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>millions of men your age have had sex hundreds of times and you are still stuck at 0
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>mfw I almost lost my virginity but I fell for the "make it special" meme
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>>29426940
>>29426973

We can't all be the 20% that fucks all the chicks and spreads HPV to virtually all of them.
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>>29426973
>don't worry anon the right girl will come along someday

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What keeps you going, /r9k/?
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The last blue pilled concept I cling to: Hope.

>hope for what

Still trying to figure that one out.
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>>29426906
This desu and laziness.
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Stagnation.

There is no real reason to live, but there is no reason to kill myself either.

I'm neither happy nor depressed, I don't care/feel anymore.

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Why am I only alert when on some kind of mind-altering substance ?

I am a very passive person most of the time. I never get excited about anything and always see the worst in everything. I can't emphasize with anything. I have no hope and no passion in life, Even if my life is pretty ok in comparison to a lot of people in our society. I fake nearly all my feelings (if I even care at that moment). I'm not awkward in public even if I'm not a charismatic person either (though I feel I could be, but don't have enough motivation to keep it going if it happened). I traveled a lot, saw shit, lost people, experienced thrill, had gfs and had sex. I've been through alcohol coma, did mushrooms and smoked weed as much as the next guy.

But more and more as I go I'm just numb. And only when I'm under some alcohol or other drug do I start to get ideas and feel again, just to see that go away the next morning.

Of course i'm not the only one that feel that. How do you cope with that shit ?
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>>29426882
>Why am I only alert when on some kind of mind-altering substance ?

No.

How do you cope with that shit ?

Keep alcohol/cocaine/coffee/cigarettes/ in my system at all times.
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>>29426882
I'm drunk right now. I wouldn't care to make this shit thread if I wasn't.
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Ernest Hemingway said
"Write drunk. Edit sober."

You know if you only feel when you're altered it might be indicative to a repressed ... everything. I'd honestly prescribe that you find a place or spot that you won't be heard if you yell and scream. Then do so. Work yourself up into a sweat and yell with your whole body flexed.

Then control your breathing and go back to life.

As dumb as that all sounds, I bet you'll begin to regrow your deadened feels.

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What does a robot do when he knows a friend was cheating on another friend?

He broke up with her and is with another girl but she still 'loves him' and he's dating someone else right now.

Would you act salty and tell due to loneliness or would you just act as an observer and watch the trail of destruction he leaves?
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Surely there must be some deprived robot that would ruin another's life or just witness the carnage?
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>>29426870
its your moral duty to report a crime OP

cheating is a gruesome and perverted moral crime it often leads to depressions breakldowns suicides homicides and various suffering of other sorts so you are obligated to report it to him
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>robot
>knows TWO people

Fuck off

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>Read 6/6/16
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Ask her how she does not check on you when things go wrong.
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>>29426881
Damn famm. This hurts.
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But godliness with contentment is great gain. 7 For we brought nothing into the world, and we can take nothing out of it. 8 But if we have food and clothing, we will be content with that. 9 Those who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. 10 For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.


11 But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance and gentleness. 12 Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. 13 In the sight of God, who gives life to everything, and of Christ Jesus, who while testifying before Pontius Pilate made the good confession, I charge you 14 to keep this command without spot or blame until the appearing of our Lord Jesus Christ, 15 which God will bring about in his own time?God, the blessed and only Ruler, the King of kings and Lord of lords, 16 who alone is immortal and who lives in unapproachable light, whom no one has seen or can see. To him be honor and might forever.

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Have you ever stopped to think of how many people actually killed themselves after you typed out kys to them online?
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I've never told anyone to kill themselves. The most I've ever used is "fuck off" so I think I'm good.
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I honesty don't care. I'll probably be joining them soon.
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I wish there was way to know. Could some nsa guy please tell? I know you guys know.

What is the final solution to the white problem, robots?
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Segregation.

That will make everyone happy
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neo-nazis are generally the biggest losers around, normies hate them.
Are you a normie?
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dissolution of the institution of race and therefore the end of racialized oppression. people will finally be able to just have whatever skin color they have when systematic inequalities imposed by society are dismantled

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Have you confronted and come to terms with your mediocrity? How do you cope with your pseudo-intellectualism?
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>tfw you come to the crushing realization that you are painfully mediocre, will never amount to anything substantial, and all of your childhood dreams will never come to fruition

honestly it feels really bad man, I cope with lotsa drugs
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Le buzzword face =p xdXDDDDDDDDD LOL!!!!!!
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>>29426718

i got 9/16 (56 percent) if you count each of the lower-right statements separately

p. good starter pack t b h

QUESTION

if woomen dont care about sex, abscess over it, feel entitled to it or prioritize it over everything(like they claim the "betas" they hate do), why will they refuse to be your gf if you aren't good at sex or cheat on you
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Dont believe the memes, junior.

Women's entire existence revolves around sex. Every aspect of their life is define by sex. Everything they say or do is in relation to sex

Just listen to when they insult anyone, it is always sexual in nature

"Small dick"
"Virgin"
"Could never get/please a woman"
"Gay"
"Ugly"

They know the only value the have is a moist hole between their legs. That's why they spend 3 hours painting their faces to look like whores before they go to walmart
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>>29426694
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

Because they lie. They do enjoy sex with alphas. It's more psychological for them in this way. When they say that they don't like sex, it means that they don't bother with it with you. Problem is that eventually she'll get turned on by someone or something, and she'll need some real, satisfying sex and she won't get it from you.
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>>29426777
fun fact: women feel satisfied, sexually, after being raped

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How do I do the spoilers, I'm new here?
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Sacrifice a pigeon.
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>>29426661
Ramsey Bolton Dies in this weeks episode. So do 2 of the masters of Essos.

This is how you do spoilers.
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>>29426969
Nice one anon, show these normal-newfaggots.

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"Sir, I'm sorry, you are going to have to leave. Your smell is offending the other customers"
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>>29426623
maybe take a shower
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>>29426623
this is not about being a normie you need to shower that's it
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maybe you should make an effort to clean yourself before leaving your house. are you a literal retard?

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What's up /r9k/ just chilling in my bath tub why don't we talk a little
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dubs decide the postcount when OP is going to poopoopeepee in the tub
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>>29426641
His next post will show a big steamy turd in the tub.
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How was your day? Honestly, I prefer showers because I'd rather not swim in my own filth. No offence.

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cut bros of /r9k/, what mutilation style did you get?

did they leave the frenulum?

can you still move the skin up and down when you have an erection or is it basically stuck?

low & tight here
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high and tight for me. but i still get pussy. wtf is wrong with you people
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>>29426620

it's about your right to your own body
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High and tight, still have some frenulum.

I actually "restored" some shaft skin and inner foreskin so now I can enjoy oral sex and handies

Would you fuck in public?
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No.

My girlfriend wanted me to fuck her in public multiple times but I always decline. I don't care how private the location is, I watch porn. There's always someone out there recording a couple having sex in public. Even if there was guarantee that I won't be caught, there's the fact that public sex is very filthy. Nothing to lean on that's clean. Also, bunch of dirt , sand, crumbs, tiny rocks, and stuff will get all over you. It can also be very cold. Also what are you going to clean up with?
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>>29426568
I've done oral in movie theaters on multiple occasions, and fingered a girl/gotten jerked off while driving. Does having sex in a parked car in a dead end street in a residential neighborhood count?
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I tried but I kept going soft

I'd do it if lexapro didn't have me go soft if I'm not stimulated for just 10 seconds

Obscure odd YT channels thread


Also anyone knows that vlogger girl that went downhill due to paranoia?
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>>29426480
iamthewalrusguy has good videos
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thenewstoryteller
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Bedbannas

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