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great thread mang
>>27291652
Intj checking in
Why the hate blood?
Intj master race checking in
INTP here. You're all faggots. But hey, so am I.
>>27292277
We're superior in every way and they know it. An INTJ anon once summarized this fact thus:
Introversion is superior to "extroversion."
Intuition is superior to "sensing."
Thinking is superior to "feeling."
Judging is superior to "perceiving."
>>27292377
Being a complete machine is nothing to be proud of.
INFP here. Every day's a feel.
>>27291652
Infochart for this thread.
>>27292339
INTP here too.
Not a faggot. Might want to try that out sometime.
I'm not surprised to find other INT's on here though... Who's with us?
>>27292439
INTJ functions are more than opposing forces. They control and refine the more primitive functions.
>>27292439
My robot intuition says: machines can't be proud, who'd want such an useless function.
ENT mustard race
>>27292469
bruh we just give so fucking much
>>27291652
INFP Pisces/Cancer is literally worst possible combo to have.
>>27292911
How are you half Pisces half Cancer?
INFJ here.
Some people say I come off as very intense but then others say I'm the most chill people they've ever met. This personality just feels like a curse, if I had a gf to Fe all over it wouldn't be so bad.
>>27292970
he isn't, he's just cancer
>>27292970
Pisces/Cancer means Pisces or Cancer not half.
>>27291652
i'm ISTP too
added that shit to my Tinder today since it's yet another vague thing that bitches think actually matters. "constant improvement" indeed.
intp orijinalo
>>27292886
How do you manage?
The thing that keeps me going is the idea that bad moods are like clouds, and good moods are like the sun. Clouds will come and blot out the light, and it feels like it's completely gone from your world. You just have to remember that the sun's still there, even if you can't see it. Look for the little breaks in the overcast skies where the light shines through. And that someday, the sun will shine again.
>God Tier
INTJ
INTP
ENTJ
>Okay Tier
ENTP
>End Yourself for the Greater Good of Humanity Tier
Everything else
>>27293026
ISTPs are honorary Intuitive's (Ni is your 3rd function anyway). Rest of the sensors can fuck off, worthless normalfags.
>>27293131
by that logic ESTJs and ESFJs are "honorary intuitives", go chase a car you filthy sensor slacker
I'm pretty sure I'm ENTP but I express dubts frequently.
I'm overly enthusiastic, have sardonic humor, generally like to entertain others, and prefer isolation most of the time. Those are characteristic traits of ENTP but I still sometimes feel as if though I'm leaning towards something else.
>>27292377
ENTP here.
I would kill to replace that E with an I.
eh I've always had ISTP but when I retook the test INTP came out oh well
>>27292556
intp too. not that good if you ask me.
>>27293233
No, by that logic ISFP would be honorary intuitives but they're too slutty to belong here (Fi+Se = slut). ESxJs can't be because they're extroverted sensors, the worst of the lot.
INTP here, where my kings at
>>27293456
this looks super familiar. whats this from?
there was a youtube video right?
>>27293100
In terms of success and intelligence, this is pretty accurate. Most of the greatest minds in history have been INTJ (Newton and Marx) and INTP (Einstein).
INTJS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27292277
>>27292377
Double dubs and regular dubs don't lie. INTJ is the master race.
>>27291652
Slight MBTI and Zodiac correlation
Aries - ESTP/ESFP/ISTP
Taurus - ISFJ/ISFP/ESFJ/ISTP
Gemini - ENTP/INTP/ENFP (practically ENTP the incarnate)
Cancer - INFJ/ISFJ/INFP/ENFP/ISTJ
Leo - ESTJ/ENTJ/ESFJ/
Virgo - INTP/ISTP/INTJ/ISTJ
Libra - ESFP/ISFP/ENFP/ENFJ
Scorpio - INTJ/INFJ
Sagittarius - ESTP/ENFJ/ISTP
Capricorn - ESTJ/ISTJ
Aquarius - INTP/ENTP (very rarely)
Pisces - INFP/INFJ/ENFJ
>>27293493
It's from the porn version of Remix 10, a fan animation, and a good one at that.
>>27293612
more like loser race
>>27291652
Where my ST's at?
>>27293849
ISTP here senpai. Lets beat up some nerds.
>>27293563
Whoever made this must have been butthurt.
I'm INTJ and not even atheist. I don't circle-jerk over IQ either.
People are not binary.
>>27293666
>That INFP description
Damn...It's kinda right
>>27293915
INTJs in past threads have already confirmed what is written there. No point in trying to hide it.
>>27291788
ENTJ here, how you holding up, anon?
>>27294069
There are outliers.
>>27294069
>INTJs in past threads
>all INTJs think exactly the same
>>27292439
>acting on impulse like a fool is a good thing
Oh I am laffin
has there been a long-term strawpoll on types of /r9k/ users?
>>27294152
>>27294160
>this much denial
There are no outliers. If you are INTJ you use those functions to think. You are either INTJ and think that way or your are not INTJ and are mistyped. No you are not a special snowflake.
>>27294270
>muh binary test devised by pseudo-psychologists
You're almost like those obnoxious females who won't shut up about horoscopes.
>>27294216
I created the poll
http://strawpoll.me/7140319/
THE POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7140319/
http://strawpoll.me/7140319/
>>27294356
>muh scientific method
>muh it's not quantifiable
Good job being a stereotype of an INTJ. You are acting exactly how your description says you should act.
>>27294426
>omg, that is such an aries thing to say!
>>27291652
Infp here
WHY ME
>>27294461
bruh how big is your neckbeard? That's some tight euphoric logic you got there. You must be intellectually superior to me.
>>27293290
Are you sure? You'd become relatively toxic and abrasive--
>/r9k/
Never mind.
>>27294472
Are you hopeless romantic? Do you have very strict moral compass and there are things you wouldnt ever do?
>>27294538
>Are you hopeless romantic? Do you have very strict moral compass and there are things you wouldnt ever do?
YES HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
oh wait
>No other ISTJ's
I don't habeeb it, unless all the people like me actually managed to get a job
>>27294166
>not being a complete machine is acting on impulse
Must be that flawless INTJ logic at work.
>>27294561
So standing up for yourself is kinda hard thing to do?
>>27294494
MBTI is like the left brain right brain meme.
While the 16 personality types use their brains differently, it's ridiculous to think all that listed traits apply to every person who is tested as a particular personality type.
It's more of a fedoralord claim to insist that people are only typical and binary.
See, now
>neckbeard
>euphoric
It's obnoxious. I'm not even atheist. This meme has gotten out-of-hand.
>>27294166
This black or white thing - you're either complete robot or pure impulse without any thought.
>>27294629
Yes and it's fucking annoying
>>27291652
INTJ. Why do you hate us
>>27294564
ISTJ bro here as well. Currently working $10/hour 30 hours/week at Publix.
Tfw connect with people really well but nobody truly gets you
>>27294636
>binary
bruh I'm liking these euphoric words of yours. What else you got?
>INTJs come up with conclusions first then try to backwards rationalize later
you are a walking intj meme
>>27294661
How you develop a crush on someone? Is it something momentary or the more you see the person the more you fall in love with it?
>>27292377
The only thing I got from that was that INTJs don't know how Jungian cognitive functions work.
>>27291652
INTJ HERE. HOW'S IT GOING, KEKS?
>>27293560
>greatest minds in history
>Marx
Are all INTJs 14 too?
>>27292377
>Introversion is superior to "extroversion."
Where? In what circumstances?
who /infj/ here?
second guessing every action you want to take so that you don't infringe others' free will, renouncing power over the world in all forms, first becoming a shut-in NEET neckbeard loser, only to find out that you're hurting the world doing that anyway and agonize over it
>>27291652
Entp-a
>>27294749
the more i see the person the more i fall in love with it
For me atleast
Let's have something new for this MBTI thread. I have a couple questions especially for those anons who are at least somewhat familiar with Myers-Briggs and cognitive functions and also capable of introspection. I'm asking these because I'm interested to hear your thoughts and descriptions of functions in addition to all those websites which all have a little different descriptions.
1. How would you describe your personal ways of judging (aka Thinking and Feeling) and perceiving (aka Sensing and Intuiting)? For example as in how you make decisions, handle values, introspect, solve problems, notice, gather and process information, interact with external world and people, etc. As said, these are just a few examples and you can write freely. If you know about your cognitive functions, you can also describe them and their workings instead. Basically I'm asking you to describe your internal and external functioning in relation to concepts from Myers-Briggs and Jung.
2. Your supposed type.
Not really related to my questions above, but here's two cognitive functions tests which aren't posted very often. Instead of letter pairs these tap into functions behind those letters.
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
http://similarminds.com/classic_jung.html
>>27294856
So harmony and cooperation?
INFP. Life can be good, but mostly bad.
>>27292504
FYI I found this test and I'd urge others to give it a shot over the 16Personalities one.
Also this is quite helpful as well:
>>27292504
>>27294887
Damn, so we both have this thing. I hate shopping because i get crush on cashier.
>>27294856
Fellow infj here. I resolved all those issues by embracing hard determinism and telling myself there is only one course of action I can and shall take at any point in time.
>>27294720
>euphoric words
Are you illiterate? My first language is not even English. Binary is by no means a big word.
>you are a walking intj meme
It's as if you believe that people are robots, and the 16 personalities represent the 16 modes which they can possibly adhere to. It does not work that way in reality. The MBTI cannot be validated, yet so many blindly accept this fad as fact.
>>27294908
Forgot to link the test
http://www.25quiz.com/
>>27294924
>can't be validated
>has already been validated
Bruh you sure use that precise speaker part of your brain really well. Binary is a really good euphoric word.
>>27293560
Great rulers, Napoleon, Gates and Caesar for example, were ENTJ's.
ENTP's were some of the greatest philosophers, inventors and generalists of all time. Walt Disney, Socrates, Da Vinci, Franklin, Feynman, Voltaire, Hume, Machiavelli, Heisenberg, etc.
Btw, ENTP master race reporting in.
>>27294910
I feel you man
Original comment i guess
>>27294904
"good"
More like okay
>>27295000
Hume gurgled cum for a living
>>27295012
But somehow i get this under control by saying myself that's only an illusion and no one could give back the same amount of "crushiness" back to me. In the end it's only one-way contact.
>>27294990
Source?
It cannot be scientifically validated, as in the test score interpretation is inconsistent. Just how you're feeling influences the result. While someone may be labeled INFJ, they can receive an entirely different label in a matter of months. The assessment is infamous among psychologists for being so unreliable.
>has already been validated
No, the MBTI is not a theoretically validated assessment of personality.
>inb4 source
You bear the burden of proof.
>>27295139
>>27295139
This is from Dario Nardi's EEG's. For some reason not all of them are posted.
Not the guy you replied to btw. For some reason certain personality types have certain brain patterns, unique ones. INTJ's have full brain concentration (flow states) for almost everything they attempt which is why they're so good at concentrating. ENTP's have christmas tree like brain patterns with different parts of the brain having hyper activity which explains their creativity and lateral thinking.
>>27295139
I could give you a source but I don't like INTJs. I think I rather torture you with the possibility of proof being out there but you will never be able to find it. Your euphoric ego would never be able to handle the collapse anyway.
>It cannot be scientifically validated, as in the test score interpretation is inconsistent.
Nobody said the test is 100% accurate. Just because your test result changed doesn't mean your type changed. Your type is already set in stone and the test helps you find it. Just like if you took a test that said you were black that doesn't mean you are now black in real life. It means you mistyped.
>>27292970
INTJ Pisces with Pisces ascendant here. 30yo khv. kill me.
>>27295274
>Your euphoric ego would never be able to handle the collapse anyway.
You're projecting your idea of an INTJ onto me. I couldn't care less if I were ISTJ or ENTP instead. MBTI means jack shit to me.
>Your type is already set in stone
e.g the traits must be, and every INTJ would be set at the center of the type spectrum?
>and the test helps you find it
Not always. Mistyping is not at all uncommon yet many don't realise it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
>Just like if you took a test that said you were black that doesn't mean you are now black in real life.
expert analogy
>>27295345
That's some unfortunate situation - logical and rational outside but complete emotional wreck inside.
>>27295383
Ew I hate I talking to INTJs. You already got BTFO. Now leave.
I most recently got ISTJ but none of the descriptions seem accurate. Which type is the most robot like?
>>27295425
retarded as /threading your own post
but you're clearly just shitposting at this point
I'll stop replying, this isn't going anywhere.
forget MBTI wat are you guys enneagram types?
>>27295441
INTP/INFP
ISTJ - is perfect wagecuck type.
>>27295468
>ISTJ - is perfect wagecuck type.
Results must not be too accurate. I've always been a neet and will kill myself before wagecucking.
>tfw ESTP with ESFP gf
The fun LITERALLY never ends.
>>27291652
INTP-T
First time taking this test. Is this good?
>>27294888
Well, as an INFP, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at judging people. Even though it's probably not the best habit, I tend to just assume what a person is like from the way they look. Every now and then I find myself surprised when they act contrary to my assumptions.
I defintely put on a facade around most people I meet for the first time. Although I'm finding that my time spent as a NEET is making me less sociable than I already was.
>>27295496
>ESFP girl
>fun
too bad she will leave you without any remorse when you'll become boring to her.
best personality coming through
INTP Masterrace
original
>>27295544
>implying he won't do the same thing
>implying their relationship isn't measured in hours
>>27295544
just like how i would leave her when she isnt interesting anymore. Pretty normal human behaviour. What is your point?
>>27295594
ESTP will measure experience and will stay if he thinks it was good. ESFP constantly looking for greener grass without any investment.
INFP, the wojak
Hmm. Different Test, same results.
I just gotta keep breathing.
Why are there no ISTJs here?
Are these things really that explanatory though?
Surely there would be overlap between personalities
>>27295529
>Well, as an INFP, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at judging people. Even though it's probably not the best habit, I tend to just assume what a person is like from the way they look. Every now and then I find myself surprised when they act contrary to my assumptions.
Same here except not just off their looks. I can say I am a pretty good judge of character and if I don't like someone, I almost always am right when they end up being a shitty person.
Question for you though: How do you think other people see you versus how you really are?
I feel as though people do not see me the way I am and it's hard to get them to see me as how I am on the inside because I'm never what they expect but they never care enough to find out anyway. I guess that's just a problem with being ugly.
is this good or what?
>>27294904
Same here, i'm not sure if it's just me being unlucky, but when things take a turn for the better, suddenly shit happens to the shittiest extent and everything's worse than before. It's like my life is bi-polar.
>>27294888
When I want to explore a new concept, I look through as many different perspectives as I can. Then I try to piece everything together in a way that makes sense according to the information that I've gathered, instead of information that makes sense according only to my own values. I am constantly try to make sense of everything. I always want to remain open-minded to new ideas and beliefs, even if they conflict with my own. Getting caught in a rigid state of narrow-mindedness is something that I fear. At the same time, I never want to force my own values onto other people. I believe in compromise and do my best to balance other people's values with mine. Because of this, I'm uncertain of my own values and feelings most of the time. I make decisions in a similar way. I go through my options carefully while exploring and discovering new possibilities.
My test results are almost always INFP. Although Ne and Si seem accurate, I don't believe Fi and Te. Fe and Ti look like they would fit better in my case.
Like always I get the same result...
I treat this test more as a glorified horoscope though. It helps me a lot to know why things are the way things are. Also helps me in relationships with people. I like to find out the types of people, so I can analyse them further and let them know I really understand them.
A few weeks ago I analysed someone who needed that for his project. He said he had never gone down the rabbithole that deep.
>>27295755
Ahh, I know that feel all too well, my friend. That feeling of being reserved in opening up to someone for fear of them not caring. Why would they care about you? Just what are you to them? These are the questions that keep me up at night. Why would anyone care about me, when I don't even care about me?
And I think that mindset explains a lot about me. Anyway, I imagine strangers see me as a normal-ish guy, nerdy, quiet guy. My family probably sees me and thinks I'm a less than normal, nerdy, quiet guy who's boring as shit. Probably slightly worried I might kill myself. Only because most of the stuff I'm interested in is pretty off beat.
>>27295773
You're a classic robot, so it's pretty much the worst thing ever.
I'm honestly angry that I got this result.
why do people call this a horoscope when it objectively categorizes your thoughts/behavior? it has nothing in common with how horoscopes work
>>27295881
Hmm yes. As a fellow INFP, I understand this very well. I feel like I'm always looking for the "right" way to feel in certain situations. Like, what's appropriate? What should I say that will please the person or group I'm dealing with, that I won't regret later? This can make me feel very indecisive.
We should do enneagram too.
>>27295635
They both use Se which is opportunistic.
>>27295954
Let me elaborate why I call it a glorified horoscope. Some people tend to believe a bit too much in this method. Different situations can make you different types. They are not set in stone and always fluctuate.
The reason why I compare them with horoscopes, is that they can be unreliable. But if you believe in them and act on them, they could be very beneficial for you.
>>27295863
I know what you mean. When life hits it hits hard. I've learned to appreciate any downtime or free time I have to relax and enjoy.
a robot posted this in another thread
>>27296042
Most people here don't even know how MBTI functions work. Enneagram will fry their brain. I'm a 7w8 though (sx/sp).
>>27296142
Do you have the one on INTP too?
>>27296072
It's not even close to horoscopes. That's just your own dumb assumption. Stop being a retard.
INTJ-A
what does this mean? also stats (1/2)
>>27296043
but thats when esfp and estp differ - auxilary function. Fi will spin hamster while Ti wont get whats going on.
>>27296277
(2/2)
ORIGINAL MF COMMENT NIGGERS!!!!! CONTENT ORIGINAL
INTP here.
my boss is INTP.
most of my coworkers are ISTJs. I look at them as useless and obsessed with rules.
one coworker I work with is ESTP. he's always wheeling and dealing.
my bosses boss is ISTP, he's pretty cool.
>>27295954
>>27296072
MBTI congitive functions are real. They're our preferred framework which developed early in life. Its only a small part in our minds, the way how we perceive things and think about them. So yeah just because there are 16 types, two people of the same type can still be very different in personality and behavior.
>>27291652
>ALL INTJ POSTERS GET OUT
stay mad, roach
>>27296142
I'm 5w4 sx/sp.
also stop calling intjs fedoras, some might be but being an intj doesn't make you a fedora. i've worked with a few intjs who are cool*, do good work, and are married, thin, watch sports etc.
* = but a bit arrogant
>>27296195
Somebody already posted the full version here apparently >>27295000
>>27296461
A few normie INTJs doesn't make them not fedoras.
>>27296630
Epic meme my faggot
>>27296404
Exactly this. Calling them horoscopes is maybe a bit too far stretched and wrong. I'd have to admit that.
I'm just skeptical on the people that blindly trust this to solve all their problems.
>supposed INTJ "ideal" partner is a fucking meme
I'm not buying it
How would brooding autists work with over excited kids-show hosts or IRL shounen protags?
>>27294888
INFJ
Ni isn't actually a judging functions so maybe a lot of people get confused. Ni to me is like a constant flow of ideas evolving from one form to the next, never completely changing but developing into something that may appear different. I don't make decisions based on my Ni alone but it creates the path which leads to them.
Fe is harder to deal with, it's like this constant itch to see everybody calm and on the same page and if things aren't going well then I become either anxious or frustrated and angry. Generally I'd describe myself as a people pleaser but there are some situations which I can identify as not being worth it, I post on /pol/ some times and think a lot of there is too much focus on social issues that are constantly brought up just to cause artificial conflict as a distraction from the real issues.
Ti is my curiosity function and works well with each function in it's own way, it's kind of like the code from which things work. Lately I've been trying to exercise my Ti by using it to try understand why I am acting the way I do ie if I get angry over something first thing I do is try to calm down then search my Ti to think of ways to deal with it. Sometimes I think I just need an IxTP to study.
Se is no doubt my weakest function, it appeals to the side of me I don't normally show or deal with. For example sometimes I just like to walk some where and listen to music and the whole atmosphere feels really calming. Also I think Se is rather sexual, because it's my weakest function I find it hard to control (I think INTJs would have the same problem) and think that sex with an Se+Fe user (ENFJ or ESTP) would be rather intense.
>>27293630
Taurus ISFJ
INTP here but I take that with a grain of salt
also got INFP at the 16 personality test
