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I SWEAR EVERY FUCKING SIX MONTHS MY MOM DECIDES TO START THIS HUGE FUCKING ARGUMENT ABOUT ME NEEDING TO SHOWER. IT'S THE SAME SHIT EVERY GOD DAMN TIME, AND SHE'S ALWAYS THE ONE THAT STARTS IT WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK THESE GIGANTIC FUCKING BLOWUPS HAVE TO HAPPEN FUCK MY LIFE
>>27158127
lol just shower bro, shits easy.
>>27158127
the question is why don't you calm the fuck down and take a shower, you're probably incredibly greasy and smell like shit and an embarrassment to your mom. show some respect for her and yourself and wash up
>>27158186
>jus shower bro
>always shower at least twice a day
>spend money on high quality brands and dress nice (for instance im wearing Common Projects now)
>always keep myself cleanly shaved
>put on cologne every morning when I wake up
>always keep hair styled and properly combed
>put on skincare everyday and take care of any acne
>am a NEET who barely ever leaves his room
Anyone else like this?
>/fa/ meme shoes
>>27158354
>Implying you don't dress in full fedoracore
>havent showered in 2 months
So, how big is your dick? Are you hung?
>tfw 9 inches
>tfw dicklet
>tfw I always get laughed off
>>27158118
avg to above avg depending on the study
Small to average. Nothing to write home about.
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>experienced a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>made prolonged eye contact with a girl
>been photographed alongside a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>been hugged by a girl
>held a girls hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female/homosexual.
>>27157967
>>experienced a sexual encounter with a girl
>>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>>made prolonged eye contact with a girl
>>been photographed alongside a girl
>>enjoyed the company of females
>>been hugged by a girl
>>held a girls hand
>>kissed a girl
all of the above, still posted
>>27158097
Why? What do you get out of doing that?
what if i was photographed without my consent does that count
>Never been afraid to talk to strangers.
>Pretty confident.
>Never cared about beta, alpha, chad, neet-stuff.
>Dares to be myself around anyone, I dont care what they think.
>Can talk to girls.
Do I fit in here?
And no, this isnt some sort of shitpost or trying to make you mad.
No u are not
I bited
this bait isnt even worthy of a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27158108
So that means I'm not doomed?
>tfw playing MMOs like single player games
If it's WoW on a US server I'll play with you
Do people actually play MMOs together?
>>27157667
What do you play? I have ESO.
Are teleported to the middle of Syria with whatever you're wearing and have in your pockets RIGHT NOW.
How fucked are you?
I'm naked right now tho.
>>27157618
I've got a Christian cross necklace on and some boxers, so I feel this wouldn't bode well for me
>>27157618
I'm Turkish so I blend in long enough to leave.
>girlfriend says the change in her vagina doesnt matter after having a baby
>dont have the balls to make her cry telling her my real opinions that i have are more than just vain issues with aesthetics
>i wanted to tell her that "yes, the appearance of your vagina matters after its traumatized by birth. its not wrong of me to have standards and to prefer a certain appearance of something that i got to know before it was brutalized. Just because you never looked at your vagina, doesnt mean that a man such as myself isnt going to have an opinion of before and after."
I know it doesnt really matter, and i dont care what it looks like. But modern feminism just gives females a free pass to Fuck up their bodies and feel entitled to have no effects or consequences for their actions.
>you got knocked up
>you ruined the appearance of your vagina
>you better do your kegels
>you need to care about your appearance and have some dignity in regards to the wellbeing of your body and an awareness of your actions
why cant women EVEN THINK!? They just float along, and feminism tells them its okay to just be whores, and they get mad when you suggest that perhaps they should take a few moments to think about what they're doing before being whores!! Just fuck all my shit up im so pissed.
Vaginas are so fucking disgusting.
Girls should have dicks and get pregnant up their ass.
dont believe the memes, after women shit out a kid their body and pussy goes to complete shit. most of them gain and keep their pregnancy fat too. the only ones who don't are the gym rats.
>>27157536
I don't get it, why doesn't she just get a c-section?
Why don't you just become a mindless sissy slut and enjoy life on easy mode already? You don't even need to see a doctor, you can get female hormones and androgen blockers from internet pharmacies. Not to mention you can escape from wagehell forever simply by letting other people watch you through your webcam and give you cash and gifts for being cute.
>>27157336
>escape real life forever
>implying I don't already get to die
>implying being a tranny freak is a fun way to live
>implying you wont look hideous as soon as your youth fades
would literally rather be a bald ugly man with dignity than a worthless commie mentally ill faggot
>>27157444
>implying being a cute trap camwhore isn't fun
>implying you currently have dignity
>>27157336
BECAUSE I'M NOT CUTE OK? LEAVE ME ALONE I'D BECOME A CUTE GIRL IF I COULD ;_;
Former beta orbiters and current orbiters tell me why do it. I did because I thought it was easy and because of Disney.
>>27157263
Mostly delusions. Get tinder and see where you stand and it's no longer a delusion.
why isn't there more outrage over Disney? they created a whole generation of cucks who think if they can impress a girl with cleverness, she'll want to go out with him
>>27157263
Liked a girl but wasn't alpha enough/didn't know how to approach her. I wanted her to like me but I didn't know what to do and was too scared to be assertive, so I just followed her around hoping that she'd notice me
I recommend everyone to get tinder so you can reject and get rejected to keep you grounded and remind you to improve yourself.
>>27157161
Tinder is not popular in my country.
And boost female self-esteem and entitlement in the process? No thanks. The world is shit enough as it is.
>>27157161
don't you need a facebook to use tindr?
There is literally a whole board of qt, crazy, transgirls looking for bfs. Why haven't you found a transgirl gf on LGBT yet robots?
>>27157152
>tfw the only good one is ufufu and I don't think she even posts there anymore
>transgirls
>girls
>>27157152
A lot of them are Hon and only find attractive people to be attractive. They also don't like being fetishizide by "chasers".
Why is it all the NEET threads dis shit careers like McDonald's or Wally-world? NEETS do realize that there's such a thing as being a professional, right?
>tfw 9-5 working for an insurance company.
Why do you desire absolute order?
Of course, a professional career is how I got to become NEET.
>>27157114
Unless you have some well connected parents, then you're going to be stuck in shit tier jobs.
You should also know by now that a lot of neets are mentally ill, suffer a personality disorder, are on the autistic spectrum, etc. Someone like this is probably not going to make it past first the first interview for a professional job.
I have a BA (graduated with honors), and currently have a shit tier job in hospitality after being unable to find consistent work for 4 years. It is easy, but I HAVE to live at home, and even then, things are really tight financially (i make under $12-14k per year). I might be moving up to full time after working a year and half here.
It will be nice to double my income, but my job is very boring, not challenging at all, and I didnt need to go to college for this job. It's really frustrating because I want a professional job, but it feels like I'll never get access to professional job opportunities.
You fucking Trump-fag are excited by your hero, but don't forget:
when Marine Le Pen will be elected the great Empress of France, we will regain our territories and wreck all your neet and normie civilization, a free supremacist non neet and virgin world wide race
Europe, then the World will be ours
>>27157086
lolwut? Frogs are like the kings of neets
>>27157086
Were allies you froggie, we can make the world great together
Your women are gonna have to give up there arab bulls though
how does that makes you feel?
[spoilers]
https://br.pinterest.com/pin/420664421419516712/
>see comments
>the purple girl isn't trolling
none covers head, all asking for it.
>>27157057
I'm not signing up for pinterest. Screenshot the comments or fuck off.
Tired
>>27157160
Fuck pinterest and its you must have a login to be on the internet nu-web shit
