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Britfeel - uncucked edition
Justice for /britfeel/
First for vote out
delete this right now. I was the original and I shall be again.
Me on the left.
How does this make you feel?
>>28795242
Good one mate. You're a fucking failure among failures
>>28795243
Like all beastiality, it makes me feel sick
>>28795243
Neutral.
original ma8tey
first for
>tfw brit tranny
;-;
>>28795257
Meet me in manny then
>>28795243
You have very hairy shoulders
>>28795243
you are seriously hairy dude. Holy shit.
>>28795283
Why is your entire fucking identity "I'm a tranny"?
The rest of your "ilk" is the exact same as well. You're evert a fan of video games, lover of literature, or creator of art. You're always just a tranny
>>28795354
Poleaboo feels there is much more to himself than simply being trans
>>28795243
Did you buy her uggs and an ipad with your call centre pay check?
>>28795378
Autsim, it's got to be the autism.
>>28795378
Which is why 99% of your posts are revolved around you crossdressing?
Yea, cut the shit
>>28795378
Still waiting for the timestamped underwear picture you promised us.
>>28795417
Why do you want to see his big hirsute Arab arse crack in knickers?
Are you a poof too?
I like ICP, taylor swift, justin bieber. queen and metallica - Why do people hate me for this?
Drinking gin and rewatching NGE lads.
Post your waifus and share how you're spending this evening.
>>28795417
Not gonna be in underwear
I'll get you a pic tomorrow probably, that's when my memory card arrives so I can take a large volume of pics without worrying about filling the internal storage
>>28795413
Not true
Had issues with a job interview today
>noisy fucking pakis outside at all hours of the day
I need to move. Being driven out of my own home by these inconsiderate fuckwits.
>>28795465
>Not playing mind games with them for keks
>>28795457
Yesterday it was tomorrow. Today it's also tomorrow. Your hijra camwhore isn't online?
Last week it was Manchester, then it was Aberdeen, then it was Lancaster.
Every post you change something.
Before your next post, get together with your little team and organise your story better.
>noisy fucking white pigs outside at all hours of the day
I need to move. Being driven out of my own home by these inconsiderate fuckwits
>>28795451
Wheres the girl from lad, new to anime
>>28795354
it's a mental illness
like depression it saps the ability to focus on other things or to have any drive to do stuff
you're totally right and it's a terrible thing but until NHS mental healthcare pulls their finger out and gives me antidepressants instead of transferring me from waiting list to waiting list there's not a lot I can do
>>28795485
can you give an example
whats your super weird fetish lads?
>>28795577
I'm not an overgrown child so I don't have any
Had around 3 shits and 7 pisses today, am I dying lads?
>>28795577
Quite into vacbeds, if im honest
>>28795577
recently I've been into necro
>>28795243
>those eyebrows
>that shoulder hair
Fucking hell I thought I was hairy.
>>28795610
not at all. I go for 2 shits and around 15+ pisses per day and am still alive
>>28795520
Release the hounds on them. Muslims are scared of dogs.
I'm having to move out of my house because of chavs on the roof.
>>28795592
Right because that's the way fetishes work...
>>28795577
Wouldn't say it's "super weird". Not like those footfags
>>28795610
I do 3 shits and like a piss an hour
I drink 3 liters of water a day though, but then also 6-8 pints of beer so I'm not exactly the epitome of human health.
I'm into incest and I really dont want to be.
Id never do it in real life but I just like watching other people do it.
Also watched some super weird shit earlier and worried Im gonna get put in a mental bin or some shit aha
>>28795703
whats the name of this
how do i find girls with masks and shit like that really hot
I'm into latex (no masks),oil , Incest and some bondage
Is anyone here diagnosed bi polar? If so how did you know to go to the doctor? What happens if you get diagnosed? Is it worth it?
>>28795848
I most likely am but im not diagnosed.
If im just depressed and angry all the time is that something different?
>>28795848
>self diagnosing
oc
>>28795769
>how do i find girls with masks and shit like that really hot
Does it have to be translucent latex or just generally?
I love really pale ginger girls maybe even some freckles and im somalian lads what do?
Im fucki g one tonight wish me luck ladds
>>28795879
I meant a diagnosis from a doctor, obviously.
ulnar side of my left wrist really fucking hurts when I bend my wrist inward (palm towards forearm) or lift anything
what's wrong with it?
I am moving to britain and need help deciding where in britain to live
>Fond of
Nature
Guns
Historical landmarks
qts who could pass as my sister
>Do not fancy
Muslims
Office people
The french
hot summers
I want to get a wagecuck job and live in a house with a bunch of normies and take advantage of the cheap flights out of britain to travel europe and see all the historical landmarks. Then I want to seduce a qt3.14 and bring her back to Canada as my wife.
>>28795243
Seen it before. It makes me feel slightly depressed that there are people out there who willingly pretend to be a turkroach
>>28796001
Manny
0161
>>28796001
can't let you in until you join eurovision lad
who /cycle/ here? Just got back form a ride
>>28796001
Norwich probably
it's a UNESCO heritage site and has some of the oldest buildings in the country, including a fuckton of churches and one of the tallest cathedrals in the country
some sections of the medieval city wall are still standing and it also has great shops and a nice alternative scene, it's known for being a city of oddballs
having lived there for 3 years I've got to say, visually it's fucking beautiful, it's like living in a Studio Ghibli movie
>>28795243
Nice to see you have settled down with a nice girl, Poleaboo
>>28796056
forgot pic
originalorginalorignal
>>28796032
I hear manchester a lot. It's high on my list, I hear people there don't like muslims and I don't like muslims so I will already have one thing in common with them.
>>28796035
I have an ancestry visa for certified anglo blood. Can't stop me I'm coming.
>>28796056
Would it be hard for a laborer type white anglo to get a wagecuck job in norwich?
>>28796112
looks incredible
I had what felt like earwax in my ear, couldn't get it out and poked it for a bit. It was muffled and still is. Is my hearing going to come back? I've had swimmers ear before and I think it might be that
>>28796123
nah it's a fairly prosperous place, it's never been an industrial city like Birmingham or Manchester or Liverpool so it never had to deal with the Thatcher-era slump in manufacturing etc.
it's home to a world-class university and was traditionally a merchant city and was the second-biggest city in the country behind London at one point
plenty of work about
>come home
>check e-mail
>see this
Super stoked lads, best day ever desu
>>28795939
A doctor once told me if you think you have mental illness a you most likely have mental illness b
>>28796053
>tfw loved cycling as a kid
>now live in an area where I'd legitimately get attacked and robbed
>>28796148
I havnt been able to hear through my left ear for 2 months.
>decide my onitis is taking the piss out of me
>stop talking to her
>never felt more lonely in my life
shit feel desu
>>28796176
>thunderbird
ma nigga
>>28795577
Choke her, slap her, spank her, cum on floor and maker her eat it, cum in her hair, slap her with my penis, twist/tie her into weird position, order her around, have her stay completely still while i do weird shit, roleplay/uniforms (something with a power dynamic like maid/master, student/teacher), mess with her butt, bite her, pull hair. anything with that power dynamic really.
I have a bit of a struggle liking this stuff sometimes because I really do like women and I don't want to do this to someone I love and respect, but at the same time it's hard for me to look at a partner's face and really love and respect them when the way I get off is by degrading them. sort of like I lose respect for them after doing all this shit, but it's all that works for me. eh I guess there are people with worse problems, at least I'm not into horses or something.
>>28796190
One of my siblings and my dad have been diagnosed with it which has got me thinking that it might also be the reason I am a bit mental.
>>28796266
only sane people describe themselves as crazy
>>28796143
It also literally backs onto one of the country's most famous natural parks, The Broads. Basically miles and miles of open fields and tiny villages alongside ancient man-made waterways and lakes. It's where the dog-eating episode from Peep Show is set.
>>28796211
I've always lived in an area where you get attacked outside which is why I stopped leaving the house when I was about 15.
>>28796223
Lad why? Have you considered going to the doctor?
>>28796291
>>28796143
I myself am thinking of buying a houseboat and living on the Broads eventually if I ever make that kind of money. looks pretty god-tier.
>>28796281
Oh? I didn't read that study.
>>28796233
Glad I'm not the only one actually using a program to read my e-mail rather than just checking it in the browser like every other muppet seems to do.
Everyone at my uni just forwarded their .ac.uk address to their Gmail inbox and checked it online, the plebs
>>28796338
it's a Sigmund Freud quote
>>28796328
Fell asleep with those in ear headphones in, rolled on to my side and got it stuck up there, when I got it out all I could hear was ringing for 3 days then nothing.
>>28796266
What are you experiencing that is worrying you. I am a psychology student studying to work with troubled children, so obviously I am not exactly an expert yet but I might be able to give some basic advice whether there's anything you should go to a doctor for or whether you're worrying yourself over nothing.
>>28796331
>[
what kind of money would you need?
>>28796352
>linking up your emails to make it easier for zog
>>28796355
No it isn't...
fuck off robot
>>28796433
if you say so
oc
FUCK YES LADS
50% extra time for wanking and crying
>>28796481
I work 6 days a week so bank holiday weekends are amazing for me, even though they are just the equivalent of weekends for normal people.
>>28796481
>bank holiday
eh
at least i'll get time and a half
Only just realised I ONLY HAVE 2 WEEKS LEFT
>Joe Rogan hasn't done a podcast yet this week
What the fuck am I supposed to listen to now you bald meathead cunt?
>>28796390
30000 pounds plus maintenance and mooring
plus of course you've got living costs to cover
>>28796558
your own thoughts
i'm so sorry
>>28796056
>>28796112
Tell me about it, fuck am I glad I went and studied at UEA instead of staying in the cesspit that is Ipswich, 100% most beautiful city in mainland England
>>28796557
yeah same senpai, been too busy revising to look for work or where I'm gonna live, first exam tomorrow, panic mode engaged
>>28796606
I have two tomorrow and im gonna fail both
Lads how short would you say this is at the sides?
Like what should I ask for, 1?
>>28796625
iktf
>tfw only done like two days revision because depressed and waiting on nhs for treatment
>it's hardcore geochemistry shit
>>28795451
Eating noodle soup and doing nothing of note like every other evening
>>28795451
My name is Christine Weston Chandler and this is me and my waifu.
Trying this Iceberg American Pale Ale. Is really good. Very crisp.
>>28796646
if you're overweight you'll look ridiculous
>>28796676
>geochemistry
Tell us some geochemistry anon
>>28796776
I really can't stand his tranny gimmick. Wish he would go back to fighting with internet trolls.
>>28796804
Exact same shape as jack.
>>28796646
ya thats a 1.
>>28795497
She is Oomuro Sakurako, official best girl of YuruYuri
>>28796481
>work a bank holiday
>get 1.5 times the pay and an extra day added to my holiday allotment
brilliant
Looking for a lewdish anime like toradora or Kotoura-san
Anne Robinson has converted to Islam
>>28797015
kodomo no jikan, very close to the wire
>>28796646
Take this photo in with you
>>28797038
she's dressing up for the telly you jebend
>>28796646
That's more like a 3 on the sides with a 5 on top.
This is what you say: "Short back and sides please mate, 5 on top and a 3 with a fade on the sides".
>>28796807
ocean and terrestrial carbon sinks currently absorb 57% of CO2 emitted via fossil fuel burning. however the amount of fossil fuels being burnt is still increasing, so even though the airborne fraction has stayed the same since the 70s, the total ppm of CO2 in the atmosphere has still gone up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAb6ozO0tk0
reminder that this won Eurovision in 2002
>>28796053
>hatfield
i'd rather live in slough
>>28796423
>purposely making things more difficult for yourself just to slightly inconvenience some jew somewhere
>>28797200
Don't listen to this guy, he's full of shit.
I get a 2 on the sides and it looks quite a bit longer than in the pic
>>28797487
You realise that grades in the UK are measured in mm and not eighths of an inch?
He wants a grade 3.
>>28795577
I want the same thing as what >>28796245 described, but being on the receiving end.
>>28797550
I get a 3 at the sides and mines not as short as that
Dunno why youre arguing when you clearly haven't a clue
>>28797621
If you ask for a three and get something longer than that you're being mugged off. You, clearly clueless about hair, are being sold a lazy cut for the price of a proper one.
Sorry to be the one to break this to you pal.
>>28797550
Wot
I'm in the UK and I get a 2. There is no way the guy in the picture has a 3.
You're just another one of these guys who starts pathetic arguments on here to entertain themselves.
>>28797655
>thinking a quarter inch is shorter than 2mm
Drink bleach.
>>28796646
that is not a 3, 1 or 2.
>>28797721
Grade 1 is pretty much skinhead, not what that guy has.
http://menshair.about.com/od/shorthaircutsstyles/ig/Short-Styles---Gallery-3/Crewcut.htm
Is a grade 3, same as >>28796646 on the sides with the taper like I originally instructed.
So fuck off.
>>28797294
What are the potential consequences of ocean acidification as a result of continued CO2 absorbtion?
m8s I want to sign up to a "file host" for just one month to download some things, the membership automatically renews but they say it can be cancelled at any time, what are the chances that I'm never able to cancel it and end up subscribed for the rest of my life?
>>28797843
is there no $2 trial option?
that's what I use usually, especially with porn sites and then snatch the backlog
>>28797843
>what is asking a bank to stop direct debit
i have rapidgator premium
>>28797778
>Grade 1 is pretty much skinhead
that's a zero
The pic is a 1 or 2
>>28797897
you're a zero
ohhhHH!!!
what should i order from the deepweb lads
ordered these dudeweedlmao chocolates and they arrived the next day
the novelty hasn't warn off yet, want to order something else now
Which ethnicity creates the best kebab
Pakis?
Turks?
Other?
>>28797897
Grade 0 is no hair, skin only. Grade 1 looks like a grey fuzz as in pic related.
Leave haircuts to the professionals little boy you clearly don't know a thing.
>>28797862
Cheapest is $5 for 3 days (k2s), but even that is recurring, that would potentially be the most dangerous if I couldn't stop it.
>>28797871
But what if they can't, what if it's all a ruse?
>>28797953
speed, Netherlands amp is supposed to be the bomb
>>28797953
>muh deepweb
You know 'deepweb' just means 'doesn't show up on a search engine'? Even these 'darknet' programs like Tor aren't actually safe. But whatever, you're an immature idiot.
Buy a rope and hang yourself.
>>28797977
Poleaboo would like to warn you about porn site trials
They may only give you access to a few videos
>>28797988
not a fan of speed desu
>>28797993
someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning
>>28795577
Pet/master stuff.
Me as pet.
>>28796291
one of the countries most famous natural parks...
man made waterways...
which is it spag.
moron
Literally done nothing apart from 4chan since getting in from work at 1830.
Is this all there is after university? Will it be this way until death now?
>>28798271
Pretty much anon... That's life.
>>28798271
What do you want to do instead?
>>28798271
That's me. Home at 5:40, 4chan until 11.
>>28798525
I wish I knew.
No motivation to play any vidya, no energy or desire to fap. Nothing on iPlayer.
>>28795195
got the day off tomorrow lads, whey
Need to go to be because I haven't slept in ages and I have two exam tomorrow and I think I'm gonna shit myself in the exam cause I've had 17 today. Oh god what if I do stomach please stop.
>>28797592
which gender are you?
if you're a guy, do you feel it's normal being into this stuff?
>>28795741
Same lad
Disgusts me to think of doing it IRL but the porn is so fucking hot
>>28796646
ask for a 2 atleast, then if you think that's not short enough you can go 1.5 1 , 0 being bald.
that's a nice fade.
best too long than too short, cos you cant fix short.
>>28798687
Just find a hobby.
Any chance anyone can give Poleaboo some real advice now that it seems getting a job is really quite impossible for him?
Thanks for telling me it was a 1 lads.
cba to reply to all of you sorry
>>28797796
CORAL BLEACHING
>>28799088
>him
Stop misgendering yourself
Now that you are a girl go and get yourself a sugar daddy
>>28798794
>implying there are women on britfeel
No, it's probably not normal and I know I definitely have some self-loathing issues which almost certainly play into it somewhat. Hopefully I will some day magically stumble across a guy who likes dominating unattractive NEET boys, but I'm pretty resigned to dying alone desu
>>28799132
Can't the excess carbon dioxide be used up by phytoplankton though?
night night lads.
gonna have a kit kat and then bed and then 6 hours of britfeel on my phone instead of sleeping
>>28799240
Maybe it's all the sugar in the pre-bed chocolate that's keeping you awake? Fatty
>>28799292
I'm not fat
I haven't eaten any tea
Diagnosed insomniac with night terrors
Please don't.
>Start interacting with poleaboo outside of britfeel threads
>instantly realise my mistake
>>28799538
do you have a new gf called monica now
>>28799538
Nigii enjoys talking to poleaboo outside of britfeel.
>>28799557
Who the fuck is monica? Is that what poleaboo is calling himself now?
made a homemade fleshlight and fucked itoh god I'm so alone
>arrange a date to meet girl at place for a drink
>been here for 3 hours now
>tfw she isn't going to show up
what do?
>>28797953
how was the postie? did he shake it and wink before he gave it to you?no really i must know, they're taking my legal internet drugs away, so i think i'm gonna have to turn to illegal internet drugs soon
>>28799654
She isn't going to show, I'd just get drunk if your at a bar.
If she asks you didn't go either.
>>28795451
>tfw constant exhaustion
>sleeping doesn't make a difference anymore
>>28799739
ok anon. thanks for the advice. looks like I'm getting shitfaced tonight to deal with the rejection.
>>28799741
Tilde I've missee seeing your posts lad. Please tell me all these stories about you are not true though...
>>28799741
Lad of course you're going to be exhausted if you aren't eating enough. Did you ever get round to telling your family?
>>28799236
Literally have no clue m8, im not the geochemistry lad. Just thought that was what happens
>>28799088
how did the interview go earlier? blox
>>28799798
w-what stories senpai?
>>28799805
>Did you ever get round to telling your family?
I have told my sister, probably going to tell mummy this weekend~
>>28799831
When I arrived a chavvy looking man crassly told him to fill out some forms
I detected a patronising tone and mild disgust
One of the forms asked me to declare any unspent criminal conviction and another warned they would be conducting background checks
I pussied out and admitted to my "crime"
After I was done he invited me into his office for an interview
He didn't smile or offer any form of warmth, just told me to "shut the door"
Looking over my form he said he didn't understand what I had written under the "criminal conviction declaration" part
I told him I said something mean on the internet and got fined 300 quid
He then asked if I had been asked about my criminal background over the phone
I said yes but at that time I had lied
And then it was over, he told me that he could not progress my application any further as a clean criminal record is required
I can't even get a fucking warehouse job
Also felt like an idiot having dressed up for the humiliation
Tilde is britnormie
Think I'm gonna quit my blog.
It's to frustrating to use WordPress on a phone plus no one likes it.
To the person calling bullshit on my latest post, it wasn't. Theres not really much proof I could post especially not without revealing my location but I'm sorry you dislike my blog.
If my blogs going this stupid fucking character might as well go as well.
I guess it was a stupid idea to try get my own identity on an anonymous board but I didn't just want to be a nobody anymore if you know what I mean.
Bye
>>28799876
Someone claims to have seen you shopping and when the attemped to talk to you, you just stuck your finger in his face and kept going huh huh
Obviously it's probably bullshit but I'm just checking.
mum just said 'goodnight' and shut her door.
what did she mean by this?
>>28799955
Those stories are false lad~
>>28799901
what's your wp account?
>>28799991
So close lad
And good, I knew you wasn't a cunt.
>>28799955
>>28800020
Are you seriously this much of a newfag?
>>28799827
You don't have to be a geochemist to understand about the carbon cycle.
Don't get why coral bleaching is such a problem anyway lmao
>>28799876
How did your sister react? Good luck with telling mamma tilde.
Hows life other than that?
>>28799901
It just seemed a bit much.
I think the problem is me, not you, I just can't relate to something like that.
>>28800020
And you're just going to believe him? I'm telling you Tilde's a fucking nutter, I saw him in Morrison's just yesterday actually, they had marked down all the food in the hot cabinet because it was close to closing and I guess they would just throw it away otherwise, and he was carrying five or six whole roast chickens in his arms, he didn't even have a basket.
>>28800011
this is him
http://betafeels.wordpress.com/
>>28800057
What's a newfag?
korean pop music?
>>28800057
Been here for 6 years that's the sad thing
>>28800111
>How did your sister react?
She seemed somewhat upset that I did not tell her sooner, but other than that she has been very supportive~
>Hows life other than that?
Boring and uneventful, NEET life begins in about a week though~
>>28799901
SORRY NEW JACKET ANON IT'S SOMETHING I'VE GOT BOOKMARKED BUT NEVER GOT ROUND TO READING
>>28799901
Glad you're fucking off you attention seeker
>>28799955
I did happen, I saw it. It was last Thursday outside the TK Maxx in Crewe. I remember specifically because then Bill Murray came over and stole my M&M's.
>>28800206
Nigii wasn't new jacket anon
I got bored the other day and went on /soc/ for a laugh.
Jesus Christ it's literally full of faggots.
Why don't we just rename it to /lgbt2:electric boogaloo/?
>>28800111
Thats nice, good for you lad.
Huh, are you finishing up your third year? Don't know why but i thought you were only in 1st or 2nd. I'm finished in a week too, not sure whether to move back in with mummy or try to be independent for a while
I was joking when I asked if it was true you cucks.
Also whose betafeels and is he poleaboo?
>>28800378
who actually cares?
>>28800311
oops, meant to reply to >>28800199
original m8
>>28800311
Nah, I am first year and dropping out for a couple of reasons~
>>28800506
Oh right, well good luck with it Tilde, wish you luck with your recovery etc
My ass hurts from sitting too much
>Poleaboo just told his dad about getting rejected from the warehouse job
>He seemed more concerned about it potentially affecting him getting back into uni
At least he'll get off my back for a while
>feeling lonely as fuck
>reactivate OKcupid
>can't bring myself to message any girls as they all seem "out of my league"
>now feel completely fucking worthless
Why do I do this shit to myself?
>>28802455
I wouldn't even know what to do with a GF
>>28802511
I know what you mean, I feel I'm too far gone to ever have a relationship I don't know why I even signed up for OKC in the first place
>>28802511
fart on them
oy lads, what ever happened to the britfeel steam chat?
>>28802829
Became normie central
i dont want to go to work tomorrow
wat do lads
MEME SOULS MEMES
>>28803065
phone in sick
You know it makes sense
