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I recently made a steam account. Any fellow robots might interested in gifting anything?
Also steam trade thread.
Sorry forgot to poat steam ID
http://steamcommunity.com/id/salah0ahmed/
>>27726524
Deary me
tfw broke
Holy fuck!! when will /r9k/mk1 come back. all this reeee, tfwnogf, neet, beta bullshit is FUCKING TEDIOUS. you guys have been shitting up this place for like 7 years.
go back to/b/.
its not "normies" that have shitted this place up... its people like you
inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE orwhatever the fuck you guys spam this place with
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
>>27726606
>weeb bullshit
degenerate
>>27726481
I agree with you (original
Hey femanons would you enjoy trampling on a guys face?
>tfw no gf to bully me
Why live?
Trampling is so hot, I don't know why.
>tfw fembot will NEVER step on my face with her naked feet
I'm glad you made this thread op. I was just about to open up a new tab and fap to face trampling videos.
Would you let a Japanese girl step on you?
Autism General?
Tell me what gets you mad for no reason when it really shouldn't.
>people looking at my face for a reaction when they try to show me something
Example : A normie "co-worker" shows me the latest "meme", and makes me look at it on his phone, but in the process, is blankly staring at my face while waiting for a reaction.
Why the fuck do they do this?
What the fuck is wrong with them?
RESPOND OR ELSE YOU ARE A NORMIE
>>27726427
>people who lipsmack at the beginning and end of each sentence
>people chewing gum
>kissing in general
>Sending me memes in text instead of asking me how I'm doing or something
>>27726427
They want to see you laugh at something they found funny, it means no disrespect at all. doesnt everyone do this?
Fembots, do you have big breasts? If not, are you jealous of big-breasted girls?
>>27726395
Femanons*
I used to have small breasts. I gained some weight and most of it went to my breasts and thighs. I'm trying to lose it now. I preferred being petite, I don't want to risk sagging.
>>27726451
Sagging is better than being a fucking chestlet.
I used to have huge boobs before I lost a ton of weight, now they're very average (on the small side of average). I'm always a bit jealous when I see a girl with a nice chest because I used to have that :(
>the odds of being born
>the odds of being born on planet earth
>the odds of being born as a sapient being on planet earth
>the odds of being born as a sapient being on planet earth during a time of relative world peace
>the odds of being born in a first world country as a sapient being on planet earth during a time of relative world peace
Each and every one of us are one of the luckiest beings in the galaxy
Congrats anon, you've ascended.
> The odds of pepe finally becoming happy
>odds of being a hhkv
What do you see in the picture?
>>27726316
Snail, but I thought turtle for a moment.
>>27726316
Looks like a hat to me
>>27726316
It looks like a snake who just ate a lot
> mfw this guy impregnates 14 women and I can't even get a hug despite making six figures and going to the gym.
What the fuck is going on, why can a broke jobless bum with a low IQ effortlessly fuck the same women that wouldn't even talk to me?
What am I doing wrong, I have been rejected by 300+ women in my life, had some threaten to call the police because I asked them for their number or on a date in public. Yet this guy? He can just IMPREGNATE them?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shameless-dad-26-says-he-cant-be-jailed-because-104611757.html
>>27726269
>approaching random women
Why would you ever do this? Unless you're confident as fuck and attractive as a 11/10 Chad it's never going to work, ever
You have to meet girls naturally, talking to them in clubs, jobs or whatever you do in your shitty life
Get to know them and at the right moment go ahead and ask for a date, that's how you get a girlfriend
>>27726269
Are you aware of the class of woman he is impregnating?
They will be Jeremy Kyle tier.
>>27726322
At least 100 women over the course of 8 years, were all women I knew for at least 3 months but most I knew for at least a year.
What is your retort to that?
How can I start a conversation (with a girl)? I don't know where to start except "how was your day" and such shit.
Have you had conversations with her before?
>>27726252
Give more context. Are you meeting for the first time, and if so how did you meet, or are you already friends and just want to say hello?
Do pic related, if it takes forever she will wait for you, for a thousand summers
>I will never get to slash a NEET's worthless, jobless, fat throat and watch the lazy leech bleed to death
any ladies here know this feel?
>>27726231
You can do that to me if you're a girl. I'm far from fat though.
>a woman calling a NEET a leech
Hilarious, whens your sugar daddy giving you your next allowance, eh whore?
being a murderer is way worse than being a neet
Yo muh nigga, don't listen to no bullshit niggas tell you about bein yaself and smilin and shit, thats some gay ass shit you gon here from a nigga named Chad round here...
Women fuck the top males and them only. You want bad bitches like this thotty on my lap, you have to maximise on everything, you need to get as much money as possible number 1.
Number 2. You need to get fit immediately. Then get the cars, get the property, the investments, get the watches, get it all.
Once you raise your value, you will feel better about yourself, be more confident, you'll have a larger circle as you are valuable.
It will be harder for some than others because life is inherently not equitable. Some are born taller, bigger, smarter, more attractive, but you have to realise that this is all a competition and to get the nectars of life, you need to be competing.
Inb4, I don't want gold diggers. ALL these hoes are gold diggers muh nigga. All these hoes fuck for vain, selfish reasons so get with it and accept it.
To fuck these bitches, you need to demonstrate some form of social value, this requires you to work on your entire life.
Juu heard?
This nigga be trippin right here
Fuck dat sheeeiiiit yo'll. You either born wid aesthetics n sheeit or you ugly, dawg.
Get da fuck outta here wid dat pussy ass sheeeeeit, nigga
>mfw when nigger post like this on r9k
>>27726167
>Juu heard
Could you make it any more obvious that you're a white guy whose only contact with black people is through 1990s tv?
Can somebody answer my homework
I am from Russia and this doesn't seem logical at all.
Stylist
Famous
Actors
Surprised
Celebrities (this one is fucking dumb, celebrities and celebrate are not actually related)
Glamorous
>>27726108
style - stylishly
fame - famous
act - actors
surprise - surprised
celebrate - celebrities
glamour - glamorous
>Stylist
>Famous
>Actors
>Surprised
>Celebrities
>Glamorous
That's what I reckon.
recommend me some /comfy/ or /r9k/ movies
>>27726062
Here are top tier movies for you anon, courtesy of me
Taxi Driver
Fight Club
Full Metal Jacket
Apocalypse Now
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction
>>27726062
Rushmore
>>27726338
I never understood why people thought Travis was strange or did anything wrong
>forget to enable private browsing mode on Facebook
>oneitis asks why I saved so many of her pictures
>having a facebook
>downloading photos
>not snipping photos instead
How do you enable private browsing mode on facebook..?
I thought the whole people seeing you saved their photos was a big meme.
no but are you memeing me or is this a thing that actually happens
A question for you who consider yourself a loner. Where you always a loner? Did you learn to socialize at the playground? Did your parents arrange play dates?
I used to have tons of friends and I was well known in my area.
Then I started getting really paranoid about people talking about me behind my back.
So slowly I distanced myself from everyone.
Now I dont talk to anybody and I never leave my house.
I was doing alright through school, it was a small town and I was relatively famous for being smart, never had too big social issues. I still pulled through as a khhv, but that aside I was normal as far as relationships went. After that I had a year off and then went to uni, didn't keep in touch with anyone and at uni no one really cares enough to get close. Everyone socializes the bare minimum to keep up appearances, no one goes even slightly out of their way to spend time with me, the few times I tried to go on the offense didn't result in anything that I could call a victory.
>>27725940
>Where you always a loner?
Kind of? I was mostly friends with people in school by proxy of sitting near them in class. I never got invited to anything unless I invited myself, and thats a pretty assholish thing to do
>Did you learn to socialize at the playground?
Somewhat, I don't completely break down when someone speaks to me
>Did your parents arrange play dates?
No considering I grew up in a time where a kid was expected to find their own entertainment.
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