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How can chestlets even compete with this? If youre D or below
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How can chestlets even compete with this?
If youre D or below you shouldnt be able to mate
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>>28568079
What does she have attached to her nipples?
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>>28568092

Nipple semen
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>>28568092
The rest of the woman
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>>28568092
I think its milk brah
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I will gladly mate with a chestlet.
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>>28568127
That's not what breast milk looks like.
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Does every flat chested girl have breast insecurity?

Im fucking one now (yes normie reee) and eventually she told me that when she hates herself she feels like she has a boy's body. I like bigger tits but she like reads my mind sexually so I dont care and I have to pretend her flat chest is nice or whatever.

Meanwhile a literal titcow I dated, 5'8 like 125 32DDD hid her tits all the time with baggy clothes, and I had to pretend I didnt care about her tits because she was always afraid thats all people liked her for.

Basically, bitches be fucking crazy.
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>>28568092
Those strings on the tampons.
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Are there any big boob femanons here?

Please post
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>>28568079
>tfw don't care about boob size at all
>tfw most of my exes had double Ds
I feel like their amazing boobs are wasted on me. It's like Magnus Carlsen dating a girl who doesn't care about chess.
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Cowtits can't compare
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>>28568447
>Girls are insecure about their bodies. More at 10
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>>28568580

Flat chest is good shit on asians, but trash on anyone else.
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>>28568628
Interestingly enough, cowtits are also good shit on asians. Just about everything is, really.
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>>28568644

Cowtits being good is a given, but yeah.

Goddamn, I'm pretty sure if I had an asian gf I'd love her body no matter what it looked like. Except muffin tops. Disgusting.
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>>28568514
I'm a Robro with a 8" by 6.5" cock senpai
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>>28568079
She stuck fucking string inside her nipple hole senpai, some people do this kind of shit, ever see a guy shove stuff down his piss hole? Its not titty juice
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>>28568553
Nice reference to Magnus, I always respond to chess playing anons
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>>28568725
Then you'll be disappointed to hear that I don't really play chess, I'm afraid.
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>>28568690
I find that more unlikely than if you had said you were a girl
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I prefer small boobs desu. Better on Asian girls though.
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>>28568754
Awe darn, really didn't think anyone outside of chess players knew the world champion. Oh well, have a good one anyone anon
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>>28568725

What's your rating Anon? 2100 USCF
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>D or below
I can comprehend B and below, but D? Nice round Cs or Ds are adorable.
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>>28568847
Bigger is better, When Chad isnfucking stacy with his 9 inch cock she cums, would she cum on a robros 4inch penis? Prob not
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>>28568847
Can someone explain tits sizes to me? What do the numbers and letters mean. Like, what's a 36DD?
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>>28568798
holy shit source on this girl?
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>>28568769
Its /r9k/ we all have dicks bigger then 7 inches M8
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>>28568827
1600 uscf :/
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I'm a 30F but mine are smaller than hers, senpai.
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>>28569298
As long as they're real that's all that matters
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>>28569298
Do they look nice though
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>>28569373
Did I ever mention I have a 10 inch stack of shlong?
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>>28569440
Answer my question regardless of shlong length.
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>>28569298
Fuck off slut

oregano
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>>28569529
I wouldnt know I'm not >>28569298
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>>28568874
Number is the strap size, letter is the cup size.

But it varies depending on the size of the woman or something. Like a 5ft4 chick with a small strap whos a D might be bigger then a DD girl with a large strap. Or something.
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>>28569529
So if I had some fackin 30F tits and a 10inch chunk of cock meat youd let me fuck you up the boipussy?
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>>28569571
No but I might give you a reach-around ;^)
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>>28568874
there is no point in trying to understand it, it looks different on each person
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>>28568628
>Flat chest is trash
fixed tbqh
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>>28568891
Why is everyone here always say they have a fucking 9 inch penis? I have a 7.9 inch dick and I doubt everyone here is 9 inches 9 fucking inches
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>>28569598
Its like comparing a black man with an 8 inch dick or a white manlet with a 4 inch dick
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>>28569594
Na thats gay as fuck senpai, dont mind my tits and dick combo thats normal but getting jerked off by a man... na
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this might be of interest to all you virgins talking about "gotta be a d cup or more". each girl carries them differently. an b cup can be bigger than a d cup in some cases
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>>28568879
Thats Buck Angel M8
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CAN'T COMPETE

DON'T EVEN TRY
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>>28568119
underrated commento
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>>28569571
>no hot gf with 30F tits and 10 inches of dick
why live
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>>28569687
i didn't ask for your mum
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>>28569188

well at least you're not trash
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>>28569686
what's everyone's favorite pair from this pic?

I gotta give it to the 28dd see thru bra
those are fantastic tbqh fampai
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>>28569686
Bra sizes are completely fucking arbitrary, the number matters more than the letter.
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>>28569710
>tfw no gf with humongous bolder-sized boobs
Why even live?
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>>28569686
these are all very terrible breasts
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>>28569952
talk shit post tit
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>>28569783

The number and letter are both equally important and not the least bit arbitrary. Learn how to use a tape measure and it all makes sense.
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>>28569952

No, those are just tits in a properly fitting bra and not one designed to show them off
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>>28570013
>34b is bigger than a 32D
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>>28569298
I tried talking to you via email once and you blew me off desu
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>>28571063

They're different sizes, of course one will be bigger than the other. What part are you confused with. I'm no boob expert but I do I fancy myself a boob connoisseur. I might be able to explain it to you.
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>tfw no fembot gf to run her fingers through my hair as she breastfeeds me
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>>28571844
the dream is real. really impossible to get.
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>>28568725
Is there any porn videos with giant squids in existence. That would be friggen hilarious.
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>>28571063
from what i understand it's a measure relatives to different measurements of any specific woman, not of the size of the breasts independent of any other factors. a large woman with a B cup could in fact have bigger tits than a small woman with a D cup.
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>>28568813
What's the deal with this image?
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>>28571844
>tfw no hucow girlfriend whose hair you can run your fingers through as you give her a firm, thorough milking to work out a few days worth of backed up milk from her massively swollen breasts
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>>28572043
>>28571844
>mfw my boyfriend has both of these
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>>28572033
It's a (yearbook?) pic of a chick talking about her dreams. The rest of the pics see her being a slut on camera because she couldn't follow her dreams. It's not self-explanatory?
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>>28568847
best tits yesyesyes
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>>28572074
I don't believe you, anime poster
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>>28572074
Thanks, I'll cry myself to sleep tonight knowing that this exists but I cannot have it.
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>>28572100
"Sauce" is not an aboriginal comment, my man.
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>>28572043
This isn't as fun as you'd think. At least not, if you're trying to do a thorough job.
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Wife is a 26DD (larger when pregnant) with a pretty hourglass body. After she gave birth she was making more milk than the twins could drink. Rather than pump and throw it away I would drink it.

Best weight I ever gained.
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>>28572137
could just asked for sauce from the get go <_<
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because what matters is not absolute size of the breasts but how the breasts suit the chest they're on.

Which basically means that a skinny girl with a petite chest with decent-handful-sized breasts like say emily ratajkowsi is much more valuable than than most girl with average-sized or above-average sized chests and big tits
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>Liking cowtits

A or B cup are ideal with a petite and feminine body.
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>>28572154
Even if it's a rigorous task, I'd do it out of love for my precious hucow. You have to treat your pets with love, you know!
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>>28572214
>I am negotiating on a thread that isn't related to my interests at all.

cool story. there's flat chest threads, go smudge up the glass on those
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>>28572232
I mean to say it's not efficient at getting the milk out in good time, you end up getting a sore back after long enough or at least I do. Mouth is better.
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are there any charts with different cupsizes nude ?cause I'm pretty clueless about that and I feel like I cant gauge the size when I see them with bras
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what if i'm a d cup but i have a small frame so they look bigger
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>>28572324
>Mouth is better
I'm okay with using my mouth too. Anything to make her feel good while I extract her delicious milk. I'd use a mechanical milker if that's what worked best, it's not like I need to milk her with my hands for the sake of my pride. I just want to love and take care of a cute hucow.
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>>28572214
Petite chest yes, petite overall body? No.

Small breasts look best with a a petite chest and waist but wide hips.
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>>28572424
then awesome for you?
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>>28572464
Or here's a wider-hipped example.

The hips to the waist are the most important ratio.
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>>28568447
Nope. Anime helped me gain confidence about it
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>>28572559
That's a very weird looking body fampai. she definitely looks like she's misbalanced or not proportioned correctly. flat chest is gross
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i need to breed cow tits

post more
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>>28572630
Her body is a miracle.

Her body is the kind of body you can marry and never feel the need to cheat and will be able to get hard fucking right until she's 45+
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>>28572769
I wish her genes could be intensively bred.
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>>28572769
>>28572808
good for you but this is a big tits thread, so post your gross flat chested pear in a relevant thread. Thanks.
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>>28572830
Why don't you report me to the mods?

Are you going to cry about it?
Cry about how you're unable to do anything?
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Flat tits are okay. There are still people who like them, including me.

I would say face is the most important asset. It's gonna be the thing you see for the most time of the day, it better be good. Rather take a qt3.14 girl with zero tits, than a ugly chick with cowtits.

But have you ever seen a situation where a small dick was 'okay'? No. If you were born with anything <5", you are fucked. No women likes small dicks.
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>>28573016
You sound mad that not everyone loves shitty diaper-assed cellulite, fampai. You k there?
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>>28572808
>>28572769
My girlfriend has this body. Flat stomach, great curves, massive ass. It's like she's two different people. She's Danish.

It's good lads, but you need a long dick to enjoy most sexual positions, my girlfriend doesn't have as nice a face as hers though, she's got that Danish genes face.

Don't mean to blog, just emphasizing you'll need a decent sized pp to enjoy it.
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>>28568872
I actually used to believe this
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>>28568879

Source is in the right hand corner of the image. Albums of images rehosted from her site should be easy enough to find.
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>>28572808
I wish I could impregnate this girl.
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