Well fuck guys.
I need help with this convo tell me what to say.
Here's some back story.
Her name is amy and its the first girl that I've ever texted. I met her at a mental asylum. She's 20.
Nice edgelord color scheme cuck
She obviously wants to watch the Super Bowl.
tell her you want to cuddle too :)
>>26324531
wtf is watamote, its the fucking superbowl
That and watch the Superbowl. Tell her you're going to mess around with a potato gun, firecrackers, or anything really. Something that doesn't involve electronics is a must. Grill some steaks/ burgers.
Next time don't ask for her to come over, invite her. "Come on over, I'm going to be (something you enjoy)"
>>26324531
"Nvm, got a prettier girl to come chill"
>>26324531
Tell her
>No, my real plan is to rest my head on your ass and use it as my personal pillow. I'm having trouble sleeping and your ass is the perfect remedy.
That's what worked for me.
Well fuck. What do I say?
>>26324742
OP YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE >>26324730
>>26324742
What part of "cuddle" didn't you get bitch ?
>>26324742
as long as he cuddles too
Incest-cucked
>>26324823
do this mane
>>26324823
This is the correct line.
>>26324742
>watamote
does she even know what that is? if she likes anime, awsome but you just fucked yourself with the superbowl thing. Shes gonna fuck big football jocks after, not some nerdy anime guy. Also, her brothers gonna be there and rave about the superbowl while she sits and text, so your cucked for the night.
I fucked up. Any way to save this?
>>26324628
>wtf is watamote
Your kind is unwanted here.
>>26324987
10/10, ebin thread
well done op
>>26324987
OP what. the. fuck.
Unless this is fake which it probably is, you are the biggest idiot ive seen on this site yet. Why.
>>26324987
The fucking madman
I hope this shiy is fake.
>>26324987
but really
what
>>26324987
Its a shit-test, just give her the good ol' "Challege Accepted!" meme
>>26324987
J
U
S
T
Hahaha
>>26325032
It may be, but it's mildly entertaining to say the least
>>26324987
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lata
>>26324987
Luv u for taking my answer seriously, you're a real brother. Sorry you fucked up but always remember I'm somewhere on earth, and I'm your bro.
>>26324987
Holy shit OP. Call her brother a fag
>>26324987
OP why
why would you do this
>>26324987
u completely BTFO'd her ass lmao
nice job
>>26324987
you've already fucked it, just see how far you can go
Keep going, you're doing it right OP
>>26324987
Roastie defence mechanism initiated.
>>26324987
>>26324987
Good job, you successfully passed the Shit Test
>>26324987
What the fuck op why would you say that? Do you have autism?
>>26324555
grey and red looks good
Holy shit you guys have autism
OP its your fucking fault asking r9k for advice on girl. Just that you said cuddle she knew you were a beta, And the other thing you wrote is so retarded. Like wtf did u think she would say. I fucking hate this place so much
>inb4 edge
>fuck you all
"sorry my friend wrote this.."
>>26325217
no that never works it sounds dumb, don't try it
you're fuckedOP
op fucking write
hope he will come and beat me, and im sorry i have autism..
You will not get beat up and maybe she will forgive you
>>26325280
This Op desu
win win situation
>>26324987
Sorry, this made me laugh for a long time.
>>26324987
i thought you said i would like him
>is that all you have planned
>"You'll have to come over and find out"
then you fuck her right in the pussy half way into an episode
>>26325084
This
call her brother a fucking faggot
>>26325018
I am a 30 year old virgin, I don't keep upon the childrens animes, I watch older ones.
Tell her you're in love with her brother and you're just flustered.
>>26324987
keep it going till you get blocked, fight her brother
Fuck it. I had to do it.
>>26325377
holy shit...
that was simply
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>26325280
"i have the autismo"
>>26325377
when will you guys fight irl invite me I want to watch
>>26325377
Say sorry. She's mental and will accept it. Just say you lost your temper and didn't mean any of it.
>>26325377
absolutely SAVAGE
>my comment is original, master
Damn OP, I at least have to give you props for being more ballsy than 95% of this board
>>26324987
absolutely ebin, you absolute madman
>>26325377
Jesus man.
>>26325481
No ignore her and tomorrow and tell her you're so sorry and it was your medicine.
But clearly you don't seem keen on saving this.
>>26325377
Well done. OP. I bet she fucks her brother, too.
>>26325377
Why were both of you in the mental asylum?
>>26325377
>So want to watch the superbowl? ;)
holy shit op... holy shit
>>26325507
Yeah waiting a bit is a good idea. I kinda think this is fake but meh.
>>7671817
Oh my fucking god....
Please stop OP. Please.
>>26325522
kek, do this
>>26324531
>well that and putting my dick into you
>>26325377
Now, when you wake up tomorrow, say you were drunk.
>>26325377
what were you both hospitalized for?
>>26325511
Is that Hideo or Kojima?
>>26325540
what was the post? bloxing
>>26325540
who were you trying to reply to
>>26324531
>>26324742
>>26324987
>>26325377
and you people wonder why you can't get gfs
>>26325584
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/7668744/#7671817
Op is dead confirmed
holy shit
>>26325522
This
It's the only way to remedy the situation.
>>26324987
great fucking job
10/5 bretty fucking good
lol, she's already apprehensive. move on.
>>26325610
Nevermind, seems like desustorage is facing some issues right now, it's not being shown properly
>>26325603
suck my white cock you fucking normie piece of shit.
i wanna kill your fucking family you assfuck
go back to *b* or soc if you want normal people
fucking piece of shit.
>>26325377
Supremely gentleman
>>26325377
We need some updates man you cant abandon the thread so soon
>>26325497
blox>>26325547
>>26325634
read the thread faggots
>>26325522
This. Also calling fake. There's tons of app to make fake convos, and if OP is a lardham he wouldn't risk getting his ass beat.
>>26325763
>lardham
what are you doing here?'
dont forget where you are you normie scum!
lots of robots are overweight so that is not an insult
try harder you piece of fucking shit.
>>26325832
eat a dick fattie
>>26325377
"Send your brother over, i'll buttfuck the faggot until he falls in love"
>>26325905
thats doesnt work here....
is not an insult here.
sorry normie m8. you did your best.
>>26325936
Dies op
I'm back. Fuck this girl.
>>26325947
Of course it doesn't, you guys think being mentally ill and obese is equivalent to christian martyrdom.
>>26326186
jesus fucking christ dude. holy shit.
>>26326186
If there was any doubt before, confirmed for fake now.
>>26326186
Wait, so she's a rape victim? Gosh, you're THE MAN
>>26326186
"We can just cuddle. I had a terrible day, my bad for taking it out on you."
>>26326186
fuck you you cishet rapist piece of shit!
>>26326186
>she was actually raped by her dad
>>26326186
Stop , she seems like a nice girl. Why do assholes like you always get the girls. I fucking can't stand this world.
>>26326186
Holy fuck yes I am hard now
>>26326186
"LOL chill bro it was just a prank!! Like and Subcribe my Facebook page for more hilarious shenanigans :^) !"
>>26326222
again.
thats doesnt work here....
is not an insult here.
its ok. i know you are mad you are upset but its ok .
i know you are mad. but sorry normie...
i know you did your best.
>>26326186
That might be a new low for you op, insulting the mental asylum girl because she rejected your poor ass, good job buddy
>>26326186
"Can I have ur stuff"
>>26326186
"no one calls me a bitch ! My brother will beat you up !"
"I'm crying right now..."
Try not to be even worse than her, ignore her.
>>26326288
This is the best reply so far, do it
>>26326186
"I'm sorry. It was just a phasing test, I lost my temper. I'll leave you alone now."
then she'll message you tomorrow and you'll make up
>>26326186
>I finally got over what my dad did to me
Damn how did you strike out on a bitch that got raped by her dad? They're like the easiest girls on the planet. Every single one of them becomes a prostitute to streamline the process of getting fucked.
>>26326276
I'm a 24 years old everything virgin, you autistic fuck, I swear you guys are like SJW comparing privilige. Always boasting about having less privilege (being less "normie") than other people. Cancerous shits.
...cut a long story shot dtf or no...
What the fuck kind of shit test is this?
>>26326466
SWOOP IN FOR THE KILL FAGGOT.
>>26326466
This can't be real. It can't.
>>26326466
Aww cmon dude. You gon get laid. why ya gotta ruin that
>>26326466
"What do you think? Seriously."
>>26326466
agree and amplify, my man. reply with something like "yes I was serious, now come over and let's fuck"
>>26326466
tell her
I WANNA RAPE YOU THATS ALL. FUCKING RAVAGE YOUR ASS WITH MY BIG WHITE UNCUT COCK AND FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT
>>26326466
FUCKIN A I KNEW IT
She said lol, she fucking laughed bro
this girl is fucked up, you can't let her emotions effect you or she will lose all respect for you
"Nah I was fuckin around, come over if u want"
>>26326503
This is too autistic and spells everything out. It doesn't leave room for her to imagine getting fucked. Women are their own worst enemy in this territory.
blox>>26326499
this teeebeeeaiich
>>26326410
its ok i know you are mad ...
why are you so butthurt about it ?
why you calling me autistic in a board made for and by autistic people-.... is that a kind of insult ?
like... calling "WHITE" to a white person?
stop being so butthurt m8 ... i know you did your best :)
>>26326466
I don't want to believe this is real. Woman really do love being treated like shit. I have lost all fate.
>>26326466
>I'm just trying to get laid desu senpai
>>26326542
White can't be derogative. Autistic means you are mentally retarded, not that you have autism.
>>26324555
hahahaha literally the first post is a complete dismisal over some trivial dfucking thing, and its even in meme speak.
>>26326531
>I was fuckin around, come over if u want
Say this
if she responds with anything, ANYTHING other than "Sure ok lol, i'll be over in an hour" IGNORE HER
>>26326596
again. is that supossed to be an insult ?
why are so mad about it . its like you are trying to shit into a pile of shit tryint to your shit looks better.
you have no power here
i am. i am mentally retarded. i have autism too.. i also have depression and constantly dream about suicide
you cant.. literally insult me.
or any of the robots here on this board
like i said
this is a board made for socially sexually and mentally retarded, people...
again. its like calling chinesse to a chinesse dude.
its that so hard to understand m8 ?
dont worrry.. i know you did your best so dont be mad about it :)
>>26326531
this, winrar op do it
OP here, this never happened and you all felt for the bait! trolled!
>>26326679
Yo even if he's not making you feel worse about yourself he is making me and everyone else watching this conversation unfold think you're fuckin retarded
Well fuck guys this worked better then expected. I did not see this happening. Do you guys think she's really serious or is her brother going to be waiting for me to beat my ass. Either way I'm going for it. Wish me luck.
>>26325377
HOLY FUCK
I HAVEN'T KEKKLED THIS HARD SINCE KITTY-TAN
>>26326701
>op here claiming id
>>26326755
>OP is going to get his ass beat
this is gonna be good. Hopefully the hospital has wifi so you can update us.
>>26326755
doubt this is real lmao
hope u fight her brother
>>26326755
She's crazy, anon. You don't stick your dick in crazy unless you actually LIKE this type of retard drama around you ALL THE TIME.
>Op went from the biggest autist beta to super chad.
Holy fuck guys this is legendary
Get laid or get beat up op. Keep us updated
>>26326755
as soon as she gets in the car drive away and say you're not sorry about what you said, then leave her miles away from home.
pic is very related to this thread
>>26326755
>put camera in your car facing towards her front door
>film yourself ringing her doorbell
>either get beat up by her brother, raped by her father or you actually get laid
>either way i want it recorded
>>26326679
But I can insult you, manchild. I'm sorry you have a shit life btw. You should take a trip so I don't accidentally talk to you again.
>>26326755
Shit op you better bring a gun or sth. She's laying a trap.
>>26326755
Have fun OP.
Just remember
>if you let her emotions effect you she will lose all respect for you
don't let her turn you into her bitch. She HAS to be YOURS or she will take the wheel and crash the whole fuckin car.
>>26326755
I like your style, good luck anon
>>26326744
im not even that fag but i think hes right
dont forget where we are guys.. this is not /soc/ or /b/
and the robots are so fucking ..... i cant find the word .
if the guy feels cool about being like that. or if the guy doesn't give a single fuck about that... you cant put a gun on his head and
" FEEL BAD YOU FAT RETARDED AUTISTIC FUCK "
its like.... that lotr meme
> you have no power here
anyway thats not the topic here
>>26326755
This is so obviously fake lmao kinda hurts to see all the retards falling for it
maybe you don't realise but right now you have her in the palm of your hand. what you've said to her gives you the illusion of having massive amounts of value because it shows you don't give a shit about her. subsequently, shes now crawling for your forgiveness/approval, otherwise she wouldn't have replied back after you said her dad should rape and murder her. just play it off cool now, say you're pretty fucked up also and you didn't mean those mean things you said about her appearance, ie. say shes pretty and you just want to spend time with her. if she somehow tries again to bro-cuck you just give her the ultimatum that if shes not comfortable/feels safe spending time alone with you, there's no point of you two talking to one another any more. Just don't fucking chase dude, be the man and if it doesn't work out just fucking move on.
>>26326466
>>26326755
I desperately want to believe that this is staged, but I honestly believe that it's real.
what is wrong with women that they do this?
>>26326785
>>26326805
>>26326813
>>26326860
>>26326814
^^betas
this amount of waffling emotional girlishness can only come from a real girl. Also OP is too clueless to portray a woman so accurately while being so goofy on his own.
>>26326808
^completely true
Easy one. Kill yourself for having a windows phone
>>26326942
>>26326808
>>26326466
OP samefag
>>26326831
oh ok i know you are trying hard to make me feel bad or something but you just cant...
you feel better if i talk to you or if i act like im mad :3 ?
because there's nothing you can tell me that makes me feel bad....
manchild...yup .. its cool :3
but anyway you want me to keep talking to you ?
you feel better if we do that ?
because this is getting lil interesting. i mean.. you can insult me or try different insults but its not gonna work....
sorry to disappoint you normie.. but i think you came into the wrong place...
if you wanna insult people about fat or retard or manchild
i strongly recommend you the boards
/a/ /m/ /soc/ /mlp/ and some topics on /b/
have a nice day :3
>>26326942
>current year +1
>falling for the "op isn't always a lying faggot" meme
>>26326973
screenshots are so easy to take, but photoshop takes a while
>>26327010
you dont need photoshop to fake a (You)
>>26327041
you don't know me mafacka
>>26326989
I'm in the right place. I belong here. You give people like us a bad name.
>>26327010
shopped af nice damage control OP
>>26327041
Yes, 20 hours in ms paint will also do.
I'm honestly flabbergasted by this and really proud of OP for going so far into autism he became chad
>>26326886
Whatever you say, consumer-level analog videocassette magnetic tape recording format.
>>26327038
>Question to all men itt: how often do you fantasize about getting a handjob from a girl with sexy nails?
nigga wut
>>26327079
>tfw you know that if you tried something like this they'd just stop replying
>tfw tried similar overconfident things on tinder and they just unmatch
>>26327147
that's because he gave up all hope and became his own terrible self rather than trying to be an asshole to get laid
>>26327067
>>26327041
I can tell you beta autists are curious about how this thread went down so in the interests of openness and transparency I will highlight all of the posts I made. I am not OP. This is the first post I made in the thread
>>26324723
>>26325936
>>26326288
>>26326531
>>26326638
>>26326862
>>26326942
>>26327010
>>26327060
hope y'all learn something from this, no need to thank me :^)
>>26327316
have fun getting pussy OP, hope your crazy girl doesn't crash your life.
>>26327350
Looks like we have a crime scene. Who was OP?
>>26324742
>can my brother tag along
>MY BROTHER
Jesus Christ man, I'm a literal social retard and even I know you fucked up bad.
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>26327389
Read the entire thread you gay faggot.
>>26326755
U gonna fucking die m8
>>26327456
I think he did already. He hasn't shown up since.
>>26327316
>>26327350
you just got trolled congrats on wasting your time
>>26324987
DESTROYED
although this is probably fake
>>26327534
I'm fully aware of what I'm doing and why. It's not a waste of time to help people understand how things work.
All that aside though I am better than you and your tired memes, lets make that clear.
>>26326186
she pullin the rape victim card?
>>26327532
that's because he's losing his v card
Damn sure seems like a completely legit convo going on in here
>>26324531
You can tell straight away from the first message that this girl has no real romantic interest. Why you'd want a relationship with someone you have to try to impress and entertain is beyond me.
>>26325377
AMY ON SUICIDE WATCH !!!!!
>>26327642
His viscerally-attacked-by-angry-brother-of-insane-chick card?
>People think this is real
Can I get a 400+ post thread if I fake a lelsofunnixD conversation with my bf?
Op here. I just picked her up and now we are sitting on the couch. I will make my move once I get done typing this. She's seems really flirty so im 99% sure im going to have sex with her. Thanks guys for this thread honestly. Oh and this is not fake, I would not have believed this myself if I wasn't living it right now.
>>26327863
Nice fuck up faggot, texts should be other way round
>>26327863
>it's real guise I swear!!
Nah
>>26327863
Update us then. Crazy girls are pretty great desu
>>26327875
>>26327889
bitter jelly
OP try and get a pic of her suckin ya dick
>>26327875
lol no go look at op's other pics its always been the same
>>26327863
How does she look tho OP?
>>26326263
This nigga is obviously not getting any girls.
>OP can't even fake text properly
>people believeing OP.
>>26327998
>>26327875
Didn't she tell him to pick her up? So he'd be going to her house. Seems right to me.
>>26328012
This. >>26327998 and >>26327875 are idiots. Still could be fake but the only evidence is how stupid this whole thing is.
>>26327421
Derp, pardon my faggotry
>>26328056
>how stupid this whole thing is
this is actually evidence it's real
>>26327998
>someone that didn't even read the thread but likes to say >>26327998
facts about it.
>>26325377
Hahahaha dumbass your never going to fuck her now lmao. You are fucked.
>>26328284
Read the rest of the fucking thread
>>26327863
I am speechless, anon.
You somehow got this to work.
I don't know if I despise you, or think you are amazing.
>>26327863
[ ] REAL
[ X ] NOT REAL
>>26325377
lmao that dumb cunt insulted you first and now she wants to act offended
OP IS GETTING LAID RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26330135
or maybe OP got baited and got murdered in his car
