>have long hair
>get it cut at a barbershop
>come home
>family fucking throws me to the floor and practically rapes me congratulating me on the haircut
Cant wait til i go to work monday, get to live it again, love it when normies tell my 300 pound ass my hair looks good
>>29220736
>hair are a bit longer than they should
>time for a haircut
>after 2 months of delay I get a haircut (yesterday)
>shitty barber
>slow day
>one of his friends is in the shop
>they're chatting
>he start cutting
>looks at me once every 30 seconds
>shitty haircut
>missed a fucking spot on the neck
>waste of money
not sure how I should feel. I did need a haircut, but this asshole didn't exactly make it worthwhile.
>>29220736
>300 pounds
dude...
>>29220736
>haven't had a haircut in 4 years
I've probably saved like a thousand dollars. Getting your hair circumcised in a normie scam.
>>29221602
>hair circumcision
kek
>get haircut today
>it's far too short
>mom is gonna chew me out, accusing me of being a skinhead trump supporter or radical berntard
>there is no way I'm getting away from this
>trying to think of ways to not get up tomorrow
>it's not even my fault
>>29221665
No that's silly you mom is not going to think that or say anything besides "oh nice hair cut son"
Long hair is fine if you do it right, like pic related.
>>29221961
no she will that's what she said when I mentioned getting a haircut
>you don't want a job interviewer to think you're a... well, you know... one of those
>>29222137
Yeah, but long hair is neither luxurious nor metal when you're a great big fat dude
>>29220736
My family has been nagging me to cut my hair and dress better. I can't do it even though I want to because I've been refusing too long. If I did it they would say too much, "someone looks different! isn't this soo much better? I told you! Look at that, all the hair is out of your face doesn't it feel so much better to see? you don't look homeless anymore". I can't do anything.
>>29222181
>>29221665
Are you a time traveller from the 1980s when and where neonazi skinheads are still an issue?
Don't wear combat boots or an Iron Cross and you'll be fine my man
>300 pounds
What the fuck are you doing? There is no god damn excuse for this, get off 4chan right now and do something about that. I am speaking to any and all of you fat fucks.
