>that feel when I've had so many internet girlfriends come and go that I'm unable to even pretend they mean anything
>I can't even get that brief period of happiness and escapism that they bring, like a week or less tops even if I really feel like they like them and they like me too
Well, internet girlfriends kept me happy for about 9 years. Now that those no longer do jack shit for me, time for a dry period going from now til... I die. Well.. This sucks.On average I am so, so much happier and less stressed out. Oh god this is so much better. Fuck women.
>Online girlfriends
Toplel
You're supposed to transition to pressuring them into meeting and having awkward sex
>>24372163
That would work if I had lots of money, but I don't.
I did meet up with a girl from /b/ once and met up with her, I came inside her raw and everything. Probably had as much of a chance doing that as I do winning the lottery but somehow it happened.
>>24372188
Why the fuck you lying
Why are you always lying
Mmm oh my god
STOP FUCKING LYING
NIGGER
>>24372210
Is this like a meme I missed out on that I should know about or something? How the fuck do I go about responding to this?
>>24372227
Pics or it didn't happen nigger
>>24372254
Pictures of what?
>tfw the age of true internet dating is dead
>it's all skype camming and meeting up
>>24371978
OP here. As an aside to my thread, not only do internet girls no longer bring me joy. Alcohol doesn't even really make me very happy anymore, or at least it hasn't the last few times. Maybe if I got drunk tonight I'd have fun, who knows.
If alcohol doesn't do it anymore, I truly am just fucked.I make threads like this talking about my life almost every day because I'm really really lonely and I have nobody to talk to outside of r9k. Almost nobody replies, ever.
>>24372406
There is your (you) cheers
>>24372505
Thank you.
I need to spice up a way to say thank you because of the robot.
>>24372406
I had a simple dream on this board to make the same thread about Dogs every six hours ever day so I had something to put on my to do list >>24372198
But this guy keeps posting dog gore and now my mental health is worse then ever.
See it could always be wors.e
>>24372631
Dude I actually saw your thread, I had to hide it because that faggot was triggering me with his shovel dog shit.
What a dick desu senpai.
>tfw still miss an online girl from almost 10 years ago
>tfw I ruined the friendship
>tfw no one else like her since
>>24372708
>That one online girl that you were involved with for a while who you never got pictures of the various body parts you wanted of
I can only fap to Annie's tits for so long the knowledge that I will never see her pussy and ass is fucking killing me
