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How do you cope robots?
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>>29330037
Weed pretty much
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>>29330037
>Weed

Thats pussy shit dude
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>>29330037
Not with weed, that's for sure. Weed is one of the worst recreational drugs on the planet. It worsens pain. I drink and smoke cigarettes.
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>>29330037
I don't

the robot is gay, this is original
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Xanax, want to get opioids but I don't know how, I only get the Xanax because I have a script

Tips appreciated
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>>29330052
Let me guess, real men shoot heroin?
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>>29330111
>tips
Find a drug dealer. Ask if can get opioids.
It is that easy. Or order some online. If you don't know where to find a drug dealer because you have no friends, find the scummy part of where you live and approach the people who are obviously drug addicts.
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>>29330137
Real men do everything but weed. Weed is for actual fags. Weed literally turns people gay.
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>>29330160
>just bee yourself
If it were that easy for me to approach people and talk to them, especially about something illegal, then I wouldn't be seeking out drugs for comfort
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>weed

What are you 16?
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>>29330189
yeah and meth doesnt? ppl dont suck trucker dick for a shard of meth or a hit of smack
>weed is my favorite you fuck
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>>29330255
Don't be yourself then. I am never myself. What I do is I drink lots of alcohol before I go outside and then I pretend I am some kind of hero who can do anything and needs to do stuff for the good of all mankind, it's imaginary but it helps. When you're in the scummiest part of town, at least in my own experience, you don't even need to approach anyone, people will approach you asking if you need anything, that's how I got my hands on crack and meth, I didn't want to approach any bums either.
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>>29330296
>Not doing psychedelics
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>>29330296
Just smoking meth won't turn you gay like smoking weed will. Most of the time, people suck dicks FOR meth, not ON meth. Weed is the worst fucking drug, on it you just feel tired and sick and gay, and it only last like an hour, nasty stuff.
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>>29330037
after years of NEETdom I was forced to work a physically exhausting job and another one that not as exhausting. i find it to be very soothing and takes my mind of everything.

plus side is that I have sizable savings by now, because i don't spend my money on anything
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>>29330037
>Coffee
>Piracetam
>Nicotine Gum
>Marijuana
>Video games
>Go for a 15-20 minute walk every 2-3 hours
>Hold down a job from 8:30-5:00 everyday
>Get into a routine and follow it
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listen to music
read about people with shittier lives than mine
develop a smug attitude, convincing myself that all the shit I like is better than everyone else and no one else "gets" life and reality
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>>29330037
>tfw I recently moved to a new town and have smoked probably 2 joints within a six month period

I wanna die
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>>29330189
Wtf are you talking about, anon?

Gdhghh
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>>29330763
Yo just what i do bro when ur desperate for bud. So first find a place where you know people smoke weed. Next, look on the ground and collect every last roach you find. Then go home and smoke all your roaches. Its so easy to get free weed this way. I smoke weed everyday this way and i dont pay a damn cent.
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>>29330037
Vidya and porn do the trick. I guess.. :(
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>>29330080
>tfw living where it's >>too hot
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>>29330189
hey, the 1950s called and they need you for their stupid af campaigns. should kill yourself to see if you can travel back in time by getting out of this present timeline.
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>>29330848
My sides are in orbit.

1257
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>>29330848
>being a weed cuck
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Booze and weed mostly, with small doses of FEV. Video games are still worth playing if you want to relive the classics.
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>>29330443
Uh, speak for yourself there holmes. I think you're the only one that feels "gay" on weed lol.
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>>29330631
I do this

Oregantario
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By not being a pussy.

The only thing I struggle with is the "real" existential feeling I get sometimes, when I realize what it (might) will feel like when I die and cease existing.
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>>29331121
play csgo you pussy
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>>29331222
You can't just stop being a pussy you fucking asshole idiot
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>>29331246
I mean you can, over time. But it takes effort. changing your thought patterns isn't easy because you know, conditioning.
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>>29330848
>ole bag o dirty buds
Frig off ricky
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>>29330189
Try smoking a full bowl of pure kief out in the woods and try to stand up and walk home.
Thats some Hercules shit right there
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Cannabis, medication and therapy.
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>>29331246
You absolutely can, the secret is to just be yourself and stop pretending to be someone you're not. Poof, not a pussy any more.
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>>29331275
>tfw not as scared of the dark anymore. It took me a long time but I've trained myself so now when I'm in the dark I only imagine the occasional demon charging at me. I wish I had started doig this when I was a kid, I would have no fears.
>tfw still believe in demons
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>>29331275
Sounds like something a pussy would say.

My therapist (who is a dude and wants to fuck me) says shit like that.

Fag.
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>>29331302
unless you have shit tolerance this will be ezmode to accomplish. anyone with a decent cannabis tolerance can smoke a large amount without it directly affecting their motor capacity.
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>>29331302
>smoke keef bowl
>paralysed
>gay

No thanks, imma pass
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>>29331345
clearly its working.

have you taken your meds today? should take a few more, especially if there's a warning label.
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>>29330137
Real robots do psychedelics shrooms. Fuck off with this degenerate and blatantly overrated meme drug.
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>>29331436
But I can't do shrooms all the time.
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>>29331345
Are you sure your therapist wants to fuck you and you're not just projecting your wanting to fuck your therapist?
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escapism mostly

i've forgotten what it is to live my own life
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>>29331462
Then you're a weak normie faggot. Go smoke more meme dope it doesn't do shit and is so overhyped it's hilarious.
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>>29331462
>be me
>do shrooms daily

Yes you can, retard. What, baby can't handle his drugs or something?
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>>29331436
You're a fucking idiot. Real robots chug tussin. Fuck you and your cow shit fungus.
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>>29331484
Heroin is only overhyped when you don't shoot it.
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>>29331436
I don't know where I can get shrooms from though
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I go to the gym.
I take out my anger, frustration, and loneliness at the gym. I absolutely love lifting. If I go a day without the gym, I start feeling tense and frustrated. The gym helps me cope with all my problems without drinking and doing drugs. And I've done both before to cope, but nothing feels as good as finishing a hard workout and being all sweaty. Also playing games on PS4 helps me unwind. So basically vidya and exercise.
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>>29330424
overratted normie rave faggot shit.
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>>29331436
>overrated
haha kid you haven't shot heroin have you? didn't expect anything less from a coward....
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>>29331496
I can barely get enough shrooms to take them every couple months. Also, how's that HPPD?
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>>29331517
Too bad I don't do Heroine cause it's for cucks.
>>29331531
You can literally order the spores for the species of mushrooms and grow them in your own fucking home. Just google the species of magic mushrooms and go buy some spores for them. The spores are legal, just make sure you don't get caught with developed mushrooms.
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I don't. I'm being crucified by ceaseless paranoia 24/7. And it's only getting worse. My fears feel more and more real each time they shift.
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>>29330189
you were already gay and realized it while being high, speak for yourself homo.
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>>29331583
Shrooms don't fuck you up and can actually make you have positive experiences for proper coping. Heroine, weed, and all those other meme drugs are just degenerate and are terrible for your health.
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>>29331605
Obsessive cullen disorder? Hah! Like edward cullen from twilight? Hah, FAG!
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>>29330443
you were already a fag, fag.
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>>29331636
you sound like you are a vegan
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>>29331638
Sure is summer in here.

Must be all that weed. Oh wait, it isn't, it's just in your head cause you were brought to believe it actually does anything.
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>>29331675
I am not. I'm just smart enough to not do retarded shit that just kills you in the end, not even alcohol and tobacco. I eat meat and dairy.
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>>29331636
don't glorify mushrooms. just like all other psychedelics they can also produce negative experiences. basically they can fuck you up
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>>29330189
Fuck yeah, dude
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>>29331356
this. i almost miss being so high that its hard to do very basic things like standing up.
at the time it was terrifying and uncomfortable but now i wish i could feel it again.. some day perhaps
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>>29331636
>not smoking weed while on shrooms

you're doing it wrong m8
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>>29331613
>>29331661

>like girls my entire life
>fap exclusively to girls
>smoke weed
>realize I was gay all along for my entire
life

Yeah, doesn't work like that. I'm also only gay when I'm high, when I'm sober the gay thoughts stop. Weed makes you gay.
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>>29331636
>weed
>terrible for your health
Please site your sources, I'm legitimately interested.
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>>29331729
Emotional Effects of magic mushrooms would include feeling of wonder, sadness, anxiety, fear, and bliss. Some reported intense episodes of hilarity, such as laughing for the duration of the experience. In higher mushroom doses, there is a feeling of unity with nature and with a higher power. They might also experience contradictory emotions such as euphoria and despair. In negative settings, it might provoke a sense of paranoia. In rare conditions and with certain personalities, it might induce depression.

Effects would also include increased ability to concentrate on memory, feelings of time dilation, epiphanies about life and abstract and distractive thought patterns. The mushroom typically helps in bypassing the brains natural filter. This could both be good or bad depending on the individual. A good result will allow the individual to focus on stressful matters and matters to ponder. The bad result might lead to bad experiences. As the dose increases, significant amount of time will be spent by the individual in deep introspective or philosophical silence. The introspective mindset, if negative, can be quite painful and uncomfortable for the user. The individual loses touch with reality and their egos may undergo separation. The loss of reality increases with the ever increasing dosages.As of yet, there have been no reported long term effects on the body in using the mushroom but there are a number of deaths allegedly attributed to the substance. These deaths were mostly self-inflicted and it was not clear that magic mushrooms played any part in their deaths.
http://magic-mushroom.com/magic-mushroom-effects
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>>29331775
smoking weed on high doses of psychedelics is pretty lackluster from my experience. it may help you relax but you won't be that stoned, you'll be too busy tripping
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>>29331436
>basically give self food poisoning
>but..t.t i heard they were harmless

Every drug has negative side effects
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>>29331804
Yo SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>29331302
That's retarded. A pure keef bowl would give you scoobs and you'd waste a bunch. at least layer some bud down
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>>29331792
Sounds like your bi (like everyone) and you're just more open to your gay side when you're high
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>tfw tramadol withdrawal

jesus christ this is shockingly bad I tapered onto tramadol to come off my degenerate iv habit and the withdrawal is literally worse god I am an idiot
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>>29331813
Its not to get stoned, its so you trip harder.
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>coping
what're you fucking pussy?
We sprint to our graves here.
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>>29331792
well speak for yourself, youre a bi-fag. congrats.
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i smoke weed and watch customgrow420 videos

im serious, super comfy and i pretend he's my friend
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>>29330037

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN IT. IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS SINCE I'VE HAD ANY AND MY LIFE HAS BEEN ABSOLUTE SHIT EVER SINCE... FUCK YOU
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>>29331589
Im not sure if it is legal in the uk
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>>29331792
>realize I was gay all along for my entire
life.

thats my point, you realized you were gay. you were fag in denial, weed reveals things about yourself like LSD, DMT etc. weed is a pseudo psychedelic.
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>>29331892
He's a pretty neat guy, StrainCentral is better IMO though.
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>>29331793
Recreational weed is not the same as medicinal weed.

http://growingmarijuanatips.com/the-difference-between-medical-and-recreational-marijuana-strains/
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>>29331892
That guy is irritating as fuck, why on earth do you pretend to be his friend?
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>>29331892
can we talk about this guy please.

I watched a few of his videos and its like hes on meth or something he doesnt take time to load the bowl or anything he just fucking takes out his sack of weed slams it in the bowl (with about half of it going on the floor) takes the entire thing and caughs like a madman.

I have no idea how he enjoys it.
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>>29331496
Your just wasting them, you build a tolerance so fast its ridiculous. You also lose your tolerance really fast.
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>>29331925
Straincentral is the opposite of comfy. He gives me this reddit/bernie sanders/tumblr vibe
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>>29331926
Alright so where in the growing marijuana tips website does it say that weed is terrible for you? Am I missing something?
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>>29331919
>JewK

Sucks for you then commie cuck. I'm sure Mohammed's semen will give you a nice high.
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>>29331977
Medical weed is specifically designed to have health benefits but it's not an end all solution. Patients with medical weed permits still have to take other meds and go through surgery. Marijuana is only used for medicine cause of politics. It really isn't that good of a medicine.
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>>29332013
>Marijuana isn't that good of a medicine

Literal fucking retard detected
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>>29332013
So, again, am I missing something?
>Heroine, weed, and all those other meme drugs are just degenerate and are terrible for your health.
You claimed weed was terrible for you, you said nothing about it being used as a medicine.
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>>29331977
"Weed causes schizophrenia, homosexuality, and cancer, and it lowers your IQ."
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>>29332032
>not comprehending entire post
Keep trying. Surely that medical weed of yours will pay off in the end when you die of STD's. I can smell the crabs from here.
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>>29332040
Oh wew lad that was just the way I typed it. Get over it and stop with this strawman of "b-b-b-but you said...". Doesn't change the fact that it isn't some wonder drug.
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>>29331793
>site your sources
You're living proof
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>>29331962
he has multiple assault charges inlcuding smashing someone's jaw with a machete while dressed as ICP

not even joking
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>>29332081
When did I say it was a wonder drug? All I'm trying to find out is why you made your claim, you posted a website that literally refuted your statement. Your claim is bullshit and now you're putting words in my mouth.
>>29332107
Well memed fellow, gold star for you :)
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>>29332107
This
This board is mostly degenerate summerfags right now.
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>>29332127
My source was explaining the difference between medical and recreational strands. Are you too high to understand that? I made a simple typing error I didn't intend to make that claim. Keep trying with this strawman.
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>>29330037
With weed and alcohol. I'm practically addicted, but functional. Nobody I know in real life knows, they all think I'm straight edge.
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>>29332127
>website that literally refuted your statement.
The source doesn't say it's a wonder drug either. Medical weed isn't even good medication as it is.
How about you quit trying to put words in my mouth homo.
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>>29332125
seriously?

I knew he had been arrested a few times but i didnt think he was that bad.
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>>29330068

You're a retard

Cigs do nothing for you

I agree that weed makes the pain worse, its a glimmer of hope, happiness and motivation and when I wake up its gone and I feel horrible.
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You guys are so rude. If you want to insult people, why don't you do it to their face? Right, because you would get pummeled. Pathetic people being cocky on the Internet ITT. Man, fuck this place.
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>>29332310
>>29332310
Actually if you smoke them enough they do a lot. They relieve me of my anxiety, make me happy, stimulate me, relax me, sharpen my memory, the list goes on and on.
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>>29332393
Literally cancer.....or is it??
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>>29332541
No cancer
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>>29332562
I had no idea.

tsop lanigiro~~
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>>29330037

lose myself in video games and anime. drink sometimes. I should open a can of Redd's.
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Been smashing a lot of coke since last Saturday, weed doesn't calm me down anymore. Just doshed my last line now so I'm going to be fiending hard for a few weeks but if I'm patient, I should be able to find some cheaper stuff then.

Also crackheads, why don't you just learn to cook high-purity coke into crack instead of buying it?! it's so fucking easy a nigger could do it.

Pic related, my life decisions since turning 25.
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>>29331584
because that dude has a high ass tolerance it probably barely affects him
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Drinking lots, mostly cheep vodka, but sometimes rubbing alcohol.
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Any other c/o/caine cowboys here? Seems like nobody does it anymore.
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tfw iv crystal meth crack and heroin addict

lmao state of my fucking life, spend over 150 a day on drugs

tfw deeply suicidal nothing helps but mainlining hard drugs, ages like 60 years in the last few, parents fucking hate me hate myself hate the world hate life want to die lmao ;)
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