I got this in the mail today. I think I'm gonna do it, /r9k/. I'm tried of being a NEET, might as well try and pull a Hitler and go from loser to hero.
Dubs decides the branch I join.
6 Decides my job.
>>29530573
Navy Seal
>66 get
>>29530573
army cook
>>29531221
Reroll faggot, you will go through BUDS if I have anything to say in the matter
>>29531233
>army get
Infantryman kek
Army Stripper
Minefield sweeper
Army officer
>>29531233
DUBS HAS CALLED IT.
Enjoy the kitchen, lad. You'll probably promote quickly if you're black
Check 'em.
Special forces.
>>29530573
Special forces
Combat
>>29530573
>serving Israel's interests
>heroes
>>29531322
Yay I actually got EM !
Good luck OP
Bazooka Inspector
>>29530573
infantry
tank crew
>>29531221
DEVGRU
>>29531316
Enjoy having a higher rank than 90% of the army handed to you
Morale Officer (crossdresser)
>>29530573
Airforce
Parachute defect tester
>>29531476
We already got dubs for army, but congrats on the 6.
OP, looks like you're joining the infantry to become a parachute defect tester. Good luck!