>ITT: We list two made up things about ourselves and one truth
I'll start
>I've never eaten cheesecake
>I'm fluent in Japanese
>I won an eating contest at a county fair
which one is the truth
>>24311174
The first one. No true robot would be capable of an achievement like the other two.
>>24311194
you're right. I guess I made it too obvious
I like these threads. I'm gonna smoke a cig and wait for a few posts so I can make guesses. It's no fun when everybody's posting their 3 statements and nobody's guessing.
>>24311194
>>24311209
>one is a lack of experience
>one is an accomplishment
>one is a victory
Wasn't too hard to guess on /r9k/, I suppose.
>I'm happy
>I have a gf
>I post on /r9k/ all day
This one's really, really hard guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>24311251
I guess I'll do another one to keep things going then
>I served time in prison
>I am a recovering drug addict
>I am a kleptomaniac
>I have never been to Asia
>I have never been to Europe
>I have never been to America
>>24311326
third one.
>>24311365
Nah, it's the second one
>>24311326
Never been to the US.
>>24311323
You're not recovering.
>>24311282
Gee, I wonder.
>>24311365
Agreed.
>my parents cut off part of my dick when I was a baby
>I'm a virgin
>I'm black
>this statement is false
>this statement is also false
>both of the previous statements are true
>I've puked on someone while sober
>I have gone scuba diving
>I have a pet cat
>>24311395
virgin is the truth
>>24311379
yep, recovering addict.
>>24311395
virgin or gtfo
>>24311395
It better be two or you need to leave, nigger.
>>24311375
Damn.
>>24311395
I'm gonna guess the first one is the most likely.
>>24311397
Oh, how fun.
>>24311421
Huh.
>I still miss her after 4 years
>I wish I was dead and look at pictures of her all of the time
>Attempted suicide once but failed and now I'm worried I'll fail again and get locked upThe mischief here is that all three of them are true :^)
>I'm gay
>I'm obese
>I'm an alien
>I'm a manlet
>I'm in the military
>I'm overweight
>i have ocd
>im poor
>i don't have my driver license
>>24311478
You better be talking about 2D or else you're a beta kekold letting a subhuman dictate your mental state.
>>24311478
why is this underage post so cringey
>>24311415
>>24311421
>>24311431
>>24311449
Surprise, it's actually all three
>I'm obese
>I'm missing 5 teeth
>everything will get better for me
>>24311622
why is this reddit post so cringey
>i like skyrim
>i like fallout 4
>i go to reddit
>>24311520
>I'm obese
>>24311579
>I'm overweight
>>24311588
>i don't have my driver license
>>24311688
Skyrim Reddit gtfo
>>24311694
haha nice try anon, i am a dirty spic :^)
ayyyyy
>>24311694
I'm in the military
:^)
>I've worked as a lumberjack
>I'm fit right now
>I'm good with money
>I graduated High School
>I can count to ten in Korean
>I am nearsighted
>>24311875
>I've worked as a lumberjack
>>24311908
>I can count to ten in Korean
>>24311411
>I have gone scuba diving
Nope.
>>24311875
>I'm good with money
No way!
![Flag_of_South_Korea[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VffsZyU.png "Flag_of_South_Korea[1].png")
>>24311973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xJFvz4pWia
I got my GED because I hated high school, though I got honor roll a few times when I attended. Since then I have spent some time in college on and off.
>>24311694
im poor
:'(
>I can speak German.
>I'm a multiple-synesthete.
>I've got two different-colored eyes.
>>24311875
Lumberjack.
>>24311908
10 in Korean.
>>24311688
Clearly you don't like reddit.
>>24311579
You're not a manlet, or you're not overweight. Or both, I guess.
>>24311588
No license.
>>24311174
>I own a lot of guns
>the only people to see my dick were 2 black guys
>I can only sleep with the light and the radio on
>>24312073
I just WANT to think the second one is true, but my guess is on the third one.
>>24312062
dem feels
>>24312070
Middle one
>>24311251
>I like these threads
false
>I'm gonna smoke a cig and wait for a few posts so I can make guesses.
truth
>It's no fun when everybody's posting their 3 statements and nobody's guessing.
false
>>24312070
>I've got two different-colored eyes.
this one, contact don't count btw
>>24311397
>posting this in a board filled with robots
DEVILISH
>tfw I had to do one of these icebreakers at a course for improving confidence and everyone else could think of something except me
>>24311993
i'm terrible wth money senpai ;^)
>>24311973
>>24312070
bingo lads
>>24311174
>I'm muslim
>I live on a small island
>I'm an Amerifag
>>24312239
Calling it 50/50 here. Most Americans live on the mainland, so I'm gonna say that you don't live on a small island. I'm gonna be mad if you live in one of the small islands the US controls.
>I fucked my cousin when i was 14
>I tried all kinds of drugs when i was 15 in an attempt to fit in
>I attempted suicide when i was 16
>>24312093
Nailed it.
>>24312159
Nope.
>>24312229
Ugh. Seems like it's way too easy to draw a blank under pressure.
>>24312132
I'm honestly glad somebody picked up on that.
>>24312349
The first one should have an accompanying story if it's true. The second seems like a 90's anti-drug PSA. The third seems likely on this board.
>>24312239
You're Muslim.
>>24312499
post eyes baka
>>24313239
They're just brown.
>>24313268
and the second color?
>inb4 black
>I'm fluent in two languages and decent in two more
>i have had a girlfriend
>i can play the piano
>I'm a drawfag
>I'm spending 80% of my chan time on r9k
>I'm currently missing a fingernail
>>24313326
Shit, sorry, I thought it said "two truths, one lie".
>I'm a neet
>I'm a wagekek
>I'm a normie
>>24313345
I doubt robots sleep that little.
>>24313451
I said "chan time", meaning from all the time I visit various boards.
>>24313465
My bad, missed that word.
I'm gonna go with the fingernail.
>>24313699
Bretty good.
>I was interrogated by the FBI.
>I graduated college with a 4.0.
>I technically committed manslaughter but was never caught or tried.
>>24311174
ive never had a conversation with a gril
I dont want to die
i am happy
>>24313856
Manslaughter?
>>24313885
Don't want to die
>i am fluent in chinese
>i am fluent in Japanese
>i am fluent in korean
>>24313942
No to manslaughter
>>24311397
obviously the first, the second cant also be false if the first is true
>I have a gf
>I speak fluent German
>I have been to prison
I've never left the country
I'm an eagle scout
I graduated bottom of my high school class
