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>that feeleroni when you go so long without a shower, you start to smell like a stray dog
Just stob stinky
I haven't showered in almost a decade and I'm basically fine. Your body cleanses itself naturally, you're just so used to dousing yourselves in chemicals that you need time to adapt to going au naturale. Brushing your teeth is also a waste of time. All of these daily rituals have been propagated from marketing compankes trying to sell you toothpaste and shampoo and other crap you don't need. It's all bullshit, our bodies are a lot more robust than we've been led to believe.
>>24503700
but the people on the bus are very unforgiving :(
Is a making a living from the sea a good choice of career for a robot? I mean the days or weeks out at sea would be great because I am lonely as hell anyhow and would only have to interact with a few other people.
Is there anyone here who has experience with being a fisherman or Merchant Mariner?
>>24503372
>fisherman
No money in it and it'll work you to the bone.
>Merchant Mariner
If you can get through the schooling, sure.
You can't just "stow aboard" anymore.
Not as simple as it sounds OP.
just breed exotic animals like birds or lizard and smoke the most powerful marijuana you can purchase as often as possible as you beat off to pictures of anime
>>24503372
For a stoic workaholic sure. For a lazy weak NEET not so much. There is also no internet at sea.
That said I entirely recommend it. I'm always reminded of Firefly, Star Wars and WoW when I'm at sea.
I find a long watch feels like when you've been lost in long grind in an MMO long since practically forgetting there's other people in the game except once or twice when a character flies by or talks on teamchat.
Just other boats and radio chatter.
It's hard work but satisfying and it's the sort of right of passage adventure that modern men sorely need.
Hey wagefriends, just wanted to say thanks for supporting me and my lifestyle, I hope you find your work enjoyable and satisfying.
>>24503117
No problem, i'm not far from moving out
In fact, you should move in and maintain the house, cook and clean for me
>>24503117
Thisis a good wish.
These NEET kids are staying home collecting NEET bucks because they're depressed or autistic or wired in some way that they can't work. (Nobody who could work would choose to not work, maybe they wouldn't have a mainstream job, they'd work in a record store or a thrift shop or sell shit on eBay or whatever, the only reason someone would be NEET is if there's something wrong upstairs that they can't work.)
And they get benefits.
This is literally what I pay taxes for. I want my government to take my money and spend it to help people who would otherwise not be able to function, who would be homeless or live a life of impoverished despair.
Does anyone else not have a problem with this?
i ate my son today. post here with any thoughts or concerns
>>24503099
Jokes on you: he was replaced with a heated stone.
>>24503099
kronos pls go
t.Ahura Mazda
>>24503150
please. i'm not that man
I've got a situation here, robots.
> had to break up with my waifu because I jerk off to other women and am trying to have sex with a 3dpd girl
> love my waifu deeply, want to reconcile with her
> am obsessed with 3dpd sex
> don't want my waifu to just be a fallback and don't want her to feel like she means less to me
How to I purge myself of desire to fuck/jack off to other women? I don't really want to degrade my waifu by hacking off to her.
If you can't stop yourself from jacking off to other women then you don't truly love her.
your waifu deserves better desu senpai
At least you're jerking off to women. I literally can't get hard unless I think about dicks. And I'm a straight male that just has watched to much porn.
At least you're not jerking off to dicks OP. How depraved is it for a straight male to get turned on by dicks? I've literally turned myself gay.
Why do people still use redditfrog? (Pepe)
fucking stop normies
>>24502688
Is this game any good?
>>24502688
This showed up as a banner ad for me once. I don't own an iShit, so I can't comment on the gameplay; the game itself seems like cancer though.
should i take adderall today or go to bed and say fuck today and never look at it again and take it tomorrow
take it tomorrow
if you rrtake it todaty toyute'e wasting it
>>24502482
Take it 200 mg now
>>24502482
flush it down the toilet
fuck the pharma jew
Do you relate to the feels on here?
Do you feel better hearing about people in a worse situation than you?
Has it just become routine?
Does it feel /comfy/?
Even though there's some quality greentexts and some good happenings now and again. There's some pretty depressing shit too.
For me it's just to read about people having a worse day than me and it makes me realise (and should make you realise) that no matter how bad things get, there's always someone worse off than you.
What's your reason?
>>24502460
IT'S comfy really. I don't relate to a lot of the stuff, but I do come here lot more when I'm feeling down or a bit anxious and it chills me out.
I don't like to think I come here to see people worse off to put my life into perspective.
I think it can be quite funny too, I.e neet threads.
Really tho, its just a comfy thing and to steal pepes
these three subjects interest me @ r9k
1. shitposting
2. /My name is Colby Lopez/
3. /comfy/
THE REASON IS YOU
THE REASON IS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU
True or false?
Melty blood to good for casuals. C u c k
>>24501990
False. Not everyone can suicide; some, for all their honest efforts, just'ven't the the courage.
holy shit it works
you can let firefighters(futureists) put out the fire(make us immortal)
>tfw tumblr girls keep testing me to see if I'm feminist enough
>tfw robots keep whining about how unfair the world is to men and keep "reeing" whenever I don't completely agree with them
What's up with this black and white, "you're either with us or against us" mentality?
There are benefits to being a man and benefits to being a woman in Western society
>>24501882
hey, fuck you. pick a side.
>associating with other humans
>>24501882
You're paying too much attention to people on the Internet. No one in real life has ever been as unreasonable. For example, I have a coworker who identifies as a pansexual Marxist and is about as Tumblr as you can get. We still have really good discussions about current events and social issues because it turns out that face-to-face interaction requires a bit more than screaming "RAPE" or "KUCK."
Who /fat/ here?
Take a picture of your fat body (no face).
just eat nothing but eggs and drink a lot of water u will be ok
>>24501806
>eat nothing but eggs
rip
I use to be fat when i was a kid. Started doing some light lifting and cardio. Now I am probably in the best shape of my life at nearly 30.
I fucking hate anime reviewers they are so fucking autisic man. Like take this guy for example he looks like s child molester and he should be reported all he does is upload gay anime recommendation's i mean this guy is worse than /a/.
>>24501700
Eh what? Is he supposed to be a trans or something?
>kek if I put on a wig and act feminine that must make me a woman!
I like code provider and Bob samurai. Everyone else is some weird autistic man child
>>24501732
No he's some blad guy who gives shit opinions on gook cartoons he looks a pedo.
Some of you Islamists are alright. Don't be in Turkey tomorrow.
>>24501597
>Some of you Islamists are alright
>>24501597
No some of them are not alright. They all suck and should be destroyed.
>>24501597
dear mr Putin pls go ham get china and india for allies and rape NATO while drinking vodka in a calm manner. TNX
>So you moderate this website, 4chan? Isn't it like reddit? Its really famous, you sure must make a lot of money!
actually I do it for free, and I'm not a moderator, I'm a "janitor", it's basically the same except I can't ban people and I only have power over a single board, but if I work hard enough one day I might get to be a moderator though! :)
>>24501420
>you sure must make a lot of money!
>>24501420
>Isn't it like reddit?
Nowdays it really is.
5 MINUTESthen my tea is done
Five fucking minutes for tea? Are you boiling the water on a stove like an Amerifat?
>>24501355
kettle is really slow
>>24501355
dude you gotta put the tea bag in there and wait too
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