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HELP I CUT MY BALL WHILE CUTTING MY PUBES WHAT DO I DO
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HELP I CUT MY BALL WHILE CUTTING MY PUBES

WHAT DO I DO
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Cut the rest off, for the sake of humanity.
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>>24403434
cut the other one to make it match
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>>24403434
just cut them off completely and become an eunuch
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You are dead anon, Godspeed
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clean the wound with rubbing alcohol
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>>24403434
Why is it so small?
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balls are impossible to shave bruh,you gotta yank em out.

balls are treaded so i suppose if you stretch them out perhaps it could work
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>>24403434
Clean with rubbing alcohol/water and then apply shaving cream. It's pretty good at inducing clotting.
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>>24403434
you should completely pierce the skin to the otherside and rip open your ballsack
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>>24403434

airborn hiv is the biggest risk.

Best to amputate it. Doctors will the same thing so save some $$$ and get it over with now.
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>>24403434

Fuck, one of my greatest fears to be honest family
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>>24403434
People who shave their balls are playing with fire
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You should be fine OP. Don't be messing with or prodding it. Let it air dry out if you have the time so it scabs.
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>>24403434
Wash cut, apply neosporin or equivalent antibiotic ointment.

If you have them, apply a small bandaid.

Continue to wash/disinfect over the course of the next couple of days until it has healed over.

If the cut is deep, the pain resonates deeper than the outer skin of the scrotum, are experiencing swelling or color change, or feel you may have damaged a teste or ductus deferens, seek immediate emergency medical care.

I scraped my dick at the base of the shaft with scissors when I first tried cutting my pubes. Hurt like a motherfucker. But as long as you keep it clean, it should be fine.
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>>24403469
>it's completely fine meme

don't listen to the roasties.

they want you to ignore the problem so you'll settle for them with your damaged goods.
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>>24403434
does anyone have the picture of the guy cutting his ballsack and then eating them
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>>24403548
anon, do you HONESTLY think Patrick Bateman doesn't shave his balls?
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>>24403603
Patrick Bateman is also playing with fire
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Don't wash or clean anything. Let the natural bugs do their job.
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>anon gets hard in the photo so penis doesn't seem small
Pathetic
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>>24403624
Dude why all the shitposts. What if this guy is serious and this is his dick and balls in the picture.

Maybe he's genuinely freaked out and doesn't know where else to go because he's an autist.
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>>24403648
This its important to be honest with us OP, but most importantly you must be honest with yourself smdh tbqh
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>>24403434
Clean the wound with antiseptic, and put a bandaid on it.
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>>24403434
>gray pubes

gross. no one wants to see that grandpa
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Put a band-aid on it.
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Do white boys have really thin skin or something?

I roughly shave my balls all the time and never feel like I'm in danger of cutting them.
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>>24403434
Your ballsak sweat will trickle into the wound and cause an infection

gg no re
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cry

FUCK THE ORIGINALITY THING
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I do that all the time, it never bleeds too much
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This is why I don't shave my pubes.
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>>24403434

Use scissors next time. Electric razors and scrotums don't mix
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Styptic powder.

Failing that, corn starch.
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>>24403603
he can afford laser hair removal
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>>24403434
This did happen more than once to me. Just take a bath and wash it well anon.
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>>24405562
He can't afford this dubs.
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>>24403434
That looks pretty bad. You should cauterize
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>>24403713
>What if this guy is serious and this is his dick and balls in the picture.

Then nothing? Do you freak out over a cut on your finger? No, you ignore it and your body does the rest.
If it's bleeding too much you put a fucking bandaid on it.
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>>24405821
let me help you with that
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Probably stop being 12 first
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>>24405821
>>24407485
You two need assistance, I can help
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>>24405821
lmao dudeee3eeee
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wash it and put a bandaid on
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>>24403434
show the rest of your penis
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>>24403434
Fucking retard, you didn't cut your ball, you cut your scrotum.
It's just fucking skin.
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Bandage and don't shave your pubes wtf
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