>Qt3.14 10/10 Stacy
>Fucking model tier
>Find out through trusted source that she likes you
>Everyone knows
>Does sexy dances when you can see her
>She purposefully goes out of her way
>Tells you that you're handsome
>Says "Wanna hang out at my place, anon?"
>Jealous ex bf is /fit/ chad
What would you do?
Tell her im not interested. It takes more than appearances to win someone like me over
>>24371246
That's your 10/10? The bottom half of her face looks like sliced clay
Either way fuck it just do it what's the worst that could happen
>>24371246
well she's handing you her pussy on a silver plate
and the ex bf isn't going to do shit, let's be honest
so obviously the correct response is to go full autist and avoid her like the plague
>>24371246
I would automatically assume that it's a setup and avoid her. Hopefully, she will go away.
>>24371246
Chads are unlikely to retaliate physically. They're not the type to scuffle with the law.
You should only be worried if her ex bf was a Tyrone or Paco.
>>24371269
I tip my fedora to you sir
>>24371246
>Does sexy dances when you can see her
I'd teach her to swing dance so she could dance properly and I could have a dance partner.
>10/10
>has had another man's penis inside of her
0/10
>>24371246
I'm a /fit/ combat veteran who deployed during the surge into the helmand province
i dont give a fuck
>>24371271
Honestly, I just got the first pic on google images, and the worst would be getting beaten up by Chad.
>>24371246
>She's probably pregnant and wants to pin it on me so she can take half my shit and go back to Chad.
Nice try
Tell her no because all women are whores never to be trusted
situation is too unbelievable and incoherent.
>>24371313
>the only thing that makes me happy is a hot body and or a pretty face
grow up kid
>>24371487
Holy fuck that pic
>>24371269
She was actually a really nice person.
>>24371662
there are plenty of nice people on this planet. But my heart lies elsewhere.
>>24371246
>/fit/
>Chad
Someones never been to /fit/.
>>24371269
>m'lady will you excuse yourself from my presence
>>24371374
Do you have over 300 confirmed kills?
>>24371374
>Helmand
Most underpopulated province in an underpopulated hellhole and you still managed to Kek things up.
>Viva La France Immortal
>>24371246
Make her Spaghetti, show her you're a real man. Seriously though, chicks love a dude that can cook, make her a carbonara and then heavy makeout session while you're supposed to be watching a movie. Let her try to take it further.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs
Is a basic one. Don't worry about the Jamie Oliver bit, he's not actually making it.
>>24371374
Well...imagine this guy is spec ops and has killed over 9000 with his hands.
>>24371714
I actually haven't.
>>24371974
I know m8. /fit/ is generally just like /r9k/ but muscle-bound.
>>24371246
Ignore her, it is a trap. It has to be a trap.
>>24372893
Then regret never knowing for sure?
I never go outside so this not a possibility and the thought of having to care about somebody is tiring.
Get an open carry permit if possible
>tfw stuck in Australia
>>24371246
I can talk down Chads, its quite easy. As for what do with her I pray to god that I got auto pilot with dialated eyes, it normally happens and, things go so much nicer when it does. If I don't autopilot there's nothing there.
>>24373467
>Autopilot
>Dilated eyes
What?
>>24371246
>ex bf
Stop right there i wouldnt be anywhere near such a whore i bet shes a roastie
>>24373792
You're telling me that you wouldn't make the hottest girl around your gf just because she had a bf before you?
>>24371374
Chad Norris?
>>24371348
What if they didn't fuck and she's a virgin? What would you do then?
>>24371246
gf is being handed to you on a plate, and you are asking questions?
of course, treat the first few months like a bit of fun that won't go anywhere, so you won't be too disappointed when she screws you over.
>>24374079
Yep. If I can wait till marriage, why can't she?
>>24375085
Holy fuck you're autistic
>>24371246
It's so funny that I can't even picture myself in that situation. It was so funny because I could not relate to it and then moments later I want to cry because I know that I will not able to relate to it at all. I think I just gave up hope.
>>24375123
> autistic because I want to wait until marriage instead of having pointless sex with someone I dont love
Right. Ok.
You might not have morals and standards, but some people still do.
>>24375146
>morals and standards
>Dating someone whose dated before
At this point I bet you don't even know what you're saying anymore
>>24375085
What even? Are you serious or am I taking the bait?
>>24371610
>you got a friend in me...
I keep getting muted for this
>>24371246
>What would you do?
nothing because i have lost interesting in 3D girls years ago, and now only hentai gets me off, 3D girls look like just other humans except they smell better but thats it, i dont feel like dating them.
I wish i was in the anime world
>>24376034
You're of a strange breed.
Go through with it and give what she wants. Chad can beat me up its worth it.
>>24376126
Not so strange around these parts...
>>24371246
> She likes me
> She likes me a lot
> She openly shows that
> has currently no bf
> is fucking hot
> What do ?
Are you fucking serious anon
Nobody can be this beta
>>24371246
>>Tells you that you're handsome
>>Says "Wanna hang out at my place, anon?"
never turn down an offer like that, girls will only make that offer ONCE, and if you turn it down you are banished to the friend zone, FOREVER.
>>24375085
Pft as if you chose to wait
It heavily depends on her personality, but if she has a chad ex then she likely isn't a virgin.
>>24371246
She got railed by Chad
Why would you want jer
>>24371246
am i supposed to picture pic related as the 'model tier stacy'? because just from her lower face i can tell she's barely 5/10
>>24376153
I am.
Also >>24376389 Let's say that she isn't a virgin, but she is still down to earth and not a slut.
>>24376490
Naw bro, I just don't have better pictures because my pc broke down today.
>>24376502
Just do it. Don't reveal your power level.
>>24376502
Not a virgin; not my ideal. I need a relationship where we are each others firsts. It has nothing to do with her being a slut, it has to do with the best experience, a pure untainted romance before the realism of dealing with a partner's sexual past. I cant look past history cause of my inexperience. I need the good experience first.
Sorry I don't believe in premarital sex
>>24376801
I was like you once, I thought that any non virgin was nasty and I would find "the one", then I realized it's not like that at all.
>>24376633
Thanks but I can't help it. I was programmed to feel like shit from birth.
>>24377008
You have to try.
>>24377144
I will definitely try. Thanks, bro.
>>24377008
I realize its unrealistic but I can't deal with the realistics cause I havent had the development that most normies have. why do they get to play the rpg from the tutorial but I got thrown in the middle of the game with no experience?
>>24371246
Wouldn't want to wake up
>>24371269
Fedora faggot
>not wanting to marry a qt woman and reproduce beautiful looking children wo will grow up to be chads and stacies
>>24377414
>why do they get to play the rpg from the tutorial but I got thrown in the middle of the game with no experience?
Best way to phrase it ever.
Anyway, I guess that I am pretty biased to this seeing as how all the girls in my family turned into whores, keking guys for shits and giggles. I don't really know from experience other than that and media. I'd just hate to know that a fellow robot got kek'd.
>>24371246
that would never happen in the first place
>>24371246
>sexy dance moves when I'm in University 4 me (I never go to parties you keks)
>kinda creeped out and slightly flattered
>shyly accept
>never buy condoms
>perform everything too anxiously with a tense body
>gather anything that resembles courage and try to kiss her at some point
>go bareback after 2 minutes of not being able to get it hard
>3 days later
>"Anon, now we both have HIV and herpes. You'll never need someone else besides me!"
>lock myself in apartment for 4 days
>I knew it was too good to be true
>jump out the window headfirst
#gender_differences_in_suicide
