YOU

I'm naked right now tho.

>>27157618
I've got a Christian cross necklace on and some boxers, so I feel this wouldn't bode well for me

>>27157618
I'm Turkish so I blend in long enough to leave.

sitting here in my boxers will my fatrolls stackd on top of each other. pork is haram though so im ok

I'm in my boxers only. I don't have any pockets.
>tfw I'd probably be raped.

>>27157618
I have nothing in my pockets but am wearing a US federal employee badge so I'd probably get beheaded by Isis on livestream. Oh well it might help Trump get elected

>>27157650
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>>27157711
Jesus do you autists seriously walk around your house (half) naked? Have you no shame?
No wonder you're a bunch of societal rejects and loners.

>>27157762
fuck you, i havent left my room yet today. i wouldnt force anyone to bear witness to these rolls

>>27157618
I'm paralysed from the nipples down, wearing gym clothes. I'm ISIS rape fodder.

>>27157762
>he doesn't enjoy the comfort of being half naked

>>27157618
naked

middle of syria is probably empty desert, so i die from exposure.

>>27157684
Wow, one situation where being Turkish would be useful.

>>27157762
>wasting clean clothes in the privacy of your home
why

>>27157762
if you're not allowed to be naked, you're not in your home

disheveled hobo beard wearing semen encrusted jammies with melted hairy candy in pockets.
no one will want to touch me.

>>27157837
Also that sweet sweet grandparent money for Persian new year

Jeans, a realtree hoodie, and an iPhone. I'll call muh Obama to bail me out though