>H-hey anon. I didn't mean to be so mean to you, bro. Want to help me up?
>grab his hand because you're too afraid of what people would say if you didn't and he falls
>his weigh pulls both of you off
>try to let go of him to save yourself
>he keeps holding on tight
>you both fall
>look down
>long live the king.jpg
>stamp on fingers
>watch chad fall
>>27290826
this. there's no way you can pull him up while standing on that tiny ledge.
>say I'm going to get help
>don't
sorry, i don't even lift
i'll have to find you some rope or something
>cut his fingers
>piss on them
lol good luck on your own, kid
nothing personnel
I'm 166cm 55kg toothpick wristed skeltor.
Lifting my computer is difficult and moving my desk to it's current location nearly gave my hernia, and I dragged it for lifting was impossible.
We're gonna die if I help.
look how confident he is hanging off that
clearly doesn't need your help, he is only presenting you with a trying situation you can overcome and gain value from like he always has been doing
>grab some rope
>hang him up
>get him up
>push him again with succes
>>27291035
REEEEEEE fucking redditor Chad ALWAYS looks confident.
>>27290799
be honest /r9k/, if you had the chance to allow a chad to die, would you take it?
>you could walk over, look him in the eyes, tip your fedora and then step on his fingers
>he would fall to his death and it would be classed as an "accident"
i would too bee honest
jus b urself chad
>>27290799
>look at him for a moment
>help him up
>look him in the eye and say "you're lucky I'm not a Chad like you."
>Stacy falls in love with me for being a hero
>tell her no because I don't date 3D
I don't think it would be safe for me to try to pull him up from the looks of the ledge. I would try to help anyone who was in immediate danger unless they put themselves in it or were a threat to me.
>>27290942
>166cm 55kg
This isn't even so bad. I was 180cm and 58kg when I was 18.
>escaped jew.tiff
>>27290799
If you are a physically weaker person-which I assume you would be because he bullies you-then you would need some sort of barrier there to prevent his weight dragging you off too, as >>27290826 < this anon said.
Couldn't he pull himself back up?
Just kind of, swing himself like a pendulum until he gains enough momentum to put his foot up and then kind of drag/roll himself back up there?
Maybe this wouldn't happen if he didn't act the fool.
Or maybe if he was Russian, like those guys who hang off the buildings and run along the edges and shit.
>>27291359
No. His arm strength alone cannot gain enough strength to lift his entire body against the force of gravity.
This is basic Physics, anon. I haven't even taken Physics up to senior secondary school (high school) level and even I know that.
>>27291396
If he's a weak fuck, sure. I'm skinny and can pull my weight the way this dude is hanged. Hit the gym, fatso.
>>27291396
Never taken physics desu and I'm absolutely terrible at math.
I guess he'd better hope that today's his lucky day or something cause I know I'm not strong (or smart) enough to help him up.
>>27290860
fucking this orih
>im gonna go help
>so nervous that i scream at people
>police arrest me because leftists get triggered
>chad dies because no one would listen to a crazy fat man
im sorry chad ;_;
>>27290826
>normies come to the conclusion that you intentionally pushed chad off the ledge and accidentally fell yourself
>>27291396
Can't he use his back muscles? or is the wall that's leaning against him restricting him from doing so?
>>27291512
>forensics say that you took his hand and then let go of it to kill him but the chad pulled you down to revenge his own death
fug
>jack off
>cum on his face
>jump out myself
>>27290799
>butter my hand
>reach out and get his hand
>he slips, falls, dies
>I look like the hero who tried my best
who /mischief/ here
>>27290799
>"Yeah, sure thing, Chad."
>I reach out to him in order to pull him up
>he grabs my arm and uses it to haul himself up to safety, throwing me off the building in the process
>"Haha thanks dude!"
>*splat*
>Chad proceeds to fabricate a story about how I tried to make him fall to his death
>everyone is relieved that he managed to get home safely and that the crazy psycho who tried to kill him is dead
>>27291589
>reach out with my hand and tell him to grab it
>pull it back and say "too slow!"
>watch him fall and giggle to myself
or alternatively
>ask him if he wants help
>tell him to calm down and look at [Enclosed Picture]
>guffaw and say "made you look!"
"punch his arm hard and watch him fall
>>27291396
what is a pullup
>>27290799
die chad
>>27291835
With a pullup you'd have better grip on whatever you are pulling yourself up to. His fingers are flat, not in a gripping position so surely it would have less to do with arm strength, more to do with your grip?
When they pose like this do their friends pull them up after, or do they get themselves up?
Turn three-hundred and sixty degrees and walk away.
>>27291396
his arm strength alone doesn't have to lift his entire body. the pulling force can be distributed among his back, etc. muscles
what would take all his weight is his bones/connective tissue, but those can obviously take it, since he is still hanging
>>27291952
ayy Imao
i bet you like dicks
>>27291589
>"Alright Chad don't worry!"
>"Thanks man I- AAAHHHHH"
>Everyone stares at me
>"I tried to help him, you saw me"
>>27292138
Not that guy but I fixed it for you
>>27292138
That's some top autism you got here friend.
Take this upvote.
>>27290942
>tfw 5'9 and 115lbs
>>27292254
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angle_of_rotation
read up faggot
>>27292138
>>27292254
>>27292525
Woops I messed up the meme since I haven't been brushing up on my memes lately. Plus I'm pretty tired. Fixed again.
>>27292678
i got it
turn 90 left, then 270 right
you'd still look pretty retarded tho
>>27291629
Why can't we even imagine things going well for once?
>>27290860
>Chad grabs you by the ankle pulling you down with him
>>27290799
Do I want to help you? Yes
Would it be the right thing to do? No
>>27290799
after a few minutes of you leaning over the railing, extending your arm to him, struggling to help him up, he pulls himself up and climbs over the railing.
>haha, dude. it was just a joke, i didn't need your help. you looked so uncool panicking over me like that. gay bro.
I would yell "Stay right there! I'll get help!" then call the police. I'm British btw.
>>27290799
Go full scar mode and toss him over
not before whispering into his ear
>It doesn't matter, my ignorant friend
>We humans have an expiration date, you know
>One day, you will die. If I save you today, perhaps you will die tomorrow, or the day after that. Perhaps it will be decades, but it matters not.
>You will die eventually, and when you do, I won't be there to save you
>Why delay the inevitable?
>Face your death with some gallantry, ledge-boy
>use my twig arms to try and help up beef mclargehuge
>accept his thanks with a smile
>jump off because fuck you chad this was my roof to kill myself on you won't take this away from me
