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SuicideTuesday edition
First for wagecucking
I've been watching line of duty recently. It makes me wish I could be an anti corruption police officer, looks fun.
>>28785488
>anti corruption
Fucking swerve that. I had enough stress auditing security clearance and legislation breaches in work, having to do that to fucking coppers who know how to cover their tracks? Pass
how do I fill out the JSA thing? I don't remember what I did for the last 2 weeks but I applied for like 2 jobs and I got my appointment in 1 hour and I don't know what to do
Whats the latest on poleaboos wild n' wacky adventures?
>>28785659
We now ignore him every time he posts until he gives up on the fake tranny thing
>>28785665
>We now ignore him every time he posts
This is categorically untrue unless youre talking about yourself specifically in the same autistic manner that poleaboo talks about himself
Britfeel fans poleaboo on
I'm just so, so sad.
>>28785648
Off to the food banks for you!
>>28785626
What do you do?
Being a detective looks interesting though, they just leave the office randomly and no one questions it. I'd go and sit in KFC and have a bargain bucket.
>>28785648
you are gonna have to make up more than that, you are gonna get sanctioned proper hard lad.
you lads voting to leave or stay?
>>28785852
Stay obviously
>>28785867
fucking idiot
>>28785852
leave
>>28785648
just say you did apply but didnt fill it out. youre sorry for not filling it out and youll try not to do it again. you wont get sanctioned m8 but you do need to play their game if you want their free cash.
Who /no career prospects/ here?
The worst part is it's all my fault for picking a dumb degree, not even attending classes or working for it, or indeed building any connections or chasing work experience/internships
Future 2:2 Modern Languages grad
Would you like fries with that?
>>28785230
I'm not even white, and don't live in the UK, but I feel sorry for you guys getting invaded by mudslimes. Same goes for the rest of Europe
I grew up in a mudslime country, and originate from a place bordered by mudslime countries, so I know what it's like.
Lift up your arms and fight before it's too late britbros
>>28785882
I'm not employed in menial labour, so EU migrants affecting my bennies and/or stealing my job isn't a worry.
I'm also not especially fussed about brown people, so again, why should I vote Leave?
>>28785902
i might be in denial so prove me wrong but its not that bad?, not here in scotland anyway, and I've been to liverpool, manchester, and they're both fairly white. it's mostly london I think.
>>28785626
Everyone makes mistakes anon.
t. My dad was a fraud squad detective at the met.
>>28785902
Dont be so haram you dirty Kafir bastard
>>28785904
>I'm not worried about a problem til it's too bad to reverse
do me a favor and just don't vote if you don't understand what you're actually voting for
>>28785978
Which problem? The dreaded brown people?
>>28785987
yes
look to germany and sweden
>>28785944
I have no idea man. I live across the Atlantic, so this is just based off of shit I see in the news. Either way if they make up more than 15% of your population you will start having troubles sooner or later.
Take this from a brown guy.
>>28785904
>He's happy with europe's stupid laws and dictating how many migrants we should let in.
What's it like to live in the United Cuckdom?
>>28785230
"Suicide Tuesday"
Been on the disco-biscuits, lad?
I have an actual full autism assessment soon today, with both me and my parent turning up.
What will it be like? What do I expect? I was referred from a psychiatrist, didn't go telling them or suggesting it or anything.
What do they ask you or how do they test you?
i'm really scared
>i might learn today that my head is fundamentally broken
>>28786110
>based off of shit I see in the news
American news is absolute shit tier sensationalist trash lad, don't believe a word of it. As he already said, apart from the London/Birmingham/Manchester ghetto areas (that you would never want to visit or live in anyway) you don't even see the mudslimes. All the stuff about shariah law and police being too scared to patrol is complete bullshit scaremongering
I baked a cake this morning lads and it's saddest looking cake I've ever made. It's going to ruin someones birthday.
>wagecucking
>can't play Overwatch until 5
[screeching frog noises]
>>28785696
I think I managed to upset him the other night. I think the fact that i don't think he's real triggers him aswell
>>28785987
Ideology =/= skin colour.
>People unironically defend western business interests lobbying for the rapid, unorganized, unregulated importation of damaged and undercivilized people from wartorn countries usually broken by those very interests, directly into the already disgruntled underclasses for sole purpose of stimulating business and profits for countries.
>Defending the replacement of a people made miserable by those very interests to the point they don't have the joy or time to breed.
We can't even take care of our ex soldiers with problems they've gained from visiting these countries of conflict for 6 months at a time, what in the FUCK makes you think this government is equipt to handle millions of intellectually barren lower class unregistered citizens who have developed mentally in those very conflicts.
>b-b-but muh racism
I remember when the left was interested in protecting people from exploitation.
>>28785904
Because MUH SOVEREIGNTYSeriously, fuck being part of the 4th Reich
I just asked my uncle to ring in to college cause im to awkward to do it myself and say I was ill so he rings the women I have to sign in to everyday and says "anon won't be coming into to school today because he's got the shits, yeah he's got really bad diarrhoea". What a twat
>>28785659
The writers are still in the tranny arc but it's losing steam
The trial arc will be a belter but that's next season, we'll finally get closure on this wild ride
>>28786397
The real twat is the one complaining about the person who does a basic task for him for free because he's too much of a whiny manchild to do it himself.
>>28785648
Your sanctions shall feed IDS' soul
>>28786397
your uncle sounds like a legend, also diarrhoea means you get two days off and they wont ask you about it
>>28785944
Go to Bradford, Birmingham or London, you'll see what the future looks like
>>28786416
>closure
>impling we won't get zany twists and turns as he buys a smartphone snuck into prison and proceeds to convert to radical islam
>>28786397
Absolute banter merchant
Serves you right for being such a melt
>>28786390
>4th reich
It's a reborn Roman Empire, it's what we've been wanting for over a millenia.
>>28786474
Ooh I didn't even think of that, season 2 is going to be mental
I just hope S1 doesn't end on a cliffhanger
>>28786492
>It's a reborn Roman Empire
That was the british empire senpai
>>28786474
>>28786494
I think he'll get sent to a mental institution and be forced to get his dick removed as he's slowly dragged deeper and deeper into his cross dressing lie
>>28786397
My sides are in orbit. Your uncle is amazing.
>>28786303
Canada actually.
And that's good to know. I hear worse shit about Germany desu.
If our cuck leader Trudeau results in this place turning into a Sharia ruled land, I'm moving to Trump's America.
In all seriousness though, never be complacent. Try to keep those shits confined to the middle East as much as possible. Some of them are cool, most just suck muhammeds dick
Does anybody on britfeel have long conversations with their pets? I ask my cats how they're doing more than I ask my family and friends, then I'll follow up the question with a few compliments and I'll ask them how their day has been.
Just realised this is a bit mental.
>>28786518
I read some fan analysis online that said he's becoming a tranny to get sent to a women's prison
>>28786635
I've tried to talk to cats but I never know what to say so I just nod at them and go on with my day.
>>28786638
Now that would be a twist. But I highly doubt the corrupt police officers would allow that. We all know they want to see him suffer.
>>28786747
don't forget the polish consulate has a grudge against him too
>>28786657
...fum fum diddledum die...
>>28786635
>Does anybody on britfeel have long conversations with their pets?
I usually talk to my wife.
>>28786657
That is actually really sweet, anon.
>>28786260
I had one a few months ago, was found to have autistic tendancies but not actually on the spectrum. They'll ask you loads of questions like how you feel about certain things, how you interact with people, how you react in the world - there will also be tests as well. I had one where I basically had a picture book and had to describe the scenes in my own words and apparently the way you process the information and deliver it to the specialist helps them determine your aspie level.
I also got questioned about certain fake scenarios and how I felt about them or would react to them. Pretty easy stuff to be honest but slightly stressful. Good luck.
>>28786765
They're writing themselves into a corner with this tranny thing. I don't think his parents will allow him to go to a female prison.
>>28786793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gXomy5Dxw
Expat who can still vote here. How's the referendum looking now, lads? Are we going to make Britain great again?
>>28786817
thanks for the headsup man
>>28786824
Nah, project fear started banging on about the economy.
The shitters lap that up, how we ended up with an ebin torie gobberment, and don't understand saying 'muh economy' is basically their way of saying 'we need to make it comfier for corporations'
Anybody else watching This Morning?
There's a couple on here whose son went missing in Spain a few years ago or something, now they've found him in a hospital where he has been treated for psychosis and they're crying because he doesn't want to know them or some bullshit.
It seems to me like this guy went travelling, did a lot of drugs, got himself into some severe mental health issues and then agreed to speak to them when they offered him things.
I don't get why it's being covered like some kind of amazing outcome.
Anyone got experience with liquid morphine?
>>28786907
We're going to make Britain great again, m8. Trust me. Get out on vote to leave on 23rd June. They're saying it's going to cause WW3? Good.
>>28786919
because they thought he was dead for like 6 years but it turns out he's '''''''''okay'''''''''
>>28786919
they live near me and apparently they were shit parents until he went missing
>>28786930
I've held it in my hands, too pussy to steal some for myself though. (my job)
>>28786954
Im voting out. Not because I dislike poles, or other Eurobros but because I despise the way Europe is run, everything they do is a step towards federalisation
Countries that have been waring for years, that have their own cultures, histories and rivalriesFuck you Francebeing forced to play bullshit happy families
>salary is dependant on experience
Poleaboo is awake now and has a job interview in 4 hours
>>28786956
Well he sounds like a bit of a knob tbqh.
>>28786961
Yeah they struck me as being a bit of a broken family. He fell for the travelling meme, did a lot of drugs and clearly fucked himself up then felt like a tit so didn't bother going home. Hardly worth a half an hour tv slot.
>>28787033
interview for what? do you still keep a blog?
>>28786981
I'm voting out because I hate Poles
>>28787033
I had an interview today Poley, hope yours goes as well as mine.
>>28787035
to be fair lad he has been locked up in the whack shack for a while, he's clearly lost the plot
>>28787033
Go dressed in your girly clothes. They'll be scared to turn you down.
>>28786608
>Try to keep those shits confined to the middle East as much as possible. Some of them are cool, most just suck muhammeds dick
>>28787069
>>28787049
It's a warehouse gig, lied about not having a criminal record though so I'm not sure if that will bite me in the asss
>>28787054
Thanks
>>28787070
Fuck off poleaboo. Good luck with your interview though lad
>>28787081
in my experience that sort of job doesn't even care if you do have a criminal record, good luck, just go in there and firmly shake their hand, be yourself
>>28786975
Heard it was pretty shit, debating whether to get some
>>28786455
>>28786485
>>28786551
Yeah he's a laugh. Gets a bit annoying though.
>>28786428
Shut up you pussy.
>>28787145
get it, take it, make your mind up about it. why not?
Should I wear a suit to the interview?
it's going to be held at the job centre
>>28787209
Wear whatever feels natural. You should worry more about your preparation in relation to answering questions.
>>28787209
Wear a suit. It shows you're willing to comply and follow the status quo, not wearing a suit means you've got an attitude and will be a problem.
>>28787209
If your suit fits properly then yes, if not dress as smartly as you can
>Jumper
>Smart Trousers
>Smart shoes
>>28787219
>>28787228
Just to clarify, I'm Poleaboo and going for a warehouse role
The email they sent me made it sound as if I had already got the job
>>28787237
Wear a suit. It will show you're trying to impress them and that you actually want the job.
>>28787237
I don't care who/what you are. Wear whatever feels natural, as long as it's smart and fits well.
>>28787237
Don't listen to them, I think suit would be overkill for a fucking warehouse job
>>28787237
Reported.
Poleaboo is not allowed to post.
what is it like to hold a woman?
>>28787263
>>28787260
>>28787251
>>28787236
>>28787219
>>28787228
I'll go with my suit minus the blazer
Do Job Centres really help you find jobs? And what kind of jobs do they find you?
>>28787303
Nice. For these types of job smart casual is acceptable in an interview. If it's cool enough, I'd also wear a smart sweater.
>>28787319
They do not help you find jobs. They just take your support money away if you haven't applied for some.
>>28787319
>Do Job Centres really help you find jobs?
No
Nothing more needs to be said
"Job Centre" used to be called the "Dole Office" until it was rebranded
>>28787319
No, they don't actually help you at all. You're expected to do all the work, so the only real difference over just looking for a job by yourself is you get a little bit of cash each week. You turn up, they ask if you have applied to any jobs, then you sign a bit of paper and you leave.
>>28787303
>suit minus the blazer
so a shirt
>>28787237
Wear a suit. Its a job interview. Its about looking like you made an effort.
Last two jobs I got offered I read up stuff on their websites and just read it off from memory. They were impressed because it showed I cared
>>28787350
>>28787351
>>28787367
I don't want dole money. I just want help finding a job because I'm shit at finding one myself. I don't understand the descriptions and requirements for almost every job ad I read.
>>28787303
I'd still wear the jacket if it fits right, if not a simple black wind breaker will work
You can take it off straight away
Either way, good luck bruv
>>28787393
there is nothing like that available
all careers advice is a joke that has you doing the work
>some chav and her kid got on the bus and it won't shut up
>the qt girl in the seat in front is visibly pissed
>>28787393
>>28787414
You might get sent to NU-TRAXX or a similar program, they do offer some help, sometimes like applying to jobs together (your mentor fills out the applications and you answer questions)
>>28787401
I had an interview once before at the job centre, it wasn't a proper job, wore a suit and felt like I was being mocked
>>28787385
The kind of job he is applying to is the revolving door kind that has new employees on a monthly basis. They aren't interested in enthusiastic go-getters, they don't care how you dress, they will be happy if you can understand English and don't have too many criminal convictions. He's correct when he says he probably has the job already
>>28787429
Yeah, the email says "congratulations on passing the first stage of the interview"
Guess that phone call where they asked what shifts I wanted and how I'd get there classed as an interview, probably glad for the confirmation that I can speak English
a few experiences i have had whilst signing on (since march):
>sent to a positive thinking course (not needed but it was fun)
>sent to a call centre training course (never worked call centre, never will)
>coerced into signing up for a NHS apprenticeship (nobody should work full time hours under national minimum wage)
>signed up for the job centre 'twitter hour' (how to find a job via twitter)
>urged to volunteer (i do this already)
it's basically just hoops you have to jump through to get your sweet, sweet bentons every month
>>28787393
They aren't much help to be honest. If you don't have a strong idea of what type of job you want and how you do your job search, they are quite useless.
However, be aware that they can help pay for costs associated with a job search (e.g., suits, travel and training). They may try to downplay this to hide it.
Also, your experience will vary depending on your work coach. I've had a pretty chill one in the past. But I've also heard of coaches that are trigger happy with sanctions and putting you in placements where you work a lot of hours just to be paid your JSA.
>>28787417
Little does she know that she'll become the single mother bus chav in a few years when Chad pumps and dumps her
>>28787479
Wow, I signed on for about two months as well and I had nothing like that, it was literally
>Looked for work?
>Yeah no luck yet
>Ok sign here
>NEXT
Every week
>>28787479
My experience when i was on the dole (2008-2012)
>fill out 3 job related activities a week, job site, newspaper, job points, even apploed for one now and again.
>went to triage for a 2 week course where we were treated like retards who couldnt even cv.
>back to filling out 3 activities
>back to triage to volunteer at a second hand shop for 13 weeks
>back to 3 activities a week
End of 2012 they started to bring in the 'work experience' where they swnd me to tesco or some major company to work for free for 3 months. Said sod that and got a 4day a week job that pays 1000 a month.
Gone from 7 inches to 6
>>28787534
unless you look and act like a total shirker, the grace period is sweet. The talons do come out eventually however.
I just ate a plate of bacon and sausage. It hasn't helped my self loathing any.
>>28787565
lose some weight fatty
kek looks like you've been told that before
>>28787534
i think it depends on the scummyness of your town. poor towns will have more people signing on who aren't actually looking for a job. send these people to more of these pointless activities, catch them out when they're late or don't turn up, sanction the bastards. my town is particularly scummy.
>>28787554
it's a case of prove you did 35 hours per week of job searching these days, or 5 hours per day.
>work experience
end this inane shit
>>28787534
Poleaboo has been signing on for 8 months and it's still the same for him
>>28787604
It's nout to do with weight gain.
>>28787626
more fat = smaller dick
so yes it is
>>28787607
>i think it depends on the scummyness of your town. poor towns will have more people signing on who aren't actually looking for a job. send these people to more of these pointless activities, catch them out when they're late or don't turn up, sanction the bastards. my town is particularly scummy.
Poleaboo feels it#s the opposite
If your town has high unemployment then your work coach has sympathy, they understand it is unlikely you will find work so they won't push you
>>28787607
What town you from?
I always see a nice que of chavs outside the job centre when I pass
>>28787631
Actually I burst a vein in it.
Plus started smoking.
So shut up fatty boom boom
>>28787652
I'm not the one losing inches off my dick because I keep putting on weight you fat cunt.
>>28787641
Not that guy but in my town, they all queue for the job centre at opening time then ten minutes later they're queueing for the local Spoons. It's quite a spectacle
>>28787664
There's a Sainsburys right outside my towns job centre and I usually see some of them hanging around the booze section.
>>28787298
Feels like everything is going to be alright for a brief few seconds.
I wouldn't recommend it, you'll be chasing the feeling forever. I'm not even looking for sex anymore, I just want to be the big spoon again.
>>28787607
>it's a case of prove you did 35 hours per week of job searching these days, or 5 hours per day.
Fuck that, as I said, when I was on the dole we had a book that had to be filled and it had to have 3 activities a week.
Most of the time mine read
>read [local] paper, no jobs fitting my skills/experience
>checked [local jobs site] no jobs matching my criteria [or sometimes I'd say found job, applied online]
>checked job points, no jobs fitting my skills.
Dole use to be easy mate.
Pfwoooor lads
Pie day lads
>okfingers.emoji
>fire.emoji
>>28787641
standard. i'm from the NW, this happened outside or job centre not so long ago.
>>28787710
i used to sign on with the paper booklet too. ah, those were the days.
>>28787745
>in English
Mate, I thought the NW was full of pakis.
>>28787745
>>28787710
I used to use the paper booklet too. Just used to lie until I found a job I actually wouldn't mind doing rather than some minimum wage waste of time.
Now I have a heart condition and I have to say, it's far harder trying to keep my disability payments coming in than it was JSA.
Fuck Tory Rule
>>28787661
7 percent body fat and still a bigger dick than you
>>28787769
not at 6 inches you're not tubby
>>28787479
I was unemployed for two weeks last August (only signed on for the bennies/NI) and they made me sign up to a job's fair and tried to get me to email businesses directly, ridiculous.
>>28787745
Kek. Thanks for the laugh lad.
>>28787765
I'm on the autismbux and constantly worried I'll be called in for an assessment.
>>28787711
Jelous lad
I can't eat anything because I've got the shits.
>>28787775
Post your dick and your shirtless body
>>28787664
>>28787698
I've seen people at 8am outside the centre drinking cans of lager, with kids in pyjamas next to them, great fun
>>28787800
are you gay?
what's that got to do with you putting on weight and bursting a vein in your knob?
>>28787745
>>28787765
Paper days were best days.
>tfw fully employed but still hit the shops in dole gear.
Pic related, went to asda for milk in this.
>tfw you're past the stage of caring what you look like and just wear what's comfy.
>>28787800
Gay desu
Orgofht fresh hb
>>28787813
Prove your bigger and skinnier
Pusstboi
>>28787817
>forgot pic
You're not chavcore unless you live chavcore
>>28787760
you're not wrong. my town has suffered white flight quite dramatically, so much so that we were featured on a documentary on BBC2 some time ago. /pol/ would have a field day here.
i don't know if the graffiti is a tongue in cheek comment on the intelligence of my town's citizens, or if it is just genuinely helpful graffiti. either way... there is some life in this place.
>>28787800
>get called out for being a fatty
>immediately wants to see naked guys
what
>>28787788
You will be. I've been on them since January - finally got given an assessment at the start of this month... but fucking Atos had sent me to the wrong place.
So now I have to wait 3-4 more months for an assessment which will double my weekly bennies.
You know how desperate the health situation in this country is when Ian Duncan fucking Smith resigns because of it.
>>28787817
no pic but currently wearing stained cotton trackies and a shirt with holes in it
feelsgoodman
>>28787828
prove you've not put on weight you bender
this is about you, not me
you lost an inch on your dick from putting on weight, that's why we're all laughing at you
>>28787817
decided to wash before i go to the job centre today, this is a rarity
>>28787837
way too neat mate, i can tell you don't get into any scraps wearing that gear
>>28787839
To scared to do it
Just post your man tits lad, we won't laugh.
>>28787843
Yeah I'm bricking it.
Got put on it indefinitely when I was 14 for the autism and in recent years developed other MH problems.
Such fun.
>>28787862
>too scared to post his photo
>wants others to post theirs
>>28787866
You're probably fucked then lad.
The bennies system is so tilted against MH (and therefore autism, to a degree) that people with even the most crippling of illnesses are told to go to work. Unless you're autistic to the point where you can't wipe your own arse (which you're not) you're fucked.
I know a guy with the most extreme schizophrenia and psychosis you've ever seen - hallucinating all the time, no self/impulse control, etc. - but because he can dress himself and walk 200m they told him to get a job.
It's absolutely no surprise to me that all these centres have panic buttons everywhere because people constantly threaten to bomb or burn them down.
>>28787849
>>28787872
>>28787839
>>28787822
This fat virgin is actually samefagging you fat cunt.
Hurry up and post your small penis plz
>>28787837
>Chavcore
>not ellesse
???
>>28787838
>you're not wrong. my town has suffered white flight quite dramatically
Are you white British? what is it like living in an area like that? I think part of my dislike of brown people is down to ignorance, as I rarely encounter any here.
What is it like living amongst so many of them? do they just mind their own business? or do they try and intimidate you because you're white and not a Muslim?
>>28787917
I'm this guy
>>28787912
I live in Luton, ama
>>28787913
this is the same picture posted back when those two guys were arguing, except it had been taken straight from /fit/
Feel like i'm being left behind lads. One of my friends who is younger than me, 22, has just gotten married and he has a very comfy job teaching music and hopes to pay off his mortgage within 5 years. Already has no student debt. I want to be happy for him but i'm so bitter.
>>28787913
>No timestamp
>altered contrast
lel
>>28787948
>getting married at 22
You have nothing to be jealous of.
>>28787860
I don't get into scraps.
I live in a small town and everyone knows me and says 'hi'
>>28787916
>ellesse
>Chavcore
nah mate, Ellesse is normie attire.
Chavs wear it, but it's mostly normies.
>>28787938
>>28787953
Heres my face.
Now post your dick.
Note I said dick cause its the same one guy.
>>28787979
Why have you cropped my photo?
>>28787966
I got married at 20, it's great tbqh.
>>28787912
Yeah I figured.
I read some article a while ago about some woman who lost the use of her legs, is in a wheelchair, and has a motability car yet was told to get a job and had her car taken away because she did not meet the criteria for disability benefits anymore.
The systems fucked up.
>>28786303
you left Glasgow off the list. And Bradford, Midlands (not just Brum) and a good bunch of Northern towns.
is this the gayest board
>>28787989
Why have you took my photo?
>>28788012
>Glasgow
It isn't really that bad mate. Like Edinburgh the muslims just own kilt shops and don't bother anyone.
>>28786397
muh shits
>>28787913
https://desustorage.org/fit/thread/37086507/#37087176
Who is this guy that comes here, pretends to be somebody else and then runs away when he's called out?
>>28788031
come to govanhill
>>28788002
Jeez lad, why'd you get hitched so early? And why are you still here? I'm 20 and I can't even imagine what that's like.
>>28787917
yes, i'm white british. i live in one of the many muslim areas in my town, there is a straight 50/50 divide through the centre of the town (see pic, i suppose the red area is the islamic population). i am from a poor family so my parents couldn't afford to move to a white part of town when their neighbours and friends started moving, so they are incredibly isolated here.
i've got used to it, since it's been like this my whole life. the muslims that are integrated are very westernised ,although there are an older generation (waiting to die off) that haven't integrated at all... still don't speak the language or acknowledge the culture.
the one thing i miss the most are our pubs. we used to have a thriving pub scene, there was a pub on every corner. all friendly, small, nostalgic pubs. these started closing before i was born and now we have an appaling number of pubs in the town considering how many people drink here. furthermore, some of these pubs have been turned into islamic education centres which is like having salt rubbed in the wounds. i lost my local recently and am still very sore about it. although i know there's no direct correlation to the pubs closing and the islamic community, there is.
>>28787948
>married at 22
What the fuck was he thinking?
Even if I was head over heels in love with a girl I wouldn't marry her until we spent at least 10 years together and I was over 30.
It's like having a kid early, you've just locked down your life early for no reason.
>>28788077
>>28787917
derrr, the green is the islamic populace sorry, misleading. i'll post a link to the documentary if you care.
Lads, I want to get into football. I like watching it, and followed the same team for 28 years. I'd just like to get more into that. Whats the best way to delve into football and know what's happening outside of my diddy club and the who's who of football. I use to know all this shit back as a kid, but no idea how.
>>28788099
>Diddy club
Do you support Clyde?
>>28788040
Thats my picture. I told you that already, I posted it on fit and have done several times.
I'll happily post another with timestamp and face but not until you lost a single picture of yourself samefag.
>>28788128
kek no you won't
you stole that picture from /fit/ and got called out when you did it the first time
Sup lads? Been a while. How is everyone doing?
Spent a lot of time in New York recently but now I'm back in Europe, still living the international life. I run my own consultancy firm which is a bit like having a job except I don't have to go to work. Just gotta spend time with my clients on Skype every day and fly in to see them once a month or so.
Chilling at the girlfriend's place while she's at the office right now.
>>28788128
>fatty getting defensive
>>28788109
Nah mate, the glorius East Fife.
Been following their exploits since I was a kid, and go to at least 10-15 matches a season.
>>28788140
Wrong tripcode.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/19000535/#19011575
>>28788098
>i'll post a link to the documentary if you care.
Yes please, thanks mate. I'll take a look at the documentary.
Watching Ran, lads. It's pretty good.
>>28788183
three parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZuzRSYSsqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epbbEqvXOU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TQ3IrhY6dc
enjoy
>tfw you will never live on a space station working a cosy job with a wife and a child and going to the space pub down at the docking station with the lads after workand then being killed by an alien
>>28788177
I've been impersonated a lot.
If you look at this
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/BritNormie/
You can see that this is my real tripcode.
>>28788233
Incorrect, the linked one was the first and predates you, the imposter.
Fucking royal mail, the van was down my road, now it's not and I didn't get my delivery
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28788252
>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/16528280/#16531348
This is the first. Predates it by several months.
Although I suspect you know that already.
>>28788140
You got some of the details wrong.
>>28788279
Were you the sub marine guy?
Got myself a girlfriend lads, she moved in with me recently
>inb4 ree
I'm quite happy I've found someone, but now she lives with me I've realised I don't like her that much
But I'm too beta to be open about my feelings and
I'm also very aware I probably won't do any better in the future
I have so many feels and just needed to vent
>>28788296
He's Craven, from /int/.
He's also behind poleaboo, tilde, bae guy, bmw guy, tranny grindr guy etc.
That's all he does with his time, makes up characters and pretends to live their lives through here.
>>28788287
Haha no.
>>28788296
Nah but I remember that guy. There were actually two people who claimed to work for BAE Systems on submarine construction. One of them I am pretty sure was telling the truth, but one of them was clearly talking shit and couldn't get his facts straight at all.
>>28788099
Buy fifa desu, that's how I got back into it
Used to know fuck all outside my club and now I know all the shit from other leagues, the best players and up and comers etc
/sp/ is alright but take everything they say with a pinch of salt
>>28788319
One BAE, one Atkins.
But I guess you've forgotten that argument you had with yourself here.
>>28788319
>There were actually two people who claimed to work for BAE Systems on submarine construction.
DELETE THIS
>>28788318
the sub guy was real
I doxxed him
>>28788346
>I doxxed the character I came up with but never posted actual proof
Ok lad.
>>28788232
>tfw you will never go on wacky adventures with your brother around the world and actually make something of your life
>>28788346
Doxxing is mean.
>>28788357
He's real. Im on his facebook profile now
>>28788318
I remember the BMW guy too. He was a lot of fun to wind up, by saying it was his dad's car. I think he was also the "I am moving to Budapest to get away from Muslims" guy. Might not have been Budapest, was somewhere in eastern europe though.
>>28788337
I wound up both of them but neither of them were me. The Atkins guy was extremely pathetic, whether or not he actually worked there. The guy who actually worked for BAE was sound. The guy who was only pretending was the same guy who posted timestamped photos of himself in the bath, I am pretty sure.
>>28788232
Sometimes I'll have to work on a submarine during its operation and it's a very similar feeling to Alien Isolating at night. The creaking and loud engine noises, you could almost be in space.
>>28788384
I'm on your facebook profile now.
>>28788409
I can believe that
Funny how Poleaboo had "an interview" and so wouldn't be posting just as "BritNormie" shows up.
Convenient.
>>28785230
How do I get rid of spots, someone told me to drink water, so far I'm washing my face with water everytime I piss
>>28788423
Pretty sure I've been posting here before Poleaboo was even on the scene.
>>28788436
don't use hot water, it dries the skin out
don't touch your face as much
cut down on oily foods
>>28788367
>tfw would just settle for a nice bike.
>>28785904
Get out you paki cunt
What do you lads think about the muslim patrols in muslim areas?
Turn 19 in a few weeks lads what should I do, don't have friends so was thinking of just drinking and watching tvlike every other day of my life
>>28788517
>What do you lads think about the muslim patrols in muslim areas?
I think they are a good way of keeping the Infidels in check.
>>28788517
>What do you lads think about the muslim patrols in muslim area
lads
i know it sounds gay but im lonely as fuck
>>28788423
Poleaboos interview is at 3pm
>>28788533
Arn't you supposed to be at an interview?
>>28788468
I've been saving up for a Honda Fireblade for quite some time now. I turn 24 in a few months so I'll be able to finally ride one.
It's all I want, I think every man should own a motorbike.
wew lads all this body image posting has inspired me to post my own beautiful masculine form
years of not getting picked in PE, not going to the gym and consistently eating 1 meal a day while shitposting or playing video games have left me completelyskinny
ttyl x
>>28788555
>Honda
Enjoy your reliability.
>>28788517
String em up mate.
Lads I keep having dreams about travelling the world with the hairy bikers.
I've been watching all their shows online and it's really depressed me that I'll never have a friendship like they do. Riding around Eastern Europe eating tasty foods and having fun would be my ideal life.
I can't even ride a motorbike so that makes it even more unlikely.
>>28788555
>>28788576
Btw...you know this already but, that's an insanely powerful motorcycle.
Be careful. Don't do anything stupid.
>>28788598
>Don't do anything stupid.
Like riding a motorcycle.
>>28788592
Have you watched Sons of Anarchy?
>>28788611
No, what's it about? I just really want to be friends with the hairy bikers.
>>28788635
lad i could be described as a biker, as well as being pretty hairy.
i still want to top myself and post here daily
also love me some trap porn
nothing changes, except you own a bike
>>28788598
I've been riding motorbikes since I was about 6, I'm not one of those chodes who jump straight on a 1000cc and blast down the street to maccy d's with Smith, Smithy and Smithster.
That being said, it's certainly not a toy and you're right about it being powerful.
>>28788610
Riding a motorbike is the best way to feel the power of god without being on PCP
>>28788155
Where do you live?
I'll fuck you up you virgin, rape your fucking family.
You got a younger sister?
>>28788657
>hairy biker
>anime posting
Hmmm
>>28788635
It's a series about a gang of white bikers who get into feuds with other gangs (mexicans, blacks).
There's a really strong sense of brotherhood between them which is why I thought you might like it. A lot of fat, hairy violent bikers who are actually a bit soft on the inside and quite friendly
>>28788727
Also the ending of it is god tier
>>28788635
>>28788727
i thought it was a cooking show
>>28788700
ive watched anime since the macross do you remember love film thing was released in 84
>>28788738
Stopped watching after season 5.
DoesJackieboy get outta guns
>>28788789
I watched it ages ago so I don't even remember.
Season 4 or 5 was the peak I think, 6 and 7 went pretty mental but it's worth watching.
Got my ds3 runs down to an hour and 8 minutes. I'm fucking autistic.
>>28788847
what the whole game?
What jobs do you lot have?
>>28788847
>tfw still haven't beatSouls of Cinder
I've not beatenGharmenon bloodborne either.
Completed the other souls games, including demon's which is still my favourite.
>>28788789
he did, honestly it's worth powering through just for the ending
>>28788883
yeah, been artistically playing it since it came out
>>28788896
Demons souls is fantastic, probably my favorite too
>>28788892
Full time dole scrounger
>>28788892
Work Thurs-Sun in a 24 hour cafe. I don't mind the shifts because I don't really socialise outside of work anyway and the people I work with work the same days so if we are going to go out for a drink or whatever it's usually a mon-wed.
Covered a few times for the mon-wed shifts and they're hell, no one comes in bar a few regulars and it's quiet as hell and cleaning only takes like an hour tops when no customers.
>>28788952
>96 hours non stop
that's not legal
Afternoon lads, just been diagnosed with autism
When does my free money rolling in?
>>28788998
*start rolling
shit
>>28788966
I meant to say I work nights.
Also, there is no law against how many hours you can work as long as you get your rest periods.
I work 10pm-6am every thursday, friday, saturday and sunday.
>>28788892
Shop assistant for a small local shop. Pay is minimum and it's stressful sometimes, but by and large it's not the worst job out there.
>>28788892
I run a creative advertising consultancy. Basically I help advertising agencies with ideas when they are short staffed or they need a new perspective on a problem they are facing.
>>28789083
Do you work for pakis?
I worked in a local spar once and the paki boss was a fucking nightmare. Always 'forgetting' to log hours I worked and I'd have to argue with him I worked those hours and then if he left me to close the shop he'd pay me until 10 when the shop closed, and not for the extra half-hour sorting everything.
It got the stage I just locked the shop door at 10 and left. Didn't bother cashing up the tills or counting the safe, stock etc.
I ended up leaving because it was fucking bullshit.
>went to the dole and they were not going to give me my money for 13 weeks because I quit. Then when I told them they story they basically said sounds about right and I ended up getting my money 2 weeks later.
>>28788385
So now you admit you was winding me up.
And It's Prague I'm moving to.
I have a new car now, an M4. My last one was just a 4 series, 430d. This one is much better and faster.
>>28789169
Nah, pretty well to do white family. They've always paid me on time and for white I've done so thankfully never had an issue with that. Sounds like your shop was a bit hellish.
Brit normie needs to shut the fuck up before I spark on his fucking face
>>28789177
I was winding you up.
Having said that, you work for your dad, and you were always bragging about how light your duties are and how much you get paid. Sounds like your dad basically bought you the car, since his company pays you an inflated salary.
Nice car but not to my taste. It's a bit flash.
>>28789240
If you were a real chav we'd get along well. I grew up in a shitty area so I know how to talk to them.
>misses is away out with her mum,
>I've got a bag of doritos, bottle of Irn Bru and Alien: Isolation on the ps4.
Gonna be a good day lads.
>>28789225
It was hell. Never trust a paki and never trust 'paper' clock ins.
I think he thought because I was only 17 at the time he could take the piss. Not me mate.
>tfw even though in my current job it's done electronically I always check my hours aside my payslip. (despite it being 10 years later)
>>28789108
Consultancy seems like such a nice gig. Wander in, charge 80 quid an hour and do the work of a normal employee
>>28789177
What colour was your old car again?
Daily reminder you should all vote for Donald Trump to be PM.
>>28788892
Personal trainer.
>Get paid 25 an hour to look someone up and down, give them either:
>Brosplits/SS based routine and carb intensive diet plan if skinny
>Same routine with heavier emphasis on cardio and diet plan avoiding carbs if fat
>Woman = cardio and yoga stretches
>Change up excercises a bit per person so nobody catches on that I'm telling them to do the same shit
>Stand there and yell GO ON ONE MORE BRAH CMON U GOT THIS U DA MAN for the rest of the hour
>Shit post on /fit/
It's alright
>Poleaboo tried combing his hair
>No matter what he does it still looks like shit
>>28789408
>reminder you should all vote for Donald Trump to be PM.
>>28789273
So did I all the chavs still picked on me
>>28789408
Meme man
>>28789325
More or less. I don't even walk in though. Most of my meetings are on Skype. I do have to go on-site occasionally but fortunately I love to travel and I can expense Business Class against my taxes.
>bought a prepaid PSN card from Grainger Games
>had a credit note with 15 quid left on it
>decide to get a copy of Phantom Pain since I fancy playing it again
>guy opens the drawer and hands me a copy
>get home
>peel the price sticker off the front
>it has the yellow box saying "NOT TO BE SOLD SEPERATELY" on the front
>he gave me a fucking bundle copy even though I deliberately picked up one that wasn't a bundle copy
Such an insignificant thing but it really triggers my autism.
>>28789386
>What colour was your old car again?
White
>>28789469
Alright, I also remember you. Both cars are nicer than mine
i'm moving to the uk.
what's the best place in the uk to get a part time job and take little vacations all over europe and get a qt british gf.
i'm a white anglo-saxon coming over on an ancestry visa
>>28789469
If we're talking just aesthetics I prefer the old one.
>>28789482
London is the only place with jobs
Also we have no qts, the blacks and the muslims took them all
>>28788533
>>28789429
>>28789442
You cant stand the fact people may have an opinion that differs from your own so you dedicate your whole day to collecting fedora images and posting them in reply to every comment you don't like.
And you claim the other person to be autistic.
>Come into work a bit earlier than usual
>Sat in the lounge watching the news chatting to the cleaner
>Political referendum talk is on
>Get talking about if we're voting in or out
>I say I'm leaning towards out because blah blah
>YEAH WE NEED TO KEEP IMMIGRANTS OUT INNIT, ALL THESE TERRORISTS COMING OVER
>Office turns to see how I deal with this
>TAKIN OUR JOBS ENGLAND SHOULD BE FOR THE ENGLISH, NO OFFENCE TO COLOUREDS MOST OF EM ARE SOUND LIKE
>I kinda dodge the shit and say yeah security is an issue, especially with the recent Paris attacks
>Awkwardly make excuses and waddle out the door before I get the racist book thrown at me by HR
Fucks sake why people gotta have "views"
>>28789533
Its fatty boy pakiapoo that does it
>>28789521
I don't want to live in london I want to live in England with other english people
>>28789558
Then you will be unemployed and deported eventually
>>28789549
>his cleaner isn't a pol
mate, your work is racist.
>>28789573
why would I be deported?
and I'm pretty sure I can find a job I'm quite handy
>>28789483
>If we're talking just aesthetics I prefer the old one.
That doesn't even make sense. The new one looks much better.
Maybe it's because when I took that picture of my old one, it had literally just come of the transporter, brand new with only a couple miles on it. Maybe because it's really clean looking you think it looks better.
>>28789594
There's nowhere in the UK where you can support yourself on a part time wage, let alone travel around Europe and have the status to have a GF.
People who are undecided or arguing stay, at least watch the brexit film then present a factual argument refuting the points presented.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAq1q1_swyM
If you think its biased which yes a good portion is, then feel free to present something else.
>>28789609
>>28789609
Wrong film, kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0&list=PLxmmqnJBgiEDkFrtkwGby9_HGHmzT6XNH&index=1
>>28789609
Ok, but you have to read through the brexit outcome paper that the government released yesterday and present a factual argument refuting it. I hope you're good at economic maths because they did a lot of it.
>>28789609
How about staying in the largest trading bloc in the world and not shutting our borders like some 16th century isolationist Japan that leaves us behind by 3 centuries?
>>28789416
Could you give me feedback on my routine, looking to get healthy not make sweet gains
>10 push ups
>20 burpees
>20 mountain climbers
>5 minutes shadow boxing
>40 sit ups
>50 curls
>15 lateral raise
>20 hammer curls
>10 static lunges
>30 minutes cycling
anything I should change/add/get rid of
>>28789605
1. I'm only planning to stay for a year or 2 and I have 20,000$ savings to travel europe so I only need money for living expenses
2. I'll get a qt gf on the merit of being foreign but still being a white anglo
3. Going to europe from britain is cheap as fuck it only costs 100$ to fly into europe.
>>28788998
if you got diagnosed under 16 ring PIP if not you don't get anything
>>28789669
>leaves us behind by 3 centuries
How are we being enriched by middle eastern immigrants who can barely speak English & are just traveling to our country for the benefits, whilst ignoring all the other countries they could live in along the way.
>>28789620
Honestly mate I don't have time to watch an hour long film about it. Plus the horror movie music at the start just makes it seem like propaganda to whip up emotions rather than presenting a logical argument.
My biggest concern is losing the right to live and work anywhere in the EU. Why is Brexit worth giving that up?
>>28789687
>3. Going to europe from britain is cheap as fuck it only costs 100$ to fly into europe.
Not for long
>>28789685
>cardio
Why not just take a dick in the ass like the queer you are.
>check my ex's facebook
>she has a new profile picture
>pic related
I feel as sick as a dog.
>>28789823
She looks pretty. Should just be happy that you got to have a go on her
>>28789817
Very helpful thanks
>>28789763
yes, hopefully UK will leave eu.
but for real, if you were moving to the UK for the first time where would you want to live?
>>28789731
>losing the right to live and work anywhere in the EU
you can go live anywhere you want if you have the skills required.
Other non eu countries are doing just fine if not better as the film points out.
thers nothing stopping us still coming to agreements on things.
the films mainly points out that without eu regulations and what we can and cannot do, we are free to do a lot more that would be positive for our economy.
>>28789852
>if you were moving to the UK for the first time where would you want to live?
Bradford for the real English experience
>>28789862
They aren't doing fine. They're bottom tier.
The only future for this country is inside the EU.
>>28789731
>My biggest concern is losing the right to live and work anywhere in the EU. Why is Brexit worth giving that up?
The type of person who votes for Brexit doesn't care about living in Europe. They are the type of people who go to Spain for 2 weeks and eat eggs, chips and beans every night. They are insular, small minded people who wouldn't even eat an unfamiliar meal let alone live in an unfamiliar country.
This is what drives them. The fear of the unfamiliar. They hate people from a town 30 miles away, so they certainly don't want to hear a foreign accent in the supermarket or on the bus.
They don't care about ruining your opportunity to live abroad. They can't imagine why you would ever want to live abroad in the first place.
Hopefully we don't let these neanderthals destroy Britain.
>>28789852
Cumbria. Englands garden, best county in the country
>>28789896
Cumbria fag here
The views are decent and the mountains are good but the towns are shitholes when you get to know them
>>28789862
>You can go live anywhere you want if you have the skills required.
Not as an entrepreneur.
I challenge anyone of you pussies to step to me.
>>28789823
Lmfaoooo, literally dating a hairy, ugly mudslime over you. Jesus christ look at that coat of fur, she isn't even bad looking either.
>>28789916
I'd step all over you.
Why are cover letters so boring to write
>>28789933
Where you at faggy boi
0161 reppin here
>>28789823
She looks a suspicious amount like that tranny that was posting in the Destiny general for ages
>>28789913
>The views are decent and the mountains are good but the towns are shitholes when you get to know them
I know all of this. I don't want him to know this
>>28789886
>They're bottom tier
50:55 minutes in.
>>28789879
>67% white
I'm immigrating FROM canada not TO canada
>>28789823
That is horrendous.
Could of at least got blacked instead.
>>28789984
Relevant European countries
>UK
>France
>Germany
>>28789984
Mate answer this:
How am I supposed to live in other countries as an entrepreneur?
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10266146
This week's movie poll closes tonight at midnight, get your votes in before then lads. Currently leading: Mega shark vs Giant Octopus
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10266146
Sitting in wetherapoons alone for lunch. Did it yesterday. Gonna do it all work.
Steak Tuesday today guys. Rump with my shipyard pale ale.
Listening to the alcoholics. So many interesting stories
>>28789961
I'm in Norfolk, if you're hard enough come and get me.
>>28789862
>you can go live anywhere you want if you have the skills required.
You would need skills, or lots of money. Will be a lot harder to escape this tiny overcrowded Island. Enjoy your Shariah law in the future, but I'm voting IN.
>>28790031
if you are an entrepreneur im sure you have the money to move wherever you want.
>>28790056
>This week's movie poll closes tonight at midnight, get your votes in before then lads. Currently leading: Mega shark vs Giant Octopus
Why lads?
>>28790083
>You would need skills, or lots of money
where are you planning to move to and be a neet?
>>28789888
>this entire fucking post
t. Mehetmet Abjar Tootsu Mohammed Imran Anjay VII
You fucking paki
>>28790059
Happily cuz.
tomorrow, you name time n place
>>28790084
It's not about the money. It's about a visa. You can't just buy a visa.
Do you ever look in the mirror only to be greeted by an ugly, short, repulsive idiot and think to yourself: why even bother?
What's the point in improving yourself if you look like this?
>>28790056
Could you please make it easier to filter you
>>28789888
This sounds like me and my entire family desu
>>28790126
fuck off you cunt.
Hes doing loads of us a favour and doesnt ask for anything in return.
>>28790118
Cromer Pier 2pm. You'll be swimming with the fishes.
>>28790178
>and doesnt ask for anything in return
Except your unending attention
>>28790178
but what about the people who don't want to see it, after a while it gets annoying
>>28790124
Yeah. How do you even change your ugly face?
>>28790165
No wonder you turned out the way you did. Please kill them and then yourself. You are the shittest people in Europe.
>>28790187
I will be there, what do you look like?
>>28789888
doesn't the fact that new york, london, paris, munich, and all the other world cities have been warped and twisted into cookie cutter globalist brown shitholes?
what is the point of living abroad if every european country loses that which makes it unique and valuable?
>>28790218
This is me. See you there.
>>28790194
What? One post a week?
Get over yourself.
>>28790238
can you name a downside to him making it easier for people to filter him?
>>28790224
Have you even been to any of those places?
To say that they are all the same is ridiculous. They are a lot more similar than they used to be, but that's because McDonalds, Starbucks etc are everywhere, not because of immigration.
Just went for a piss and it split out into two streams for no reason, pissed all over the floor for fuck sake.
>>28790233
That's not you, it's JD.
>>28790266
Haha what's the matter you scared?
>>28790252
can you name a downside to making it easier to filter you?
>>28790309
so you can't think of anything then?
>>28790291
No thats not me, ill be there and fuck you and jd up
Poleaboo is back from his job interview
When he arrived a chavvy looking man crassly told him to fill out some forms
I detecting a patronising tone and mild disgust
One of the forms asked me to declare any unspent criminal conviction and another warned they would be conducting background checks
I pussied out and admitted to my "crime"
After I was done he invited me into his office for an interview
He didn't smile or offer any form of warmth, just told me to "shut the door"
Looking over my form he said he didn't understand what I had written under the "criminal conviction declaration" part
I told him I said something mean on the internet and got fined 300 quid
He then asked if I had been asked about my criminal background over the phone
I said yes but at that time I had lied
And then it was over, he told me that he could not progress my application any further as a clean criminal record is required
I can't even get a fucking warehouse job
>>28788892
I work for the railway at a busy station in the South of England. It's pretty sweet, if you can make it through the first year you're pretty much unsackable because of muh unions. Also the money and benefits are top drawer for what the job really is, I wish I'd got a job on the railways when I left school desu.
>>28790119
no you get a visa by having either a job to go to, or a large amount of money in your bank to spend. which you would have as an entrepreneur. countries are not going to turn down business.
youre predicting a future where the day after all countries suddenly say no more English people.
you don't think we can make any future agreements ever again.
>>28790321
So you cant think of anything then?
oc
>>28788892
BT call centre.
Literally normie central. Hate being a failed norm
>>28790327
Good, i dont want you touching my stuff
>>28790327
You should have worn the suit.
>>28790370
I felt like a fucking idiot wearing even my fitted shirt and suit pants
The chav was laughing at me
>>28790379
Why didn't you wear a dress you fucking coward?
>>28790327
Your fucked man, only option is to follow the commands off Allah
>>28790394
The chav was already putting me down whilst I was dressed professionally
I can't imagine how small he would have made me feel if I wore my girl clothes
>>28790405
I'm thinking the same thing
I've got a decent story now
Literally what choice have I been left?
>>28790346
>or a large amount of money in your bank to spend. which you would have as an entrepreneur.
It's not a large amount of money to spend. It's a large amount of money that you need to invest, and we are talking millions of pounds. Also you usually need to invest that money in employing local people.
I am successful enough to have a good life but I don't have millions of pounds. I also don't need to employ anyone. If I did need to employ anyone I'd employ British people. You'd be asking me to sack my English employees and employ foreigners just so I could get a visa to live in a country that I can live in no problem today without any hassle at all, let alone having spare millions to invest and hiring/firing people.
Honestly mate you don't have a clue.
>>28790347
Don't you ever reply to me or my wifes son again or else
>>28790447
A warehouse is no place for a young girl anyway x
>>28790447
I'm not an expert, but I don't think allah likes trannies
>>28790454
You did this same thing on sunday
jokes dont stay funny
>>28790497
fuck off mate first time I've posted that meme
>>28790448
Nobody can predict future visa requirements desu.
People who support Brexit don't want to compete with immigrants for the shittest jobs in society, because they know that they are scum and that's all they are good for.
So they are going to vote to stop Britain's best from competing in Europe for the best opportunities just so they have a better chance of getting a shit warehouse job to buy eggs, beans and chips for their fat wives and ugly children.
Successful people support remain.
>>28790505
When someone mentioned a fight you said can you tell my wifes son to stop
>>28790535
not me lad
>>28790327
Maybe don't lie about your past
>>28790521
I vote remain so that I vote for the winner.
>>28790521
But without EU regulation the will be more home grown start up businesses as we can start doing things for ourselves again.
And without minimum numbers of immigrants white people might actually get jobs
>>28790569
They wouldn't have even given me an interview if I was honest
>>28790596
Yeah, so no loss of time to you and you arn't branded a liar
>>28790512
Why should I take a risk with future visa negotiations that could fuck up my plans when I have a sure thing with Remain?
>>28790580
>But without EU regulation the will be more home grown start up businesses as we can start doing things for ourselves again.
I run a business. Have no problem with EU regulations. Which business regulations are causing you a problem with starting your business?
>>28790617
right on, fellow remainian
who cares about being ruled by unelected bureaucrats who make the majority of our laws or the coming entry of turkey that will let over a 100 million turks freely access europe, giving us an effective border that starts in the middle east
i get cheaper phone calls when i go to magaluf innit
>>28790785
>>who cares about being ruled by unelected bureaucrats who make the majority of our laws or the coming entry of turkey that will let over a 100 million turks freely access europe, giving us an effective border that starts in the middle east
>>28790785
>i get cheaper phone calls when i go to magaluf innit
Actually some Magaluf scumbag is exactly the type of idiot who would support Brexit.
I'm an internationally mobile entrepreneur who doesn't want to be stuck on just one island. I appreciate that you are a small, insignificant person, but one country isn't big enough for some of us.
I'm sorry Pavel got that minimum wage job you wanted.
>>28790834
>I'm an internationally mobile entrepreneur who doesn't want to be stuck on just one island. I appreciate that you are a small, insignificant person, but one country isn't big enough for some of us.
Why don't you pay for visas then berty big bollocks
Still haven't received a letter from the job centre about my ESA appeal lads. Gonna have to get my mum to ring up and see what the delay is.
>>28790785
It's 2016, you can't shut yourself off on an island.
It's time to grow up and join the big boys in the real world.
>>28790834
>but one country isn't big enough for some of us.
lay off the pukka pies lad
>I'm an internationally mobile entrepreneur
this shitpost is incredibly triggering
>I'm sorry Pavel got that minimum wage job you wanted.
typical nihilistic middle class cunt who has nothing in his life he values more than cum and money
>>28790866
Do you have any idea how much it would cost? Millions. I don't have millions to throw away.
>>28790912
I value freedom too. The freedom to live anywhere in Europe I want.
>>28790871
How long has it been took a few months for me to hear anything
Have you ever fallen in love with a girl you've only ever seen through a screen?
How do you deal with it? I can't stop watching her videos.
>>28790880
its time grow up and join the big boys in the real world by being part of the only declining trade block which puts tariffs on goods from all countries outside it?
>>28790929
We rang up early last week and they said that they'd received the letter but the job centre isn't allowed to check on the appeal process for 2 weeks
That 2 weeks was up last Wednesday so we should have had a letter already.
>>28790922
>I value freedom too. The freedom to live anywhere in Europe I want.
You don't need the EU for that?
Decided to spend today tidying and cleaning, almost finished doing my desk now its taking forever but its so satisfying to have it looking nicer. What's everyone else doing today?
>>28790965
Uh yes you do.
Fucks sake man, brexiters are comically misinformed about almost everything.
>>28790935
>muh decline
Gee, couldn't have anything to do with the recession or Greece or Spain or Ireland could it?
The EU is more than simply a trading block, it's Europe's answer to the states. Once Britain's membership is no longer in question we will see rapid changes towards more centralised government and military.
>>28790932
I have fallen in love with a girl who I've only ever seen on a screenbecause she's fictional
pretty painful desu
>>28790993
oh i looked it up and there is actually a huge force field stopping you from entering switzerland and norway
sorry never heard about that, should've done my research lad
>>28791004
>Gee, couldn't have anything to do with the recession or Greece or Spain or Ireland could it?
Exactly, so why put tariffs on cheaper goods from other countries? Why stay shackled to a failing shithole?
>The EU is more than simply a trading block, it's Europe's answer to the states. Once Britain's membership is no longer in question we will see rapid changes towards more centralised government and military.
I guess it's my fault for being trolled by this satire, but this is really the most disgusting globalist attitude ever. The sort of people who think looking at a graph of gdp going up is all that matters in life.
>>28791019
And how long will it take to negotiate a deal like the EU has with Norway and Switzerland? It's not even a sure thing.
Sorry mate, I'll stick with the guaranteed rights I have now rather than pin my hopes on some future agreement that may or may not happen just because you don't like hearing Polish voices in Tesco.
>>28791004
>Once Britain's membership is no longer in question we will see rapid changes towards more centralised government and military.
VOTE LEAVE
O E O
T A T
E V E
E
LEAVE
E
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VOTE
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>>28791055
>anti-globalism
Yes let's revert to a state where each area of land is ruled by a feudal lord and peasants tend the fields.
>>28791084
>Pro-Globalism
Lets sell out our arseholes to corporate interests to secure the united states position on the top of the foodchain in the hopes that MUH TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS the occasional extra fiver lands in our pay packets every month
Island Nation Union with Japan and Australia when?
>see girl I like
>breathing becomes deep and slow
>heart rate increases
What do humans call this and how do I stop it
>>28791057
>And how long will it take to negotiate a deal like the EU has with Norway and Switzerland? Its not even a sure thing
Economically even if after two years, we have the very unlikely scenario where we have no deal at all, we still have a better scenario than the current situation paying 13 billion.
With regards to movement, you can just migrate to another country? With you know, those things called passports? mr big dick entrepeneur isnt going to be turned away is he? that is if you can fit through the fucking airport scanner
>just because you don't like hearing Polish voices in Tesco
How about mass rape on a level that has been described by as officials as possibly reaching up to a million victims?
oh wait you wouldn't know about that because you were born with a silver spoon up your urethra
>>28791084
Modern centralized governments have way more control than the government did 400 years ago in the UK if thats your problem.
>>28790834
So you're voting selfishly? But other people aren't allowed to vote with their self interests in mind?
Ok then m8
>>28790932
Who's videos? and yeah I know that feel
>>28791262
I'm not sharing her because I don't want to be judged, she's not a great looking girl but she's cute and has a nice personality, she's really grown on me. Also I want to keep her to myself, I couldn't bear to see cruel or inappropriate things posted about her.
>>28790327
wahey
smelly paki cunt
>>28791291
how many subscribers senpai? maybe she is the same
Poleaboo is considered getting a donner on chips in order to forget about the pain sustained during the failed job interview
>>28791328
90 thousand subs
she's popular in her home country
>>28791366
how can you fall in love with a girl who has probably had a penis inside her
>>28791366
oh well it's not same girl
>>28791384
that's why I'm not attracted to western girls
but I know she's pure
>>28791442
mate she's probably had miles of slavic/chink dick up in her
>>28791560
not all women are whores you know
>>28791234
Autism, and you cure it with a long drop onto concrete
>>28791604
>not all women are whores you know
>>28791366
>90 thousand subs
???
>>28791560
Makes it better tbfh
Got diagnosed with autism today.
Does that mean bentons?? The lady said theyre going to help me set up PIP and pass my ESA thing.
>>28791772
If you're aspieness makes you incapable of finding a job, then yea, you get the autismbux
>>28791803
complete recluse for 9 years.
>>28791931
That's nothing to do with your autism. I know autistic people that have jobs, so you will be able to get a job too. Stop being lazy.
>>28791938
sorry, gonna take the bentons
reparations for what people did to me whenever i tried desu
got 10 chillies on my Nandos card lads (okay hand emoji)
>>28791948
Good lad. Enjoy the bennies, and sleeping til noon
>>28791960
So you've got one of each reward or what? Having trouble understanding how that reward scheme works.
got an offer for leeds uni lads
well chuffed
>>28791995
i'm as confused as you desu
think i just get a red reward though
>>28791960
Nandos.
Its kfc with a waitress mate... And even then if kfc is busy they bring.your food
>cooking burgers
>the shrink to half the size.
Pretty sure they must have been 70% water.
>tell grill you like her
>she says she's not interested
>'but we can still be friends!'
>try to be friends
>being very polite and friendly and down for hanging out but ever since the she's been keeping her emotional distance, never have a real deep conversation with her, doesn't reply to messages as often as she used to etc
>go to see her perform today
>you and two other people are the entire audience
>she's good
>after the performance say hi to her with the other friends and she pretty much talks entirely to them
>penny drops
>'oh she doesn't actually give a shit and want to be friends in any form now she's just being polite'
guess I'm back to smoking and drinking then lads
Saw X-Men Apocalypse for free.
It's not even worth your time lads.
If I drink four litres of beer a night am I an alco?
>>28792459
t. Marvel Studios intern
Still got the shit lads.
Been on the toilet all day.
In the bath now and I think I might slip under.
>>28792494
Lad, seriously, if you liked that garbage, you're delusional.
The only good bits were:
>Jennifer Lawrence's cleavage for about 30 seconds
>Olivia Munn's cleavage
>Quicksilver saving the kids
>Quicksilver beating the fuck out of Apocalypse
I think if I want to keep my hair I need to consider treatment.
Is it worth going to the (NHS) GP? Considering my hair loss is relatively small, but noticeable. Will he laugh at me and tell me to piss off?
Back from wageslavery lads gunna get a bit drunk and watch youtube vids while mummy cooks tea!
How has everyone's day been?
>>28792448
>actually tried to pursue the friendzone
>>28792681
lackluster
just sort of boring you know? it's my day off but I can't enjoy it because I've got to be up at 5 for work
>>28792569
Can't you just get that Propecia shit off the internet?
>>28792775
That's shit mate. You should get paid if you have to get up so early it ruins your day off imo.
>>28792824
el oh el
if only that were how it worked
>>28792793
Yeah but professional consultation would be good.
FUCKING CUNT CETHGUEFGUGUEF GUFE GUECGUE FGUHJHKEF JKFE HJEFH UG UI EFY
Does anyone happen to have this camera (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-DSCW800-Digital-Compact-Optical/dp/B00IK01PJC/) if so could you post some photos from it
>>28793172
I have a similar one but I reckon they're all more or less the same
>>28793172
Yeah i have heres a pic of my gf i think it really captures her beauty
i just dont know anymore lads
is anyone else going to mcm comic con london
i don't want to be alone again
>>28793172
there are photos on the commens u pleb.
20mp that's more than my Nikon d90 I think.
looks okay for the price. if in doubt go ask /p/
>>28793329
thanks man, didn't even know /p/ existed
>>28793282
i have sunday off so i might pop in if i hear about anything interesting
last times i went though the only fun part was cosplaying and meeting up with others for photos, the actual convention was shit and i am now too old and jaded for cosplaying and fun thing
>>28793241
I never knew anyway.
>>28793282
and walking awkwardly with someone you don't know if going to be better?
>>28793282
it's a shit bootsale
utter waste of time
Back home after a long day of wagielife to find Argos fucked my Overwatch pre order.
The only upside to today has now been erased.
>>28793172
Sony Cybershot W830
Same price range
Had to reduce the size by half to post it
>>28793418
are u a grill or a cross dresser or something,
my sister wants me to go to newyork and take her wedding photographs.
cos they think I take good photographs.
im just an amature, all that pressure..
but wedding photographers are like 5+grand
>>28793477
I don't think any girl on the planet has such shit taste in shoes
>>28793477
I'm trans
>>28793492
Those are nice boots
>>28793492
you say that, how did the uggs trend come about
>>28785230
>tee girls think uncut ducks look weird because they watch too much yank porn
feelsbadman
Got a job interview lads, what do to celebrate?
>>28793567
tfw*
dicks*
>>28792535
I enjoyed it except the fact that it was basically about muh jews all over again and they killed off angel despite him being the cutest
>>28793559
i fuck my gf while she wears uggs its hot
>>28793579
Poleaboo doesn't want to hear about job interviews after his experience today
>>28793510
You can't wear those shoes with what? Basketball shorts, boots are for jeans and those boots are awfully bland anyway
>>28793510
>I'm trans
*I want attention
fixed it for you
>>28792569
>going to the NHS for hair loss
Those jews don't even pay for cancer drugs so what do you think?
>>28793618
I was just looking at colours
brown + navy is stylish
>>28793625
to be fair it was me that asked wtf im looking at.
>>28793579
get the job before you celebrate
What do you think of Crossrail? they want to tunnel under my house
>>28793579
Go out on the piss tonight as a reward.
>Preorder Overwatch from Game
>Doesn't turn up on time.
Nice to know that they're still utter garbage. They've probably sent me the wrong thing too.
is it too early to have tea? (as in dinner, w/e the fuck u wanna call it)
>>28793714
anything that might help relieve the fucking horrendous tube/rail congestion in london/uk in general is a good thing
>>28785230
>my father has a stroke
>unsure about its severity I call the medium emergency number
>they tell me that they cant be bothered helping and I will have to call my gp
>gp tells me to come in two weeks time
>nothing to do other than maybe pray we wait
>father stabilises by himself
>two weeks pass
>visit doctor
>Well, theres nothing left to be done. You should have came earlier so we could treat it and it would go away faster
>mfw
Fuck the NHS. They get paid insane dosh to sit around all day and drink coffee.
>>28793714
i hope they tunnel through your house
got a fivepack of sainsburys jam doughnuts lads
good times tonight
>>28793641
I'm ok with paying (private or otherwise) for the drugs, it's more about asking someone professional rather than memelords and degenerates on the internet what to do considering the circumstances.
>>28793939
The drugs that actually work will probably need a prescription that they won't give you or require you to see a specialist that either doesn't exit or has a huge waiting list
>>28793678
>a wall of horse vaginas
>>28793862
Stroke is a 999 call. 111 wouldn't treat you like that and the GP wouldn't be so laid back about it either.
Such a bollocks story, your dad would be dead.
>>28793862
Also, more stories:
>Something happens to mom
>She literally writhes and cries in agony for two days straight
>on the second day we get really worried and call emergency
>we are sorry but we cant take your mother to the hospital. She might actually be sick unlike other patients which are crazy old people we are obligated to take in and she could infect them. We dont want that
>mfw
>have severe mental issues
>try to make an appointment with a psychiatrist
>had to wait 12 months
>gp admitted it was because he couldnt be bothered to mail te referal letter for over 6 months, even though he already had it written and lying on his desk
>just think of all the schools i could shoot up in the meantime
>>28793984
i would post actual horse vaginas but i feel that would be leading this thread down a dark path
>>28794015
>mom
>just think of all the schools i could shoot up in the meantime
sorry but gtfo yank ree etc
>>28793851
How about sending the immigrants to York instead of London all the fucking time?
>>28794015
12 months of her writing in agony?
>>28794005
I chose the `non immediate life threat but still an emergency` option and thats exactly how they treated us. Also my doctor is some weid indian guy that gives zero fucks about anything for that matter.
>>28793862
>not calling 999 for a stroke
>>28793979
>>28793939
Go to Belgravia Centre. Finasteride and minoxidil doesn't require a prescription
>on the work programme
>stopped receiving appointments around late february-early march
>dont contact them because they're pretty useless idiots
>still sign on at job centre
>get a call today
>its from my work programme advisor
>acts like she's never met me before
>tells me I should be attending as shes sent appointments although she hasn't
>makes one for next week after pretty much 3 months of 0 contact
Fuck sake lads, I hate this bitch she literally makes me fill out every job I've applied for and the cheeky cunt acts like she's been helping me after pretty much dropping me then suddenly out of the blue contacting me again. Since I never contacted them shes probably going to fuck me over now but its her fault for essentially giving up on me. Oh well...
>>28794072
Cos there's so many jobs up in York int there lad
>>28794072
Fuck off, York is a great place to live no need to ruin it
>>28794049
English is my second language and I was taught in a weird ass universal way that is neither brit nor burger. Also most of the gramatical structures I use were directly learned from reading various written works done in different dialects.
>>28794073
>>28794200
Post was cut short. Was meant to write something along the lines of u wot m8 and ask you to read with comprehension.
>Broke my arm
>Sat in A&E with my snapped limb in a fucking ice bucket for 2 hours because the waiting line is so long
>Look around the waiting room
>It's all fucking 80 year olds and tossers who decided they feel a bit poorly so better go to the fucking hospital and make a Facebook status about it
I fucking hate this shit
Everyone complains about the NHS waiting times but the only reason they're so long is because of all these fucking sheltered dickheads that go to hospital over fucking nowt and cog up the system
I've been to hospital like twice in the last 10 fucking years, once for a broken arm and once for some weird fever that lasted 6 weeks and made me lose 3 stone
>>28794200
>English is my second language
yeah we've told you before hans we don't want you posting here
Late night tea followed by some last minute revision and then some peep show.
Whats everyone else doing for the rest of the night?
>>28794348
The wait is insane at my clinic but whenever I actually go there its almost completely empty and the doctors are chatting with the receptionists and having tea untill my time comes and they reluctantly take me to the office.
>>28794405
I too am revising. My exam is on the 7th and is my driving theory.
How about you?
>>28794414
When I go there always seems to be like 2 doctors taking in patients and everyone is waiting for them even though like 10 doctors should be working there
>>28793477
Yeah they just want you to do it for free
>>28794528
well theyre paying for everything and theyre not rich. if I say no that be x-grand added to their bill.
ill probably say yes cos its my sister but all that pressure, fuck that.
>>28793510
>I'm trans
You're a fat, smelly, Paki peice of shit.
>>28794348
kek, when I went to A&E with a broken arm I got seen straight away despite there being a huge queue. I'll never forget the look on all the butthurt time wasters faces.
>applying for a job because i'd really like some money this summer
Fuck this, I was happy when there was no opportunities for me but now there's the possibility of work I'm insanely anxious about both getting the job or not getting the job.
>>28794387
I know Bangladeshi more British than the average anglo. Most of the true britbongs don`t even know their own language outside of practical use, and even that is not a given. And don`t even try to get me started on British values and virtues. They are long lost and all that is left are multiple variations of chavs.
>>28794580
If you want money this summer you should have worked in winter. You'll be working all summer and won't have any time to spend it.
>>28794597
>Bangladeshi
When is this useful to anyone outside of Bangladesh? Oh, never.
You're like those idiot Europeans that think speaking their third world language is impressive. English works in every country in Europe, theirs works in one.
>>28794557
well, you can be all those things and still be trans, i assume
>>28793862
A stroke is a 999 issue. You're full of shit go shill for bypass elswhere Jeremy.
Hodor lads.
HODOR.
HOLDOR.
HOL DOR.
HOLD DOOR.
>>28794512
Business studies, tomorrow at 8:45
>>28794580
Try ti get a temporary part time gig that way you don't have to do too many hours and you know you will be leaving at some point.
I went to A&E once
just want to join in
>>28794580
>>28794621
Why would you want money during summer anyway, it's shit
>>28794015
>>28794113
Ah so you're an illegal or your full of shit. Good to know
>>28794641
That`s not what I was saying. I meant that even people from a shithole like Bangladesh that live in UK know English better than the average native briton.
>>28794621
Sorry, I didn't mean to say I wanted money in summer. I'd just like to earn some this summer to pay off some overdraft, and buy a PS4 for Bloodborne.
>>28794661
It's a temporary full time job I'm applying for. Will be full time all summer which is good for me because no other plans and lots of money (by my standards anyway).
>>28794678
Yeah summer is shit, you're right. I want money in general not for this specific season.
>>28794656
how long will i have to hold the door for
what if my arm starts to hurt
>doing driving lessons on a single carriageway
>guy behind wants to overtake since I'm only doing 35 on a 40 road
>as he begins to overtake I increase my speed to 40 and he is forced to stop and get behind me
>beeps and see he is visibly frustrated in my rear view mirror
I made him my bitch
>>28794654
We were not aware that it was a stroke at that time. It was only confirmed afterwards.
>>28794747
They don't. I work with some and I am telling you this first hand, not even the brown customers understand them.
>>28794777
>I'm only doing 35 on a 40 road
>women drivers
I know that's you Monica
>>28794747
Would you care to enunciate, I do believe that you point raised is drawn to such a large degree of error that you are inherently making a fool out of yourself.
Does anyone know what series of skins has the psycho character, they meet him on holiday and one of them has an accident
>>28794651
Not 3 months ago he was straight. Then someone grassed him in to the rossers and he's trans.
Buuuullllshhhhiiiitttteee
>>28794673
i wanted to join the police and probably could of done but didnt because people on britfeel told me not to
im a fucking idiot
>>28794122
Because nobody invests in it because "muh countryside" and "muh historic buildings"
>>28794126
Share the pain or don't share the budget faggot. i'm not propping up your far-away white heaven while I get raped by pakis
>>28794706
huh?
>>28794824
>Share the pain or don't share the budget faggot. i'm not propping up your far-away white heaven while I get raped by pakis
York isn't propped up at all you schmuck, its doing great
>>28794806
i thought being a tranny and being gay or straight wasn't the same thing
>>28794810
learn to make your own decisions
it's like the other night when someone was posting pics of a bird asking britfeel whether she was hot or not
not relevant, it's your life to live not theirs, your skirt to chase or job to get
>>28794764
only until the mad king escapes
>>28794777
People like you should be put in camps
Well Im not making a new thread
im making new thread everyone else fuck off let me
>>28794777
do this with mopeds all the time, hilarious desu
>>28794959
I made new thread.
throwback edition
>>28794995
>>28794810
Nah it's a bad idea. You can join the specials without the obligation to see what it's like for yourself.
>>28795024
He's fucked it up lads, someone make a proper one
>>28795024
>birtfeel
oh mate...
>>28785852
Stay
I do a STEM degree and the second-largest funder of scientific research in the UK is the EU council, if we leave the entire sector I'm gonna look for employment in will be fucked
>>28795110
It doesnt say birtfeel you cuck
>>28795090
grow up pussy boi or fucking fight me faggot virgin cuck nigger
>>28794847
>tfw my local London council ships all new immigrants to Luton
York is next
>new thread deleted
The mod is a /britfeel/er?
Wow where teh fuck did my new thread go?
>>28794777
>Going around a long blind bend on a single carriageway
>Slow down to about 10
>Look in rear view after about 10 seconds and see that there are 15 cars roughly
>They cant overtake because of oncoming traffic
>The oncoming traffic stops as we reach the end of the bend
>Guy goes to overtake
>Floor the pedal and go faster than him and he had to pull back in behind me
>Mates in the back are all pissing themselves
>Guy who tried to overtake had a Germany plate
>Zoom all the way to the end of the road and take odd route home
Feels good doesnt it famalam
>>28795223
Oooh that's a good one. I'll have to remember that.
>>28794113
Belgravia centre looks expensive and far away, but it will be an option for me if self treatment fails. Thanks
I like ICP, taylor swift, justin bieber. queen and metallica - Why do people judge me harshly when I admit this
>>28795422
Because you're in the 1% of people with good music taste. Of course it will seem like the majority of people disagere with you.
>>28795422
You say Jonas Brothers I say McFly
You say Taylor Swift I say Avril Lavigne
you say Justin Bieber I say Kid Rock
share if you are a 90s kid who knows real music
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