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Last risk thread was rather interesting, let's start a new one!
ganoooo vlk wants to know where you are
plz dont come back though
>>25573795
sure let's do it
Second Normie Empire
Light Blue
NYC
don't listen to hoodie, gannooooo... we luv you
>>25573795
Socialist Army of America
Dark red
Maine
>>25573905
Nigga I do not know you
I'll shoot for the first mupdate at 4 people btw
>>25573905
yes
luv ganoooo
so very much!!
#r9k @ Rizon
>>25573795
2nd Trap Empire, purple, south florida
>>25573795
KstewPoster
Orange
Southwest Texas.
Aaaaand that's 4 players.
Just gotta add Trap Empire and Kstew and we're good
Let the games begin!
blaux
>>25574202
Roll lad. make me grow in any direction
>>25574373
Cut through New Hampshire to try to destroy the Second Normie Empire before it can become powerful.
>>25574373
Rolling
Action:
>Continue expanding NYC area
>>25574402
Is this a declaration of war?
>>25574373
roll
action:
> florida or bust!
>>25574428
The fuck does it sound like? No normies allowed, faggot.
>>25574458
Normie degeneracy will always win, socialist scum
Dark please, gay niggers from outer space and, give me Boise Idaho
USE TRIPCODES SO PEOPLE DON'T STEAL YOUR ROLLS
>>25574596
Do you really think people are going to start pulling that shit? I'm too lazy to make an actual tripcode.
>>25574619
This guys got it right.
>>25574643
I like your style. Want to work together when possible?
>>25574458
Wanna team up SAA?
>>25574666
Sure thing
Original nigger shit
>>25574667
I'm willing to put a temporary alliance into place.
>>25574707
Ok sounds good i'll help with the normie plague when i get there
Sorry its taking so long guys, lots of big rolls and I'm don't OP risk threads often.
Pls no bully ;_;
>>25574373
Room for another player?
If so...
Teal
Chad Republic
Oregon?
>>25574832
no worries, i'm here for the long haul
>pixlr is fucking terrible
>>25575131
roll
action:
>Keep on taking over Florida please
>>25575131
Finish up Connecticut/Rhode Island/Mass
Try using MS Paint OP, or a similar program
>>25575131
I'll be rolling to continue taking Oregon
>>25575131
Keep growing.
Go south into Nevada!
Undodgeable Rodge Nation claims Tennesee
>>25575131
Roll
Cut through Mass, at dawn we shed the Normies blood.
Chicago
US Military Administration
Aspara
>>25575131
Since we've claimed Tenneese as our start, we're rollin to expand to the northeast
>>25575383
You already claimed tennessee, that counts as a roll...
>>25575322
Oh shit, dubs. Wait, do dubs not count for anything in this version?
>>25575131
Hey OP why not just use paint? It's super simple, you can churn them out in no time.
>>25575435
No, unfortunately. trips and quads and all still affect things though.
>>25575458
Because I'm a poorfag using the Chromebook. Old laptop is kill and this is what I got from Christmas
Pink, Michigan, "Anita Sarkeesian."
>>25575484
>http://www.getpaint.net/download.html
This is a great free program for photo editing OP, GIMP is another one.
>>25575484
Oh, ok. Well that sucks, I had one of those shits in HS.
>>25575507
Alliance?
>>25575538
Chromebook runs on Chrome OS, not windows :/
>>25575280
What color?
HIROSHIMA REMOVE ROBOT KEBAB NOW
Gooks
Yellow
Northern Minnesota
>>25575573
aw shit, my bad
Jesus H Christ, as soon as I get close to finishing the map somebody joins in
>>25575555
Alliance?
fuggg the robot
Satan wants WV
>>25575664
you can add them next round
>>25575555
Not yet.
BTW I'm isis from yesterday, decided to change for fun
>>25575708
I'm new an excited to be apart of this.
I'm that faggot from yesterday that said that he'd start a thread later and then forgot :^)
>>25575670
Yes
Hey, OP, you're a slowpoke
>>25575708
Well, did you tell your therapist?
>>25575764
I talked about my dark mysterious past that haunts me
>inb4 normie past
>>25575804
The past, present, and future all belong to normies. Such is life.
Sorry if I missed any, shit's difficult but i'm getting the hang of it i think
If you guys think you can go faster than me then feel free to take over OPing, just give the word beforehand.
>>25575889
No Undodgeable Rodge nation in Tenneese
Come on OP
why
If it's because I didn't specifiy an exact color, I pick Green
>>25575889
Ok, I'll do it, I was going to ask but I didn't want to steal your thunder I thought you were having fun.
>>25575889
Chad republic will be marching North
>>25575936
Is all good man, lemme just add Roge and Gooks and you can take over.
Fuck pixlr, and fuck chromebooks.
>>25575889
Blue
Flavortown
Nevada
continue for the Upper Peninsula.
>>25575936
Alrighty, up to you fampai.
I'll join in later.
>>25575690
Rolling
Action
:expand please
>>25575889
Rolling
Actions:
>Expand into southern IL
>>25575889
roll
action:
Keep on taking Florida desu senpai
>>25575889
Rolling
Action:
>Attack the socialists
>>25576069
Forgot your trip?
>>25576070
>>25576049
>>25576034
>>25575975
>>25575921
Counted all these
>>25576069
some random anon has wondered in
>>25576066
Nice dubs.
Rolling for southern michigan.
Could you ad
>>25576049
To my roll, too, please?
>>25576101
Can you count >>25576098 as well?
>>25576101
Sorry, using Mobile right now.
>>25576066
rolling.
Hit the Normie's in New York with everything we've got.
>>25576126
>>25576126
Nah its just me.wanna team up again booboo?
>>25576139
Ok so that was you with the 69, fucking lucky
Added
>>25576170
Forgot your trip again >_<
>>25576170
were you the one in Louisiana?
>>25576132
Of course senpai
>>25576066
EXPAND INTO THE NORTHEAST
>>25576232
Ok
Just waiting on GNFOS, whatever that means
>>25576066
roll
action
>Expand in fl
>>25576230
Thanks ally. Btw do dubs double territories or not, now that you're hosting
>>25576264
>>25576083
You already rolled this turn senpai
We're waiting on one guy to start the next turn, if you guys want we can skip him in case he left.
Anal Beads
West Virginia
Pink
>>25576278
Yea they do
>>25576305
Somebody is already pink anon
>>25576297
sorry desu senpai didn't know if i had for that map
>>25576319
Brown(original)
...Maybe we should have 3 minute rounds, and a round limit to make it easy on the OP?
I feel kinda bad for OP, because he works so hard to provide this actual fun environment.
>>25576352
I like that idea.
Ok lads, round 4
Leggo
>>25576215
Sorry No, forgot trip AGAIN.
>>25576376
roll
action
> FL or bust desu senpai
>>25576376
Rolling
Actions:
>continue expansion into southern IL
>>25576376
Rolling
Action:
>Fight socialists
Roll for southern michigan
>>25576376
Rolla
Expand
West please
>>25576376
Rolling to continue expansion in Oregon and, if needed, Washington.
>>25576386
yea we can teamsies, i have a temp action with >>25576160
if that's still going on
>>25576400
>If i bust FL move to Georgia
>>25576376
Continue the onslaught against the Normies scum. Crush them, and burn New York city to the ground.
>>25576476
Yea, you did
I hope Anal Beads, Flavortown, Kstew, and Rodge are still here
>>25576376
CONTIUE EXPANSIoN TO NORTHWEST PEASE
FUCK THE NORMIES
Round 5, I think some anons left edition
ROLL FOR SOUTHERN MICHIGAN.
I've been rolling 9's.
Pretty happy!
>>25576628
Moving in to attack GNFOS
>>25576628
Rolling
Actions:
>Continue annexing Illinois
>>25576628
Rolla
To da west
>>25576628
roll
action
>Georgia or bust please senpai
>>25576628
Rolling
Action:
>Keep beating up the socialists
>>25576669
AYYYY
Fill in the rest of New England/NY for me afterwards as well please
>>25576649
Ayy another one
>>25576653
you have to have a declaration of war a separate turn, so you can declare war this turn and have another action, then attack next turn
>>25576704
Alright i'll declare war then. Sorry I'm new at this.
>>25576628
EEEEEEEEXPAND NORTHWEST
REEEEEEE
>>25576730
Its ok, then where would you like to expand with the 6 territories you rolled?
>>25576747
Washington please.
>>25576628
roll, I need some fucking trips
Keep fighting the normies.
Round 6, Stalemate in the East Coast edition
MOVE EAST, TO WISCONSIN!
>>25576835
Rolling
Action:
>Continue New England/NY expansion
OP? I got a 69 roll in the last round
>>25576835
Continue attacking the Normies.
![Rikusentai+_199_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RUTI7lo.jpg "Rikusentai+_199_[1].jpg")
>>25576835
Rollin
Expand to
North Dakota
>>25576835
Attack GNFOS
>>25576835
SOUTHWEST
>>25576835
Rolling
Actions:
>continue filling in Illinois
>>25576835
A new nation arises in the Mid West in the form of Teal: Britbots
Goal : Bring America back under the Queens control.
>>25573795
>Your
Come the fuck on. You go to this effort and you can't even get the basic shit right?
>>25576835
Roll
Action
> East coast of Georgia to South Carolina please senpai
>>25576853wanna team up this time?
>>25576916who dis, tho?
>>25576866
Oh Fuck, damn... s-sorry
and sorry SAA, you can join again senpai
>>25576853
Fucking Hell, this >>25576916
is me
>>25576946
Eh, fuck it. Might as well go masturbate or something.
>>25576901
GET OUT OF THE MIDWEST FILTHY TEA FUCK
NORMIES GET OUT DIE DIE DIE
>>25576853
>>25576951
Yeah sure.
Also, I meant move west.
I mess up my cardinals.
>>25576977
nice dubs senpai. Ayy yo, traps you alright with me teaming with him?
>>25576973
It's time we civilize you cucks and bring you back under gods own country. Good show.
>>25576997
Sure thing boo senpai
>>25576973
Alliance Rodge, can't stand the British
>>25577044
I'll ally with anyone who wants to fuck over those pretentious britfags and burn the normies.
Sound good?
Round 7, Emergence of a superpower in the Northeast edition
>>25577074
Idk wtf is wrong with me...
Martin Shkreli
Cyan
West Philadelphia
>>25577085
Rolling
Action:
>Finish NY, if complete, NJ
>>25577085
Continuing my advance.
>>25577074
ROLLING FOR WISCONSIN.
>>25577085
Don't be so hard on yourself.
![27928769-Japanese-armed-marching-soldiers-with-rifle-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VFbYcrC.jpg "27928769-Japanese-armed-marching-soldiers-with-rifle-Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
>>25577085
ONWARD HO, TO NORTH DAKOTA!
>>25577085
Rolliollio
Action:
> Georgia or bust a nut senpai desu
>>25577091
Cyan already taken by the Britbots senpai, another color?
>>25577068
Then we are now allies
Rolling
Actions:
>take the rest of IL
>>25577085
WEST WITH A SLIGHT BIAS NORTH
CURVING AROUND THE TAN TOWARDS TEH BRITS
FUCK EM UP FAMPAI
>>25577097
>if complete, NJ
Better take good care of my state, motherfucker.w-wanna team up?
>>25577085
Roll
Action:
>Expand south and west
>>25577111
Up for a spot of tea? We can discuss you not moving south?
>>25577122
Light green, then.
>>25577111
my nigga noice rollbooboo
>>25577128
Stay out of NJ, NY, and West Pennsylvania, then sure bud, as thanks for your former OPing
![Japanese-Soldier-Commando-Duck[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nMoW9kQ.jpg "Japanese-Soldier-Commando-Duck[1].jpg")
>>25577141
I not attack you fo now but I, no want move south.
>>25577177
Thank uboo boo
>>25577085
Republic of Fuck
Dark Red
Northwest TN like near Memphis
>>25577192
But my nigga i start in west philly, wat do?
Also if you want I can spread down the coast and you can spread inwards
>>25577204
Dude did you look at the map... Rodge already has Memphis, where do you wanna go now?
>>25577246
Take east PA and the coast for yourself, sounds like a plan
Round 8, tfw all these (you)s edition
>>25577313
Rolling
Action:
>More NY/NJ
>>25577313
Rollin
Actions:
>complete IL, for real this time
Rolling for wisconsin.
Remember, I am aligned with the gooks.
![96833278-photograph-of-japanese-soldiers-marching-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jWU23en.jpg "96833278-photograph-of-japanese-soldiers-marching-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>>25577313
Rooollllaaaa
Expanda to Montana
>>25577202
Sounds fair. I say we move west and give those chads a little what for.
>>25577313
Rolling
Action:
>Head into colorado
Push into delaware/maryland
>>25577313
The Chad Republic will expand through Idaho.
Also declaring war on flavortown.
>>25577313
Roll
Action:
>Keep moving north in Georgia please senpai
>>25577313
ADVANCE ON THE BRITS, LET'S GO LADS
>>25577341
I come in peace. I'm only attacking the AFK anons I swear.
Round 9, Gooks head west edition
![japan-army_3304111a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9IL36AQ.jpg "japan-army_3304111a[1].jpg")
>>25577417
Mo, Montana please
>>25577417
Thicken my attacking arm a little bit.
>>25577417
Rolling
Actions:
>Completely take IL, if overflow, expand into WI
>>25577417
Rolling
Action:
>Even more NY/NJ (if we can actually get there)
Roll for rest of wisconsin!
(watch me get a 1 or some shit...)
>>25577440
No aggression pact my friend?
>>25577417
Marching down into Nevada
>>25577417
Roll
Action:
>Expand North Please senpai
>>25577417
Roll
Action:
Continue expanding into colorado
>>25577448
Hey anon... just so you know, you need to make a formal declaration of war besides an enraged pepe macro
>>25577550
then consider this my next move, a formal declaration of war.
Is Martin Shkreli still around?
Also Gooks, be warned, your presence in America is not looked upon favorable by the Joint Chiefs of Staff
>>25577623
Yep, just watching some camwhore fake her address and IP.
Continue south through delaware and maryland
>>25577597
You could just do it this turn, it doesn't require a separate action, noted, you're now at war
Round 10, midwest getting cramped edition
>>25577653
alright, cool. I'll still play my next turn as normal then.
![Taiwan_Female_Soldier[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qww7s2h.jpg "Taiwan_Female_Soldier[1].jpg")
>>25577675
More Monatta!
>>25577623
yu betta wartch out whit boi!
>>25577675
Rolling
Actions:
>take the rest of IL, if overflow, advance into WI
>>25577675
FURTHER ONWARDS TOWARDS BRITISH DOGS
AIM FOR THE THIN BRDIGE IN THE MIDDLE
>>25577675
Roll
Action:
Fill into Colrado
>>25577705
How barbaric. Nothing can beat the queens own.
Roll for wisconsin
>>25577675
Rolling to finish off Neveda then Idaho.
Continue moving down the coast
Hey traps, do you wanna split N. Carolina?
Also changing my trip next round
>>25577675
rolliolio
Action:
> Set a bearing north my good senpai
>>25577701
Glorious Gooks - help me out in destroying this brits. You go in from south while I move up, we'll strangle them. After all, you have the superior tea, don't let them get away with thinking they're better or something, uncultured swine they are
>>25577675
Rolling
Action:
>More NJ, Western PA if necessary
Round 11, 4 minute limit rule introduced edition, not to be mean just so it doesn't take FOREVER, I mean you guys are good and fast just in case though
>>25577746
im heading for thenormiessenpai
>>25577821
KEEEP UP THE ADDDDDVANCE
>>25577821
Finishing off Idaho then heading into Northern California.
>>25577802
I'll add this roll to your next one senpai since I just missed it
Rolling
Actions:
>take IL, if overflow, move into WI
>>25577821
Roll for wisconsin. Gonna GET THAT CHHEEEEEESE.
>>25577821
roll
action:
>onward north my good senpai
>>25577821
Rolling
Action:
>A wide advance towards the Undodgable Rodge nation
Let's have a repeat of pic related shall we chaps
>>25577821
Rolling
Action
>Yet more NJ/PA
Keep heading south
>>25577837
I'm afraid I can't let that happen then, seeing as I am allied with them...
>>25577821
Rooling
WYOMING WE MARCH
>>25577869
Oh look, another one
This time I wont forget ok
>>25577873
> Martin Shkreli
sides into andromeda galaxy
>>25577873
I'm allied with the Gooks and friends so we might be at an impass
>>25577899
Thanks senpai. Go into WV if its necessary, also I declare war on anal beads.
>>25577866
I'LL CUT YOU RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE BRITFAG
>>25577877
GOOKS, NOW IS THE TIME. TOGETHER, WE END THE BRITISH. YOUR ASSISTANCE IS CRUICIAL IN THIS ENDEVOR
>>25577877
Is it war then old friend? I have nothing against you. I merely want a good scrap with Rodger
>>25577899
Wait, Tripkitty, are you just OP'ing or do you currently control a nation? which one?
I recall us being allies.
>>25577930
I not fight yuyetwe still non-agression pact
>>25577943
Yes, we are allied, I am USMA, United States Military Administration
Round 12, the Great Plains ablaze edition
>>25578029
FUCK I POSTED THE OTHER GAME REEEE
IM SORRY DONT HATE MEEEE
>>25578006
ah ok, wasn't sure. Good to know
you should join me in skullfucking the brits.
>>25578043
I panicked for a second....
Chad Republic will continue to chadify California
>>25578043
FIRST CONTACTOOOOOOO
PIERCE THICKLY INWARDS INTO BRITLAND
>>25578043
Rolling
Action:
>Finish up PA then advance into WV
>>25578043
Rolling
Actions:
>Expand into Northern Indiana
![2B0B8874-A602-4F4D-8A42-8BFF0DF6FD25-37692-000012C37C867699[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GYsxUfa.jpg "2B0B8874-A602-4F4D-8A42-8BFF0DF6FD25-37692-000012C37C867699[2].jpg")
>>25578043
ADVANCE ON UTAH
>>25578029
lmao. it's ok OP.
Anyway, roll for southern michigan, advance to indiana+ohio
>>25578043
shit nigga, chill. it's ok senpai.
>>25578029
W H E W, gooks suddenly expanded
>>25578043
Role
Action:
>INTO THE LINES WE GO MEN, ADVANCE INTO RODGER
>>25578043
Roll
Action:
>halt expnsion north and head westward my good senpai
>>25578100
SURRENDER NOW OR GET FUCKED BY MY RICH INCEL COCK, YOU FILTHY BONG-DONG TEA-FAGGING COCKLORDS
Fuck, not too late, am I?
Continue along the coast.
Round 13, Brits advance edition
![6d338e7e8feb268d4d505ccee98e0fa8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oLgBWW3.jpg "6d338e7e8feb268d4d505ccee98e0fa8[1].jpg")
>>25578208
Moar UTAH
>>25578208
Rollin
Actions:
>Continue to advance in Northern Indiana
Go for rest of Michigan, advance into Ohio+indiana
>>25578208
Half Californian advance and other Half Northern Arizona.
>>25578208
roll
action
> more westward action please senpai
>>25578208
Rolling
Actions:
>Take whatever of Maryland Shkreli doesn't have
>Advance in WV
>>25578208
wait, I rolled an 18 and he had a 20. Does he get all 20 because he had the higher roll? I thought it evened out so he only got 2
EITHER WAY FUCK HIM HARD, 69 HERE WE COME GET FUCKED BRITALND. WITNESS TRUE MANLET INCEL RAGE
>>25578222
uh, if I go over utah send the rest to arizona pls
>>25578208
Rolling
Action:
>Swing south with gained momentum and fill in kansas
>>25578263
Not going to well is it old boy?
Pic related, those are your cities burning.
Move inland just a little bit at N Carolina and Virginia
>>25578269
GOOKS NOW
MOVE SOUTH, DESTRUCTION OF THE BRITS IS GUARANTEED
YOU ALONE WILL RULE THE TEA EMPIRE
>>25578277
FUCK YOUR HIGHER ROLLS, I WILL COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE
>>25578263
He got dubs, 2 * 20 = 40 senpai
I NEVER cheat, just so you know
>>25578269
You went way over, but Chad already got to it as per usual senpai, I dispersed the rest amongst Montana and CO
>>25578329
but i was first....
>>25578329
I thought there were no benefits for dubs in this version?
And I rolled a 00 here, fuck>>25578300 can I use that as my next roll?
>>25578329
Nevermind just ignore this >>25578329
i see what happended
>>25578366
Yee dubs doubles whatever the value of the individual part of the dub is yo dawg
Ummm... n-no anon, that would be cheating
>>25578300
Fuck right off with >>25578366 bullshit kek
>"I do say phillip, he looks rather flustered"
>>25578366
The thread's original OP had it that way, but TripKitty has done it like this in previous game, see
>>25576278
>>25576319
Round 14, Gooks breed like rabbits edition
>>25578420
Roll for indiana.
