>mom asks if I look at porn whenever the topic comes up
>"what? no."
>tfw I am into very kinky and lewd things and masturbate almost every day
she would literally cry if i said yes
>>24379333
Pray tell, what sort of conversation do you hold with your parents to bring them onto that question?
Because there's no way in hell I'd ever have to discuss something like that with my parents.
>>24379333
my parents definitely know I'm into lewd things but we all collectively amnesia so the topic doesn't come up
>>24379333
Why would they topic of porn come up with your mom?
>>24379333
Kek, my mom knows about my porn. She's just as lewd as me, so she cant correct my habits, we're both degenerates. She didnt even flinch when she saw my milf stuff
my mom is the same way. when I was 19 she found out I was sexting my boyfriend of 3 years (who she really liked, actually) and kicked me out because of it
>mfw my mom found out i was watching porn and we all just shared a laugh about it
My dad knows I fap to traps. I bet he does it too because both me and my sister are homos. Gay genes.
>>24380068
Fuck ur mum fgt post pics
>>24379333
why would she cry?
>>24380174
Dont think we'll ever go that far. We're more like each other's wingman than sex buddies. It's a weird feeling.
My mother also always brings it up. Porn and masturbation. She even said she had 'concrete proof' when I denied it.
She did catch me jerking off once when I was 10. Never again since then though
Fuck off whore
Jesus christ this place is full of unwarranted roasties
>>24380238
I actually don't understand why it would be an issue. What does she need the proof for? It's not illegal.
>>24380423
I don't know either desu. I've pointed out to her that's a perfectly natural thing to do, but she denies this. She's fairly religious though so probably thinks that it's degeneracy
>>24379333
>mom asks if I look at porn
>none of your fucking business
There, problem solved.
>>24379984
>>24380053
if there's something on tv about porn or something she will casually say something like "you don't look at porn right?"
>>24380211
she would cry because she is religious and masturbation is a sin i think
>>24380260
i'm male
>>24380802
>you don't look at porn right?
>of course I do. get your head out of your ass.
conversation done with right there desu famalam
>>24381005
i wouldn't want to talk to her like that i'm not a brat
i would never want to tell her i masturbate anyway
>>24381050
setting her straight isn't being a brat. we live in a world were people get beheaded and shot on liveleaks for the world to see and she is worried that you are looking at some naked women?
you just gotta grab some people and give them a good shake sometimes.
>>24379333
I personally think porn is disgusting but your mother must be very broken or sheltered if she doesn't know that most people watch it.
>>24381114
my mom doesn't really watch the news
>>24381454
shes sheltered and religious
I tried a trick I saw in a hentai once
My mom told me not to watch porn and I said well then you're going to have to help me then with a lewd grin
Now I have to see a therapist every month
>tfw brother and I found dad's porn VHS
>has foodplay in it
Gross, dad.
If you really poured canned peaches on a lady's vagina, she'd get a yeast infection, dad.
Don't give mom a yeast infection, dad.
>>24379333
they obviously know i fap, but they dont really know to what.
Thank god, i dont think my mom would know how to deal with it.
>>24382805
Maybe your dad dreamed of becoming a baker but you and crotch spawn two shackled him to a woman he can't even turn into a yeast farm. Your father has dreams anon!
>>24382914
No, he wanted to raise snakes.
Thousands of snakes.
He also wants to murder his boss, elect a socialist president, and eradicate Abrahamic religion, possibly also to have the human race wiped out so his precious great apes can prosper?
Dad wants a literal planet of the apes.
My dad's dreams are bad and should be ignored.
>>24382514
my sides are gone
>>24382514
10/10 m8
Great idea
Absolutely genius
I bet she was this close to sucking your dick
>>24379333
If your parents don't know you fap they are fucking retarded.
>>24383138
my mom is religious so she doesnt realize lots of people masturbate
>>24382805
Kek, both my parents have weird fetishes. My mom has a foot fetish. She's the only woman i know with one
>>24380068
>milf
>degenerate
Not sure if b8
>>24383802
Kek, i look at far more than just milf stuff anon. It just so happened that i wasn't feeling like weird stuff that day
>>24383011
I'd vote for him.
