Which tushie would you pushie, /r9k/?
>>24371204
Whoever is the nicest. Lots of these folks are mean spirited people
>Noelle
Holy fuck what have single mothers and hormone filled products done to this country
It's amazing that no matter how hard they try I can still tell they are men.
ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS POWER RANKING:
1. elfginger
2. rawr
3. ufufu
4. edie
>>24371226
Circe, Caddy, Pookie, Madison, Abby, Kiwi, Sophie, Elanna and Elfginger are the nice ones.
>>24371284
In that case, Elfginger is qt. would love her bum
Pookie looks like she'd be a freak in bed.
>>24371276
>Edie
>not abby
K
Also, having come from a very Irish family, irishprincess gets a pass.I'm straight so I don't want to fuck anything that has a penis
>>24371319
I'm pretty sure she got naked for people on stream or something. Or he, i dunno what pookie's doing these days
>>24371341
>I'm straight so I don't want to fuck anything that has a penis
nigga I got bad news for chu
also, someone post elfginger pls
>>24371204
aife,noelle and tet could pass as standard guys.
>>24371204
noelle > Oryx > tet
wouldn't touch the rest.
>>24371204
...noelle could be cute with some hrt and time i think. Am i the only one here that thinks so?
>>24371395
Do tell. I'll be waiting.
>>24371426
You mean THIS Noelle, right?
>>24371437
Why doesn't he just take advantage of being an attractive male instead?
>>24371204
I would stick my penis in pookie, abby, sophie, elanna, rawr, and elfginger. Everyone else can fuck off. Also does Caddy have food in their mouth or something?
>>24371437
Kek, terrible pic, but yeah. Hrt and time to get girly would do ok. And a shave. Plz shave all that noelle.
Reminder, pookie fucked a disgusting currynigger
>>24371472
I believe caddy was eating taco bell when the pic was taken lol
>>24371481
In that I being this guy. >>24371472
Remove Pookie from the list. Fucking curry is like fucking a nigger. No one wants you at that point.
>>24371492
Why don't they replace the picture with one of them not eating?
>>24371461
>attractive
No. He knows that he isn't and is trying to switch sides but it's just going to end up more embarassing. Maybe he's too blind with his decision. If so, poor him.
>>24371204
I want Anna in my life.
>>24371507
Kek, dunno. She's probably pretty cute when not in squirrel cheek mode
>>24371204
Remainder that Edie literally face fucked Sam Hyde.
>>24371509
>well proportioned
>no glaring faults
>well defined jawline
>good hair genes
He could easily punch above his weight if he didn't act like such a fucking weirdo.
>>24371549
The Mizzou Mudskin Murderer!?
amy
beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
I would pushie her away from danger where we would live a quiet, happy, abstinant life away from the degeneracy of the world.
>>24371530
Anna has one of the better personalities of these cunts
Let's make this interesting.
I'll send $10 paypal to anyone who can name all of their nationalities accurately in one post.
>>24371636
By nationality do you mean their citizenship or ethnicity?
>>24371648
Ethnicity.
>>24371204
rawr ignored my message on okcupid :/
>>24371204
that dude noelle is not even trying
>>24371635
describe and rate them all pls
>>24371636
Well for starters irishprincess is definitely Syrian...
>>24371657
>in one post
>>24371656
Idont know many of them anymore, but edie is a literal stacy whore, ufufu is cool but a huge slut, anna has top bantz, rawr is a bitch, kayla is beyond insane, circe is a genderqueer snowflake
>>24371204
tushie would youWhoever is the nicest. Lots
>>24371204
Pookie, rawr or abby
>>24371635
How do I meet Anna
>>24371204
Kiwi looks like a rapist tbqh
>>24371204
titchbits is the one with the incredible bod iirc so i'll go with her
>>24371697
how do you know all this? are you a chaser or a tranny?
>>24371204
ufufu, anna, abby, sophie, rawr, and elfginger
>>24371204
Elanna looks most like my type, I dunno personality wise, but hopefully they'd enjoy the same weeb shit and vidya and tabletop as me.
>>24371743
lel @ that drawing of sophie
>>24371741
Used to shitpost there
>>24371733
Post on lgbt
very cutieboy
>>24371204
Top left corner
>>24371204
Clearly all men but if I had to say one: Abby
Pookie is a close second
>>24371929
Who cares if they're men? A decent trap ain't bad.
>>24372003
IDK man, how many of us have actually fucked one? Might not be as hot face to face with one.
>>24371507
>>24371531
here is a caddy pic
>>24372063
I don't know, but I guess I'd totally let one blow me. Might even attempt to ass fuck it, but would definitely not suck it's cock.
>>24372108
Looks a little better than the collage pic. Wish she had just a little thicker lips, but i just like lips, so i dunno
>>24372151
pic kinda related
>>24372217
Kek. Hope she didnt accept, i like my trannies pure (lol not possible). But pizza and stephen colbert? Sounds like my old late nights
>Thread about engaging in sexual intercourse with males
>Specifies that the thread participants must be able to "pushie tushie," ie. have a dick
>2 penises
>>>/lgbt/
>>24372249
are you into gentle femdom?
>>24372217
OKCupid shit!?
>>24372284
I could dig it. I mean, hopefully she believes in some sort of reward though.
>>24372217
>Nice. You wanna suck a dick tonight?
teach me master how to be this smooth
>>24372299
i hope you like to top
>tfw was left out
>>24372330
Kek, as a matter of fact, its all i do. Okcupid seems fun, i should get in on that
>>24372299
>she
>>>24372284
>femdom
>fem
>>24372249
>she
>implying you can tell the difference between a tranny dick and any other man's dick if all I post is the dick
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String em up
>>24372285
their dick is huge tbhon
>>24372377
Kekerinos. I'm lovin it
>try to be feminine by wearing makeup
>dysphoria gets worse and I feel like it's actually working against me
>do nothing but take HRTitty skittles(TM) and have nice hair
>perfectly complacent
what gives, self?
>>24372409
Your lifeless eyes be creepin me out, Amy. Other than that, looking good bb. ;^)
>>24372357
heres the voice
>>24372397
its big and small
>>24372419
depression can be seen through the eyes
>>24372409
I'm the same, I feel grotesque and fake in makeup I prefer to look feminine with just nice hair and clear skin
>>24372409
Well you can always make yourself more feminine by wrapping your lips around my cock while I ram it into your mouth and cum in your mouth.
>>24372357
>>24372423
forgot link
https://clyp.it/j325j0cb
>>24372439
sorry, I'm currently interested in a homeless girl I work with.
>>24372423
Sounds like a great way to make money tbqh. Thats a lot for what is wanted there, at least try and start low, jeez
>>24372456
You two can make out while I take turns put my penis in your asses.
>>24372438
>>24372430
>trannies
>mentally ill
This is truly the most surprising event to have occurred on /r9k/. Next thing you know you'll do something entirely unexpected, like committing suicide at 30.
>>24372442
That voice was pretty damn good. Got to "try it with some teeth" and a bulge kinda happened. Dunno why
>>24372284
>>24372330
Why do all the guys want to be topped by the trannies? I would want to just top the trannies and do everything I can to not touch their penises.
>>24372512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AAIYOetwxS
teethy
>>24372409
>headshots only
Why don't you show body?
>>24372538
Diamonds. I have a thing for voices (i know its dumb dont judge me) and that one is pretty great. It hits a good balance to my ears, and apparently my boner
>>24372351
>tfw they won't use the updated picture with extra trips
I want to be rated and belittled too desu
>>24371204
I honestly can't believe these people can brainwash themselves into thinking this is okay, that they look normal, hell some probably even think they're attractive.
They all look like monsters, abominations, science experiments that went wrong. Shit's fucked senpai.
>>24372596
post it then faggot. Not like id be on it anyways
>>24372572
Because I don't like it desu
>>24372583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vHCQpbwChD
here's a bunch
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/text/clyp.it/username/caddy/
>>24371204
I'm desperate enough to publicly date any of them. When it comes to sex though if they want to top me I would end up punching them in the face. I ain't touching their cock penis nigga.
>>24372615
I dont have it therefore I can't post it. If I did I would. Should have saved it for future ref
>>24372625
and ANDROID IS A FUN PHONE OS WHERE ALL OF YOUR PICTYURES ARE ORIENTED CORRECTLY
>>24372626
Oh anon, its like christmas came early. I'm definitely going to be falling asleep to her great voice for the next few nights. It's so nice and soft, i just want to hear it forever
>>24372625
Post more but no dick shots I am not into that shit.
>As if trannys didn't have enough threads in lgbt
Sage
>>24372644
Go get it champ https://archive.loveisover.me/_/search/
>>24372667
But on /r9k/ fat, desperate neckbeards will tell them they're pretty. They really need the compliments, you know. The mentally ill often commit suicide.
>>24372667
Sage goes in options field only tbqh family
>>24372683
Where the fuck does this fat bullshit come from? I mostly post on /fit/. If they obey I will compliment though.
>>24372661
Post more.
>>24372687
>what are memes
>>24372707
Oh, right, the robot demands content
>>24372663
it is quite impressive for a tranny
here are more
if you enjoy baneposting
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xuz8T0OIas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GgL4ikVvxx
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/text/vocaroo/username/caddy/
>>24372746
genes of the soul
>>24372674
>https://archive.loveisover.me/_/search/
lol ya right pretty sure I'll never find it. I wouldn't know where to start
>>24372750
Good keep it up.
>>24372770
Here is an old one
>>24372751
Holy shit that bane voice just sounds like JFK. I cant unhear it lol. Other than that, her voice will probably replace music in my life for a few days
>>24372750
Are you Jewish or something?
>>24372377
>I'm already hung
you going get that monsta
>>24372788
No man. Not the old one or the new one, the new new one.
>>24372800
like, a 4th
>>24372808
That explains the nose. Give me more nose pictures.
>>24372807
>>24372770
I got you anon. you all still look like men.
>>24372957
>met plant in real life, she's actually way cuter than in any picture I've seen her in
>>24372993
i hope you s that dplant looks veryqt
>>24373004
nah, we just chilled, went shopping, and got fitted for bras
>>24373004
would definitely plant my seed in, even if it won't grow :(
>>24373019
also cried like a bitch after I got home but that's what I do most days.
>>24373284
what do you cry over?
>>24373306
I cry about me
>>24373306
spilled milk
Can I get a link to Sophie's tumblr?
>>24373316
would you like someone to talk trannyfeels to?
>>24373345
not trannyfeels specifically, most of it is just ladyfeels, EXTREME social anxiety, and PTSD-like flashes
>>24373333
Should have asked a few months ago.
would do edie, anna, elenna and kuroneko t b h
>>24373360
>and PTSD-like flashes
2deep4me
i just wanted to know what goes on in the mind of a transgender
>>24373399
>what goes on in the mind of a transgender
https://youtu.be/7HoCKlNsolc
>>24371204
edie, ufufu, sophie, irishprincess, kayla
Am superficial, and they all have eyeliner on...
>>24373434
>kayla
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>24373399
I got bullied a fucking hell of a lot as a kid and was conditioned into believing that I have to be absolutely perfect for people to like me since people would flip out at me over the smallest things. legit, one time someone told me to kill myself because my congestion was annoying them. So I'm always afraid of there being anything about me that someone might not like.
Now whenever I do something that someone may have been annoyed by, offended by, or just wasn't the perfect thing to do, I end up getting flashes of these moments that feel like getting hit with a boiling water balloon. I get a LOT of them when trying to sleep;.
And getting rejecting is like getting tarred and feathered by myself.
>>24372249
>trannies pure
>cutting dick off and wearing dress is considered pure
>>24371204
Madison, without a doubt.
>>24372597
>Please feel free to post on /b or /trash
/r9k is a board of love and acceptance
Mm OP thank you. Every time you post this I get such delicious attention.
>>24371204
>femanon here minnasan
>>24371204
None, they're all fucking disgusting
>>24372596
>>24372644
>>24372674
>>24372770
here you fags go
>>24371507
Same reason they don't use a pic of me without a fuckin' beard, some of us have to look way worse than the rest for comedic effect
The only reason I have it grown out right now is because I've ordered some new easy-shaving products I want to test 'cause they'd make life way easier
I'm only 3 weeks into HRT so me being on this is fucking retarded
>>24375581
You're a man, and men have facial hair. It doesn't matter what image they use, this is what you look like and what you are supposed to look like
>>24371345
Did she not try to kill her self on stream? and now she has a guaranteed job at google or some shit?
>tfw never post my face because of things like this
>>24373561
That is a really bad picture of Madison but she sounds awful.
