I guess you're going on a date!
Enigma.png is a "fembot" whose contact info you've begged out of her on your very favorite board, R9K.
Seeing as she spends most of her time here as well, it looks like you'll be a great match!
Dubs decide course of action, 00-99 determining whether you've spectacularly failed or succeeded.
Why can't I suck my own dick
>>25323747
You can do whatever you want if you get dubs.
Oh god you're blowing it.
You didn't plan this far ahead.
Due to your inactivity things have escalated further.
You've attempted to fix it with a small joke.
Why would anyone want to date mystery? Worst tripfag
Oh Christ she made a thread about it.
Why would anyone do that!?
>>25324180
>Wanna go hiking?
L-let's check out the d-dinosaur museum. They have astronaut ice cream at the gift shop!
>>25324180
You should meet my friend Tyrone
>>25325188
Thems dubs m80
You win.
>>25325188
HOW COULD YOU REVEL IN SUCH MISERABLE ACTIONS
YOU MONSTER NOOOO
>>25325188
She seems surprisingly enthusiastic about meeting Tyrone after making that angry mopey thread.
Huh
>>25323712
Ride a train with me. Maybe ginger can join
>>25325188
>>25325354
you whore, you didn't even remember about today!
Oh glory,
I guess that's...
That's "her".
>>25325611
Invite her to your favorite designated shitting street
You can have Tyrone after OP is done.
>>25325484
>ginger
Absolutely disgusting.
I'm bewildered by this thread. Robots have genuinely outdone themselves.
>>25326115
I made a whole sprite sheet and shit, I thought myst-mania was back.
God damn it.
>>25326155
Please kill me now if I look anything even remotely like this.
>myst-mania
Also, who are you?
Invite Tyrone and the tripfem to watch me play Earthbound
>>25326184
Seemed like myst-mania, two whole threads earlier today.
It's obviously a purposely unflattering caricature.
>who are you?
I'm Anonymous.
>>25326248
>underestimating the power of samefagging
ask her if she likes trains
>>25326115
>>25326184
hello whore
>>25326184
Probably your fangirl ginger. Only she would take the time to do this
>>25326155
You're doing god's work, robit.
Plan a murder with your best friend, and contract killer, who's name is Tyrone.
>>25326293
It's definitely her style but... a little off.
I don't think she's started teaching any of the anons like she said she would, yet...
>>25326300
Oh no!
You meant to text Tyrone, but it was the police!
Who are already outside your house!
Also, you shit AND pissed yourself!
>>25326537
I throw my phone at them and run out the back door
>>25326537
i go on a rampage and murder them all
>>25326368
>a little off.I'm breaking in a new tablet, it's actually the reason I wanted a bunch of requests to churn out in the first place. I picked a subject of great contention and waited.
I'm not pleased with my rendition of Mystery, I have better pencil sketches but I'm just too NEW with this gizmo.
>>25326695
Draw the main character. The one we're seeing through the eyes of.
>>25324495
>that frog picture of Rose
Someone saved my picture, what a weird feeling to see it in there.
>>25326184
You have a nice asshole I'm fapping right now. Pink heart plug is a nice touch.
>>25326537
Damage control, claim that you were only trolling.
>>25326537
I quickly build a rail line under the cops and run them over with my locomotive
>>25326844
Dubs GET of course, great job me, thanks me.
*the sound of ginger distantly choking*
>>25326844
Officer Sullivan O'Fitzpatrick doesn't seem to believe you.
>>25326765
Deliver, ginger
>>25327114
dubs make a request.
>>25327071
offer fitzpatrick my jack off sock tell him guaranteed satisfaction
>>25327211
Looks like he thought it was a weapon.
>>25327627
what the fuck OP? Open season was a month ago
>>25327627
I guess dodging the bullet is out of the question?
>>25327696
it'd take an 88 or 99 to work.Fun fact: 4chan made me refresh 25 times for reCaptcha to load properly!
>>25327825
Well I mean does the plot not advance until someone rolls dubs? That seems pretty stop and go, especially with the delay for illustrations.
And I mean we're basically dead now anyways.
>>25327858
that was how I originally planned, and maybe the thread will die.
I'm actually fine with my threads dying, they often do, I consider it a democratic form of judgement.
If a thread dies, it deserved it.
>>25327918But who is the MC?
>>25327929
I guess until somebody asks with dubs, that matter will remain aMystery
>>25327954
Damn it Ginger who was phone?
>>25327972The dead skull.
>>25328029
Oh whew, I thought you were going to say it was me.
t-me
>>25328085
Not this time, buckaroo.
If I got dubs, I was gonna make it a cactusman.
But I tire of this.
>>25328029
People can love you and still do things that hurt, disemboweling is sure a strange way of showing your love though
I have heart but I don't think I have THAT much heart, life liberty and the pursuit of comfiness
>>25328277
It was part of some vegan propaganda I saw on the board last night that came out as inadvertently sexual.
I liked that panel most, so I cropped it and overlaid some effects.
>>25328381
Found it.
With the straddling, hand positions, and the blank vaguely content face on the murderer it gives off a real guro vibe.
>>25328152
>ginger will never make me a cactusman
>>25328668
>never
My massive lard-clogged heart won't explode for a few years yet, you may get that cactusman.
Did the kitschy gifts all work out?
>>25328824
Yes, everybody all fawned over the MONETARILY WORTHLESS items I hurled at them.
The fools!
Also, here you go.
>>25328928
That's pretty neato, but can you post a still frame of that in a higher resolution?
>>25328773
Do I need to bother you about urinetown to get another gingercreation?
>>25328952
I posturized all the textures into a glorious 8-color max before multiplying them, but here you go.
>>25328954
Urinetown was three gorrilian years ago.
I'll make more stuff, maybe about my African Milk Tree, which while being a spiny succulent, isn't technically a cactus.
>>25329072
This will have to do.
Image was too big so half res
>>25329170
what does the folder in the corner say?
>>25329308
Hiding the contents... [of my desktop].
I literally just dump everything into it every time I have to screenshot my desktop.
>>25329344
>every time I have to screenshot my desktop
Do you save these screenshots?Post em
>>25329469
Unfortunately they're somewhere buried in the "hiding the contents of my desktop" folder, perhaps 3 or 4 subfolders deep.
As lost as Atlantis desu.
As a concession, this was literally my wallpaper for a while though, that I used in public. Before that it was a picture of Senjogahara and some asian guy sitting with his whole crew noticed and called out to me.Got worried that it was his waifu so I changed it.
>>25329559
>tfw Last Unicorn wallpaper because you're basically five years old