>be me
>20 years old
>wake up, trust a fart
>it's wet. I just shit myself
>take off pants and wipe up liquid shit with damp tissue
>pants still smell like shit
>grab bottle of Ajax
>sprinkle Ajax powder on my shitstain
>scrub it in with damp tissue
>tissue keeps breaking apart, but I don't want to waste a non-disposable cloth
>realize the part I'm scrubbing seems to have its color fading away
>panic and run tap water on upper part of shitstain-soaked pants
>wring it out
>keep this shame in the corner of my room, for now
This just happened this morning. At least my pants no longer smells like shit.
>>24352205
>be me
>about 16 years old
>wet fart into boxers
>rinse out as well as I can
>shit stain still visible
>hide it in unused guitar bag for the next 6 months
>suddenly remember shit stained boxers
>take it out of guitar bag
>shit dried up and crusted now
>begin top secret disposal plan
>hide it underneath my other underwear for easy access
>wait for perfect moment to throw it out
>few days later mom went through all my old clothes
>gives bag of my old clothes to my aunt for my cousin
>realise sharted boxers are probably in there too
>panic
>proceed to tell aunt about how shittyno pun intendedthose clothes are
>"you should probably throw them away haha they're so ugly and uncomfortable"
>later find out shitty boxers are still hidden underneath my other underwear
>realise most of my old clothes were clothes my aunt gifted me in the first place
>cringe maximus
Never trust a fart.
>>24352301
I just checked, and my shit-stained pants don't have a visible stain, so at least that's something I got going for me.
It still smells like shit, though, as I just found out, so fuck me, I guess.
Why'd you wanna throw out your shitty boxers? Even after six months I'm sure it could be washed out
>>24352205
>2011, 18yo
>playing RIFT
>important raid since we are going for shard first in Gilded Prophecy
>had some stomach problems earlier, diarrhea
>practising Uruluuk
>can feel a fart coming, maybe shit
>gamble on it
>lose
>sit there for three hours smelling like shit
Got shard first GP clear tho.
>>24352418
This is my worst nightmare. Never farting in public due to this fear.
>be me about 3 months ago
>gamble on a fart
>weird clear liquid with a little streak of blood in it comes out
>ohshit.jpg
>wash it
>throw it in my laundry bin
>remember about it yesterday
>pull it out
>take a whiff
>smells like a dead fetus
>literally almost vomit
>just throw the thing out
And that was a waste of perfectly good boxers too
>>24352494
Was it anal lube? What the fuck.
>>24352509
Definitely not. I've never stuck anything up my ass and I never plan to.
Holy fucking autism.
>>24352347
Just wanted to get rid of it and forget about the shame.
