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>do you know why did the jew not cross the road?
>because there are no roads in the gas chamber!
Oo so edgy.
I bet you stay up past your bedtime.
>>29296764
Take a shower Finkelstein, I need soap.
>Why did the woman cry?
BECAUSE SHE WAS A WOMAN.
>What's the difference betwen a roastie and a normal woman?
NOTHING!
>How do find out if a woman is likely to betray you?
Check her pulse.
>Whats the difference between a parasite and a woman?
The parasite stops leeching off you when you die.
What's the difference between a black father and a white father?
The black father is smart enough to get away.
>>29296710
kys fgt
>WHY DID THE BEAR NOT BRUSH IS TEETH?
>BECAUSE HE'S A GUMMY BEAR!
>>29296710
>because it said "toll road"
It's a shame Steve Irwin wasn't wearing sunscreen. Would have protected him from harmful rays.
Posting comedic gold
>>29297106
When viewed through multiple layers of irony, it is funny.
>how do you get 1000 babies into a phonebox?
>a blender
>how do you get them out again
>a straw
>a muslim walks into a gay bar
>"shots for everyone, on me"
>>29297106
Fuck, they don't even have punchlines.
>Hey, do you know what happened to the guy that shot himself?
>He died!
That's not even a fucking joke.
>>29296710
So cringy...............
>>29298026
God-tier punchline
