Bank Holiday edition
>tfw you don't recognise it's a bank holiday anymore because you've been neet for years
>>28920455
>>28920641
You lads are up early, what you been up to? I've just finished my night shift and I'm enjoying a beer whilst downloading new GoT.
Haven't slept since yesterday, still not tired, waiting for the shops to open, need binbags to clean up my pig sty of a room
I feel so unsure...
>>28920336
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
>>28920354
As the music dies, something in your eyes.
>>28920368
Calls to mind a silver screen,and all it's sad goodbyes
>tfw your father, his father, and his father before him and so on for all of human history reproduced
>You won't
This is what hurts the most
Yes you will, I believe in you
sometimes i think that my father shouldn't have reproduced
>>28920325
I know that feel very well. I am almost 30 and all the women around my age have kids already and don't want more. I get to be one of the men who never breeds. I feel like a failure. The only women left are hardcore feminists who won't be having children anyway.
how do girls feel about sucking cock?
>>28920321
Same way I feel about it
my girl likes it, but she's awful at it. Most girl are.
Fucking sucks that the best BJs are from gay guys.
If you want you girl to give you good head, you gotta make her watch gay porn, but that's probably the most awkward thing you can ask a girl to do. Double edged sword my man.
>>28920355
My girl is great at it since she's a giant whore and I'm an insecure faggot that just buries his head in the sand
Ever had a women or girl spill her spaghetti interacting with you?
One time a grill forgot what she was saying while we were making eye contact. Dunno if that was good bad or neutral.
Preemptive note: Being creeped out and frightened is not the same as "spilling your spaghetti".
>>28920311
>Ever had a women or girl spill her spaghetti interacting with you?
No. They are quite certain of their repulsion of me.
>tfw no stupendous bf
>tfw no tomboy gf to playfully wrestle with on the bed
>>28920359
this is my exact feel
why aren't tomboys real
>>28920359
I like tomboys
>>28920299
I'm stupdendous
A little Buzzed and think we need a feels thread
>playing life is strange (got for sale on psn)
>during gameplay want to cry (wont say much because spoilers but basically dont have an amazing friend or any friend really)
>wonder what happened to me
>use to be really outgoing with a lot of friend
>very confident, never scared, wanted to be the one in the clutch moment
>be now, social...
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>>28920294
LIFE IS STRANGE SUCKED
FUCK YOU CHLOE YOU ANNOYING BITCH
Really how could they fuck up so badly having something interesting going on (the dark room and shit) and yet choosing to focus on some annoying needy punk slut
>>28920758
Yeah i was upset by how it turned out, 1-4 was good though i liked those episodes.
>>28920294
Music anon, I used to play games as well, but for some reason they just, wore off, and I don't play them. The only thing I'm passionate about is music, just go to a pawnshop and buy an instrument you like, he doesn't even have to be normie like a guitar, get whatever you think sounds cool. It's lots of work, but once you get to a certain point practice isn't a burden, but a good time.
How the FUCK do you meet new people and make friends if you're a filthy NEET with no connections?
>>28920264
>How the FUCK do you meet new people and make friends if you're a filthy NEET with no connections?
You don't.
I've been saying this for years - If you don't form a social circle by your early 20's, you're doomed.
This American Life on Normie Public Radio had a segment this week on making new friends as an adult. Thought of threads like this.
>>28920300
I'm 18 anon. Help me before it's too late.
how's the career hunt going, /r9k/?
you know you can't be a NEET/wagecuck forever
>>28920213
I will either be a NEET forever or die trying
Get a job and betray the NEET brotherhood....NEVER!
>>28920213
>he believes that there is a substantive, ontological difference between the lived experiences of working-class labor and upper-middle class/elite work
>he does not consider that even hedge fund managers and CEOS have social obligations, customers, and the usual unpleasant considerations of a normal human social life
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>tfw have to be at work in 3 and a half hours at 4:00 a.m.
>can't sleep
>this is the second night in a row with little to no sleep
How fucked am I?
Don't be a pussy. It's all about your mindset. If you keep thinking about how little youve slept you'll fuck yourself. Biologically you can go for days on 2-3 hrs/night of sleep interspersed with microsleep. Just make sure to load up on caffeine. Adderall, nicotine, or modafinil would help significantly if you are into those sort of things.
>>28920281
Thanks for the advice, I think all I have is coffee in my house.
>>28920172
Fuck iam in same position. Iam really reconsidering becoming NEET again and it's only my second day of shitty labor job.
That feeling when you'll never experience young high school love because you were a robot
>>28920112
>high school
>love
Kek
>tmw i'm still dating a high schooler after graduating and want to blow my brains out because high schoolers are immature
>>28922645
Erich please go
weird autistic things you do and say
Sometimes when im alone and i do something cool i put my fists up to my face like this :3= and go
>IM THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
i like making whistle noises
I talk to myself about things that are important and meaningful to me because I don't have family or any friends to share my interests with. Sometimes I'll explain to myself why I like what I like, what I think is cool about it, what themes or influences are used in them and stuff like that. I talk to myself a lot.
>read about something off wikipedia
>imagine having a monologue explaining what it is to somebody
anyone tried these? are they nice?
>>28920067
Get Marlboro. They're the cheapest, taste the best, and kill you the fastest.
>>28920120
those aren't cigarettes, they're like mini cigars and aren't meant to inhaled
not nearly as addictive as cigarettes
All about the American Spirits man. Why risk mouth cancer for no reward when you can go all the way for the whole experience?
Greentext Stories
I've saved many from my adventures and I've never shared them. might as well send them off before I go or else they will just be gone like tears in the wind
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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Gary Johnson campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
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>>28919988
Anon have you been rated before If not we'll rate you and se if you have a chance
>>28919988
you can do this. i believe in you.
I've read this same story multiple times before. Unless you are the same person, you are pitiful.
Its not like you even get reddit karma or likes for lying. FUCK OFF