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>Wake up
>Get into an argument on 4chan
Every time.
>lose sleep composing an essay in my head about why somebody i shared a brief exchange with online is wrong about everything
>>28859815
was an anon mean to you my bby? ;_;
>go to sleep
>last night's thread is still up
>(12)
>the "!" is red
How do we deal with the global plague that is wageslavery?
Robots. Metal ones.
Kill the wagecucks.
lol do these kind of posts actually make you NEETs feel better?
Your self destructive, denialist bullshit is so painfully obvious to everyone else, but yourselves.
Just open the door Louie. Stop making threads on /r9k/ and open the door or no overwatch for you.
How can one man go so downhill?
how'd he go downhill
is this about him making fun of goons, because everyone does that anyway
Midlife crisis
pepperino ayo
>>28859697
Maddox is still a thing? I thought he faded away into obscurity a long time ago, along with SomethingAwful and ABS. lol
how do you guys kill your weekend?
I'm bored as hell already and it's not even 6pm yet. I want to do something productive but I'm also tired so don't know what to do. I don't fancy drinking and I don't want to smoke weed either.
I'm internet addicted. So I do that.
Play vidya, watch films, read a book
>I don't fancy drinking and I don't want to smoke weed either.
Do eeet. Who does something productive on a Friday? If you're tired just crash in a bit and plan your big project for early tomorrow.
Unconventional femanon thread
No Stacies or Roasties allowed
assholes
right wing assholes
>>28859666
satanic trips tell the truth.
>>28859616
all women are roasties you dumb cunt
>"im not like le other girls" XDD
Unironically kill yourself
Did your parents give you shit genetics like mine did?
>chronic cystic acne on face and all over body
>skinnyfat even though I barely eat at all
>baby face, not an ounce of masculinity
>wide hips, narrow shoulders
>pale skin, vitiligo
>permanent genetic eyebags
Wish my ugly, obese parents never fucked in the first place.
It should be a crime for repulsive looking people to reproduce.
If you got rid of your acne, went full micheal jackson and completed the vitiligo transformation, and worked out, you could probably look good.
Try this, all 3 steps properly, and sleep on a new towel or pillowcase everyday. I used to not think OTC acne medications worked but this worked for me.
Exactly the same
Fuck the cystic most though, stupid painful nodes everywhere for no fucking reason ruining all my shirts, making me look like an underage trogg
>>28859651
>>28859561
I think this solution is the best for all of us.
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Defining what a normie is edition.
...the snow had covered the path; he truly was lost....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM
GANBATTE EVERYWAN.
LETS HAVE A NICE DAY AND DO OUR BEST.
Normies are the product of society and media
Robots are the anti-product
I love you anon. I really do.
Cum over n smoke with me
Take my virginity, pls.
>>28859269
lets watch anime together!
that feel when according to growth curve i was supposed to become 2 meter alpha but im 180cm underweight manlet instead
180 is no manlet size faggot. You might look like a skeleton but you're not a midget
>>28859257
Shoulda drank your milk
>>28859257
Underweight beats skinnyfat by a long fucking shot
ITT: we post pics of our leg(s) spread out on a bed, barefoot, in pajama bottoms or khaki pants.
>>28859252
nice mangggggiyg
>>28859301
thanks Awpsawp
okay I guess
but why OP
Show me your eyes, /r9k/
and then judge other eyes and base your idea on how that person is just by eyes alone.
>>28859200
I would trust you with my life, OP
>>28859343
You seem worried
>>28859200
I'd vote for you
>>28859343
More like scared, like you're in a horror movie (hence the creepy greenish lightning)
Who /schizoaffective/ here?
>tfw I've evolved from hallucinating white flashes of light and tracers to physical objects and people that are impossible to distinguish from reality
Psych nurse here. Every half the Dr's on my ward think schizoaffective is probably bullshit and that schizophrenia with a secondary personality disorder is more likely. But ds5 gonna dsm5
>>28859161
Then your doctors are retarded plain and simple. Schizo features of schizoaffective aren't severe enough to be classified as schizophrenia.
>>28859188
This. Schizoaffective is somewhere between schizophrenia and bipolar. (I'm the bipolar type). I do have borderline personality disorder as well though.
>falling for the 'single moms' meme
You guys shitting all over single moms have no idea what you're missing out on.
Three weeks ago I lost my virginity to a single mom that I met on OKC. She's busy during the week taking care of her kid, but on weekends when he goes to his dads, she picks me up and we spend all weekend at her place. She cooks all our meals while I'm there, we watch Netflix, she sometimes drinks a bit, we get horny and fuck like crazy. Plus she's kinky af. It's a perfect setup.
What is the stigma here exactly? The only 'downside' is our Netflix tastes don't really match, which I attribute to our age difference. Otherwise this is kickass, I'm happier than I've been in years.
Good for you my man.
Why did you feel the need to post this?
>>28859106
If there wasn't a kid, every day could be like the "weekend days".
If you're happy this way then that's great, but if you were dating a woman without a child she could focus more of her time/attention on you, and you'd get to see more of that "fun" side of her
The stigma is when you spend time with her child raising another man's progeny. The stigma is when she doesn't want to have a kid with you and you fail your biological imperative
If you're just sleeping with her at the weekend it's not really pathetic
> Living in America with a sub-asian penis
> Still an adult virgin even though I've gotten naked in front of girls on multiple occassions
> Match with girls on Tinder but too usually feel too ashamed to even talk to them
> Come to /r9k to listen to guys constantly complain about how they want to kill themselves over their 5+ inch dicks
So how's your day been going?
I would suck that qt penis [sp]I'm a boy btw[/sp]
>>28859073
>So how's your day been going?
Not terrible, thank you for asking
>>28859100
Hello, I see you've made a mistake with your spoiler tags. You see, the correct formatting would be (with no space) [ spoiler]. It's not necessary to add the [ /spoiler] if you're not typing anything after it.Have a nice day!
>>28859100You're a retarded cunt who can't spoiler
>>28859138kys tripfag fucktard
Do Korean guys that are living and were raised in Korea like white girls?
>>28859018
>Do Korean guys that are living and were raised in Korea like white girls?
Dating a foreigner is frowned upon in Korean culture, and their parents usually want to approve their partners
>>28859018
Probably, given how widespread the subhuman race-mixing meme is now.
>>28859045
Aw ;_;
That's depressing...
