself be shamed by society into having sex. Realize people only do this because it's a survival mechanism for the species.
There is literally nothing right about just having sex for the sake of having sex. It's there for making people, not for pleasure.
Now unless you actually want children I would advise not to go on that date, because that's the whole fucking point of dating and meeting women. It's not meant to be a fucking fantasy happy fun time, it's your brain tricking you into having sex to make babies.
Fucking normies.
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Inb4 thread deleted and banned
>>25926051
Do they actually ban for making threads?
>>25926073
Since you're being broad, yes. People who post questionable age threads get banned. So, yes. They ban for posting threads.
I NEED A FUCKING WIFE, IM 24 YEARS OLD IM GETTING OLD, FUCK
So lower your standards and date a BBW single mother off Craigslist, fuckboy.
>>25926001
I NEED A SEMI QT WIFE, I DONT WANT NO LANDWHALE I JUST WANT AN AVERAGEISH GIRL TO BE MY WIFEY
>>25926071
Better become worth it to an average girl, then. Work and love before anyone works or loves for you. If you aren't willing to put in the effort, don't even worry about trying.
>tfw your father hates his own color and says his ancestors were greeks
>tfw your mother can't handle money and was in debt all her adult liffe
>tfw handsome but females think you are gay because you are not acting like a thug
>>25925653
>tfw handsome but females think you are gay because you are not acting like a thug
I still don't understand this shit, i figured women would want a guy with his life together but no, they want gangsters...
>>25925701
they want it all
the boring life with kids and the dog
but also the thrill of loving a 'dangerous and confident' man
but also the romantic lover
but also the beast in bed
but also the one who will understand when she needs space
but also... etc
bump
any more feels?
>Like 100 tinder profiles last night
>7 hours later
>Not one single match
That's the life of a 5/10 male.
>>25925626
Post pic. I have a feeling you are cuter than you think :P
>>25925626
>5/10
Even a 5/10 can get fatties.. You're below 3
I was thinking about using tinder. But then i remembered i have a crooked broken nose, awful teeth and i'm balding. Trying would only be a waste of time for me, i'm too ugly for this shit.
Lets play 20 Questions. Here are the rules
1. Only the first submitted question each round will count
2. Submissions for next question cannot take place until I have answered the previous question
3. Questions to be in a yes/no format.
4. Guesses for the person cannot take place until after question 15
>>25925420
Is it chicken tendies?
Question #1: is OP a faggot?
>>25925485
See rule 4.
>>25925486
Troll question discarded.
So how do I "mount" an "image" robots?
>Extract Archive With Winrar Or 7zip etc.........
>Then Mount Image Or Burn To DVD
>Install The Game And Play
You need a program that stimulates a disk drive. I think there is a Nero product that can do it.
Google that our how to run a "disk image"
Good luck
Use a software which creates fake drives on your PC, I'm a pleb and use PowerISO, probably better ones out there.
It's simple to use, makes a fake disk drive on your PC, install, copy the crack to the installation folder where it says if one is needed, if not just run it normally.
>>25925333
Downloaded MagicISO now
Hope that works
Want to play Blade Runner so bad...
You faggits are always complaining about >tfwnogf and crying about being alone or living with your parents. At least you can technically leave that life any time you wanted. True robots get married and their wives pay for their shit instead of their parents.
>Have chubby but pretty mexican wife 5 years older than me (I'm 24 she's 29)
>Into denying cultural Mexican gender roles
>She makes $16 USD an hour working full time and has great career
>I'm NEET, no degree, criminal record, can't get hired
>Stay home all day and browse /r9k/, smoke her weed, drink beer, fap, and play vidya
>Do the dishes and cook before she comes home
>She pays for my phone, rent, food, and alcohol
>All I have to do is fuck her and cook for her and pour her wine and I get 8 hours a day by myself to do whatever I want
>Only leave to go to the store down the street
>tfw ottermode and 9" cock
I'm the male version of a dumb hot chick with huge tits, I married for security and the ability to stay NEET and now I'm regretting it because there's a 19 year old black honey at the store that flirts with me and she definitely wants the D and I now have her number. Probably only a matter of time before I start cheating regularly.
It's nice being a house husband sometimes, but I'd rather trade it for financial independence. I married her last year and I'm already sick of her bitching. If I had financial independence, I'd probably leave and take half her stuff. No kids yet but she's 29 and it's only a matter of time before she demands them, I want kids, but I just don't want them with her.
who here trapped in a marriage? Any fellow homemakers?
FUCK YOU OP
YOU'RE LIVING MY DREAM YOU CUNT
I want a successful businessfu to cook and clean for, give her massage when she comes home from a long day at work and have a nice meal with her. I don't even care if she's fat ;_;
Literally the opposite of a robot 9/10 bait you'll get lots of replies
>>25925287
>When you get enough good boy points and bae gives you money for tendies
Who else wants a girl who acts motherly, but submissive in bed?
Not me because I'm not a stupid fucking retard
>>25925179
>girl that takes care of you
>and then lets you fulfill any sexual fantasy you want in bed
yeah what a drag
let me be your mommy gf
Who else /a victim of a passive or coddling mother and abusive or neglectful father/ here?
yes and now I wear girls' panties in private and want to rub the feet of a bigger woman
yes
>>25924976
I do the same
Yes and I'm basically a gay bottom except attracted to women.
I really want to see the revenant but have no one to go with. Should I get really high and dress well so no one judges me?
>not torrenting
No one will judge you for more than two seconds no matter how you look
I went to see The Hateful Eight alone in sweat pants and autism shoes, what does it matter if you're not trying to meet people
>>25924899
No one will give two shits if you see a movie alone. They're gonna be focusing on the movie, not you.
>Second semester of college started last week
>Girl who I have no classes with this semester but had one class with last semester randomly messages me yesterday
>Tells me that I'm cool and well spoken and asks for help on a project
>Says we can either work on it at my place or at a dining hall
>Tell her we can do whatever works best for her, but also ask her what the project is about
>She says my place will work better, and doesn't even answer the question about the project
>Now she's coming over tomorrow night
Is this basically the green light that she wants the D? I've never had a girl approach me like this before.
>>25924747
Seems like you've got the right of it. However, it could just be a feint by the Galactic Empire to leave you defenseless at the Iserlohn Corridor.
Could end up in two ways
>do a project with blue balls
>have sex
Mostly likely the first option OP.
>>25924747
She's going to drug you and steal your liver.
How do you stop wanting a relationship after accepting that you will never have one? I'm not going to list all the reasons why I'm a robot piece of trash just answer this question under the pretense that I can never have a relationship but am still extremely lonely, in fact even more so since I know I can't stop being alone
Start fapping to anime at least once a day, preferably twice. Read up on Red Pill shit to develop the feeling that women are base animals who aren't even worth your time
>>25924668
I already fap to anime frequently. I can't bring myself to hate women or buy redpill stuff before, I've tried but I just can't buy into it
>>25924613
>after accepting you will never have one
in one swift stroke of acceptance of an idea that isn't true, you have just denied yourself the possibility of a relationship in the future.
nice one. what a productive day this has been for you.
Am I the only person who cleans my ass like this?
>finish shitting
>grab toilet paper and turn on sink
>wet toilet paper
>clean outside of ass with wet toilet paper
>stick wet toilet paper inside ass but only an inch or so
This might sound ridiculous but it cleans very thoroughly; I never have to worry about an itchy asshole or smelling like shit. I think this is the best way to do it other than with baby wipes, I mean if someone shat in your hands, would you just rub it off with TP or would you wash it? I realize I may be coming off as crazy but I can't do it any other way.
I should clarify, after sticking it in I don't just leave it in there, but that should go without saying. I just clean the inside until there's no more stains on the TP. Please someone tell me I'm not the only one.
a one, a two, a bumparoo
>>25924611
Are... Are you me in another dimension?
>normies unironically think Coldplay make good music
>>25924563
Fuck being a judgemental cunt. people like what they like. Pitbull, Nickelback, "new country". Its all shit but fuck if it makes them happy who cares?
>>25924587
found the Coldplay fan
I care because it's generic garbage and shows how shallow they are
>>25924587
Not him, but I care because they're pleb adn can't appreciate music that takes skill to compose.
