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>see attractive girl being intelligently frugal
>instantly fall in love
anyone else?
Can't say it's happened to me.
Indifference is attractive.
>see attractive girl being intelligently frugal
If she weren't a white woman would be shitting all over her for doing that.
any of you guys know how to make a food craving stop?
I've emptied out the entire fridge again and it's driving my family insane but I still want to keep eating.
>>26370348
I've found eating food helps. Have you tried?
>>26370488
I am possessed by a fucking wendigo and I keep craving raw meat like crazy
>>26370348
>any of you guys know how to make a food craving stop?
get sunlight (if you're in a winter zone, shit sucks)
chew gum
suck on candy, don't eat it
to limit how much you eat
put snacks in a bowl, like chips , bag cookies, pretzels, etc, so you don't end up eating an entire bag
only eat one of everything a day, as in don't get more than 1 bowl of chips, move onto pretzels, cookies, whatever, just so they don't run out.
Is living in a trailer park as comfy as these boys make it look? Does anyone on here live in a trailer park or has anyone previously?
My ex used to. It's kind of comfy and friendly, but it's not a great way to live.
>>26370306
You'll soon realize you may be living there because you want to, but others are living there because they have to.
>>26370306
It really depends on what type of person you are.
>"Anon...I'm borrrred"
>Let's do something.
>>26370301
>Re-zips dick
who /no longer orbits this stacey/ here
Let's play the new game "Ben Dover"
>tfw homeowner
>tfw leaky roof
>tfw cast iron gutters ripped out the soffits
>tfw rotting window-frames
>tfw subsidence
>tfw boundary despite with neighbour building an extension that encroaches 4 inches onto my land
>tfw council hounding me about supposed rats in my garden
>tfw someone lists my house on fixmystreet.com as a "local problem"
>>26370208
LETS JUST PRETEND
Just get an apartment.
>>26370208
>>tfw someone lists my house on fixmystreet.com as a "local problem"
fuck, why do normies care
>muh nice neighbourhood
What are the robot approved games? Do we play multiplayers? MMORPGs?
Lately I've been mostly playing pic related.
Diablo 2, Path of Exile
Is csgo an approved game? Will be alone on valentines day if anyone wants to join me.
Witcher 3 if it wasn't for Geralt's voice. Shits fedora as fuck.
![alison-brie-on-the-set-of-how-to-be-single-in-manhattan-06-16-2015_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nYqy0A1.jpg "alison-brie-on-the-set-of-how-to-be-single-in-manhattan-06-16-2015 1[1]")
https://youtu.be/wu6Qyeetdm8
Do women really think like this?
>>26370034
Im sure she just ends up fucking that guy later anyways.
blatant unapologetic heightism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26370140
She's 5'3 so being taller than her isn't really that hard. A 5'10 guy standing next to her would look like a NBA player.
why is she so unobtainable and qt bros?
To torment us.
>>26369918
;_______; i just want a palv gf to cuddle
>>26369906
>unobtainable
She probably has several Chads obtaining her holes every night
What's your (chronic) illness, what are you on senpai
>crohn's disease
>mesalazine (pentasa)
>azathioprine (imuran)
>infliximab (remicade)
>nefopam (acupan)
Also, what do you think about your future? What's your plan?
>>26369882
>crohn's disease
>azathioprine (imuran)
>infliximab (remicade)
Yeah thats me fortunately I'm in remission
>>26369882
>Crohn's Disease
Sitting on the shitter as I type this out too. Mines been pretty bad recently and I've been shitting a fair amount of blood. But my doctor put me on Entcort and that seems to be helping.
>>crohn's disease
Sucks senpai, have a friend who's got it, we joke about blood shits but we both know how real the struggle is.
Anyway I got MS, diag. Jan 2012, age 21. Gilenya 1-0-0.
The diagnosis was actually a lucky turn for my life, got antidepressants, started shooting, going to the gym a little etc. Had 3 flareups total, once my legs went bye-bye, once my right hand (piece of shit history teacher didn't believe me and still had me write an essay on William the Conqueror in front of him, clutching the pen like pic related), then once my eyes just wouldn't stop dragging to the left, even at rest or just trying to fall asleep, impossible unless laying on the left side. I don't handle extreme heat well anymore, but I've been in remission for about half a year, twice, non-consecutively.
>Future
Since I've had guns for 2.5 years now and still haven't killed myself I'm considering living. I'm thinking of getting a motorcycle and seeing a little bit of Europe before WWIII.
>be black femanon
>feel very jelly when I see a cute Asian guy with his girlfriend
How do I stop feel jealous?i live in down town Toronto so I see this every day. Everytime I see it, it ruins me whole day. I know they will never like me so it makes it even worse.
>>26369863
why dont you get a white horse bf
>>26369891
I don't wanna die though
>>26369957
you would die with a smile :3
>tfw no needy, shy and virgin bf
>>26369798
>>tfw no needy, shy and virgin orbiter
Fixed
You trollin here?
>>26369839
I'm really bad with bait sometimes.
where do i get cyanide? it seem a nice way to suicide
I'm sure you can find it somewhere on the internet. Otherwise, your best bet would probably be to try to extract it yourself. The go to source in the past has been jewelry stories because it's used to clean gold, but I'm pretty sure it's a lot harder to get from those now than it has been in the past.
>>26369664
Just give yourself nicotine poisoning. It's why soldiers used to carry around a pack of smokes when there wasn't enough cyanide to go around. There's enough nicotine in one cigarette to kill you if you extract it instead of smoking it.
>>26370209
I don't get it.. how do it work?
>been close friends with a 7.5/10 qt for a while
>she's kind of a slut, but a really nice person
>start having feelings for her all of a sudden
>tell her you like her
>she says she'd date you if she wasn't in love with Chad whom she met on Tinder
>stay friends
>she goes and meets Chad, they fuck
>Chad drops her because he only wanted sex
>she comes to you, says she's so sorry, it was stupid chosing Chad over you
>says she'd understand if you said no, but she'd really like to go on a date with you
Would you do it, robots?
>>26369496
Just go on a date? Only a date after you tolerated that bullshit? Just tell her you'll think about it since you're casually seeing someone.
>been close friends
Literally stopped reading at exactly this point.
>>26369496
yeah sure. women are like children, they don't have the same accountability that we have.
What's your Adverse Childhood Experience (ACE) score, /b/?
http://www.acestudy.org/ace_score
Here's the test if you don't trust the link
>>26369411
9 :(
oh well fucking hell, man
1, parents got divorced
>get rejected by your oneitis 5 years ago
>look her up on Facebook
>she's now a fat single mother
>oneitis
wut?
>>26369365
>rejected by oneitis
>look her up on facebook
>she's a fat slob paying top dollar entry level courses at an expensive university
>get rejected by your oneitis 5 years ago
>look her up on Facebook
>she has a pleasant life
