ITT: share your deep dark secret that you would never tell anyoneWhen nobody is home I put on thigh socks and anally masturbate
I only poop once a week and it's always incredibly painful.
>turned 18
>desperate virgin handholdless kissless loser
>try craigslist
>it's only fat gay guys around me
>still the closest thing to intimacy I experienced
>think about it and get suicidal
I hooked up with a passing tranny on Tinder and I regret it
I cum in socks, once they're somewhat dry, I'll rub them out, so they're smooth again when I put my willy inside. That way I can reuse the sock anywhere from 3-5 times before tossing the sock.
I love panties and bras.
No idea why, but it just turns me on so fucking much (both on me, men and women).
I usually tend to furiously masturbate when I put them on. Good fucking god I love it.
>>26982038
I browse 4chan and get much pleasure from it. I feel ashamed, because the pleasure is tainted with dirt and guilt.
>>26982148
>>26982038
I love panties, I love thigh socks, I love tight clothing in general. Something about the way it hugs your body tightly is so great and comfortable.
I slept in the same bed as my mother until I was 14
>>26982085
go to a fucking doctor
you are female right?
>>26982117
You got the D in your bum?
>>26982184
There's something about how tight, intimate and revealing it is that turns me on like nothing else.
I also sometimes wear them while I'm in public.
>>26982198
I'm male. I eat lots of fiber, I drink water, I take vitamins, but I just can't poop on a frequent basis. The doctor said it's not great, but as long as I'm able to pass them without bleeding or tearing, then it shouldn't be too much of a worry.
It hurts like hell though. My butthole is raw for like a day after.
>>26982222
I once wore them in public, thinking it would be exciting and risque.
It wasn't. It was the most anxious day ever. I kept fearing some freak accident was going to happen that would render me pantsless and have everyone see that I'm wearing cute pink panties.
I cum on a certain sexy picture of a genderswapped Undertale character every day, take a picture of it, and arrange the pictures day-to-day in a folder.
Imagine a world where your secret likes were the normal stuff you could casually talk about, and what we now consider normal would be the taboos.
>>26982254
That's a garbage doctor. Go to a specialist.
>edging my shits when they're kind of hard because it feels good
>look at the craiglist missed connections to see if I recognize any of them
>had suicidal urges after buying a ticket to a concert in a city because I'd probably be staying overnight in a hotel room in a skyscraper by myself
>>26982358
>>edging my shits when they're kind of hard because it feels good
You would probably really like anal stimulation.
>>26982295
I don't believe you, show some proof.
>>26982323
>"What the fuck did you just say? No way, are you telling me anon went to the store last week?"
>"I know right, what the fuck! Just uh...you didn't hear it from me"
>"Yeah, wow, imagine having to hide that for all those years. I bet he's addicted. The poor bastard needs some help"
>"Agreed"
While in Europe, I had an affair with an older gypsy woman which resulted in a kid. No one in my life knows but I still try to send support.
>>26982518
Literal vaginal jew, nice bruh
>>26982038
Do you pass or are you just one of those fat sissies?
>>26982381
Here's my collage of the last few days
>>26982604
>march
How long have you kept this up?
I've known my life has been a pointless march to the end for 8 years now. Once my parents are gone I'm going to kill myself, since I know my death won't hurt anyone. In the meantime, I go to a shitty degree mill and just keep going.
>>26982630
9th of February precisely.
>>26982630
That's nothing. Come back when you get close to breaking double digits.
I fap to little kids.
>>26982379
Probably, the bathroom thing is the closest I've ever been to being sexually active.
>>26982379
Not that anon, but I decided I'd finally give it a try.
Bought some prostate massager. I don't know what the fuck some people see in this. I made sure I was clean, did stretching before, used a shit ton of lube...and even then it was just too fucking painful.
I guess butt stuff just isn't for everyone
>>26982654
on a screen or a printed page?
How do you afford ink?
>>26982719
You have to learn to enjoy the pain.
I secretly want to be a feminine trap but know I would never pass.
>>26982735
A screen. I cover it with clingwrap and then save the clingwrap in containers in case I want to view an older attempt.
>I'm a 6'3, muscular, hairy hyper masculine man.I want nothing more than to be a small raven haired little loli
>>26982785
>then save the clingwrap in containers
I didn't start masturbating til 17, I felt really uncomfortable pulling the skin back
>>26982085
might have too much anxiety/depression.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1383268/
>>26982591
man for all you know he could be a hairy man and just get off to that
>>26982846
I accidentally discovered masturbation at age 16, by humping a bed while wearing my mom's panties.
Before that, i used to think i was sterile.
>>26982137
>thinking 3-5 times on a sock is even close to being bad at all
Anon pls...
>>26982865
Well damnit. Those aren't easily going away.
>>26982281
This is how I felt when I shaved my legs. Feels nice at home alone but not out and about.
>>26982038
>jacked off with my step mom's bra and panties on my face and her vibrator on my balls
I still feel dirty to this day
>>26982038
i have created a second world inside my head. basically next fucking level escapism, i have a bunch of anime songs and pics i use to help me visualize as well.
it is easily the most autistic hobby i have and if anyone irl found out i would literally kill myself on the spot
>>26982038
I jacked off on several sleeping women.
>>26983129
pls elaborate. Do you draw these pictures and write these songs?
>>26982604
>current year
>asspies like this are still allowed to exist
>>26983085
>shave my legs out of curiosity
>love the smooth feeling
>start growing stubble
>wearing long pants
>mfw the itch
JESUS CHRIST
>>26983251
God do I know this feel
Never shaving my legs again, unless I get a bf that wants me too of course then I would probably put up with it
I discovered that I could pull back the skin at the age of 22
I sliced my wrists so badly I had to go to the hospital for a couple of days. I wasn't going to school at the time, so no one noticed I was gone.
>>26983200
no, i torrent the soundtracks from anime that i liked and also spend hours surfing through anime pic sites looking for images that match my tastes.
if i accidentally find a good song from the soundtrack i will use it to help visualize the tone for something that's happening, and when i save the pics i use them to visualize the characters as i'm listening to the songs.
>married a girl when she was 14
>Dark, under no circumstances should anyone in real life know this
Masturbating to 3d and realistic loli pics
Masturbating to dead women
>fairly dark, I don't want people to know these things, but it wouldn't be as bad as dark tier
Dressing like a little girl
Wearing diapers
Licking public toilets (also drunk piss from a toilet as well as stuffed a woman's snot covered tissue in my mouth)
formicophilia
Shitting, pissing and puking on myself once a week.
>Sorta dark
Public masturbation
Taking women's soles from their shoes and licking/sniffing/masturbating with them (you can imagine how much I love the summer)
>>26983356
That kinda sounds like you are making slideshow music videos. That's not that autistic you should keep doing it and work on it. Maybe you could make music videos for a living someday
I have a small collection I keep hidden of empty shampoo bottles or any smooth, hard plastic bottles of varying thickness to use as anal dildos. I also use natural olive oil for lube. I don't do it often 2bh though. It's a lot of prep work and clean up. Although recently I found a smaller bottle that's not as big as the ones I typically use so I can cram that in my ass pretty fast just with some spit and it's just the right size.
>>26983397
>Shitting, pissing and puking on myself once a week.
>>26983418
Anon you should really buy a dildo. Plastic is not good to be put inside of you.
>>26983397
>Shitting, pissing and puking on myself once a week.
All at once?
>>26983397
Do you worry about the damage you'll do to your teeth with inducing vomiting that much
>>26983397
>licking public toilets
Enjoy your e-coli related death.
Im in love with my immediate boss
She's not amazing looking, but when you work with a person 6 days a week in a job that involves a lot of touching i think its natural that some attraction would occur. This would be fine, and i could ignore it, if only the feelings were one sided. She's married and im not about to cut another mans grass though
Feels good to get that off my chest
>>26982038
I still visit teen chatrooms and pose as an underage girl so all the older guys, like 20 years and older, talk to me and want to have e-sex and whatever.
>>26983522
My boss's wife is incredibly hot, and every time I work with her, I just stare at her ass.
I'm in love with my cousin. She's the only girl I've ever gotten close to. And she's really nice to me.
>>26982038
I just failed my psychology class because I was too busy lurking here and /a/ all month. I have zero self control.
>>26983434
I don't wear any clothes while I do it.
>>26983457
I try to do it.
It's usually something like
>Shit first
>Piss second
>Puke third
On the day or the day before is filled with eating fibers, spicy food, cherry peppers, bananas and apple juice.
>>26983495
Yes, I had a tooth cavity before and it was hell, and I don't want a new one so I'm not going to be doing this forever.
>>26982195
yeah same, it was for her though I don't think it really affected my development
>>26983591
Do you lay out a tarp or something? How do you not make a huge mess?
>>26983618
That's really sad. Did your dad leave her?
>>26983620
I don't bother with cleaning until the next day, the whole point is to be filthy, disgusting and fetishy.
Clean up is usually dealt with by bleach spray bottles, mop, wash clothes and pinesol.
I wish I could build up courage to go fap naked in a dumpster.
>>26983679
Do you finger your throat to induce vomiting?
>>26983634
yeah they've been divorced since I can remember but I have a good relationship with both of them.
>>26983731
Same here but my mom cheated on my dad.
I've been depressed forever and have never masturbated. I'll look at porn every week or so but I'm too distracted by my sadness to even try. I have had three wet dreams my entire life and I think my body gave up on having me pass my genes on. I lie to normies and everyone about this, and I'd kill myself if I knew that I wouldn't hurt anyone in the process.
>inb4 no fap for life
I'm outwardly a normie and by this board's standards a Chad, but in reality I have robot opinions and truly lack morals. I know this always gets reactions of "edgelord" or whatever, but I'm old enough to say that it's not a phase (25) and I actually, truly don't feel morality or a conscience at all.
>>26983397
>Taking women's soles from their shoes and licking/sniffing/masturbating with them
Damn your lightest shit is my darkest
>>26983717
Yes.
>>26983805
You should be "grooming" her if sex is your intention.
>>26983784
You're literally a sociopath then if not baiting. It's actually more common than you'd think
>>26982038
>had anal sex with another boy when i was 8 or 9. I think it fucked my head permantly.
>any other robots know this feel?
>>26983805
>just waiting for her to show interest in me.
She will not. Stop.
See a therapist. Deadly serious. If you care about her, you don't want to risk jeopardizing your relationship.
>>26983828
Fuck off, don't listen to this guy.
DO NOT ruin your relationship with your sister because you want to bust a nut. You will regret it FOREVER.
>>26983841
No, but I kissed a boy when I was 7 or so.
>>26982195
Me too, scared of the world man
>>26983843
I'm just saying what other pedos do, I'm assuming she's >9 years old and that his sister already trusts him.
I've been having these fantasies of killing. Usually hacking someone up with a machete, or beating them with my fists.
I don't know what it is. I don't derive pleasure from suffering. I feel empathy for others. Maybe it's just the thrill of the hunt.
when I was like 6 or 7 I once saw a porno and reenacted it on my mom when she was passed out form too much drinking, she used to be an alcoholic, but yeah as a kid I fucked my mom and am pretty sure its why i have a very strong mom fetish today, she never found out or learned nor had my dad who was on deployment at the time, and I did it more then once to my mom, think at least 10 times, and thinking of it now gives me a rock hard boner and I hate it, because thats my mom
>>26983840
Yeah I know. I'm not a full sociopath though because I do feel empathy sometimes
>>26983886
>the thrill of the hunt.
Man the Hirogen was such a lame species on Voyager.
>>26983882
And I'm just saying he shouldn't be grooming his sister for sex. Christ sake.
This is not a moralfaggotry matter, this is a matter of the fact that his sister 99.99% does not feel the same way and will never trust him again or look at him the same once she finds out he has these desires. Don't burn bridges with your siblings, you'll regret it until you die.
Recently I've been thinking it would be nice to be a cute girl, even going so far as to imagine myself dressed as a trap. I mean I have the body for it, I'm less than 130 lbs at 6'0. I was browsing skirts and thigh highs the other day... I think I need to stop coming here.
>>26983896
God damn. Thats fucking wild.
>>26983929
It's not this place that makes you have these feelings. You're here because you have those feelings and can share them anonymously.
>>26983841
I did gay shit when I was in like 7th grade. If that's your worst secret you've got a good life mate, I tell that story at parties
>>26983841
me and my best friend in kindergarten took turns blowing each other when we were 5 and I ended up being a huge creep
>>26982038>my oneitis is a lesbian
I'm so fucked.
>I made cat ears out of sparkly white fabric I found in the burn pile, drew whiskers on me, and masturbated furiously, burning the cat ears immediately afterwards, all within the span of three hours
>I tried having sex, and then raping, my dogfive times
>I might be attracted to men
I especially don't want anybody finding out that last one. Even though I have been attracted to some men, I don't think I would actually fuck one in real life, I haven't been romantically attracted to any men, the men I am attracted to are usually extremely feminine, anyway, and most importantly, my mom is disgusted by LGBTQSMHFMLFAMQWERTY(ect.)
Everything is simpler if I just identify as straight.
>>26982038
Where do you get the thigh-highs?
>>26983948
Talk to a priest in a confession box.
>>26983967
WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND
BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOOOD
PINK TRIANGLE ON HER SLEEVE
LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH
LET ME KNOW THE TRUUUUTH
>>26983970
bro, raping your dog is WAY more fucked up than being gay.
>>26983841
Yeah, I was the kid that got buttfucked.
I was seven years old, however.
Take away from that what you will.
>>26982195
I did too. Always ashamed of it. Why the fuck did she do that?
I almost failed high school
>>26983822
Well my idea of dark is really relative.
Like on time I drowned a possum and I got a boner while doing it, but I don't really consider it dark because people kill vermin all the time.
I fucked my dad once. Well, it was one sided since he wasn't really coherent.
my panty fetish is off the charts. Just looking at panties gets me hard, underwear models are gods gift. I browse websites for cute panties, bras, and lingerie. Something about how only women wear them, or they're just so cute and tight. I have a large collection of panties, mainly thongs, I wear them under boxers, if outside, if inside I put on a skirt or yoga pants wear all day, and masturbate like I'm dying. I'm seriously considering ordering cosplay outfits to /lewd/ in
>>26983956
yeah no clue why I fucking did it, and have never told another soul, not even anonymously until now
I let an old fat man about 50 fuck me up the ass for 300$ he had a small dick so it didnt hurt, I'm not gay but needed the money, would I do it again for cash? Damn right he cummies real quick, got free weed and liquir and dinner, I'm not attracted to men at all it makes me ill but hey cash is cash
>>26983805
Go on dates with her (take her to dinner) and buy her things. Don't listen to the trolls. Call her "safe" pet names, like "my favorite little sister". If you haven't seen her for a while, call her and have a long talk on the phone.
>>26984074
>Don't listen to the trolls.
Fuck OFF.
>>26984010
>people actually believe this
The world's fucked.
>>26984048
So your telling me he didnt wake up after sticking ya penis meat in his anus? Thats gay as fuck too
>>26984039
That's so fucked up, you're a killer!
I went out with a guy from work, as friends, to grab drinks about 10 years ago. We got drunk, smoked crack and sucked each other's dicks. I haven't done either of the latter two since, not sure what went on that night. Maybe I'm a faggot,
I once destroyed the sand castle of someone else. It was too beautiful.
>>26984010
Well, I never actually raped herbecause that damned vagina was really hard to find. The most I ever did was have her lick peanut butter off my dick, and only then would I try and find the hole. I'm glad now that I couldn't find it.
>being gay
I'm not gay. I'm almost exclusively attracted to women. I just like some men sometimes.
I have an eating disorder that gets exacerbated when I'm bored and not in school and have way too many hours of spare time and insomnia.
So recently what I'll do is run to 7/11 at like 3 am and buy like $30 worth of candy and chew on it and spit it back out into cups while listening to the radio in my car.
>>26984094
For the record I'm drunk and have been responding to all of the posts I deem fucked up enough to keep the thread moving.
>>26982195
I'm 32 and still sleep in the same bed as my mom. Usually fall asleep with my head on her pussy.
>>26983841
I touched my friend's penis whenwe were both 17.
He was annoying af and we haven't talked in years. I didn't even find him attractive. I want to touchmybest friend's penis, though.
>>26982038
I was part of a challenge comunity and did all kinds of retarded stuff on video to show off, keep in mind, I was just 14
>>26984122
>I just like some men sometimes.
you're slightly Bi then. Even less shameful than being gay. Don't worry about it.
Not gonna lie I had my dog lick peanut butter off my dick once too. It wasn't very enjoyable though so I stopped.
>>26984101
He got blackout drunk at a celebration. I'm surprised he managed to get hard and cum though it did take awhile. Maybe he wasn't completely unconscious but he didn't seem to recall anything or act any differently after it happened.
I used to analy masturbate. I worked up the courage and saves some cash to buy a dildo, used it everyday. but I came home one day to find my mom doing laundry, she made the comment "those things are for girls and you shouldn't take my stuff"
>mfw she found my dildo
>mfw she threw it away
>mfw she thought it was hers
It happens last week lads, it's already been this hard to get through I'm not sure I can last
>>26982195age 10+ (until we moved) I forced my mom the sleep on a shitty floor matress in the living room because I wanted the bed to myselfIn retrospect that was a really dumb thing to do because holy shit sleeping next to the computer is the best
> I have horrible fantasies about women in diapers, especially when they use them
> I find it harder and harder to feel like I'm connected to reality- everything feels so fake and time feels like an illusion.
That's it really. Ask any questions if you'd like.
>>26982604
When I was cutting, I would cum on a page, mix it with my blood, and make pictures with them. I would show them, but my psychiatrist made me throw them out.
Not that horrible probably not my worst secret either but the first one I thought of.
I drank my parents' 20 year old wine bottle from their wedding because I was desperate to get drunk.
Didn't even get drunk though. I threw the bottle out in the woods behind the house.
>>26984162
Hang on so you took your dads dick in the ass?
>>26984171
Your mom hot at least? Start doing cummies on her dildos
>>26982195
Somewhat similar experience. Mother read fiction books to me until I was 17. Moved out of same bed at 10 tho.
>>26984171
>mfw she thought it was hers
what? how does this even happen?
>>26984214
>desperate to get drunk
pathetic
posted my dick on /b/
>>26984147
What is a challenge community?
sent dickpic to an ugly landwhale
>>26984281
Special ed. class
>>26984281
it was not like a challenge community, just a forsaken social media being used for stupid stuff
I had no sexual eduation whatsoever. So I thought that peeing was ejaclation. I was pissing in my socks until I was 13, believing that I was masturbating.
I even took a sample and put it under a microscope. I couldn't understand why there were just crystals in there and no sperm. So I figured that I wasn't producing sperm yet.
>>26984289
Thats not bad at all, I sent a dick pic to my brother on accident when I was drunk as fuck, he never mentioned it though kek
>don't worry about it
I know, but like I said, it's just simpler if I go by straight. No point in telling people I'm slightly biespecially in this town of Angry Baptist, USA, especially when I just barely like some guys.
>it wasn't very enjoyable so I stopped
Oh yeah, it really sucks. I just tried to convince myself every single time that it sure was great, but it wasn't. A dog licking peanut butter off of a dick you are struggling to maintain hardness long enough for the dog to lick all the peanut butter off is more work than it's worth, especially when peanut butter gets other places and then she just skips the dick entirely.
>>26984217
No, pussy. Not original.
>>26984188
Would you suck off a robot? Or let yim pound you?
>>26982195
try 19
>>26984311
I felt really dirty for doing that
>>26982195
this, but because she's a hoarder who ruined my bedroom for a chunk of my life
from 14-15 until 18 I slept on the couch because of all the shit she put in my room and wouldn't let me get rid of
Now her room is totally unlivable and she's been sleeping on the couch since 2012.
pic related, her current bedroom and basically what mine looked like until I finally told her to cut the shit and take all of her garbage back
sorry the picture sucks, there's nowhere to stand and get a full view
>>26982195
Any lewd things happen with Mommy?
>>26984316
No fucking way, post proof or timestamp this has to be B8
I was a sociopath with serious narcissistic qualities up until last summer. There was just a long list of symptoms, like how I just never felt any form of empathy for years, I took pride in breaking people, I would spend an hour total a day looking at myself in the mirror, all of my social interactions were games in which I tried to get the best result. My absolutely lowest point was when I masturbated over a video in which there was a number of dogs being put down violently. The sensation of complete power over another being made me rock hard.
I realized how bad it was when I got high and just collapsed on my bed for 24 hours, filled with regret. I had to relearn empathy and treating people right. Theres absolutely no doubt in my mind that I could have turned out like Patrick Bateman if I didn't snap out of it.
>>26982254
Dude try an Elimination diet
cut the dairy and acidic foods
drink more herbal tea
I shoved vitamin D tablets down my urethraOh my god, I've never made the joke until now
>>26984341
Literally can't see anything in this picture
>>26984341
You ever thought about hate fucking her for this?
>>26984352
Why would I want to post proof that people could know I fucked my dad?
When I read about dark, personal, secret stuff like in these threads I pretty much always find myself with a huge erection. I just love the idea of getting inside someone else's head and seeing their innermost thoughts and secrets.
>>26982085
I have the same problem, except it's not painful.
>>26982038
I watch people smoking weed on youtube
I used to cry thinking about my oneitis
>>26984385
Basically the floor is coating in clothes and dvd cases and all sorts of shit.
The right side was the top of the bed, covering in books and clothes and crafting stamps and shit. Also the christmas tree which she dumped there instead of carrying it 20ft to the garage.
>>26984324
I'd rather not but thanks for asking
>>26983397
You're a fascinating person, anon. How the hell did you end up with that many strange fetishes?
>>26984390
Time stamp, not asking for face or name
I would 100% seriously have no problem with cannibalism in the event of a nuclear war/societal breakdown type event.
>>26984259
I don't know I'm confused myself. I think she convinced herself that I took one hers instead of buying it (her friends bought her a bunch on her last birthday)
had first kiss, french kissed, fingered, and nearly fucked/possibly fucked a girlwhen I was 8did all that with one, did everything but almost fucked with another friend of oursI understood none of it but found it pleasurable somehowI don't tell because there's no point in telling
Currently no gf and afraid of commitment, either that or I'm being truthful with myself when I say I don't want to be tied down
>>26984428
You said rather not, that means theres still a chance? Another thing if you jerked off to porn and made cummies, and found out later it was a trap would you feel gay
>>26982254
obviously not taking enough vitamins you need some magnesium son
>>26984470
I'm on the same page, I'm not going hungry fuck that
>>26984039
lmao youre the biggest fucking degenerate on all of 4chan
>>26982101
Kek don't worry
Did the same exact thing
>exchanged head with my cousin
Couldn't even get hard
>I still cut my arms like a dumb faggot
>the only thing keeping me alive are video games
>I lost 80lbs by practically starving myself
>>26984461
The strangest one I have is computer viruses.
I just sorta ended up this way, it's really easy for me to find something arousing, I can't help it.
>>26984506
That's a pretty hot thought.
>>26984484
Well, if I had to choose one of the two I'd probably suck him off. Though really neither of those things are my type.
> Another thing if you jerked off to porn and made cummies, and found out later it was a trap would you feel gay
Yeah I probably would, I'd feel betrayed and disgusted too. Unfortunately there are a considerable number of traps in the diaper scene and it isn't always clear who they are.
I did embarassing videos when I was 14, I'm terrified about them resurfacing one day and destroying my life
>>26984470
I have no issue with cannibalism now, they're already dead so who does it actually hurt? Can someone who would be completely opposed to it explain to me why you feel that way?
As long as no one is hurt, I find pedophilia to be a non issue, if CP is proven to be "self shots" or made in a non abusive, rape or hurtful way I don't see a problem with it either. It's none of my business what people do, but if no one is dead or in pain, why stop it?
>>26984547
By cannibalism I mean killing someone specifically for food tho. They wouldn't already be dead.
I found my parents sextape when i was 15.
I fapped a lot
>>26984309
I like this one. It's a lurid example of a child's innocence and still bizarre enough to be appropriate for the thread.
My dad used to tell at me for having empathy. That really fucked me up.
>>26984534
Ya I was fapping today on this video, what I thought was a she turned out to be a he with a massive dick, when I was fapping I was just watching her bounce up and down with them tits, ya I feel fairly gay fuxk it though, you ever wear diapers?
>>26984548
hope this is a troll but responding anyways. people at this age literally cannot form their own judgement or decisions. it is also a slippery slope anon.
>>26984341
My house is still like that but extremely dirty with garbage piled up and animal shit and piss everywhere. Like a landfill. The whole property looks like shit. Going to kill myself and just leave a big fucking mess amongst the mess.
>>26984547
Hes talking about blowing someones brains out and eating them, dont eat the brains or you can get the Kuru disease
>>26984577
*yell
>>26984572
Who has the bigger dick your dad or you?
>>26984593
Nigga start uploading pictures for us, I need to see this cesspool
>>26984390
Post tits and timestamp
>>26982038
Sometimes I think about my girlfriend's sister for the rare times during sex that she cums before I do and I feel bad making her still take it.
It's not that her sister is more attractive, but the thought of banging the love of my life's little sister (who is VERY attractive though) just always gets me there.
>>26984577
Tell at you? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>26984664
Then fuck her sister, what are you waiting for?
>>26984667
Yell yell yell original comment
>>26984578
No I haven't been able to wear yet, I will definitely do it though once I move away.
>>26983841
When I was that age, maybe slightly younger, my male friends and I would occasionally get naked and touch or lick each other. I don't ever remember touching each other's genitals, but I remember doing weird things like pouring salt on each other's asses and licking it.
Didn't really change my sexuality; I'm still straight. I think that's just what happens when you start watching porn at the age of 6.
I was molested and sexually abused when I was youngerI'm male
>>26982038
The internet has ruined sex for me forever.
I prefer the clean, optimal digital fantasy to the sweaty, smelly, imperfect reality.
Even if I could obtain someone desirable in real life, it just wouldn't be the same. I would grow quickly bored. There is no undoing this - you might as well be trying to un-know something you've known all along.
I grow old. Sex isn't meant for me anymore - not in public. It's something disgusting now - to be kept private, and alone. Not the first thing in life to pass. It won't be the last. I should get used to this.
All that is left is to work myself into the grave. Quickly or slowly - it doesn't matter.
>>26984667
Yell you stupid limp dicked faggot
>>26982195
Try being 23.
>>26984481
how are your spoiler tags all fucked up like that?
>>26984729
I honestly don't know what I did
>>26984692
On a scale of 1 through 10, 1 being you didnt enjoy it at all and 10 being bliss enjoyme t where would you rank your XP with this, do you enjoy benis now?
>>26982038
I think regularly about the time I was a kid and another kid said "I know you are but what am I" then I repeated myself and this went on for about an hour.
>>26984695
Start buddhist meditation.
It is a reset button for the brain.
It is as free as doing nothing ;)
>>26982195
It's a little better, but me and my dad share a room.
I have 3 beds in my room, and one day he just started sleeping in one of them and he ended up moving all his shit into my room.
I didn't mind until he started leaving piss bottles.
Several years ago, when my parents went on vacation. I stole one of my mothers dresses, proceeded to blow myself while shoving a cucumber in my as. I wish I was joking
>>26983314
how much smegma?
how was the smell?
I love the smell of smegma when fapping tbqhwy
>>26984749
I don't know if I enjoyed it
but with benis only a little
I don't like men or their bodies, maybe it is why I like trap pics sometimes
it makes me feel guilty though
but I don't know why I answer these questions because the only people that listen are fetishists
>>26984359
>Theres absolutely no doubt in my mind that I could have turned out like Patrick Bateman if I didn't snap out of it.
You're posting on an online imageboard for depressed autistic sex-deprived men, so I'm gonna guess no.
>>26984574
>>26984309
I agree, this one is special
I autistically skip around my living room when I'm home alone, thinking to myself and coming up with alternate realities.
I masturbated using one of my moms silk socks.
I can't ride a bike nor do I know how to swim, and I'm a KV btw.
I am absolutely surrounded by bitches and whores at university every day - most classes only have me and one other guy to a dozen bitches - and it's driving me insane. I'm sworn off women but it's incredibly hard to fight instinct. I REALLY want to fuck them, but I can't and won't.
>>26984808
I was just curious i have nothing better to do senpai, so prob around a 6 then?
>>26984848
Why? Did you take a vow of celibacy or something?
Also, I doubt they want to fuck you anyways.
>>26984821
I spend all day making strange noises for nobreason its fun though and addicting I think I gave myself tourrettes from doing this I cant even control it anymore, strangly one of the noises I make is REEEEEEEEE not even joking
I was raped as a 6 year oldby another fucking 6 year old who was a GIRL
>>26984850
I know but people ask horrible questions I see to sexual abused on here, and it is upsetting because people just want a wank
I don't care so much, but when I see it happen to other people I don't want to post it
anyway like I said, I don't know so you can imagine what you want
>>26984910
you're a lucky one
I really liked reading through this thread because it reminds me that I'm not alone in all my different thoughts and (regrettable) things I've done throughout my life so far
>>26982358
>missed connections
i search it a few times A DAY in case a qt is saying something about meyeah right :(
>>26984913
It is, I'm not fancying a wank though someone else might but at least you are helping them out
>>26984910
You poor thing I'm sure it was just terrible, I was molested by my female baby sitter when I was 9 or 10 and enjoyed every minute of it she was a hot thing
>>26984835
>tfw you have to complete triathlon to get pussy
>>26982038
I don't know how to successfully cross the road. I've only survived this far through sheer luck.
>>26984933
It could always be worse, you could be that guy who raped dogs or wants to eat people
paid a hooker to buy high heels for me
I have fapped to underage people on a number of occasions, from almost legal teenagers all the way down to 8 year olds. Both boys and girls. I haven't masturbated to anyone under 13 in a number of years now though. I don't even feel shame about this really, I just hope nobody I know ever finds out. It probably helps that it's not even a major fetish for me. I've fapped to older people too, I even fapped to granny porn several times.Also, in recent years I've graduated from fapping to traps and twinks, to fapping to straight up manly gay stuff. In real life, I'm not at all attracted to manly men in this way, so it's pretty weird. I always find myself checking out women when I'm out in public and men don't stand out to me. I think I might have gone full prison gay because this stuff makes up a good 80% of my porn diet.
>>26985000
I let a ugly shemale fuck me in the ass, so thats not to bad M8
One time when I was 13 my family left me home alone. So I decided to wear a tank top,my sisters yoga pants, grab some grapefruits, stuff them in my shirt, and pretended I was a girl while they were gone.
Whenever I hurt my toe or my finger, or cough too hard or do anything that causes slight to high pain, or discomfort, I say under my breath "FUCKING NORMIES," since it's their fault. I hope I'm not alone.
>>26984997
I was about to say that I didn't actually rape a dog, I just dapper to the thought of killing them, but then I remembered that I did actually rape a dog lol whoops
>>26984997
Just to clarify, I would only eat people in a civil breakdown scenario senpai
>>26982085
Mmm Dat boipussy must feel good ;)
Where u at whiteboi?
I'm a Christian now. I believe Jesus died for our sins and I believe I was saved
But sometimes I think back to when I was 13 and I tried to contact Satan and asked him to use me in whatever way he saw fit and it paralyzes me in fear to think I might have gone too far, but I think I'm forgiven
This obviously isn't that crazy, I just don't see me working it into a conversation with anybody ever
>>26985011
INB4 the fucking party van rolls up, well the good thing is lots of gay sex going on in prison
>>26985019
*fapped
>>26982195
Did until I was 13.
>>26984931
>>26984961
The thing is, I went to her house because she was me neighbor, and mom wanted me to make friends. The first thing she did was demand that we go under her bed.
Then she demanded that we kissed on the lips and she proceeded to to lie on me as we did so.
I puked later that day at the thought, but I think that's how I got my femdom fetish.
Thank God she moved out early, I wouldn't be able to look her in the eye with a straight face even today.
For the last 2 months, every single night when I try and sleep, I have to pretend that I am being held by an imaginary perfect mother. I pretend it's her bed and she was taking a nap, and that I came in and snuggled in with her. I whisper to myself "shh, it's okay, mommy's here", and other things like that. I also stack my pillows in such a way that I can feel like I'm laying my head on someone or against something, to convince myself it's real. Lately it's been harder to imagine, and I've been struggling with sleep because of that.
>>26985036
Don't worry, none of that is real.
>>26985023
FBI knock knock, its a pretty easy option, starve to death or be fat and happy until you get sick and die
>>26985060
It actually is though
It was the biggest plot twist of my life and it will be the biggwst plot twist of most people here I'm sure
>>26985059
Oh anon...That is not healthy.
>>26985094
Tell me how you became a Christian. What attitude do you have to take? I would like to be religious but I just don't believe it.
>>26985103
Really? Why not?
I know it's weird and I would be terrified if anyone I know found out, but how is it not healthy?
Back when I was very young 3 to about 8 I lived in a legit haunted house was terrible, the only way I could go to sleep and calm down at nightbwas to play old bugs bunny cartoons in my head to try and escape the ghost, you would hear people walking up.and down the hallway when everyone was asleep, see wisps in the house, shadow people, I remember laying in bed blanket over my head trying not to move, I would hear bedroom door open slowly and hear footsteps to my bed and the ice cold.. but ya
>>26985058
Are you into women kicking your naked testicles hard? While bound up and then they degrade you call you names, throw piss on you etc
>pouring salt on each others asses and licking it
topfuckingkek
>>26985036
Good thing God never punished you for that or anything...
Oh wait...remind me again where you're posting again?
>>26985173
No, more gentle femdomno traps
>>26985134
Im tired faggot stop trying to creep me out
>>26985046
Maybe this is all just a part of his master plan...to find the glorious, heavenly mecca of rough, manly, big-dicked prison gay sex...
>>26982038
I faked a severe illness in the 11th grade because I just did not want to go to school anymore. I never wanted to do homework or assignments and as the stress built up and teachers kept hounding me I couldn't take it anymore. Continued it for two years. Got doctor's notes and everything (lied to my doctor). I ended up getting my diploma a year after I was supposed to with minimal effort.
My grades were all standard beforehand (mid-high 80s) and I was on a pretty normal course to go to uni. Honestly, I don't really regret it. I always fucking hated school, and the time I spent as a NEET was awesome. The worst part was lying to my mom. She supported me the entire time and it hurts me thinking about all the flak she must have taken from the school and my relatives.
>>26985059
Hey, I liked this movie the first time...when it was called Psycho.
>>26985046
I do it so rarely that I don't think I'm gonna get caught. I haven't even fapped to preteens in years. And who here can say that they've never fapped to cute teen girls?
