Should I rob the pizza guy? How fucking hard could it be. I'm hung-ry and broke. Semen
You would need fake cell and address, they prob don't carry their cash with them, if so probably will leave it in their car if they don't then go get em OP.
>that said might as well take their car lol
just say they messed up your order and get it for free without going to jail.
Do it so we can laugh when you get arrested and we see your mugshot
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List of things that won't happen for glaringly obvious reasons.
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I had a local parlour in mind, so a private telephone may just suffice anyway. Good call on the car anon. I don't really care how much cash I get, it's more about the pizza.