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>tfw 26
>no job
>can't compete with the kids fresh out of hs because neet too long
>can't hold a conversation because haven't had friends in years
how the fuck do i get a job?
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25 but my situation is similar to yours

>haven't had a job in 5 years (though I had 2 months work experience about 2 years ago i guess)
>no decent education (went back to college at 23 to do computer science but it'll be another year or two before I can do anything with it and i'll still have no experience)
>no friends and socially retarded
>had job applications where they'll ask me to list references that aren't employers/family and I can't give them any

May as well end it all now
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>>29621597
I was the same. I just started listing bullshit in my work history. Looked up bankrupt companies and put their phone numbers as references. Finally landed a job last month.

Even if 90% of places do due diligence, you only need to find one of the 10% that doesn't. Also lying on your resume isn't illegal here and you can't be sued for it.

Good luck, robot.
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27 year old wrothless NEET here. wish i knew and wish i lived in a real city

first result when doing my usual waste of time job search today
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>>29620706
The only real chance you got now is to go to university and study something that doesn't discriminate on age like nursing or teaching.
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>>29620706
>when a normie tells you it's not too late
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