>in 10 items or fewer lane
>buy two 6-packs
They were none the wiser.
>>29337346
>in normal checkout lane
>less than ten items
> have coupon for item I want
> dont use it
a pack counts as one item though
>>29337531
FEWER than ten items.
>>29337558
Correcting my grammar, how devilish
>>29337541
>buy a gallon of milk
>three states over it's a penny cheaper
>bitch and moan at the register until they price match
>have you bought your own bags
>select yes and take the ones in the baggage area
>machine prompts me to take my change
>I don't
>buying dinner
>guy at counter asks if I want receipt
>say yes
>immediately throw it in the trash right in front of him
>make friend take me somewhere
>don't pay for gas
>>29337346
>buying food from the cooked shit you grab wathever you want and they weight it and put the price tag on section
>need one plastic container but grab a second one too
i actually ended up getting detained by the security guard tho
>>29337541
>have coupon for item I want
>use it on the day before it expires
>homeless, living in a church
>order dominoes to church address
>seduce a man to come home with me but he freaks out when he finds out I'm leading him to a church
>cum on the altar
>stay there a few weeks before they find out and kick me out
>>29337346
>tell a friend it isn't a problem
>it's a problem
>>29337616
Being a jew =\= devilish
>little brother wants a red ranger toy for his birthday
>buy him a blue ranger
>he cries because it is the wrong one
>tell him they were all out of the red ranger
>they had more red rangers than anything else
>take that you little shit
>money well spent
How many of those stories are actually true? Anyway, some things I remember spontaneously
> Ordered a pizza at Sunday night (about 23:30)
> Give exactly 9,99$, no tip
> Buy Pokemon cards on a whim
> "It's my little brothers birthday"
> Order big menu at McDonalds and spill 0,5l Cola
> Scream at the employee who cleans it up "Rub-a-scrub it"
> Take a huge shit and forgot to flush
> Push the blame on my retarded big sister
Those are the things that keep me going
>at a restaurant
>look at appetizers menu
>i've memorized the prices and have planned the ultimate act of /math mischief/ in advance
>mixed fruit - $2.15
>french fries - $2.75
>side salad - $3.35
>hot wings - $3.55
>mozzarella sticks - $4.20
>sampler plate - $5.80
>"I'd like four or fewer appetizers, in any combination, with a total cost of exactly $15.35. Keep in mind that there is only one combination that will satisfy this requirement."
>"No. Just tell us what you want."
It was worth a shot, I guess.
>forced to go to restaurant
>have to pee before I eat
>notice when I walk into the bathroom that somebody is pooping in the stall
>turn off the lights on my way out
>>29340666
why do you live with your big sister?
>>29340350
>implying jews aren't the devil
>>29340666
>Scream at the employee who cleans it up "Rub-a-scrub it"
Fucking made me laugh out loud.
>get cab ride
>b really polite to the driver, ask about hin
>he decides to give me a two discount because of this
>I pay him two dollars as a tip
Bet he didn't see that one coming.
>>29337346
each grouping of items counts as one item
sorry you werent that >devious
afterall
>>29340666
>be ~10
>at friend's house
>go to piss
>chunks of shit left in toilet, figure it was friend's little brother
>deliberately splash piss on toilet seat
>go back down stairs
>5 mins later hear friend's mom yelling at lil bro about piss droplets
/ D E V I L I S H /
>>29340666
Devilish trips confirmed.
>>29340724
topkek why haven't i ever think of this.
>>29340726
My big sis lives with my mom, because she needs the support and I'm a hikki NEET who still lives with mummy, too.
