ITT we post "creeper" shit, or stuff normies would consider creepy that you have done.
>was in a packed airplane, my arm was rubbed up between a girls ass cheeks, didn't move it, and almost made the mistake of touching her.
>sitting close to a girl and allowing my arm to rub against her
>pocket jacking in class to girls
>shaking a girls hand after jacking off and not washing my hands.
>"accidentally" bumping into girls
>>24334367
Masturbated to oneitis' formal senior picture.
>>24334367
told an roughly 18 to 19 year old girl on the nightbus to close her legs because half the bus can see her undies, got called a creep
Should've just watched like the others did. Girl was nearly passed out drunk too, so I really regret not haveing my rape-bros with me that night
Jacked off under a table in eighth grade with a qt next to me. Blew my load on the floor and underside of the table.
>>24334367
I spent 30 minutes jacking off in the bathroom at a family Thanksgiving because I needed to thank jesus for the pair of tits I couldn't stop staring at that night
>>24334367
Fapping to a forty year old lady's nice long curved nail beds on a public bus as she sat in front of me.
Best orgasm ever
>Tripping for the first time at an incredibly sketchy party
>End up in a bed room with a bunch of other people
>Sitting on the floor with some people, others are sitting on the bed opposite us
>One girl in a dress with her legs slightly apart
>Is that her vag
>I think I can see her vag
>Is she not wearing any undies
>It might just be her panties with a slight crease or something though
>It's really hard to tell when I'm tripping
>Staring in intense confusion
>Eventually realise I'm just sitting on the floor staring up a girl's skirt
>Look away and manage to resist the temptation to look back and solve the mystery
>Either no one noticed or everyone was too kind to call out my drugged self
To this day I still wish to know the answer
>stole panties
>jacked off to neighbour girl who was doing lewd stretches in yoga shorts outside
that's about it I think
>>24334734
fuck, trippin in an uncontrolled envoirenment is the best
Was high as fuck on MDMA and some shrooms on a big fucking Goa party in the woods with about 3-4 hundred people. Best time of my life. To this day I sometimes question the things I think I did/experienced.
Godspeed Anon
>>24334806
It was my first time on MDMA and I was in such a good mood me and my mate thought it would be a good idea to take some acid aswell.
We were told it was a 'starter dose' but the fact we were already buzzed hadn't been taken into account.
We were not ready.
>>24334734
>>24334806
Mah niggas
I was at a nude beach tripping on acid one time, all the pussy and titties I saw were incredible
Had no idea if they were naked or I was just tripping too hard at the time
>be me building engineer at large office building
>while changing dirty ceiling tiles find previous engineers peep hole into women locker room.
>thinks you old perv
>doesn't fix peep hole
>>24334367
>go to tutoring center for chemistry
>get tutored by a qt student tutor for a few months
>I start to think she likes me since I catch her smiling a lot and twirling her hair whenever she talks to me
>decide to send her a friend request
>wait a few hours and check to see if she accepted it and it didn't seem to go through
>send it again and it resets a few minutes later
>try again a few more times and slowly realize that she's rejecting all of my friend requests
>meet with her again and she doesn't smile anymore
>feels really awkward so I stop going to the tutoring center
>fail chemistry
>>24334991
>mfw people actually deny friend requests
Was taking shower after female flatmate had just used it and she had left her vest in there.
I picked it up and took a long sniff of it then put it back down.
Smelt sweaty desu, she was my oneitis at the time and I was expecting it to smell incredible.
>meet qt at party
>keep in mind i was like 15 year old fucktard at the time
>get home
>she sent me a instagram follow request
>accept
>follow back
>comment on latest picture emoji of thumbs up
>blocks me
>wtf
>fast forward 2 weeks
>high af with my friends in park
>her friends come, she is there
>looks at me
>turns around and leaves park
>mfw
>>24335094
you probably raped her accidentally or something, you pig
>>24335094
thumbs up... as in thumbs up her pussy. you piece of shit interwebular rapist!
>>24335091
That just means your immune systems aren't very compatible
Drop her, bro
>>24335235
i have this was ages ago.
>Went on 2 week vacation with my best friend/oneitis
>Share a bed multiple times
>He moves in his sleep a lot so I can get close to spooning and blame it on him in the morning
>Go through his dirty laundry and smell his underwear while he's showering
It was a great vacation. He still has no clue I like him though.
>>24334806
I think tripping at psytrance/goa parties can hardly be considered an uncontrolled environment.
They're the only places outside of my own house that I would consider tripping at.
>see girl I like
>find out what sites she uses online
>make 5-6 sock puppet accounts with different personalities and interests
>see which one she sends nudes to first
>friend has hot sister
>stole her shoes
>heels and wedges
>stole her panties and bras
>snooped hard, hoping and praying she has a dildo
>found a vibrator
>stole it
>>24334582
Those are the best ones.
>>24334714
Are you black by any chance?
just want you guys to know that i am masturbating to this thread :3
>>24335760
wtf is wrong with your pennis???
u gay bro?
>still had ex-gfs password saved for facebook
>creeping her messages
her "I wonder if anon will try to contact me"
other slut I dated "yea he's a creeper"
>mfw
>>24335376
U like way gay bro?
>>24335376
You a homosex or woman?
>>24335802
dunno some day it just turned purple and plasticy and started vibrating ;_;
>>24335829
they were right!!
Stole a friend's sperm overtime and have it stored at a fertility clinic for possible future use.
>Me, 14
>Highschool freshman, new in town, no reputation
>qt sits in front of me in some kind of history class
>pushes her butt out through the back of her desk chair
>devilishthought.jpg
>press knees up against her
>feels good man
>spend class in ecstasy
>she definitely notices but does nothing about it
>continue every single day until the semester ends
She never really tried to stop me or confront me or anything
In retrospect maybe she just liked it idk
I tried it in some other classes and got an immediate "wtf are you doing?"
>on the bus on my way to uni like at 5:40 a.m
>small bus but crowded as hell
>im just standing in front of the seats in the middle of the bus
>qt semendaimon a bit trashy but overall hot and fuckable gets on the bus
>i casually look at her
>we exchange gazes
>she goes all the way and positions herself in front of me
>without shame locks my cock on her ass
>i dgaf and stay there and in matter of seconds get rock hard
>tfw huge phat cocc desu
>we basically fuck while clothed for like 20 mins
>trancing, im so turnt up i think of just gropping datass
>my phone is on my right pocket also grinding on dat butt
>"lis jus change song down there ;^)"
>slide hand between our bodies
>hhhhnnnnnnnnng.webm
>she lowkey freaks out
>shutitdown
>panic and get away from her
,>get off bus at my stop, feel behind
>ohshit shes also off this stop
>she takes lead through the same way i walk
>shes at the other side of the high way
>constantly behind, realize shes directly staring at me
>justsuccmeup fan
>i fuck up due to primal awkardeness ir something and walk faster past by her
>foreveracucc
i am a god tho i am thankful of my humongous rod
one time i asked a girl at work for her phone number while being ugly and genetically inferior. i almost got fired and she had to have counseling for the ptsd i caused her.
>>24336263
I'm having a hard time following this story
What is "low key"
Fucking normies
>At a friend's house one day
>We're both 16, he has a sister who's 15
>His family's not home
>Go to "use the bathroom"
>Sneak into his sister's room
>Take her slutty white and pink striped sweater minidress with me into bathroom
>put it on
>fap
>wipe cum on inside of sweater dress
>put it back in her drawer after
>Next day
>I look out my window into my friend's frontyard
>his sister is outside, talking to her boyfriend
>she's wearing the sweaterdress
also:
>stealing her and other girls' (mostly relatives') clothes and taking them home at that time.
>>24336305
Not that anon, but it means "subtly or discreetly".
>>24336130
same here playing footsies with some girls in class tbqhfam.
some girls always let it happen and it was heaven, while others outed me for it.
Yes I know footsies is faggy, especially since it still got me hard and lightheaded even though we had shoes on
I rub my dick on certain female employee's phones in a call center I work at.
>be me, 12 years old teenager
>having lecture at school
>sitting between a lot of people
>qtes sit in the bench in front of me
>all wearing ultra tight legging
>ooooohhhfuck.png
>the entire lecture they keep moving on the bench, rubbing their asses against it
>can't hold myself
>put hands in pocket and start slowly masturbating
>everytime someone turned to my side I had to stop
>lecture ends, almost came
>next day
>the guy who was sitting to my left calls me, he was with at least 5 other people
>"Eyyyy anon, I saw what you were doing"
>OHFUCKOHFUCK.webm
>pretend I did nothing and know nothing
>"I saw you masturbating there"
>everyone around him weirds him
>"What the fuck man, you were looking at his penis?"
>they call him gay and leave me alone
>he gives up and pretends he didn't see anything too
For a while, I'd masturbate almost daily at school in Junior High because one of my teachers turned me on like nothing else.I only got caught once
>>24334594
that pic just needs a couple more screenshots/compressions until it evolves to 'black people meme' levels of pixelation
>trip to the beach with parents and another family
>there's two qtes with me
>we all stay in the same apartment
>one morning
>everyone is going to the beach
>stay at the apartment because my feet was hurt
>they leave
>go to the qtes room
>grab their panties
>masturbate the whole morning like crazy
I wish I had recorded them showering... But I was afraid they would see the camera
I feel like if I posted here, I'd be telling myself that being creepy is something to be proud of.
>>24337566
>normie poser thinks he has dignity
>>24336970
kek anon everyone knew you where doin the nastie
> Me when I was about 16
> My aunt invites me around for a pool party in the summer
> Her 19 year old daughter (my cousin) has severe mental development issues, brain of a child. She lives at home with my aunt and uncle.
> However her body does not have growth issues
> Specifically the breast tissue has grown very well
> Motherfucking double F tits, perky yet massive
> Shes in this tight ass swimsuit in the pool
> I jump in, trying to ignore those bazongas at my prime effortless erection age
> Too late
> She want to play tag or some shit in the water
> She chases me into the shallow end
> I trip and fall underwater
> She is rushing up behind me and goes for the water rugby tackle
> Her chest slams into my face and I land on the pool floor as she's dragging me down, tits choking my life out.
> She is hugging and squeezing me tigher, soon my head will go though her breasts and be inside her ribcage
> Swim trunks do nothing against erections
> She feels it against her stomach
> "Anon, what is that?"
> Oh shit game is up
> Stop playing about, push her off and run out the pool
> Hope to god that she doesn't know what birds and the bees are.
> She follows me, her child like brain thinks she's hurt me.
> Except she's forgot to check her swimsuit
> She finds me in the bathroom, getting dry and changed.
> Opens the door and there she is, boobs out and completely oblivious
> Cock says yes
> Brain shouts no fucking your special needs cousin
> I tell her please leave me alone
> She begins to cry, my aunt upstairs comes down to investigate
> Screams at my cousin to get dressed properly, asks me to not mention her dress state to anyone.
> Go upstairs and play PS2
>>24336130
what was she out of 10
>>24334367
>used to rub my dick through trousers in class
>will follow attractive women until my dick aches or they go indoors
>go up to women "Say cheese" picture of tits
>creeped on 40 something yo tutor. Would write down extracts of what she would say that sounded sexual on their own. Then dick rubbing imagining she was saying them to me.
>stand in front of people in crowded transport and look them up and down until one of us leaves
>>24338007
this would make a good anime
>>24338007
Oh god I don't know what I would've done.
I mean, I think wouldn't do her right there, but god dammit what a terrible situation to be in. I guess I'd at least cop a feel of the boobs.
>>24338007
I feel bad asking this, but do you have pics of her?
>>24336263
Why did she freak out?
>>24338007
>not fucking sweet retard pussy
>being this much beta
didn't turn up to my GCSE English exam so I could stay at my friends house and jack off into his obese mums underwear draw
i later convinced the school i'd been given a misprinted timetable which they believed and just gave me my expected grade no questions asked
it's probably in my top 5 life defining moments
I've stolen and worn panties from pretty much every one of my female roommates (there have been at least 20 over the years) and most of my gfs
>>24334367
Jerked off in the middle of science class in 6th grade. Teacher saw it but said nothing.
>middle school
>have piss/shit fetish from being on the internet at too young an age
>go early to school one day, like right when they unlocked the doors (not uncommon for kids to get dropped off that early if the parents had to be somewhere)
>go in girl's bathroom to the last stall, lock door, hide feet and wait.
>soon enough girls come in
>hear them piss and shit, changing tampons ect
>but instead of giving me the fap of a lifetime it completely grossed me out and I barely avoided throwing up
>tardy bell rings, bathroom is empty
>leave without trouble, get tardy slip and go through day normally
>deleted all my fetish porn when I got home.
>>24339352
interesting, i like it
>>24339352
I really should have done this, don't think I'll ever deprogramme myself now
>>24338007
That sounds like one of the best and worst experiences, have you seen your cousin since? Did she ever mention it?
>in drama class
>qt trainee teacher is sitting on a see through chair in the middle of the room
>we were playing out some scene where we all had to lie around the room and move at certain times
>moved all the wqy up to her seat
>got to lie under it looking at her panties for a good 3 minutes before she realised
>said it was part of the act when she freaked out
touched dicks with my two friends when we were about 8 for a laugh
a real matey triple slap, a real meaty triple slap
>>24334367
came on my drunk passed out sisters feet A TON of times.
came on her stomach once and almost got fucking caught, the anxiety kept me from finishing and she like got up and thought she drooled on herself.
>Was 17
>At my cousins house
>Went in her room
>Took a bra that was laying on the floor
>Wrapped it around my dick
>Fapped when I got home
>>24334367
stole my mom's egg vibrator and used it a couple of times. Panicked once when I inserted it up my ass and realized that if the wire break it'll be stuck there and had to pull it out fast. Fun times.
>spending night at friend's house
>watches porn with other friend while host friend is asleep
>jacks off in host friend's bathroom
>>24339676
This a little, they had some weird like shaggy bathmat that I would leave stains in
>>24335029
Might be a rule at the centre that employees don't interact with the students or something. I know at my old school students and teachers couldnt be friends on facebook until after graduation
>>24335506
god damn im tired, for a second i actually imagined you made sock puppets then made profiles for them and were trying to get her to send nudes to the profiles of sock puppets
>>24335094
>15
You have to be 18 to browse this website, anon
>>24334367
>shaking a girls hand
#1 creeper thing on this list
Pretty much every time I've been with my friend and his girlfriend I've been flirting with her, playing footsies with her, inappropriately touching her, making inappropriate comments, etc.
He introduced me to her by taking us to the beach earlier this year, back in March maybe. Just me, him, another friend, and her. She made advances on me first, trying to get me to wrestle her in the sand, very touchy feely. Reciprocated. Every meeting since been like that, never alone long enough to do anything but flirt. The worst it got we went to this haunted house shit for Halloween and I was in front of him and her, but every time she got scared she would hold on to me, while my friend was holding her from behind. But it wasn't just a "I'm frightened" holding on her hands were all over my chest, stomach, she reached down to grab my junk but never went further than my waist the tease.
I also jerked off multiple times while on the phone with a female friend without her knowledge.
>>24339505
triple slap? thats bullshit real easy to make up lies on the internet ashole ive only done a doubly slap once with my best friend of 5th grade
Here's some creepy shit I did.can you blame me?
>>24339613
wtf, either your come is weird or her drool is weird
>>24339857
I also patted another friend's girlfriend's ass while he was on her left and I was on her right. Again to be fair, she did it first.
>>24339899
I don't blame you at all anon, I would've done the same if not worse.
>>24339756
I thought it was okay since she was an undergrad student as well.
I guess I crossed the line by sending her a friend request though..even if I was never going to message her or ask her outjust to stalk her and see if she has a boyfriend.
>>24339827
Instagram is 5 years old so he could conceivably be 18.
But it didn't even start to catch on until 2013, so chances are anon is still underageb&.
>>24339934
This.
I would've stealth fapped to her ass.
>>24334367
>wake up at a girl's place
>we slept in the same bed but didn't fuck because she "wanted to wait"
>I finger her pussy, first time ever feeling a vagina, feels pretty good man
>she goes to take a shower
>she left her panties on the floor, I pick them up and smell the crotch because I'm curious
>immediately gag from the scent, smells terrible
Not that creepy I guess, since I had already slept at her place. But yeah, that was my introduction to vag.
just being myself
>>24335029
>no face
>using social media
eff ayy emm
>>24339352
That's great. What a way to lose a fetish.
>steal my friend's sister's panties
>has period stain on it
>jack off to it and cum on the stain
>imagine her getting pregnant
>>24340016
devilishh
Since 2007, I have recorded every single moment where a girl got naked for me on Skype.
At this point, the collection I have is fucking massive. I keep a list of all the girls. I have 81 at the moment.
It's like my own personal treasure chest. I dive into it sometimes when I'm bored of regular porn and want to watch something that I experienced personally.
It's a nice hobby.
>>24334991
>she didn't accept and unfollow your feed and messenger
Damn homie
>>24340101
Same except I just rapidly take screenshots since I don't have enough space for the videos at this point.
>>24340101
You have underaged, don't you?
>skyped with girl I met viarunescape
>she was cute so discretely fap out of frame and type one handed
>would occasionally 'stretch' so it wasn't so obvious
>she stretches and her vest pushes her boobs up
>bust a heavy nut just in time
>so much that it hit my shirt and left a stain
>awkward silence after that
I knew to keep tissues nearby after that, underestimated myself. Funny thing is we're still talking 4 years on.
>>24339999
Oh god, the vaginal discharge scent. Truly awful
>mfw I can smell it on other women now
I'm cursed forever because of my perviness
>>24339960
Yeah idk, might just be some blanket rule the place has to stop any chance of liability they might have for something.
>>24334367
>playing smash 64 with a Hawaiian girl.
>we make up weird rules where the loser has to do a dare.
>I lost genuinely the first time from a falling bomb.
>"haha you have to smell my feet now."
>she makes me kneel at the end of my bed and presses her feet into my face.
>feel a little weird, kinda like it, lick her foot to make her stop, shes smiling at me. "Eww! Lets play again."
>lose again to see when she will do next.
>"kiss me on my stomach."
>Awkwardly do it
>Get a little tiny kid boner
>Her dad and mine come back from drinking, she leaves.
Now she sings in a band and I'm here.
>I had sex with my ex while she slept multiple times
>I came inside too
>she would wake up in the morning and pee and realize what i did
>"anon, really, all you had to do was wake me up"
>mfw
>>24340141
is she waifu material senpai?
>>24340141
Same here. Funny thing is I thought she was helping me out on purpose, because she kept showing leg or pushing her breasts together. But after I came she was like "what the FUCK man."
>>24339990
>>24339934
You want her instagram?
>>24340141
This but this girl I met was a quadro-chinned land whale that put on a fake cutesy voice. I just said I'm sorry I like men now and we broke it off
>>24334647
Whose tits, Anon?
>>24340211
yessss braaaaaah
>work in female dominated office
>those whores spend a lot of time in Facebook, gmail, ebay etc.
>NOT WORKING
>have to constantly waste my time to correct their fuckups
>decide that I need some compensation for my extra troubles
>stay afterhours and set-up stealth keyloggers on all PC's
>acquire all their passwords to social sites/e-mails in a matter of days
>mine data for possible nudes
BINGO
>what a surprise all of them at some point had stored nudes on gmail (for college bf's etc)
>everytime I look at them at work, I know how their boobs/nipples look, shape of their beefy pussies etc.
>constantly jerkoff in office WC (put their nudes on my phone for easy access)
>>24340165
How do you not wake up when someone is putting their dick inside you?I'm a kv pls excuse me if this a virgin question senpai
>>24340238
MEGA link man?
>>24340218
Oldest daughter of a family friend. She was about 35, black, sweet face, thin at the belly with popping tits and a giant ass. It was at their house, actually.
>>24340246
he probs has a tiny dick
>>24340238
so you creep the fuck out of these girls, steal nudes from their emails and jack off to em at work, and then bitch about them on 4chan?
seriously, dude... sort your shit out
>>24340246
>>24340296
Or just liar, unless she is absolutely blacked out she will wake up.
>>24334367
uhhh lets see
>on the verge of homelessness
>2 days before out of current apartment, forgot to find a new place
>have the money but no place
>Throw up a craigslist ad
>nice girl asks me if I'd be interested in renting a room/house from her and her family
>apprehensive
>she tells me that they will rarely be there, and that as long as rent is paid on time I can do w/e i want
>She's gone 99% of the time.
Here we go...
>First stage was exploration
>Peak through her dresser, underwear drawer. Filled with shame, tell myself I will never do it agian
>The next night I go back
>I convince myself they're just clothes, its not weird
>Find her thong
>Sniff it
>This has been worn
>More shame. Very turned on
>Lay on her bed naked, wear thong like eyepatch
>Huff deep as I stroke my turbo-cock
>squirtle everywhere
>Satisfied, I return to my room to play WoW until 6am.
There's a LOT more. If interested I will greentext. I ended up doing some depraved shit and created a neckbeard nest.
>>24334929
>>24334857
>>24334734
you guys suck at doing drugs
>seen cute guy at bus stop
>trying to ignore it for a while
>one day he talks, I got a crush on him
>not see him again for a while
>memorize what bus he went with
>memorize his uniform
>spend days googling said uniform
>looks up bus route
>try to guess where he works at
>keeps notes on what days he is at the bus stop what days he isn't
I never seen him after the day I first heard him talk so my notes only had "time: ___ wasn't there"
sigh so sad
i was 17
24340301
fuck u
doesn't even deserve a (You)
>>24340325
You are very courageous brother, share your tales
>>24340325
Won't lie man I'm only interested if you got some shit where you nearly get caught, or where she's aware of it you feel me?
>>24340325
That's a once in a lifetime opportunity, tell us more about your amazing explorations.
>>24340223
angelica_bxoxo
Here you go.
Honestly she has the body of a sex goddess. I couldn't resist creepshotting her.
>Fat loser my entire life
>Unmotivated but some friends
>Meet a qt redhead transfer student in high school
>I was sitting by myself one day and she decided to sit next to me because she was new and knew no one
>We started talking.
>Liked the same bands, games, and she played bass, while I played guitar
>We actually hit it off and start hanging out at her place playing guitar and Marvel vs Capcom 2 all day
>This goes on for months
>I fall in love with her hard
>Her mom really likes me for some reason
>Suddenly this blond handsome Chad that singed in the school festival starts rounding us
>Gets all buddy buddy with us and asks why we hang out so much
>Iseewherethisisgoing.jpg
>"Oh we're friends, and we play guitar at my place"
>"Oh I'm a great singer. Can I come along sometime?"
>He comes and she starts flirting with her hard while she laughs at every single unfunny thing he says
>Fast forward a week and they're already making out in the school corridor
>He then breaks up with her a a day later because he wanted to have sex and she denied him, so he stops coming with us
>I got really pised over the whole thing, but I never had any delusions. I was a sad piece of shit, and she was incredibly cute
>We continue to hang out
>She obviously realizes what's up with me
>One day she starts a phrase with "You know, my ex", before stopping, looking at me and saying, "Oh, I'm sorry anon..."
>Eventually I ask her out a friday to grab some drinks, something we had been doing a lot
>"Listen anon, I really like you, and of course I'm going, but... I just can't be attracted to you, so I feel weird. I haven't been dating anyone for months because of you, but I also can't like you the way you do me..."
>It hits me like a truck, and I realize that by trying not to hurt me, she's getting unhappy
cont
>>24340301
It's a creep thread you roastie fuck off.
>>24340334
-same person-
>find guy I like on Facebook
>added, accepted
>look through all his posts, comments, the likes on them, even from years ago
>look through the friends pictures they most often interact with
>try to figure out their relationship
>friend/crush uses a username for something
>google username to find accounts on different sites
>if success, look through all of them
>save cute pictures of people I find attractive from their social media accounts
>I store them in a folder alongside porn
>>24336970
> 12 years old teenager
>>24340481
>Obsessed with Chad
Fuck off you stupid roastie whore
>>24340334
>used to do this to girls I had crushes on throughout schooling
>it was mostly girls from my classes
>always try to figure out what their next class would be
>try to figure out what schedule she has
>sometimes I would follow
>sometimes I would situate myself somewhere she might pass through
>seeing a glimpse of her made my day
>try to note what textbooks she has in her bag
>stalk her facebook through finding out her email from class logs
She was too smart and I was not worthy of her. Really glad UCLA has a student populationof 30k+ and large class sizes. I was able to blend in unnoticed.
>>24340435
C'mon man continue.
>>24340537
Is it honestly any different than: >>24340238
Fuck up.
Still waiting on that MEGA link by the way.
>>24340435
>I feel very weird about it all, a mix of being pissed off at how she was making out with some dude days after meeting him months ago, but still won't give me a chance after nearly an year of being constantly together
>We still go out that day.
>She gets drunk for the first time in quite some time
>She's nearly black out and she's leaning on my shoulder
>I grab her head and turn her to me
>Her eyes open and she looks at me
>I kiss her.
>I automatically feel terrible about it
>She opens her eyes and tires to push me away.
>I whisper "I'm sorry"
>"Just, take me home anon"
>I walk her home
>I open the door to her apartment
>Her mom is taking a shower and shouts "Is that you _____?
>I shout back "Yeah, she had a little too much to drink, so I brought her home!"
>"Oh, thank you anon!"
>I put her on her bed.
>Think she's knocked out
>Feel up her boobs
>"Why'd you do that anon?"
>Ohshit.jpg
>"I'm sorry. I was angry I guess"
>"I'm sorry too, anon"
>She starts sleeping
>I go away and walk home
>We start drifting apart and I completely lose contact with her after high school
>I Find out through a facebook friend that she's getting married this year.
>>24340580
should have fucked her mom
>>24340580
>I feel very weird about it all, a mix of being pissed off at how she was making out with some dude days after meeting him months ago, but still won't give me a chance after nearly an year of being constantly together
I'm not defending her man, but there are some people you just can't be attracted to. I don't like fat chicks man. Did you even try to lose weight? It's obvious you liked this girl but did you like her enough to change your appearance?
>>24340537
Chads don't have interesting Facebook accounts because they were always too successful irl to care about online crap
i like them beta cuties :^)
>>24340580
that whole situation is cold af. I am down for the uprising whenever but even I can respect the fact she actually came forward and spoke with you about it.
>>24340640
I know. I do too. When I look back, I really don't feel any anger. I appreciate the good times we shared. What I did that night was so out of character for myself. It's also very shameful that she's the only girl I've ever kissed, and it was like that.
>>24340609
I have, or rather, had hypothyroidism at the time, and didn't know about it. I started losing weight after high school when I had the money to treat myself and pay for a good nutritionist.
>>24340617
C A L I
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IPls don't be fat/ugly
>>24340121
are you me? I have been doing that since 2009
>>24340751
I also save every conversation I have on omegle that ends up being lewd back when I used to only do the text section. And the screenshot thing for omegle cams too.
>>24340699
>Hypothyrodism
Fuck man that fucking sucks. Shitty experience all around.
>>24340580
Real sorry anon. It's sad but atleast she was very forward with you and things ended before either of you could feel betrayed or too hurt.
My oneitis got off with another guy infront of me then lead him upstairs for sex after we'd been talking for weeks on end, apologised and said she had no idea I liked her, said she liked me back and continued to pretty much ignore me and thrive on the attention of other guys the next few times I saw her. Getting fed up with her bullshit and her friend taking sympathy on me and telling me I probably wasn't going anywhere let me drop her pretty quickly after that.
The dumb roastie slut still tries to talk to me sometimes and looks really upset when I'm cordial at best lmao
>>24340797
I just realised how annoying it is to constantly take screenshots, so I just downloaded a skype video recorder instead.
Does my creepiness know no bounds?
>>24340906
>Does my creepiness know no bounds?
Depends on their age to be honest.
>>24334991
Wow, the girls I knew would just simply leave my request without accepting or denying for months while acting all sweet to me.
>>24334991
Holy fuck she must have thought you were crazy-level creepy.
It still hurts really bad when someone you actually know denies a friend request, or even lie and say that they don't have fb so that you won't add them.
>>24337006
>Got caught
Story, motherfucker.
>>24340101
Please explain how you get these girls to get naked for you and where you find them, and perhaps share, please.
>>24341272
>Wanking in the stall during health class
>teacher I was talking about wore a miniskirt to class, legs got me so hard though I was going to cum myself
>jerking off when I hear grade 9 kids walk in the room
>stop jerking
>they don't notice me, although they're just standing around talking I guess
>I don't want my boner to go away so I gently stroke it with my left hand
>that's when I hear the tap in front of my stall turn in
>before I realize he's in front of me, he's already yelling to his fellow Chad's, "He's jerking it in there!"
>I hear them laugh like a bunch of hyena's
>not knowing what to do because I'm a retarded sperg, pull my pants up and rush out of the stall and face them
>I then remember that I haven't talked to anyone for a few months and lost most of the social skills I had built up, only manage to say "yo...dudes..."
>one of the Chad's just makes this disgusted look at me and walks out of the room, shaking his head
>other two stay around and talk to me a little
>after a while, they leave
>go back to jerking off and leave when I'm done
>Be me around 10yo or so
>Parents have their friends over
>They brought their qt daughter who is my age along
>We get along really well
>It starts getting late
>She complains about being tired
>Tell her she can take a nap in my bed
>She lays down (with her clothes on) in it
>I lay down beside her
>Get bored as fuck just laying there after a while
>Decide to see if she's actually sleeping
>"Hey, are you awake?"
>She doesn't respond
>Poke her side
>Still no response
>Shake her slightly
>Still no fucking response
>Get devilish idea
>Start to slowly slide her pants down
>She suddenly says "Anon, what are you doing?" in a firm and angry voice
>"Umm, I'm sleeping"
>mfw she just says okay
I got too scared to do anything after that.
>>24340906
Nah. Honestly if I were to share my face on the internet in some way (I don't) I would naturally assume it's being saved and passed around the web tbqh.
I began dating a 13-year-old when I was 24.
>>24341528
how did you meet? how did you avoid getting vanned?
>>24341691
I was her mom's neighbor since before she was born. Dating is legal and easy to hide.
>>24341769
so you're her mental bf? because i'm pretty sure any touching that is remotely sexual can land you in jail, including kissing
>>24336970
Reminds me of the time I humped a cheerleader gym map in 7th grade and it sounded so unbelievable nobody believed it.
I liked the smell of their sweat anon.
>>24335760
Maybe you should post some pics?
Ever since facebook started allowing bunches of pictures, I've been downloading the ones of hot girls. Usually just drag and drop to desktop. Over the years, I've collected thousands. Back in the glory days, girls used to post a lot more "SPRING BREAK PICS!" but it's still pretty solid -- crossfit and spin pics, plus any chick who's actually hot has at least one bikini pic up.
So yeah, I've been wanking to girls I know for as long as I can remember. And the pics I have... a lot of them aren't even on their profiles anymore. For a couple of really hot girls, I have pics of them dating from age 19.
So the creepiest thing I've done? Well, I've been doing it for years.
>>24341805
She's legal now.
Again, hiding it was easy.
>at amusement park with friends
>end up next to a girl when we walk in a horizontal line as group
>she's more of an acquaintance so I try not to be unfriendly and make sure to be walking close to her
>overstep and accidentally end up rubbing her ass (in short shorts) with my hand/arm
Not a word.
>>24341910
Post link now
i've been creeping on this girl's blog for over 3 years. it's just become more of a force of habit than anything.
>starwars comes out today
>pick it up at ebgames. 9/10 running show
>get kinda nervous
>she gets it im socially akward and just want to get out of there
>later remember lost song came out today
>decide im going to be an asshole
>dress up differently, do hair, ect
>start smiling and making chit chat with her
>you can tell shes creeped out and her nervousness causes her to make small mistakes which makes it even worse
I wonder if she was creeped out by the fact i came back or that i completely changed my personality. I have a theory that people hate having their expectations being fucked with even when its a positive for someone else.
>>24335235
>your immune systems aren't very compatible
what??
>>24334367
be a 10/10 and talk to strangers.
you cant be creepy if you're attractive. i literally can not be creepy.
>sitting close to a girl and allowing my arm to rub against her
thats not even creepy dude. you're just autistic.
>Be bowling with friends and co workers
>Girl I work with is flirty with me because she was drunk
>Doesn't really escalate but she asks me where I live when I leave
>Everyone was there and heard her, it sounded really flirty, I wouldve gotten her number or something but too many people around us
>Ask my friend if she's lesbian, turns out she's bi ohshitigotachance
>Word get's around too quick at work, she laughs it off and so do I
>what she said gets brought up, she says she didn't mean it like that and says I took it the wrong way, okay bitch
>Word is getting around to more people and she get's more embarassed
>Walk behind her because coincidence, I got a fucking box in my hand and I'm taking it somewhere, someone yells out that I'm creeping on her, I laughed but she looks disgusted
>Eventually walk by her. walk by her, didn't check her out, but she's dogging me the whole time.
>what?
>What are you doing here >:{
>Looking for so and so
>I saw you with him a few seconds ago
>Don't like to argue over stupid shit and I was only walking by so I leave, the person I was looking for left without telling me anything so I tooka quick walk
>My boss then splits up my section, I don't have to work in her area and he givs it to some other guy
>She starts telling people I'm a stalker
>Makes no sense but was enough for my supervisor to believe it
>He's cool so i'm not in trouble or anything but I think that it might of had influence, probably had nothing to do with her
>Shouldve just hooked up with her so she wouldn't call ,e a fucking stalker
if it's creepy, it's purely by accident because i work at a restaurant and have accidentally touched EVERY SINGLE ASS of the qt servers i work with. only 1 was because we were making out drunk at a party though.
made personal fake nudes of girls I want to fuck
>>24342148
Why are you humblebragging senpai, we already know that any unattractive male who displays affection towards a female is a creep but when someone attractive does it it suddenly isn't so creepy anymore. It's a double standard and there are lots of them.
You won the genetic lottery, congratulations. Go out and get some pussy instead of posting in this hellhole
>>24341272
A huge percentage of them came from Omegle. (what a shock, right?)
I also have a bunch of /r9k/ girls too.
I get them naked by acting charming and getting to know them first. Then I ease into talking about sexual stuff, and then it leads to tits.
This isn't meant to sound edgy, like I'm a smooth chad or some shit, I just know how to act the role. On the inside, I'm a neurotic socially awkward motherfucker.
As for sharing, I don't see the appeal. I kinda get off on the fact that these are mine, and mine alone.
>swimming in the community pool age 11
>playing with a girl my age
>swim under the water over and over again so I can look at her ass from under the water
>be age 14
>purposely sit in the corner of class so I can silently fap without being detected because raging hormones
>be age 15
>Very chunky, tall baseball player type girl from school at least 8 inches taller than me who I was friends with swaps converse with me because she wants to try a different color
>get them and go home, immediately inhale really really deeply
>jerk off and come harder than I have ever come in my entire life even to this day
>be 16 on the bus for speech and debate tournament
>really hot girl who was in the club for reasons no one could fathom, and was completely out of place among the nerds changing on the bus into her formal wear
>friends try to cover with a t shirt but i'm behind her and see her tits and everythign
>raging erection forever
high school was great
>>24338540
hah, what a loser
>>24342269
i dont want pussy. sex is boring, and stupid. its the end result of every introduction to females, and its just expected. "how can i woo this girl into letting me fuck her? let me pretend to be interested in her, and if im pretty enough i dont have to work as hard. lets start by getting common interests in conversation."
its all bullshit. i just like talking to people and getting acquaintances, dont get me wrong anon, i belong here. Society is bullshit. and the dating game is fucking fucked up. i havent been doing it long but its just a stupid little game, and i have no interest in playing.
>parents go to family friends(older gentleman, 40-45) gf's house
>she has two kids, daughter and son
>son my age, video game junkie, daughter was a couple years younger, studious
>anyway, the adults leave us to go party or something
>while both the kids were busy, sneak into master bedroom and steal their moms panties, make sure they were dirty
>put them in my pocket, and walk into guest bathroom and put them under sink cabinet
>go in bathroom every 15 minutes to fap while huffing panties
>after a couple hours, go back in masterbedroom to put panties back
>right when i leave room, daughter wals by
>say, "wrong room heh" by accident and keep walking
was close to getting caught
>>24342921
Oh have another one
I used to be a seat sniffer lol
>Go to writing center in college to work on papers and get them proof read
>big booty girls sitting in chair for hours
>"accidently" drop pencil under their chair when no one was looking and put my face in the seat and sniff
i wonder if anyone saw me lol
>last year of highschool, i'm new to the school, no one is really familiar with me
>meet a classmate girl duting the way home, talk with her, she's friendly, but i'm a socially retarded teenager so i don't understand just how friendly it is
>suddenly think she's attracted to me
>my mind goes "holy shit dude she wants to fuck, i should totally spend more time with her!"
>next time school's over i'm running up to her, thinking we can go home together, tell her COME ON, LET'S GO in an agitated voice
>she's completely silent, i keep the awkward silence between us for a few minutes while we are going to the bus stop near the school
>she lives just a block away from it so i though i could walk her right to the home
>decide that the plan is failed, say goodbye and run to the coming bus as fast as i can
Sometimes i think about my teenage years and think just how retared a human being can be
>>24340301
Sounds like his life is going well to me
>>24341422
>yo...dudes...
>other two stay around and talk to me a little
made my night, dude, thank you
>staring at a young girl for too long, will piss of normies around you
>the dad told me to fuck off and look at something else
im not even a pedophile.
she was just wearing suggestive clothes for her age, and i was just wondering why she's wearing it.
>>24343274
>wondering why she's wearing it when she could be naked and teasing my cock
>>24343395
nah duuuuuuuuuuuuuuu6htf
>>24342303
I do the same for sc man. I find tumblr-types with low self esteem and have my way.
>>24334367
>licked a girl's feet when she was passed out...
also,
>stole some girls sweater and jacked off into it and put it back
>realize my neighbor never closes her bedroom window curtains
>that window faces my kitchen
>slowly learn when she gets off work so I can be ready to watch her change out of her work uniform.
>>24334367
Relatively tame, I bet, but:
>have thought of many, many women I've known while masturbating, some of whom I barely know
>have thought of several of my actual family members
>jerked it to Facebook photos
>jerked it in a public restroom at a Taco Bell when I was like, 11 and just discovered masturbation
>seriously pursued a married milf who was like, 20 years older than me (it didn't work out)
>>24340284
>black
Black what?
Hair?
Humor? Like what? Wes Craven?
I know you don't mean black people black.
>>24345019
Also I've checked out women's feet before in public. Always check them out to see if I'd play with them.
And I'm really bad at getting women to want to have sex with me, so I usually place on arm on them, grab them, touch their shoulder, etc. If they're okay with it, that usually tells me that they want the D. Not that I'm not a virgin anyhow anyway.
