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Give me one legitimate reason why I shouldn't just end it /r9k/.
Because you have to kill me before you go
Pls OP
>>26080096
youre rich enough to own a iphone. poo in the loo would shit for that 24/7 in designated shit streets
>>26080114
>at least you have it better than starving african children
this reasoning never made anyone feel better.
>have a doctors appointment tomorrow
>already freaking out because I know I'll sperg out in the 10 seconds I have to talk to the receptionist
>"Are you sexually active?"
>N-no
>Don't have to talk to receptionist since they added in self check-in machines.
>>26080082
Good, animefags should suffer
>add girl on Facebook
>stare at the screen for 2 hours
>she finally accepts
>turn on the chat function
>elaborate a greeting for 30 minutes
>she logs off before I finish
>erase everything
>probably could've been my wife in an alternate dimension
Literally just say hey, anything longer than that is awkward. Seriously she would most definitely being weirded out if you had said more, your actually lucky she logged off.
>>26080005
Fuck that makes sense, it's after the "hey" that is also scary too..
>>26079519
I bet she also was staring at the chat window which said "anon is typing a message" for two hours before she got sick of your shit and just logged out.
Hello. I am not interested in buying anything, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.
>>26078918
>I would like to use your rest room,
Go ahead, it's back there.
>flip through your magazines
Don't care, just put them back when you're done.
>handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.
We don't sell food here.
>rearrange your carefully shelved items
TRIGGERED FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw someone asking to use the staff bathroom makes me angry
I've no idea why. I just don't want any customers to use it. I constantly lie when people ask if there's one in the store. The only time I let them through is when a kid is whining that they need the bathroom because I don't want to have to clean up piss.
>That customer who is clearly even lonelier than you are and just wants to talk and won't shut up or stop asking questions despite your demeanor clearly suggesting you're no longer interested in listening to their shit
After how many drinks is it considered drunk driving?
>>26078896
how fat r u
Driving after having more than 2 drinks within a hour is drunk driving.
I deserve to be caught. I've drunk drove more than 100 times. Honestly probably past 200. It's ridiculous that I've never been caught. I deserve to be punished for something so stupid but for some reason I've never been caught. Probably because it's often 2am or later on weekday mornings but still. Strange that at 30 and having done it so many times I'm still conviction free.
A dui will fuck your life up hard, if you can feel it you will probably fail.
Is anime a requirement of robot life? It looks terrible and It's extremely cringey to watch. How can I enjoy it fellow robots?
Do drugs before you watch sempai
Makes you care less about the "cringey", imaginary social ramifications and more about what's going on
Also makes you more likely to forgive unnecessarily convoluted plotlines
Don't watch shounen
Watch the non moeshit seinen stuff /a/ likes
shounen = targeted for young boys, Naruto, Bleach etc.
seinen = targeted for adult men
seinen =
Watch Galaxy Express 999, Harlock, Yamato and other Leiji Matsumoto stuff
Do you still believe you are going to make it?
Man, go find a job or something, give yourself a sense of purpose. Even if it's shit like stocking shelves or sucking dick. Find something else to do besides playing video games and jerking off.
>>26078467
shoe shoe normie
>>26078467
livin in fuckin lala land
>be 29 virgin
>meet awkward 21 yr old cutie
Am I too old for her is she gonna find it creepy?
Fembots how old is too old?
You're not too old at all, if anything you're exactly what 21 years are looking for, someone who isn't a complete fucktard. Just remember you're probably cucking some 18-22 year robots out there, revel in it.
>>26078420
Damn for real they want to bang old guys , that is not a meme?
I remember being 21 and all I wanted was college girls my age, but I never got any of course.
Golden rule: half your age plus seven
>tfw your mom is scared of you
>>26078132
fucking cat bitch got what she deserved
>you couldn't protect this smile
why live
>>26078146
>she
Lelkek
>Your parents had such high hopes for you
>You were supposed to be an astronaut, a doctor, somebody important
>You will never help restore the Holy Roman Empire
>Instead you're a worthless NEET faggot
Where did it all go wrong for (You) anon?
I know that gay blowjob!
Puberty
When I was about 12 I stalked a neighbor girl just on the off chance of seeing her naked. This led to me becoming socially isolated and eventually dropping out of school, which led to me becoming a useless neet who watches anime all day.
If I wasn't a creepy autist who went to stupid lengths to get off then my life would be completely different.
They were selfish to create life. They took a gamble and they lost, now they have to deal with the consequences.
Pic very related. I taped 4 tins of mints together. Stops me losing the individual tins in my bag and because you can tape whatever flavors you want together it makes switching it up on the go a breeze.
>>26078008
please terminate your life.
>>26078008
i can imagine op pulling this thing out in public and getting ousted as a complete weirdo. the audacity to make something so autistic and pointless then come online and brag about it is mind boggling - albeit really funny at the same time.
>>26078090
/r/ing the story of Minty Dave
>tfw 21 year old Virgin NEET
>Dropped out of Highschool at 15 because thug life
>Said fuck the world and didn't socialise with anybody but family and 2 of my closest friends for 5-6 years
>Taught myself how to 3d model and animate
>Now a professional SFM porn artist who makes a fucking mint while "real men" run on the hamster wheel for peanuts
>Jack off to my own animations and stream anime on the other screen
>soon to be an indie game dev
>prolly gonna get rich cause dis gon b good
>gonna get a houseboat and a traditional azn qt wife when I make it big
get fucked, realmenfuckbois
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>mfw I'm attributing my NEEt time to becoming an artist
>Will earn money through being a sandwich artist
We can't all make it, OP.
>>26078018
I disagree Anon, I think anyone with a trade skill can make it as long as they find the right niche.
>stream anime
fucking casual get out
Why are gay people so much smarter than straight people? Serious question, btw.
>Why are gay people so much smarter than straight people?
Citation needed.
>Serious question, btw.
Sure it is, kiddo.
>>26078105
http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2013/09/30/are_gay_people_smarter_than_straight_people_or_do_they_just_work_harder.html
Why are smart people so much gayer than stupid people?
>"Anon! What are you doing here? This room is for girls only!"
S-sorry, sis. I guess now that I'm here you and your friends could dress me up in your clothes and put makeup on me and make me serve as your maid servant for the rest of the night
>>26077852
Imagine if they all farted at once.
>that one third from the left who clearly has body issues and wasn't comfortable with this picture
Every time.
Is there a correlation between being a robot and having a weird fetish?
I'm into feet and piss, but my brother is a normie... I saw his porn history once and his porn taste is so vanilla it's boring.
of course there's a correlation
when you spend this much time on a burmese image sharing board you're bound to develop deviant tastes
This is now a fetish thread. Post 'em!
>>26077690
>tfw got at least one in each category
Afraid to tell a possible future gf that I'm into amputees desumostly 2D tho
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