FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT A FUCKING GF SO BAD REE REE THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY CAN'T I HAVE A QT 3.142 GF LIKE EVERYONE ELSE CUNT CUNT CUNT GIVE ME A GF CRUEL GOD PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING HELL GIVE ME ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT THAT THAT FEEL FEEL FEEL WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN NO NO NO GF GF GF!!!!!!
IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THERE IS NO EXCUSE.
EVERY SINGLE FEMANON IS NOW AN ENEMY OF THE ROBOT.
>>24381944
You can have my gf for 35 low payments of 29.99/mo
>>24381944
>>24382251
Today at work I spoke to a GF who I thought might want to be MY GF
But It turns out she actually HAS A BOYFRIEND FUCKING WHORE CUNT SPREADING HER SLUT LEGS FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME FUCK HER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE.
ME.
A.
GF.
NOW.
NO.
EXCUSES.
mfw i have a gf but im a virgin and to afraid to ask if she wanna fuck
From now on I will use a new system to get a gf
When ever I talk to a girl I will just literally say to her:
HEY WILL YOU BE MY GF
If she says no then I will end the conversation.
I WILL DO THIS UNTIL I GET A GF
>>24382429
IF this is true, tehre is nothing to be afraid of anon. I went to a hooker to lose my virginity and because of my appearance she thought I was under age. It can't be possible worse than this.
>>24381944
>tfwgf
It's not actually that hard, homie.
>>24382553
i think i will cum in less than 5 minutes and she will be like "what the fuck anon"
Lower your standards bro...
Before ids 3 late
>>24382756
>less than 5 min
Are you trying to rustle me jimmies? I lasted 30 seconds when I saw an escort
>>24382547
Remember to shave, shower, cut your hair, loose 30lbs and wear normie clothes.
dear god
GIVE ME A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW I DESERVE A GF THIS IS BULL SHIT CHAD ALWAYS FUCKING
I DEMAND A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
NOW
GF
GF
GF
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU GOD
amen
>>24382797
it doesnt matter if you are fucking a hooker but i have to please her aswell as my self
>>24382858
THE ARROGANCE OF WOMAN IS THINKING NATURE LIES DORMANT 2016 SHIFTING OF THE POLES THE SLEEPING GIANT AWAKENS R9K LEADS ALL MEN, NEIGH ALL MALE CREATURES TO THEYRE RIGHTFUL PLACE AMONGST THE GODS
A NEW ERA APPROACHES, MARK MY WORDS
OUR TIME IS NOOOOOOWWW RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24382892
It's not about lasting, my first time I lasted so long my girl asked me to stop and said it's not about lasting, took me couple more times to make her cum. Before you say I'm laying I had onahole for a while which built my stamina, I was raw too
25 years m8
25...
>>24383038
but under 5 minutes is still shameful
I'm trying to train my mind to be asexual, to be free from bodily desires. I don't really want a gf for sex now, just someone to talk to and save myself from crippling lonliness. Although, I am also trying to train my mind to be happy in spite of being alone as well.
>>24383202
Actually average time for penetration is around 3 mins regardless of what porn has told you, most of it is about the foreplay
>>24383210
Deep down you want to fundle with a set of warm breasts, hear the planting of a real woman, bite her lips and dorwn on a sea of lust and desire.
>>24383460
*panting
i will be your gf but i am chubby and you only want a qt so i guess itll never work
>>24383460
definitely, but I'm trying to get rid of that feeling. And I have a small penis so your scenario is implausible for me anyway.
>>24383038
Practice with deathgrip
>>24383626
Some women seek love, if you are real good with your hands and mouth that should be enough, I mean how do lesbians do it?
>>24383540
be my gf so i can rest my head on your tummy
>>24382742
>tfw get off my board normie
>>24381944
I could be your girlfriend, OP.
I just don't do anything besides shitpost on r9k and bait men all day.
IF I DON'T GET A GF BY THE END OF THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO ..................... probably just come to /r9k/ and bitch about it like the rest of you brobots, really. I'm pathetic.
>>24381944
>instead of putting effort into attracting a mate like every other species on Earth I complain about it by posting angry frogs on the computer!
>>24385118
Sorry but my intelligence is way beyond what you can imagine. Simple animal instincts like having sex does not effect me. My intellect succeeds that disgusting animal behaviour.
The only way I can connect to my kind is through memes and frogs. They are simple intelligent form of creativity, something you would never understand.
>>24385240
Euphoric, m'lady
>>24385240
I wish you really had been in the plane you massive faggot
>>24383540
Good
NO FAT CHICKS
posting in the most reddit thread on the board right now.
sage
>>24385334
>>24385310
>taking the bait this hard
>>24385586
Shut your fucking mouth. You're not a fisherman
