Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Gary Johnson campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Tuesday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>>28919988
Anon have you been rated before If not we'll rate you and se if you have a chance
>>28919988
you can do this. i believe in you.
I've read this same story multiple times before. Unless you are the same person, you are pitiful.
Its not like you even get reddit karma or likes for lying. FUCK OFF
>>28919988
>Gary Johnson campaign sticker
This pasta gets funnier every time I see it.
>>28920191
He won the nomination today famalam.
Is this a new meme? Like the qt filipina guy? I've seen this pasta a lot