Founded in 1953, Burger King was built on the principle of serving hot and delicious food at a reasonable price. 63 years later, nothing has changed and Burger King still continues to be the industry leader in great food.
>be me
>a highly intelligent robot who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
do you, like, just go around posting fast food propaganda?
You don't like Burger King?
>>26979935
> They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Having studied in a black-majority city for a while, that's a lie.
my favorite fast food for sure
REEEE GET OUT SHILL!! I DONT HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR YOUR SHIT FOOD UNLESS YOU GIVE IT FOR FREE!! REEESeriously, fuck off.
>>26979935
Nice try Burger King lead advertising.
>>26979935
Nice trybut everyone knows that Little Ceaser's Hot and Ready pizza is the way to go
>>26980128
This.
Get it for free.
FREE!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>burgerking has the best burgers
>macdonalds has the best fries
imagine if they combined
>>26979935
I do like Big Macs, but Burger King is my preferred fast food burger establishment for overall quality/experience.
That being said, if I'm going to get fast food, I'd probably get fried chicken: KFC or if I'm feeling frisky and want to ogle a negress I head to Popeyes.
>>26980165
little caesers pizza fucking sucks. it's so bland. it's like cardboard with sauce and cheese. i get sick of it so quickly
crazy bread, on the other hand, is fucking delicious
>>26980165
Not gonna lie I'm cheap as fuck so being able to buy a WHOLE pizza for about $6.50 (That's tax included) is a godsend.
Chicken fingers then Subway then BK. Wonder what's next
>>26980230
You'd get a shitburger with a side of curly shit
The purpose of this propaganda, I believe, is to "ironically" post propaganda, just to "normalize" the discussion / arguing about brand name products.
It's probably not even Burger King, because this could negatively influence their sales. It could be any corporate entity that wants the goy to start talking about fast food, and taking sides.
Sociological propaganda is harder to detect (be wary of anything related to race, family, and gender identity), but mainstream corporate propaganda is EASY to see.
NEVER give companies free advertising. NEVER NEVER NEVER
Fuck them. You don't owe them a god damned penny or a second of your time. When you give them 3$ for their overpriced, unhealthy food, that is more than you already should be giving them. Don't give them ANYTHING else.
>>26980230
Add some wendys frostys to that, and youre im heaven familio
>>26979935
>They don't let black people touch your food
The closest ones by me are all black workers. And I live in a pretty good neighborhood.
>>26980230
Burger King fries USED TO BE the same style as McDonalds fries. Then they changed to "real fries" and became shit. McDonalds fries are so good because they arent real fries---they're just batter/breading or something filled with mashed potatoes.
>>26980230
>McDonalds best fries.
>Not Checkers or Arbys.
U dun goofed
I just wanted to say in this thread: Fuck Elevation burger.
I bought a double cheeseburger, a small fry, and a drink there, and it cost like 15 dollars. Everything was fucking tiny, and while the burger was tasty enough, it wasn't anything special.
Fuck hippies; they ruin everything, especially burgers.
>implying arbys sandwiches don't make for the best fast food to shill for
I don't normally eat fast food because its usually just cheaper to bring my own lunch to work but arbys has always been my favorite place to splurge
>order a meat mountain
>request them to warm it up
>ask for a cup of au jus sauce
>dem curly fries
>????
>cum buckets
>>26980312
>2016
>being this pissed off about 4chan
Kill yourself.
>>26980312
damn, I didn't even consider the op might have an ulterior motive, I just assumed they were an unfunny shitposter
nice analysis
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>>26980312
jesus christ man, be easy
>>26980230
Mcdonald's fries literally get drowned in fucking salt. The fuck's wrong with you?
>>26979935
I think Wendys is better
Burger King gave me FOOD POISONING. That was the last time I ordered there.
Wendy's has higher quality food.
>>26980471
This, have you ever seen them salt the fries at McDonald's? They have a a special type of cup with large holes in it which dumps TONS of fucking salt all over the fries.
>>26979935
Now, that's what I call shilling!
>>26980500
>>26980471
>implying that isn't exactly what makes them delicious
>>26980165
I'm hot and ready for that pizza.
>>26980499
I could live off Baconators, at least until I die from cardiac arrest.
MOTHERFUCKING BACONATORS MAKE ME ORGASM EVERYTIME, I just wish they weren't so fucking expensive, that or I wish I was rich as fuck and could buy as many as I want.
> ctrl + f
> Carl's Jr
> 0 results
> Hardee's
> 0 results
Y'all done fucked up.
>>26980383
>>26980443
Okay, maybe I going a little overboard on the hatred.
>>26980388
The US propaganda machine never stopped after WWII. It's just evolved into this unbelievably huge shadow industry.
Governments and corporations are watching the populace. They are conspiring to influence and control our attention, discourse, and way of thinking.
Everyone says "Oh propaganda doesn't have any effect on me." But they're thinking of child's play 1940's "propaganda." Propaganda today is on a completely different level. It's so advanced people don't even realize its propaganda. None are so enslaved as those who believe they are free, ect ect
That does /r9k/ think about our lord and savior TACO BELL?
I honestly tried the Quesalupa and it wasshit
I gave it a6/10 it was disappointing, I was disappointed with it
>>26980165
Let's be honest here. Level with me.
The Hot and Ready Pizza is rather mediocre, but the Deep Deep Dish is fucking godlike. That's my biggest complaint- if I order a Deep Deep Dish I have to wait (which is against the entire philosophy of Little Caesars) but if I order a Hot and Ready it's just a mediocre shell of a pizza.
>>26980554
I think you need to go back to >>>/x/
>>26980165
>tfw they finally bring back the bacon wrapped pizza
>the only fucking little Caesars is like 20 miles away and I dont have a car
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT MY BACON WRAPPED GREASY FAT FOOD WHY CANT I JUST FUCKING HAVE ITI just made myself sound a lot fatter than I really am
Taco bell is the only way to go for fast food.
>>26980583
If you aren't obese or overweight then you don't belong on /r9k/ you fucking NORMIE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously though I'm a fat fuck that eats a lot of fast food so, yeah.
>>26980230
But that's wrong. Either chick-fil-a or arbys have the best fries.
>>26980165
>>26980342
>>26980255
Brit here, what the fuck is little ceaser's, checkers arbys and popeye? All we have here are burger king mcdonalds and kfc and we used to have wendy's but it disappeared. I've heard about burger shot, cluckin bell and up n atom but you have four more? What the fuck is wrong with you america?
>>26980606
You're goddamn right
ADSFASDFAFAFAS (Fuck the robot)
>>26980554
everything you just said was copied from some buy-my-product fear mongering video/page. there's a lot of money in advertising and market research, but 1. they still fuck up a lot with social media and it's not "advanced" at all, and 2. you're a fucking clown who probably misses the irony of what he believes
>>26980633
>britbong dumb enough to think that video game chains exist in real life
more at 11
>>26980633
>Little Caesars
Inexpensive pizza that doesn't take long to get
>arbys
Mostly roast beef sandwiches and deli style fast food
>popeye
kfc, but actually good
>>26980633
>All we have here are burger king mcdonalds and kfc
What the fuck is wrong with you, britain?
>>26980610
I am overweight, just not as much as I made myself seem like
>tfw dadbod
Bump
AZDGZSDGSDG (Fuck the robot)
>>26979935
>Burger King
when there is carls jr in your town
>>26980165
ayyyyy
heres a rare pepe, you've erned it
>>26980633
>Britain is too incompetent to invent its own fastfood restaurants
Lol figures. Why don't you go grab another Kebab from the towelhead around the corner?
I like whichever food ads I see the most.
It just makes sense to buy that product.
>>26980633
Little Caesars used to be known for their "hot and ready pizza" because they always had and still always have large cheese and pepperoni pizzas available in a warmer, however, as of recent they've added some new menu options like the deep dish pizzas that you do have to wait a bit for. The new options have made their food and their brand a bit less subpar
Arbys is known for roast beef sandwiches, however they serve cold cut sandwiches as well. Kind of like a cheap fast food deli. Theyre food is pretty fattening but its not bad at all, however I've heard different reviews about certain restaurants so I guess it all depends where you go
Popeye's is what >>26980693 said, also known for their spice breaded chicken. Its good fucking food but a bit more expensive than kfc
burger king and taco bell are the best fast food places
burger king #1 -whopper fries and dr.pepper
taco bell #4 two tacos mexican pizza and mountain dew jaja blast
>>26980679
They're not real? They seemed pretty realistic. But I swear I've heard of an american restaurant ending in bell? Is that not cluckin bell?
>>26980693
If they are so good why aren't they in europe?
>>26980698
I'm serious they are the only three in britain furthermore kfc is kind of on the ropes and burger king has never really had a huge presence, it's mcdonalds that completely dominates the country. I only knew america had even more after playing GTA but apparently they were fake.
>>26979935
Total advertisement but I agree Burger King is the best of the 3 fast food giants
>>26980907
>If they are so good why aren't they in europe?
Because nobody cares about pakis
>>26980921
Taco Bell is way better than McDonald's and Burger King, at least in my opinion.
>>26980679
Forgive me, last time I went to America was in 1998 and I only saw Wendys which we already had in britain at the time
>>26980907
Taco Bell?
I mean c'mon, one is a KFC knock-off and the other is a real life "Mexican" food joint.
>>26980633
>I've heard about burger shot, cluckin bell and up n atom
>amerifats will never know the joys of hesburger
lol
>>26980833
We have pizza hut, didn't mention it because it isn't really considered fast food hare more of a restaurant because waiting times are long. Fast pizza, that's new to me.
>>26980563
Mexico here.
That's heresy.
>>26980957
Enjoy your anal fire
>>26981028
That "burger" looks like it's dying
>>26981012
goddammit stop laughing at me i dont live in your country i dont know. If they made a game with a fake fish and chip shop you would believe it
>>26980581
I think you need to stop being a passive aggressive normie shitstain
>>26981060
Do you know how to poo in the loo pajeet?
>>26981041
PIzza Pizza, Dominos, Papa Johns, Boston Pizza, Topper's Pizza, Little Caesars... Wow, I can't actually think of that many pizza chains. Americans, help me out here.
>>26981054
Enjoy your shit taste
ADSFASFASDF (Once again fuck the robot, can't type anything without it being "unoriginal")
>>26981041
TFW you will never get to enjoy another birthday at Pizza Hut.
>>26980663
>everything you just said was copied from some buy-my-product fear mongering video/page.
You're just making knee jerk opinions about things you really don't know anything about.
>X subject has a bad reputation on the grapevine, therefore I know at first glance, without any real reading at all, that X is Y
"No direct propaganda can be effective without pre-propaganda, which, without direct or noticeable aggression, is limited to creating ambiguities, reducing prejudices, and spreading images, apparently without purpose. The spectator will be much more disposed to believe in the grandeur of France when he has seen a dozen films on French petroleum, railroads, or jetliners. The ground must be sociologically prepared before one can proceed to direct prompting. Sociological propaganda can be compared to plowing, direct propaganda to sowing; you cannot do one without doing the other first. Both techniques must be used... We must not think that a man ceases to follow the line [of propaganda] when there is a sharp turn. He continues to follow it because he is caught up in the system. Of course, he notices the change that has taken place, and he is surprised. He may even be tempted to resist, as the Communists were at the time of the German-Soviet pact. But will he then engage in a sustained effort to resist propaganda? Will he disavow his past actions? Will he break with the environment in which the propaganda is active? Will he stop reading a particular newspaper?
1/2
I go to burger King a lot but only because it's the only thing on my way home.
>>26981168
Wow, you're a fucking gay ass nigger faggot
>>26981168
2/2
Such breaks are too painful; faced with them, the individual, feeling that the change in line is not an attack on his real self, prefers to retain his habits. Immediately thereafter, he will hear the new truth reassessed a hundred times, he will find it explained and proved, and he does not have the strength to fight against it each day on the basis of yesterday's truth. He does not even become fully involved in this battle. Propaganda continues its assault without an instant's respite; his resistance is fragmentary and sporadic. He is caught up in professional tasks and personal preoccupations, and each time he emerges from them he hears and sees the new truth proclaimed. The steadiness of the propaganda prevails over his sporadic attention and makes him follow all the turns from the time he has begun to eat of this bread.
That is why one cannot really speak of propaganda in connection with an election campaign that lasts only two weeks[...] None of the great techniques of propaganda can be effective in two weeks[...]"
-Jaques Ellul, Propaganda (1965)
Nineteen Sixty Five
Here is a great study of corporate propaganda, on the basis of leaked internal documents that describe, in detail, how one particular kind of propaganda is done.
Skip to 14:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4to2f4L5MU
aye can someone spare some (you)'s?
>>26981212
Thank you for that enlightening content, normie
No, Anon No. 26981245, I cannot.
Better luck next time.
>>26981107
Taco bell isn't even real mexican food
But i do like doritos locos tacos because autism
>>26980794
This is the only native fast food chain that I've ever seen in this country and even so it's extremely rare. I actually only found out about it last year during a trip to Manchester.
>>26980346
Yes, an organic/free range product incurs greater costs than mass factory farmed shit.
Or did you not expect this? Are you somehow brain-damaged?
>>26981350
Is it any good? Most Brit Bros I know prefer the local chip shop around the corner.
>>26980312
>>26980312
>being this autistic
did you really think anyone is taking this shitposter seriously?
shiggydiggy m8
What do robots think of pic related?
I found it cheap and filling.
>>26981496
No idea, never tried it.
>>26981517
omg another one, how are so many fast food chains profiting in just one country? Don't you ever get sick of burgers?
>>26980165
>tfw remember getting high as fuck in high school and driving to little caesar's for some god-tier cheap pizza
Good times, man.
>>26981517
Chicken Rings are pretty awesome. Check them out!
>>26979935
I just made a burger King clone burger today it was spot on, couldn't tell the difference
Official Fast Food Ranking:
1. Chikfila (delicious gay-hating chicken)
2. Burger King (whopper and fries)
3. Wendys (baconator and value)
4. Good Times (whole menu)
4.5 Carls Jr (gourmet burgs)
5. McDonald's (comfy breaky and fries)
6. Jack in Box (dank breaky all day)
7. Popeyes (chicken and biscuits)
7.5 KFC (overrated)
8. Taco Bell (garbage)
9. Del Taco (less than garbage)
10. Dairy Queen (cant ruin chicken strips)
11. Sonic ( food sucks, drinks r gud)
12. Long John Silvers (gross)
13. Taco Johns (msg potatoes r ok)
>>26981687
>1. Chikfila
This is the only fast food chain you can shill (for free) for.
You shouldn't even mention anybody else unless they're paying you
Check out my NEET order. Ever since the 1.49 nugget special started I can get a meal for two (me and my 5yo bro) for $10 flat.
>>26981687
>Taco Bell
>Garbage
What's it like living with shit taste you poor bastard.
>>26979935
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>>26981747
>Worst photography skills I've ever seen
>Used a potato for a camera
>>26981687
Long John silvers got some good ass chicken man.
>>26981795
It was in burst mode, from a Sharp Aquos Crystal (yes, the Sprint Prepaid)
Want me get my bridge camera and take it on a display board?Not gunna habben, I'm procrastinating. I should be studying.
>>26981776
This. I'm telling you now. Taco Bell Breakfast is going to change the fucking world. The Breakfast Crunchwrap is fucking delicious.
OP here. I want to thank all of you who participated in this thread. Because it received over 100 replies, I will receive 900 dollars from Burger King of America.
I will post something later in the week to discuss how IHOP has changed the face of American Breakfast.
>>26980520
Salt isn't sugar dumbass,it does not taste good in excess.
>>26980621
Yea, if they actually cooked the fuck waffle fries. Fuck man shits like raw half the time
To bad BK sucks
>>26980563
Taco Maker is better.
I live in New Haven..
There's only black people at all those places..
Taco bueno is the absolute worst
>no car
>no food
>$68.35 in my bank
>want fast food
>closest fast food is 45 minute bus away
>i won't be comfy eating there and if i wait to get home until i eat it will be cold
life is to suffer
>>26982551
>not liking the half-raw taste
absolute fry pleb
>>26982639
Fuck off. I order my fries well done when ever I got to an actual restaurant.
I never understood the appeal of fast food. It doesn't taste that good, it just sits in your stomach and feels gross afterwards and everyone knows its terrible for your system.
>>26981776
I wouldn't know,I don't eat diarrhea with spice in it like some less educated people around here.
