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>tfw down in a hole and I dont know if I can be saved
Try and achieve small things every day.
Lay off the drink drugs and video games and go for walks, you will feel much better anon.
Speak to someone daily.
I have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeeeeeeeeeth
I'm in the same hole as op
I've dropped out of school, stopped talking to everyone but my mom, gained 40 pounds and have spent 2000 bucks on drugs in the past 2 months.
ITT: post pics of chad clothing, help other robots learn to dress to impress
>>27094220
>highschooler clothing
I'm laughing at you
>>27094268
kek, I bet you think fedoras are going to help you slay pussy. Sluts love dumb shit like this
>>27094300
I've never seen this shit in the adult world you cumstain
What should you be doing right now?
What are you doing instead?
Should be
Browsing r9k in bed
But instead
About to cut myself
>>27094592
CUT MAI LAIF INTO PEESEZ
THIS IS MAI LAST RESOOORT
>>27094209
>should be
masturbating
>but instead
going over neurology
Welfare card?
>I swipe that.
My dubs?
>l check that.
After 6 am?
Naps?
>I take that
>>27094044
>>27094044
>>27094044
DAAMN HE DID IT
>>27094044
shit nigga sheeeit
But l'm not a rapper
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All these moments will be lost in time... like tears, in rain. Time to die.
>>27094039
Why did you kiss that guy before crushing his head though?
>>27094059
Cause he's his dad.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Daemons inside the Notre Dame. I've watched UFOs attack the surface of Planet X.
All these moments will be lost in time... like tears, in rain. Time to split!
>hormones
>hair
>makeup
>still no bf
What even is the point? I want to cry :(
Most of you are selfish, rude, arrogant pieces of shit, frankly.
>>27094076
How did you come to this conclusion? I mean it's kinda unfair generalization...
trans go back to africa
sitting with legs open is now a crime, just saw it on the news and then this;
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/21/nyregion/MTA-targets-manspreading-on-new-york-city-subways.html?_r=0
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/06/02/war-on-men-first-arrests-for-manspreading-on-new-york-subway/
http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/05/nypd-is-now-arresting-people-for-manspreading-their-legs-too-wide-on-subways/
How does this work? Does a woman see a man with his thighs angled outwards and just immediately call cops? Does "please excuse me" not work any more? I can't understand how inconvenient leg positioning can end with police involvement.
>>27093577
I literally sit like that all the time never got a ticket
>>27093623
>I can't understand how inconvenient leg positioning can end with police involvement.
gotta make those quotas especially if they stop prosecuting recreational marijuana
TRUMP BTFO!!!!!!
>>27093298
This is a fallacious infographic because that guy was referring to the alt-right.
Wow, so I, as someone who faps to hentai and infact has a doujin-moe subscription, should be concerned Trump's supporters beat it to hetai?
>>27093298
>tfw arkansas resident
>this is the average wagecuck's girlfriend
>>27093258
I'm starting to understand why you guys don't have girlfriends.
pic related a fridge neets will never have.
>>27093258
>tfw someone saved my sissy wageslave oc
Thanks, family.
>>27093301
You're supposed to refrigerate english muffins?!
>tfw no mommy gf
Is there any worse feel? I just want to be cuddled and rewarded for being a good boy. ;_;
Bumping with mommy gf image.
>tfw not a well-endowed little boy
>tfw no incestuous relationship with a hot mommy
>>27093694
>tfw found out I was packing from my early teen gfs mom
>tfw never made use of it after that relationship
Ever know someone who pretended to need a cane?
No, but I like history and had a passing want for a vintage sword-cane.
>>27093249
You're lucky the autism didn't fully take over.
>>27093230
I actually require a cane.
Does that count?
Give me ONE good reason why you haven't seduced your mom yet
Why the fuck would you go for 50 year olds when you can go for teens and 20's?
>>27093224
you need to give the sauce
>>27093224
That's pretty disgusting to think about tbqhwyf
Going to a Trump rally tomorrow, AMA
Why aren't you voting for Bernie?
Have you felt the bern yet?
>>27093191
>tfw Canadian
>tfw you will never go to a Trump rally to help fight off the Bernouts and Soros funded hordes
Such a bad feel.
what makes you /instanthide/ a thread?
for me it's
>brendan fraser
>anime
>transfags
>/soc/
>eggman
>online dating
>red pill
>britfeel
and probably some more that don't come to my mind right now
>post 2004 anime
>donald trump
>>27092954
>Fem"""""""""bot"""""""""
Originality is not found here or anywhere else, mook you bastard
I don't hide threads, I am open to all ideas.
Out of all the girls I've autism'd, this one has had the greatest effect on my life. Sit back, or don't, because here's a normie who fucked himself into NEETdom
>be 4 years ago
>be 15 with solid aesthetics, athletic
>less chat lite and more normie mid
>have had huge crush on 8/10 qt for years
>top in her class, can actually be spoken to, beautiful body, cute face
>meet her with a bunch of her weird, gross tumblr friends at a cafe after day 1 of finals
>she ignores me the entire time while 5/10 friend literally rubs her leg against mine under the table.
>I try my best to rebut her but it's hard when I don't know any other freaky girl at the table
>normies_get_out.webm I know
>eventually spend the whole outing studying with 5/10
>7/10 leaves without saying a word to me (even though she invited me in the first place)
>get my shit to go leave as well
>turns out I left my English textbook at the place
>5/10 girl has car
>seems pretty cool actually
>we exchange numbers and she leaves
will bump with more if anyone's interested
bump>>27092884
DO TELL
>>27092884
I'm intrigued, go on anon.
>>27092884
OP here.
To elucidate on the shitty writing, I left and she brought back the book and drove me home. s/ The memories are painful, after all /s.
>start texting her back and forth
>at this point, didn't have a facebook or twitter or anything, which was only mild-moderate autist at the time as per my recollection
>she literally talks about dicks all the time. it's crazy never have even had a girl be forward with me before (was a super fat kid)
>eventually we decide to get together the day after Christmas.
>this was actually my first time even hanging out with a girl, to give an even deeper insight into my inner robot.
>eventually, the fated night comes
