> Be in top 1% of university faculty by GPA
> Won interview for university's prestigious finance program
> literally no social skills, can't do interviews
why live
>>25779448
> there are members of university faculty here
What has the world come to.
> Be in top 1% of high school students by everything
> Won AP Scholar, PSAT/NMSQT awards
> literally affirmative action, not accepted into any top 10 schools
>>25779535
In a few years ill technically be a professor at stanford
>>25779674
Spewing the standard liberal rubbish i presume
>>25779753
If you call medicine rubbish, then yes
>>25779777
Any chance I can get a letter of recommendation from you in the next 2 hours?
t. desperate last second PTCAS applicant
>>25779798
What is ptcas? Did they change the name of amcas?
>>25779448
go fuck yourself
i can't believe this comment isn't original
>>25779838
Same concept, but for physical therapy.
I'm kidding, of course. It's way too late to update my application anyway, but the idea of being too robot resonates well as I look over all my rejection letters.
>>25779777
>government required vaccinations
>anti depressants
>flouride
>>25779674
That's pretty awesome. I wouldn't worry about finding a girlfriend. You're 120% provider material, overriding all other concerns.
>>25780211
I never said I was worried about finding a gf
>>25780255
No, that's right! Sorry, I'm drunk and kind of went on autopilot there.
But what do you need social skills for? Aren't all high-tier academics basically stuffy old geeks anyway?
>>25780526
Go to bed you drunken mess
>>25780526
I wasnt originally replying to the op post
>>25780648
I am in bed. :DDDDD
