>watching pov porn
>guy has shampoo bottle penis
>watching porn video
>woman's big tits are clearly from being Jewish
>>28888666
>shampoo bottle penis
What did he mean by this?
>watching porn
>suddenly the guy starts to moan really loud
>>28888713
a shampoo bottle penis is when someone's dick looks like pic related
>>28888735
Guys in porn should not be allowed to make any noise at all. There should be a law.
>>28888939
I agree
>>28888874
Gotcha. My shampoo bottle looks like a bottle of soap with a pump at the top, hence the confusion
>watching porn
>camera focuses on the guy's asshole and balls during doggystyle/missionary
>video starts buffering or the scene cuts to the guy's asshole just as you start to cum
>>28889078
I know that feeling. All those minutes building up for the grand finale just to have all your work crushed by the stupid cameraman.
>>28889078
>>28889151
>always edge for up to an hour or maybe two
>finally cum and because of retarded cameramen end up barely enjoying it with my balls hurting for an hour
>started watching entire videos without fapping just to memorize when scenes change
it's worth it.
>watching good ass porn
>not sure whether to ejaculate now for fear of missing out on a god-tier part
>pov porn
>camera man keeps talking to her
>"oh yeah baby eat my sticky load"
>>28889256
>MMMNNNNHHH YEAH BABY YOU LIKE THAT
>OOHHHNNNNNN FUCK YEAH
i hate it i hate it i hate it
>open 20 tabs ready to jerk off to all of them
>cum to one of those porn ads
>>28889329
>click a porn ad because it's funny/actually has really good porn
>it takes you to more funny/good porn
>blow your load to an ad
>>28889077
i cant see how anyone enjoys that
why would they keep filming this shit
>halo elite porn in the sidebar
>No good gentle femdom POV porn
For what purpose?
>>28889401
>click porn ad on accident
>it leads to cp
>>28889530
what the fuck sites are you going on
>edging to porn
>going through fetishes trying to find the one i want to fap
>find one
>fap the video
>right as i'm about to cum realize that i want to fap to a different fetish
>finish very unsatisfied
>>28888939
objection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
>>28889575
probably 4chan.org
>>28889530
Heavy-r. Never been back since that happened
>watch porn of a girl getting fucked by a dog
>right before you cum realize how disgusting you are
>Spend 2 hour downloading porn
>Blow your load to the memory of some chick you bumped into during the day
Fucking happens everytime, mano.
>watching normal porn
>last 10 seconds she farts out the cum
>>28889242
>Jacking to porno, wishing I could get a good scene but its been too long so Im settling
>about to cum
>ten seconds after cumming the guy picks the girl up and fucks her while hes standing
LITERALLY my favorite position with most girls, especially when Madison Ivy does it. I feel so robbed. Like selling a stock and missing out on sweet gains. Not that r9k knows what its like to have equities to sell.
