Write a letter to someone.
Hard mode: respond with a real name if you think you know who is writing it
Nightmare mode: sign with your real name
Super ultra giga quads nigga mode: use all real names, dates, and places. Initials don't count.
Dear dear,
I'm writing a letter here
Always sincere,
Mr. Goodyear
>>28749818
Dear queer,
Listen here.
I'm gonna come inside your ear.
Very sincere,
John Deere
>>28750260
Dear John Deere,
I'm glad you're not near
Signed with fear,
Mr. Goodyear
>>28750287
>>28750260
>>28749818
dear faggot
quit shitting up this thread
sincerely
Jon
>>28750287
Dearest Goodyear,
You'll see more clear,
With a gallon of beer,
And my cock in your rear.
Your peer,
John Deere
>>28750372
My friend John Deere,
I see what you're trying to do here
It's my reputation you're trying to smear
That really grinds my gear, I can't help but respond with a leer
I'll have you know I am a sheep you cannot shear
With hope that from your course you will choose to veer,
Mr. J. R. Goodyear
Dear oneitis
I love you
Sincerely,
Robot without any friends
Dear Lord Jesus,
It's very irritating that you made me as flawed as you did. Even with cosmetic procedures, I would only be average looking. It really hurts my feelings because I think I deserve to be a lot more attractive than I am. Please grant me enough money to have doctors fix the mistakes you made.
Your loving, fair-weather friend,
Me.
>>28749731
Dear me.
I only really care about me, and that's why I'm writing this letter to you.
You see, if you were me, that's really something you shouldn't ever do.
And if I were you, I'd have a beef pie. With ketchup.
>seriously. These letter threads are pathetic.
>>28752284
Dear me
find a gf
and I mean a qt
damn it feels good
to have something to look forward to
Love, Me
Dear spleetoog qt.
I love you!
Antonie Sterenborg
>>28749731
Soerry OP were experiencing a MAX compacity of normies right now, theyre busy shitting up the board right now. Quailty threads like write a letter to someoen will just get drowned out right now
How about you post a letter to someone OP, ill listen
Dearsister
I've been thinking about this for a long time and I still don't know how to put it into words. I'm guessing that by now, you know how I felt about my life. I know we spoke about suicide before and you were angry with me for wanting to give up on life. I understand why you were angry. But I don't want you to blame me. Likewise, I don't want you to blame yourself. Ending my life was a decision I've spent many hours thinking about. It wasn't something you could have prevented. It wasn't something anyone could have prevented. I sought help. I tried different things. In the end I decided that life wasn't worth living. I know that's hard for you to understand, but I hope that you can make peace with my decision. I enjoyed my time with you. I was blessed to have a sister as nice and as caring as you. I wish that I could have been a better brother. I regret causing you so much pain. I wish you the best in life. I don't want there to be any bad blood between us because of my suicide. Please, forgive me. If you don't then I still understand.
I still love you very much and I always will.
>>28749731
good thread OP! definitely not just the shitposting normies kind of thread!
Dear stacy
I've been wanting to talk to you for 3 years since we met in class, but i can't. i sometimes watch you at your locker with your friends. i wish i could talk to you. i wanna do things with you. i want to explore the world with you. I would take such good care of you. you're nice and beautiful and funny and cool. It just scares me to talk to people and you're so attractive so its that much harder. i dont have friends like you do and i don't think they would approve of me.
i wish you would read this. i wish you felt the same way. i think i love you.
-Chris
>>28749731
Where's your letter OP?
Dear E,
I'm sorry
M
Dear M,
Why can't you just make some fucking time for me once in a while? Am I really that unimportant to you? Stop trying to distance yourself from something you clearly need.
A
