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Vegan Robots
Any vegan robots out there?
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>>27034147
Trying to go vegan been going strong for 3 weeks
Anytips
>>27034359
I went vegan with my brother who was my roommate at the time and he cooks all the time so it was pretty easy for me. I just ate whatever he made 90% of the time. I was vegetarian for about 4 years before that too so not much of a big deal. I thought I'd miss cheese but I never really did. Daiya (sp?) cheese is a good substitute though. I learned to cook from occasionally helping my brother. Learning to cook decently well is probably the best tip you can get. It makes everything easy. I always make a shit ton so I have leftovers for 2 or 3 more meals since I'm lazy.
Reporting in.
>>27034359
For tips I'd say keeping some frozen fruits as snacks because the fresh ones can go bad faster.
Make pastas and throw in a bunch of vegetables. There's a vegan Parmesan cheese and it tastes perfectly fine, unlike some vegan cheeses.
Just look up recipes on YouTube from this channel or others to get ideas
http://youtu.be/oGMto9wnVok
Just learn as you go, you will get more used to it in time.
>today at uni
>sitting alone against my wall smoking watching the clouds
>look down
>group of 4 girls standing around the bin in front of me smoking
>one is staring at me
>all qts
>my cig is done so I get up and walk over to bin it
>trip on the gutter
>slam face first into the bin
>swear a bit
>step back and look at the girls
>they're all staring
>after a short silence say "well that was funny"
>without saying anything one turns around and walks around the corner
>the rest follow
>go back to my wall in shame
>they're all in at least one of my classes
>mfw
It really shouldn't matter. Why care about what others think of you?
>>27034168
Idk. No self confidence I guess.
Ouch.
>>27034168
Just cause it shouldn't doesn't mean it doesn't.
How do I work with 6 inches?
I feel depressed I heard some girls say what size dicks they like and it was just "8inches" "7inches and "9inches"
>JUST
I have a 3.5 inch penis erect so shut the fuck up.
>>27034119
Personally I just spend a lot of time in Japan. White guys with 6 inch dicks are Chads over there, I've never gotten laid at home but in Japan I'm drowning in pussy and have had girls propose to me.
Japan not your style? Pick another country, there are hundreds of countries where you wi be considered high value for one reason or another, even if it's just your citizenship.
Girls have no spatial recognition. Unless you're two inches, they aren't going to know the difference. I guarantee most of them that say 8" inches just got that figure from some guy they fucked that lied about his size.
>tfw your first vibrator comes in the mail tomorrow
Goodbye outside world. This is going to be a wild ride.
so are you planning to suicide by sex toy or what
>tfw no one to buy me a vibrator
>>27034113
>15 year old kid found dead and the cause of deaths appears to be a sex toy stuck in the throat region which caused suffocation.
Robots Near Robots thread.
Post your country and your postcode (or your country's equivalent).
This thread is NOT for meetups or the like, but to find out where robots are located, and how many live near you.
I'll start.
Australia, 5024.
>>27034050
heres a you op
Germany 97289
Australia - 4825
I fucking hate this shithole
We had this thread yesterday, and it was pretty nice.
Do you have any weird hobbies, /r9k/? Weeb shit doesn't count.
I like to pick locks. I've upgraded my set since yesterday, and I can now reliably open a bit larger padlocks.
>>27034045
how would I get started on learning how to pick locks? I would like to rob houses
>>27034066
By not robbing houses.
>>27034066
http://www.capricorn.org/~akira/home/lockpick/
I'm doing pretty well academically. I have a girlfriend. I'm just pretty alone besides that. When I don't see her I'll have absolutely no one.
>>27034038
I work a job I enjoy, and make a lot of money doing it.
I just have nothing else in my life except for work. No friends, no relationships, games are boring me now.
I only have a growing obsession to make more and more money.
>>27034052
OP Here. I'm about to graduate college with two STEM degrees. I have a lot of work experience too so far. I'll probably manage to get a good job, especially after I start piling on some certification.
I don't see my relationship working out. She won't relocate for me. And I won't for her. That being said, after that's over, I don't know what next. I'll make money, and I'll be well off, but what does it matter if I'm completely alone?
I dropped out of University and stack shelves in Sainsburys 16 hours a week but I'm not NEET.
Can you guys teach me how to shitpost? I tried Googling it, but a lot of the links are dead.
pls teach me senpai(s)
you're doing good already.
You just write whatever comes to mind at first sight of the post you're going to shitpost.
>>27033987
you're gay faggot
>tfw no gf>tfw no gf
>tfw OPs post was original
>tfw this post is original
I know that feel, that feel when no gf. Feels bad man.
Is there anything more degrading than being a wage slave?
"What is Freedom? - ye can tell
That which slavery is, too well -For its very name has grown
To an echo of your own.
'Tis to work and have such pay
As just keeps life from day to day
In your limbs, as in a cell
For the tyrants' use to dwell,
'Tis to be a slave in soul
And to hold no strong control
Over your own wills, but be
All that others make of ye."
>>27033782
Holy SHIT WAGESLAVES ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVERSIBLY BTFO!!
How CAN THEY FUCKING RECOVER AT THIS POINT??
>>27033782
You need to pay food and rent you dumb fatass mommy basement neckbeard dweller.
>>27033821
Obviously. Things that most people need to sell ourselves in mind, body and soul in order to obtain, the absolute bare necessities of life and we're suppose to be thankful for this opportunity to degrade, humiliate and prostrate ourselves below some venerable master like some disgusting cuck faggot.
>Went on a date with a girl off dating app
>We got on well and at one point while walking I put my around around her
>Was only supposed to be temporary and when we came to a stop I went to take my arm off her, but she held onto it and snuggled against me
I ended up sort of hugging her one armed and wasn't sure what to do next, eventually she just stopped snuggling into me and it felt kind of awkward to just let go after that and continue on like nothing happened. What would have been a good move in that situation?
>smile
>tell you her that's a comfortable position to be in
>she'll naturally suggest staying like this or going somewhere more comfy
>enjoy the sexual intercourse
>>27034176
Thanks for the response but if she's snuggling then she wouldn't notice me smile.
I say snuggling in the sense that she basically threw her arms around me and buried her face in my armpit.
holy shit marco rubio confirmed for chad as fuck
So guys I'm here to post something I never thought I would.
My girlfriend of 7 years cheated on me.
I've been with her since I was 16 and loved her beyond words, there was literally no one on earth I trusted more.
If I can't trust her, there is no one else I can trust.
I have lost faith in humanity.
Have to get it off somewhere, I have nowhere else to do so.
>>27033694
It will be okay family.
Tell us the story, get it off your chest.
Also, dump her immediately and cut all contact if you haven't already.
happens breh
>>27033694
>inb4 gf normie reee
>tfw born homosexual
>born homosexual
>dont want to be homosexual
>stay in closet
>cant find tolerable attractive gay men because im in the closet
>tfw born asexual
hehe fags
I am deadly serious here /r9k/. I think the only thing worth doing with my time here on earth is mitigating the proliferation of the species and thus preventing human suffering in a clear and tangible way. How can I dedicate my life to the cause of antinatalism?
>>27033471
Humans will go extinct eventually. Not before long, probably. No need to dirty your hands. Your efforts probably wouldn't go very far, anyways.
>>27033471
Honestly, you will most likely fuck it up and just maim someone for the rest of their life. Then you will surrender like a bitch and spend the rest of your life getting butt raped in prison on the taxpayer's dime.
>>27033520
Just because things are fucked doesn't mean you can't find beauty in life, no matter how hideous it may be at points.
>>27033520
>dirty my hands
No, I am trying to clean them. And I could give two fucks about eradicating the species as a whole. This is about doing a service to the unborn. If I were to sterilize even a dozen young normies I would prevent a panoply of human misery and therefore I would find this to be a very righteous aspiration. In a way I don't even want to help those who are already born or consider their interests because they are already beyond redemption. And aside from all this, I believe the teleological basis of sentient as a whole is very likely to voluntarily extinguish itself.
Red flags for guys thread, I'll start:
>he watches anime
>he plays video games past the age of 18
>he uses Linux
>didn't go to his high school prom
>he doesn't go fishing with his father at least twice a year
>he eats GMO food
>>27033399
RED FLAGS FOR REDFLAG THREADS
FEMBOTS DONT EXIST ESPECIALLY AT 3:AM EASTERN TIME.
THAT IS ALL, PLEASE MOVE ALONG.
>>27033409
Who said I'm a fembot?
My dad has a phobia of fish
