Penis envy
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sitting with legs open is now a crime, just saw it on the news and then this;
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/21/nyregion/MTA-targets-manspreading-on-new-york-city-subways.html?_r=0
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/06/02/war-on-men-first-arrests-for-manspreading-on-new-york-subway/
http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/05/nypd-is-now-arresting-people-for-manspreading-their-legs-too-wide-on-subways/
How does this work? Does a woman see a man with his thighs angled outwards and just immediately call cops? Does "please excuse me" not work any more? I can't understand how inconvenient leg positioning can end with police involvement.
>>27093577
I literally sit like that all the time never got a ticket
>>27093623
>I can't understand how inconvenient leg positioning can end with police involvement.
gotta make those quotas especially if they stop prosecuting recreational marijuana
what
wait
let me get this straight
>have organs that are very sensitive to heat and pressure, balls
>they're placed outside of your body for that very reason
>get persecuted for not wanting to feel discomfort
is this real life
>man sitting casually is illegal
>it's socially acceptable to take creepshots of their crotches and send them online for all to see
Meanwhile picture related is A-OK.
>whores can't into basic anatomy
>we're getting to a point in time where women are making up words to complain about inane shit
Remind me again why women shouldn't be stripped of all their rights?
>>27093759
Boy, you need to chop those patriarchal balloons off, otherwise you might offend a feminist.
>>27093794
Balls or not, male bone structure makes sitting with legs spread the natural way to do things.
Why are women so jealous?
I'm reading it but I still can't believe it's real
>>27093767
The solution should be obvious. Arrest manspreaders for taking up too much space and arrest fat lesbian tumblrinas for taking up too much space. Fair is fair.
Is the problem that women want to sit down but the guy's knees are taking up space? or do they just not like looking at a guy sitting like that?
I've never once in my life seen someone stop somebody else from sitting in an empty seat beside them, have you?
>And it has a name almost as distasteful as the practice itself.
ARE you fucking shitting me? I always sit like this especially after boxing training where sometimes i train for 3-4 hours. My body is all sore, my face is sore, my legs are really fucking sore.
"Man-spreading" actually makes me feel good and makes my body feel relaxed when I'm on the train. I'll man-spread while listening to my iPod and minding my own business.
Get fucked.
>>27094661
apparently it's disgusting to spread your legs in that fashion.
http://www.inquisitr.com/2878439/manspreading-san-francisco-subway-proposes-up-to-500-fine-for-offenders/
Funny how muh discomfort suddenly disappears the moment another dude sits next to you. I never saw two men rubbing their spread legs against each other's... yet they expect women to put up with it, just to be accused of enjoying it like a slut, or else she'd squeeze herself out of touch, taking up 1/2 of her leg space just so he can take up 4/3 of his.
>>27093577
>2 years ago.
Can't stay mad forever, anons.
Eventually you're going to have to let down your defenses, or choke to death on your own poisonous hatred.
Not a grill. Someone who's been there.
>>27095038
Why is it fine for a women to take up seats with her bags even though she has plenty of space under her seat?
Why do they get angry at manspreaders? Chances are they have a massive swinger of a dick if they need to manspread so they should be hitting on the guy.
>>27095115
It's not.
I disagree with tickets for manspreading.
NY and san fran have always had little quirks like this. It's a cancerous law that needs to be cut out.
But I can't hate women for it, it makes no sense. It's not their fault the histronic, batshit crazy ones among them keep on inventing new reasons to be offended, and politicians and judges want votes/to be progressive, so they mistakenly pander to these people.
>>27095194
>>It's not.
Then why isn't it illegal like man-spreading?
>>27095867
Because women are like children, we can't hold them to a higher standard.
Shouldn't have given them the vote, really.
