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ITT: Roasties getting BTFO.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=02d_1456190999
>>26725848
But what about if a kick in the nuts made the state give you free money hmmm?
>>26725848
Why is she bleeding so much? at what point did she get hit or cut herself?
>>26726238
When he slammed her i think he knocked teeth out or something.
Why are French women so perfect?
>>26722634
as a frenchman myself, it often depresses me
but there are cute ones, I'll admit itfound that one on Tinder. why the fuck does she look like Rin from KS ;_;aka best cripple
>>26722807>implying it's not Lily
>>26722834aye you got shit taste senpai
do i strangle the cat
>>26726118
Fuck him roughly
>>26726118
kevin hoffman is a massive faggot
he already owes me his life. i took him off the streets as a bone thin stray and after months of feeding him and letting him sleep in my room he decides to do this. what a piece of shit
tell me about /mu/
not music, but /mu/, the board
>>26721271
Pretentious poster with subhuman taste in music.
>>26721271
It's literally the only good board on 4chan. Yeah, they meme the fuck out of certain things, but there are anons there with genuinely good taste. It's also a pretty left-leaning board, whichI like
>>26721271
>Use to call Kanye shit but ever since he dropped MBDTF they've been riding his dick ever since
>Calls good rockbands like Aerosmith, The Doors, and Led Zepplin "Dad-rock" or "reddit-tier"
>Shits on Nirvana
>Thinks almost every electronic albums are bad
>Thinks Travi$ Scott and Young Thug are actually good
Why do I keep coming there?
lmao rt
Do black people not taste sage?
All the afro-diasporic cuisines I can think about don't use sage, and I know it's pretty prevalent in a lot of euro cuisine.
Maybe this whole spice thing is about an aversion towards the more "floral" spices, like rosemary, sage, and thyme that are more prevalent in colder climates.
They certainly are milder than warm climate spices.
>>26718810
Back people think salt is a seasoning
Original #1
If you could permanently delete one board from 4chan, which one would it be?
I'd say /b/
>>26715407
/b/ gonna be deleted soon anyway, I'll go with /wsg/
>>26715407
hey hey hey
if you could pernanently delete one board from 4chan, which one would it..../b/
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAAAHAHA!! LOL! LOL!LOL!LOL!!! HAA!!!!!
>>26715407
I'd delete /r9k/ to be quite honest.
What kind of phone do you have?
iPhone 6 16gb.
It was a gift.
>>26716938
IPhone 6s 128gb rose gold
Yes, I'm a guy
>>26716938
>owning a meme phone
Kill yourself
How the fuck do you compete when most Chads have a cock like this?
>>26713789
Women are pretty shit at blowjobs so I think if you aimed to get better at blowjobs while also being clean and shaved you could probably outcompete them in getting big Chad dick
Go after ugly virginal girls. Don't pretend they don't exist just because you feel like you're too good for them. They exist and you at least have a shot
>>26713789
Simple, I just fuck the Chads
Well looks like you robots are in luck today.
It seems that we overstocked gf for this season, and we have a spare gf to donate today.
The first person to roll TRIPS gets a free girlfriend.
Name: Cassie
Age: 19
Height: 5'4
Weight: 110lbs
Ethnicity: White
Certified Virgin?: Yes
Phobias?: Afraid of thunderstorms
Hobbies?: Avid painter, soccer fan, and loves the cinema
Extra notes: Cassie is very clingy and gets jealous very easily.
roll4cassybby
Cassie seems perfect. Can I have Cassie please?
I want someone who likes me enough to be clingy and jealous.
RollingForCassy
Why don't guys like hispanic females? Why does every male I know prefer asian or white females?
There are honestly some gorgeous latina girls. What is wrong with you betas?
prob cuz u only hang out here
I don't want manlet children.
>>26709726
Asian guy here, i <3 Latina's.
there's this qt at my work i just wanna stuff her under my desk and have her blow me.
Anyone notice how shemale porn videos have these hypnotic looking background props? Wtf is up with that
What's up you watching shemale porn in the first place, ya fuckin' homo?
>>26709692
Trap porn isn't gay, watching 2 dudes fuck is gay
>Wtf is up with that
ITS THE FUCKING JEWS YOU FREAKS STOOOOOPP
Imagine what you would've thought of fapping to shemales years ago. Imagine what your parents would think, of their son masturbating to this decadent porn. Think of that every time before, during, and after you fap to this filthy pornography for fuck's sake.
I bet vanilla doesn't get you off anymore. So what will it be next? What kind of freakish, kinky trash will you immerse yourself in next to get your fix of dopamine? Pathetic betas, FUCK YOOUUUU FOR GIVING IN TO THE JEWERY
Tolerance for these acts is the last virtue of a degrading soul!
who here the /1 percent/
I'm indian and lucky enough to be alpha (9/10 irl, fit, got $) but unfortunately a lot of my fellow indians are not. As such, I've fornicated with several women (mostly white and asian, a few arabs/persians and indians too).
I am a true blue alpha and will answer everything you ask.
(there is little to no public defecation in the indian province from which my parents came, so yes we poo in the loo).
I look like pic related for reference.
>>26709137
bump, you guys could use this
>>26709137
you're the dude who used to post his picture here huh?
In my experience even the lowliest Nepalese are more Alpha than Indians. Care to comment?
How much do you think your height affects you?
Would you like to be taller?
While normally I would find great joy in spouting the manlet hate, this time I am genuinely interested to find your thoughts on height?
Have you ever been rejected/alienated because of your height?
Also height thread.
6ft 4 reporting. I want to truly get into the mindset of a manlet in his everyday life.
Please, tell.
6ft 3 reporting. Can't help you on this one.
Being tall is great.
Maybe height means nothing, but I'm not a manlet so I can't say for sure.
>tfw 5'10
where did it come from that like 80% of men are manlets? doesn't even make fucking sense. my dick is big and I'm good looking so I don't mind it.
seems kind of relative to where you are. I'm 6'3" but completely surrounded by manlets so I feel like giraffe. height "advantage" has never really seemed to help me
Do you think you could survive 8 hours in the McKamey Manor /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvCzXSjujkE
>>26705898
>It's not a snuff film
aww shucks
I'd probably be hard for 8 hours.
I'm pretty sure I saw someone from /x/ talk about this. This is where they lock a few people in a house and literally torture them as an extreme halloween thing right? Sounds stupid as fuck.
Can a NEET get a credit card?
>>26702461
Doubt it senpai
You need a reliable source of income over a certain amount so no
Maybe, if you haven't done anything that would fuck your credit score. If you do get one, you'll most likely have a fairly high interest rate. Or they might temporarily give you 0%, and then jack it up after a year or so.
