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> at my first party
> some girl decides to start a game of spin the bottle
> person it lands on must kiss the spinner
> they go through one whole round before I join
> the dude before me is a total creep but none of them pull out of the game
> gets to my turn to spin
> I pick up the bottle and the two that started the fucking game stand up and say I'm out I don't want to play anymore
Do I really look that bad or just
What have I done wrong
beta uprising when?
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>>24402542
>spin the bottle
underage b& and v&
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>spin the bottle
fuck getting mono. Just focus on one girl and you might actually get laid
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>>24402802
>Spin the bottle

In 2015?
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time for you to pack it and leave, normie
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>>24402542
Spin the bottle story? Card games are better, truth or dare shit.
>back in high school
>drinking with friends
>arm around qt3.14 I've known since 7th grade
>haven't talked to her since 8th grade
>two or three weird guys playing with my friends and I
>they come up with weird shit
>my friend, she's a bro, dares my qt to lick some girls nipples
>both virgins
>turned on
>drink more and dry hump qt3.14 all night
I miss how easy this was :^(.
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>>24403128
>dry humping
I cringed reading that
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>>24403172
>was never a teenager trying to fuck virgins
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>>24403205
not english, what is dryhumping exactly?
I think i've been using it wrong
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>>24403281
Humping with clothes on
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>>24403352
as in grinding genitals through clothes? if I'm grinding my clothed penis on someone's leg it doesnt count?
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>graduated high school without ever getting a bf
>year after graduating I manage to get one
>date for nearly 2 months before we bone
>in the middle of losing my virginity
>suddenly he starts bawling his eyes out
>pulls out and just clings to me while crying and crying and crying for nearly an hour when he cried himself to sleep
>he breaks up with me next day
>week later we get coffee and talk it over
>he comes out as gay

I'm 22 and that was my first and only boyfriend. I have a dildo named shinji that I used every so often as a boyfriend substitute.
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I know this feel. I was roped into playing once at a birthday party and the girl I was supposed to kiss just reached over and turned the bottle to the guy next to me. Nobody even reacted. My friend who invited me just stared at the floor when I looked at him.
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>>24404078
Fuck off roastie. Girls don't belong here. Go beg for attention elsewhere.
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>>24404078
Made me laugh t-b-h. Thanks.
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>>24404078
>>24404078
et me guess, you're fat aand ugy?
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>>24402542
Fuck you.
How dare you make me remember my repressed memory of playing spin the bottle and a similar thing happened to me.
>mfw I'm pretty sure the girl just flat out refused
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>>24404078
roasties btfo
b
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f
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>i look like eggman
>"what is wrong with your face"
>your arms are too hairy for a girl
>you look retarded
>you look like you have fas
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>talking with my only friend
>we start talking about the migrants issue in europe and the paris attack
>Things start to pick up in the debate
> ends with her saying "you're such a fuck, I don't even know why im friends with you".
>hurt pretty bad desu since we never curse and call eachother names
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>>24405774
... bethan?
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>>24403352
I always figured it was when the girl was on top, facing you, grinding on yo dick.
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>>24404078
Your cunt was so roast it made him crave the posts.
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>>24405774
fuck off you stupid roastie cunt
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