Friendly normie here. Ask me anything and I'll give you a genuine and honest answer.
>>24372713
>held at least one birthday party (kindergarten)
>parents are proud of me
>not fat (but skelly)
>have had a job (teaching assistant)
phew, not a normie
Special offer: for the first 5 replies I'll even respond to shitposts.
>>24372713
In what parts of your life are you a normie, and what parts of your life are you a robot
I have no doubts that you've been asked to leave before,
why do you continue to torture is with your presence?
(feel free to speak on behalf of your normie brethren too)
Why do feel the need to come here and brag? Is your life so empty you must get the approval of robots to feel satisfied?
>>24372834
Good question anon. Let's see...
Normie:
>Everything in the OP image
>Have a qt gf
>Have a decent education (just finishing up a STEM degree with honours)
>Have a part-time job as a pharmacy assistant
>Moved out of home and started renting when I was 18 without support of parents
>Have a decent number of good friends
>Actually managed to get laid on tinder/OKC a few times. I once slept with a hot 33 year old from OKC when I was 19.
>Exercise regularly, run 7km at least 4 times a week and walk at least 10km/day.
Robot:
>Had some trouble with mental health in the past. Got myself off medication though.
>Been memeing on 4chan since I was15. I'm now 21.
>Get anxious about social situations and often go full spageddi
>Have a stupid walk
There are no friendly normies.
>>24372888
>>24372891
I've never posted here before, but I've lurked from time to time. I'm posting now because I'm procrastinating about an exam and I want to learn more about the board culture here.
So what? A lot of /b/tards are considered normies. This thread would have been great on r9k.
>>24372959
Inb4 thread derailed
